Sexy Ponidius

In order for a land or country to be very prosperous, it must have a willing and dilligent workforce who would work and toil to overcome any debts and repayments the land has. This path also goes for the land of Equestria. Here, the ponies are hard working with whatever occupation they have, doctors, fruit farmers like Applejack, the list is endless. 2 princesses, the Captain and his trusty lieutenant decided to join 12 other ponies to help out with the workforce and of course, work to earn their own money. However, the 16 ponies normal day of work is about to change when a mysterious pony made negotiations.

"Okay Flash!" Shining called as he finished forming a chain of parcels. "This one's good to go!"

"Roger." Flash saluted as he grabbed the chain of parcels and flew them to its destination.

"Phew!" Shining sighed as he continued making another chain of parcels. "Who knew this parcel delivery work would be hard!"

"I'm back sir." Flash reported

"That was fast." Shining noted "are you sure you've delivered them to the right place?"

"Unless there is some miscalculation with the coordinates of where the parcels go" Flash replied showing Shining a fully ticked list "affirmative."

"And that's why you're my trusty lieutenant!" Shining chuckled "but you really need to stop with this hardcore soldier personality."

"Negative sir." Flash shook his head.

"Hey." Shining noted as he pulled a small note off Flash. "What's this?"

"That's odd... I don't remember getting a note stuck on to me." Flash replied

"Hmm..." Shining read the note " 'Mr Armor and Mr Sentry, I have a special job for you that requires your talents. Please come to the Parodius bureau. Here are the locations...' "

"Sir." Flash pointed out "the location given on this note is quite close to one of the previous delivery locations."

"Well then." Shining decided "when we finish our shift, why don't we go there?"

"You're the boss sir." Flash complied

"Ahem..." Shining gestured

"Alright sir. I suppose 'I' can also use a little bit of adventure in my solider life." Flash corrected

"That's the spirit!"

In another area, Derpy and the Doctor were busy doing woodwork.

"Be careful with that saw Derpy." The Doctor warned as he hammered some nails into some pieces of wood.

"Okay then!" Derpy thanked and started cutting. After a few seconds, Derpy started to complain. "Hey Doctor..."

"Yes dear?"

"The part I'm trying to cut isn't splitting into half."

"Hmm... Maybe you need to apply more force." The Doctor advised "let me try." As the Doctor sunk the saw into the lined area of the wood , the long wood was immediately split up into equal pieces. That is, every part of the wood but the lined area.

"Well..." The Doctor whistled "this is a bit of a predicament."

"I swore I cut the lined part!" Derpy defended.

"We all know. Yet you didn't for some reason." The Doctor continued "we shall never know."

"Hey Doctor." Derpy pointed out "there's something on your hammer."

"Oh?" The Doctor looked at the hammer. Indeed, there was a note attached to it. The Doctor picked it up and read

"Dear Doctor of Gallopferey and his wonderful grey assistant. It is my biggest honour to enlist your aid for my agency. You will find the Parodius Bureau here..." And a location was pointed out.

"Hmm..." Derpy wondered "should we go there Doc?"

"I wonder... How did he know my identity?" The Doctor wondered "this seems very suspicious to me..."

"Doctor?"

"But if you want to go Derpy, then let's go!" The Doctor laughed

"Aww... You're so sweet." Derpy nuzzled

"You're just my assistant, and we'll leave it there." The Doctor blushed "to the Tardis!"

"Hello everypony!" Twilight waved "and thanks for coming to watch us perform. I'm your Princess of friendship and showmare, Twilight Sparkle!"

"And I'm her partner showmare and the Princess of Love, Princess Cadence!" Cadence finished, replied by an uproar of applause.

"Today, we will be singing a duet." Twilight explained "it is called 'Bad Apple!!!' By Alstroemeria records."

"It's originally from Neighpon for those who don't know the artist." Cadence added "and it was originally in Neighponese. However, we will be singing a translated version."

"Are you ready everypony?" Twilight asked and was answered with cheers.

"I don't think I can hear you properly. Are you ready?" Cadence repeated with even louder cheers.

"Let's do this." The alicorns said and the music started. The moment Twilight opened her mouth to sing the song, everypony in the crowd was swept off their feet and swayed by the alluring tune of the purple pony. The reaction was mutual when Cadence started singing too.

At the end of the performance, the two alicorns waved goodbye to their audience and relaxed in the dressing room.

"Man! That performance was awesome!" Twilight exclaimed

"Indeed." Cadence agreed "this showmare business is pretty successful and interesting." Until Twilight changed the subject as she saw something different.

"Umm Cadence..." Twilight asked holding up a small note. "Is this yours?"

"No... But I don't remember that being there either." Cadence shook her head "Maybe it's a letter? Who's it addressed to?"

"From the looks of it." Twilight read the note "us! 'Dear Princess Twilight and Cadence. Your showmare talents are amazing and sexy...' "

"Sexy!?!?" Cadence gasped "why would this pony even use that word?"

" 'But I believe you will do better in joining my agency of Parodius Inc. Here are the locations...' "

"Do you feel like doing something else?" Twilight asked

"Why not?" Cadence chuckled "but... I've got a bad feeling about this..."

"Hello everyone! And welcome to today's weather forecast!" Lyra announced on a loudspeaker.

"From the pegasi meteorology bureau, Ponyville will be Sunny all day with temperatures 25 degrees Celsius..." Bon Bon announced "and Cloudsdale..."

"Zzz..." Lyra snored. Her new job as the weather announcers for the peagsi was too boring for the lyre player to even open an eyelid.

"...And that's it for today's weather! Hope you have a pleasant day!" Bon Bon concluded

"... Is it over?" Lyra woke up

"You idiot. I had to take over your line... Again!" Bon Bon snapped

"Can you at least give me more lines?" Lyra pleaded

"Of course not! You always mess the locations up!"

"Dang it!!! This type of job isn't for me!" Lyra whined, but stopped as a note landed on her nose.

"Bon Bon?" Lyra asked

"I did not put that there." Bon Bon shook her head "what does it say?"

" 'Congratulations Lyra and Bon Bon!!! You have been invited for a special job! Come to the Parodius Bureau for more information!' "

"Hey! This thing's directed to us!" Lyra gasped

"But..." Bon Bon started

"Enough with this job! I'm going, and you're coming with me!" Lyra interrupted

"Errrgh..." Caramel winced as he carried a small load of furniture on his back.

"Come on Caramel! You can carry much more!" Applejack encouraged

"Too... Heavy..." Caramel gasped

"A few more centimeters!"

"Guh..." Caramel sighed with relief as he put the furniture down.

"My oh my..." Applejack sighed "yer a stallion. Why do you carry like a mare?"

"I'm sorry Applejack, I'm not as strong as you are." Caramel apologised

"Don't worry, I think that's it for the day." Applejack assured. "Tell you the truth, this is certainly something different from the farm."

"Um... Applejack? I think there's something on your hat." Caramel pointed out.

"Wha?" Applejack pulled down her stetson and looked at the note. " 'To Equestria's most strongest and weakest pony. Have I the job for you.' Dang, that's a big compliment for telling me that ah'm the strongest."

"And he's calling me weak..." Caramel cringed

"Don't let that get you down. How bout we pay a visit to this Parodius bureau?" Applejack asked

Octavia trotted through the streets of Ponyville,  tossing newspapers to every doorstep of a pony.

"Ahh... That's one street down." Octavia grinned "Now I've got a few--" Her sense of thinking was interrupted when hundreds of newspapers carried by... Soundwaves started flying over her.

"Wha? So many Newspapers!" Octavia gasped as she looked to the sky. "And that music? Oh no... Vinyl." With a sense of anger, she angrily stomped off to the source of the sound, seeing the unicorn tossing news papers in front of the bass speakers, allowing the vibrations to carry them in the air.

"Hey Octy!" Vinyl greeted "check it out! Great way to deliver newspapers!"

"Vinyl! Turn it off!" Octavia ordered right away

"What?"

"TURN... IT... OFF!!!" Octavia yelled and getting the message, Vinyl turned off the music.

"Vinyl!" Octavia scolded "you know you have to use the standard original way of delivering newspapers."

"But Octy, it's so long and tiring!"

"That's what being a papermare is about! Besides, it may attract dogs... Like that past time..."

"I remember!" Vinyl chuckled "10 dogs were chasing us all around Ponyville!"

"Dogs are only supposed to chase Mailmares! Not papermares! Their teeth would have sunk into my flesh if we didn't make it out in time! Just don't use sound waves to carry newspapers. In fact, it doesn't scientifically make sense."

"This is a world of magic Octy." Vinyl reminded

"Anyway" Octavia changed "there seems to be a note on one of your speakers." And pulled it off.

"What does it say?" Vinyl asked.

"It's a job offer... From Parodius Inc." Octavia finished "never heard of them."

"Sounds musical! Want to try our luck?" Vinyl asked

"You can try your luck. I'm staying here." Octavia replied

"Doing boring paper runs? I imagine that you can do it with rhythm, but it may be very weird."

"Thanks for giving me that thought." Octavia growled "because it convinced me to go with you!"

"Then let's go!" Vinyl laughed.

Meanwhile, Pinkie and Rarity had... Peculiar jobs, it involves stacking certain types of energy balls together in order to power up some machine that makes materials.

"Right... This goes there, and that goes there..." Rarity was busy piling rows of different colours on top of each other in the most colourful and stylish way possible.

"No Rarity!" Pinkie sighed "that's not how you do it!" Pinkie on the other hand, was combining 3-4 energy balls of the same colour in different patterns, which seem to make them disappear. "You need to get rid of them! That creates energy to make this machine work!"

"What? I refuse to believe that!" Rarity retorted and in her rebuke, slammed an energy ball down which in turn, started to create a combo of chained colours of energy balls. Rarity watch as her artful masterpiece disappeared right before her eyes, in which nothing was left.

"A 12-chain combo!" Pinkie applauded "now that's how you do it!"

"M-My masterpiece..." Rarity started until the foreman came in, beaming wildly.

"I saw that with my own eyes! Nice work with that chain reaction Ms Rarity! This astounding increase of energy for our business will be a astounding increase for your paycheck!"

"See? I told you that matching colours together is how you do your job!" Pinkie added

"Well done to both of you, feel free to take a month's vacation. By the way, some hooded pony told me to give this both to you. I'm going to be heading off to one of the mines." The foreman noted, passing a note to Pinkie before leaving.

"Hmm... Parodius Inc?" Rarity wondered as she looked at the note.

" 'Dear Rarity and Pinkie Pie!' Do you want lots of money to get better fashion materials and hold even bigger parties? Cause we've got the job for you!' " Pinkie Pie read "ooh! Sounds exciting!"

"I don't know Pinkie..." Rarity replied "but this our first job here and we've been already been given vacation time so... I want to do more. I guess I can't say no."

"Yay!!!" Pinkie cheered

"Ughh... So tiring!" Rainbow moaned as she placed rows of rice saplings in a paddy field. "Hey Fluttershy! I think this is your job!"

"I-I know that." Fluttershy replied as she plowed the ground with a hoe "but we were selected to do these things!"

"Does that farmer pony know that you're the green thumb around here?" Rainbow asked

"I wanted to take care of the farm animals instead!" Fluttershy complained "didn't you know that already!?"

"My bad." Rainbow sighed and continued on planting rice saplings. As Fluttershy continued plowing the fields, she stepped on something that didn't feel like dirt, and found a strange looking note directed to her and Rainbow.

"Hey Rainbow..." Fluttershy called "somepony requires our attention..."

"Really?" Rainbow approached "let me see... A job for us!? I accept! Anything to get away from this farm!"

"But Rainbow... We need to tell..."

"He can deal with it himself! We're going to Parodius Inc. now!" Rainbow cried and dragged Fluttershy her towards the exit.