Derpy Hooves is told, by an omniscient voice that only she can hear, that she must discover the seventh element of harmony and use it's power to save Equestria. This is the story of the long, dangerous, and interesting tale that unfolded so long ago…

Evil! Portals! Time travel! Alternate dimensions! Cupca- Um, nevermind, muffins! And Derpy Hooves! All this and more! Much, much more!

NOTE
As of 2/2/12 I am posting an edited and pretty heavily revised version, which I am am calling "Beta" for now. When everything is finalized it will become "2.0" and there will be much rejoicing.

If you want to read the new version skip down till you see remastered in the title.