US to test new big bomb
Bomb is placed inside the lagoon.
Natives be like: "Fuck that, this is our home. Fuck off." Doesn't fly well with general.
General be all tough-love and shit. GTFO my island, bitches. I'mma blow this shit up.
Locals, knowing humans are faggots, be like, "Eat shit. This is our home. Go blow some other island up."
General be like, "No. Too expensive."
Orders are made to get locals to abandon island -- use of force authorized.
Locals protest. Protest met with deaf ears.
Locals commit mass 'suicide' -- actually hide away in hidden chamber underneath a lagoon.
Everything is tragic. Army hushes up the mass 'suicide' as it is bad for their image (typical press-fear).
Bomb detonation goes on schedule.
Everyone retreats to ship far away to watch it go boom.
5-4-3-2-1... nothing. Oh shit! WTF is going on?
General be like: go see wtf is happening.
Scientists (two -- perhaps make one the star -- better, something to relate to. DO THIS.) go see wtf is this bomb's problem
Scientists discover hidden chamber. Are all like: wtf. Shit's amazing. 'Magical'.
Loss of communication. Everyone at the ship is totally freaking the fuck out. Things about sending another two scientist when...
BOOOOOOOOOM! Huge explosion... island vanishes.
OMFG! Go check that shit out!
Everyone checks that shit out. Find one of the scientists floating around where the island was. Unconcious.
Wake up. Blah, blah, blah. Mystery is resolved.
What happened? They were ponies from another dimension, but here they are human. Wanted to go back but couldn't.
Needed Dark Matter.
One scientist was one of them (ponies in human form). He made the bomb be at that location and stored in that place (lagoon).
Humans were played. Lost the bomb and head-scientist who knew all the bomb secrets. Aw, poor army.
Imply Twilight as head scientist? Maybe.
