Going Home

by deathtap

Rating: everyone
Tags: Human
Length: 317

The United States of America have developed a new weapon with the destructive capabilities of ten hydrogen bombs and without the dangerous fallout to boot! Too bad the locals aren't too pleased about it.

The United States military have just generated a new weapon. A weapon so powerful that it makes the h-bomb look like nothing more than a little firecracker. To test the full effects of this latest and most dangerous of weapons, the detonation will take place on a small island in the middle of the Pacific far from any other landmass.

But there is a local populace aren't very happy with the knowledge that their ancestral home is being erased off the face of the planet and have chosen to remain despite being offered new homes, lands and whatnot on another island a few thousand miles away. Why is the military to do with such an uncooperative group? And why are they so insistent about staying there?

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-09-04 17:49:19 UTC

Going Home - Source

US to test new big bomb

Bomb is placed inside the lagoon.

Natives be like: "Fuck that, this is our home. Fuck off." Doesn't fly well with general.

General be all tough-love and shit. GTFO my island, bitches. I'mma blow this shit up.

Locals, knowing humans are faggots, be like, "Eat shit. This is our home. Go blow some other island up."

General be like, "No. Too expensive."

Orders are made to get locals to abandon island -- use of force authorized.

Locals protest. Protest met with deaf ears.

Locals commit mass 'suicide' -- actually hide away in hidden chamber underneath a lagoon.

Everything is tragic. Army hushes up the mass 'suicide' as it is bad for their image (typical press-fear).

Bomb detonation goes on schedule.

Everyone retreats to ship far away to watch it go boom.

5-4-3-2-1... nothing. Oh shit! WTF is going on?

General be like: go see wtf is happening.

Scientists (two -- perhaps make one the star -- better, something to relate to. DO THIS.) go see wtf is this bomb's problem

Scientists discover hidden chamber. Are all like: wtf. Shit's amazing. 'Magical'.

Loss of communication. Everyone at the ship is totally freaking the fuck out. Things about sending another two scientist when...

BOOOOOOOOOM! Huge explosion... island vanishes.

OMFG! Go check that shit out!

Everyone checks that shit out. Find one of the scientists floating around where the island was. Unconcious.

Wake up. Blah, blah, blah. Mystery is resolved.

What happened? They were ponies from another dimension, but here they are human. Wanted to go back but couldn't.

Needed Dark Matter.

One scientist was one of them (ponies in human form). He made the bomb be at that location and stored in that place (lagoon).

Humans were played. Lost the bomb and head-scientist who knew all the bomb secrets. Aw, poor army.

Imply Twilight as head scientist? Maybe.