Hitched *Love Story*

by nerdybat101

Chapter 1: The Guy

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Author's Note

I wasn't really feeling this story but if you guys like it then it's fine with me. So enjoy!


Chapter 1: The Guy

It was an ordinary day. The sun was shining, beaming on everyone's eyes and sunglasses. Mostly, everyone's faces were covered in sweat from either just walking, or working out, but for Shining Armor, it was a total different thing. The outside was never his thing. Shining was always inside his indigo room, which looked like the universe or a galaxy. He was a total nerd. He was mostly into medieval stories about ancient Greek heroes, goddesses, gods, kings, queens, princesses, and princes. He was also interested in space stories and legends like Star Wars. While in his room, he had one thing on his mind: air conditioning. While working on his new air bringing project, someone begins to bang on the door.
"SHINING ARMOR!!!!!" says a voice, "MOM SAYS DINNER IS READY!!!!" While being annoyed, Shining ignores who's at the door and continues to work on his project. The unwanted visitor begins to bang on his door even harder.
"SHINING ARMOR!!! MOM'S GONNA KILL YOU IF YOU DON'T SHOW!" the unknown visitor's voice becomes louder. Shining Armor continues to ignore the voice. The unknown visitor gradually gets even louder and bangs on the door even harder.
"SHINING ARMOR!!!!! COME ON WE CAN'T EAT WITHOUT YOU!!!!!!" Shining now gets completely irritated, and marches and stomps to his door, grips the knob, and forcefully opens the door.
"What do you want Twilight!?" Shining Armor yells at the top of his lungs. Twilight begins to look at him deep in the eyes as if she's telling him from vision to vision.
"Mom says dinner is ready!" she finally says.
"But it's only 7:30pm. Why is mom serving dinner so early?" Shining asks, but Twilight gives him the "you already know" look. But Shining is still looking at her very confused.
"Ugh. Am I always the smart one? Mom is cooking dinner early because her and dad are going on a date tonight. Sound familiar?" she lectures. Shining now remembering his mom saying that his dad and she were going on a date. Obviously, hearing about dates wasn't Shining's thing either. He either found them weird, gross, or awkward. Twilight claimed that it's because he's never experienced love for himself, or he's just never been in love before in his life. But, that's an experiment for herself, not to mention she's never been in love either. As the two rush downstairs for dinner, their mother,Twilight Velvet, promptly stands in front of the both of them, with arms crossed.
"Sorry mom, Shiny wouldn't budge!" Twilight tattled. Shining grins. Their father, Night Light, begins to shrug.
"Well, they made it to dinner, I see no problem." he says while stuffing his face with hamburger meat. Their mother sighs.
"Fine. Your off the hook this time." she replies, "Shining, you said you wanted to head with Gaffer and 8-bit to Gamestop?"
"Yep. I'm getting the new 'Space Ninja' game today!" Shining roared in excitement.
"But what about me? Who's gonna watch me while you all are gone?" Twilight wined.
"Don't worry honey, we already arranged something for you." Twilight Velvet replied. As five minutes passed, everyone began to wash their plates, while Twilight was still smashing on her hamburger. As he watched the drop of ketchup drop to Twilight's cheek, Shining Armor began to call 8-bit to tell them that he is on his way. As the sun gotten lower and the moon began to rise, everyone began to head out.
"Alright Twilight, your babysitter should be here in a moment. Make sure she gets the 25 dollars if shes leaves when we arrive." Twilight Velvet informed Twilight as she got the car keys and handed them to Night Light. Meanwhile, Shining is running up and down looking for his Gamestop gift card.
"Slow down idiot!" Twilight yells. But Shining ignores. As the doorbell rings, a beautiful pink teenager walks in and greets Night Light and Twilight Velvet.
"Your a pretty babysitter. Whats your name?" Twilight comes up to her new babysitter with eyes wide open.
"I'm Cadence. What's your name?" Cadence asks bending down to look Twilight in her eyes.
"I'm Twilight Sparkle. I wish to grow to be smart and bright. I'm even smarter than my brother." Twilight giggled and joked. As everyone headed out, Shining came running down the steps.
"Shining, Gaffer and 8-bit are here." Twilight Velvet called out to Shining Armor.
"Alright, I'm com-" at that moment, Shining Armor's foot slid on the slippery step and flopped to the air. As he slipped and slid on his wooden, slippery floor, he slid towards the door, and bumped straight into Cadence. The two moaned as if they had been hit in the head with a wrecking ball. As Shining Armor slowly opens his eyes, he takes a closer look at Cadence, who was lightly rubbing her head. She soon notices Shining Armor staring at her completely. The two began to lock eyes and came closer together like a staring contest. Their contest soon ended once they bumped heads.
"Oops! I'm so sorry for bumping into you." they both said at the same time and began to laugh.
"Hi, I'm Cadence."
"Hi, I'm Shining-" A horn from a car began to blow.
"SHINING ARMOR! COME ON WE'LL BE LATE!" 8-Bit begins to yell.
"I better go, catch you later." Shining said while running to his friend's car.

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8-Bit, Gaffer, and Shining Armor all head to Gamestop for the new game release.
"So Shining." Gaffer begins, "who was that girl you bumped into?"
"Oh! Her name is Cadence. You know the new princess." Shining Armor replied. But Gaffer looks at him very confused.
"Cadence? As in, the brand new princess?" 8-Bit asked while making a turn.
"Yes! You guys seemed to be very shocked at this." Shining said very annoyed.
"UMM......HELLO!? PRINCESS CADENCE!" 8-Bit and Gaffer both yelled. Soon, 8-Bit pulled in to the closest parking spot by Gamestop. Once they walked in, the salesman walked in front of them.
"Let me guess, you guys are here for the new Space Ninja Warriors?" he asked.
"Yep!" the 3 boys squealed.
"Well there right over there, we just got new ones in stock!" the salesman said pointing to the right. Afterwards, the guys kept going on and on about Shining Armor and how he met Cadence.
"So, you meeting Cadence is like Kuro meeting Princess Yuri." Gaffer explained from the characters from Space Ninjas Warriors.
"It's kinda simple to me." 8-Bit began to explain, "when Princess Yuri and Ninja Kuro first met, Kuro bumped into Yuri. After that, they soon got to know each other, loved each other, then had sex." That's when the guys thought for a minute. Then Gaffer thought of an idea.
"It's very simple 8-Bit!" he yelled.
"Huh?" both Shining and 8-Bit both looked confused. That's when Gaffer grabbed a piece of paper from the salesman's desk and made a game-plan.
"Ok, maybe Shining Armor and Cadence's relationship might change just like Kuro and Yuri's. They meet, become friends, get closer." Gaffer explained.
"Ok and what about the....S-E-X part?" Shining whispered. That's when Gaffer and 8-Bit both gave him the guarded ignorant look.
"THAT TIER IS TOO HIGH FOR YOU PAL!!!" 8-Bit yelled.
"Though if it does happen, here's a tip, let Cadence take the lead." Gaffer said and laughed.
"Don't encourage him!" 8-Bit yelled. Soon, Gaffer registered the game and headed out. Meanwhile, the guys headed towards Shining's house.
"Alright Shining we're here." 8-Bit said pulling into Shining's house.When Shining opened the back door, he saw Twilight playing the Wii. Twilight heard a car horn and paused her game. She looked out her window to see who it was, it was Shining Armor.
"Bye guys." Shining waved to his friends while heading to his door. Meanwhile, Twilight watched as Shining was heading towards the door.
"Alright Cadence he's here! Get ready." Twilight yelled as she went to go get the door for Shining Armor.
"Hey Twiliy. Where's Cadence?" Shining Armor asked.
"Oh I think she's in the kitchen. You should go check!" Twilight said as she pushed Shining towards the kitchen entrance. As Shining Armor entered the kitchen, he saw Cadence who was sitting next to a vase full of ruby roses right next to chocolate strawberries on a slim wooden counter with a silver metal top. Cadence got up and went towards Shining with the bowl of chocolate strawberries.
"Um..hey Shining Armor. I just wanted to get to know you mor-" at that moment, Cadence slipped on a piece of rose that was left on the floor. Her foot went in front of her, like she was gonna do a back flip. She almost hit face first on the ground, but apparently her butt had other plans. Instead of falling on the floor with her, Cadence's butt hit Shining's stomach causing them both to crash. They both moaned while rubbing their heads.
"Hey Cadence how's it goin-" that's when Twilight saw Cadence on top of Shining Armor. And totally freaked.
"CADENCE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY BROTHER!?" Twilight screamed. That's when both Shining Armor and Cadence panicked and got up very quickly.
"Um.....Twily! It's not what it looks like!" Shining Armor explained.
"Yea, I just fell that's all." Cadence said backing Shining Armor up. Twilight gave them a very unsure look, but then gave them the ok.

Afterwards, Twilight Velvet and Night Light pulled in. As they walked in, Shining Armor and Cadence both stood together and gave them a big bright smile. Night Light shrugged, Twilight Velvet raised an eyebrow.
"Nothing bad happened while I was gone right?" she asked with a very unsure face.
"Yep nothing bad happened!" both Cadence and Shining Armor said. But Twilight Velvet still had an unsure face.
"Well ok. Thanks for babysitting Twilight, Cadence! We really appreciate it!" she replied. As Cadence headed towards the door, she faced Shining Armor.
"Bye Shining." she said as she walked towards her car. Shining, however fell to the ground without notice.
"Shining!" Twilight Velvet yelled as her son hit the ground. As she was going to bend down to help him, Twilight stopped her with her arm.
"It's ok mom, he's finally fell in love."

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