Canterlot Dungeon
Deep under the castle of Canterlot lied a dungeon where all the scumbags or dangerous pony criminals of Equestria were put while waiting for their punishment to be handed out to them. It is said that all who are thrown in the dungeon are bad and deserve to be in there. But that can not be said for all; as not all of them are bad nor they deserve being thrown in there.
That statement specifically goes for a group of six long life friends that were not bad but only misunderstood as they were good ponies of heart but can get into trouble at times. They all shared the same cell as each one of them tried to keep their minds at bay. They mostly try to think on something else mostly due to them not wanting to argue with each other.
First was Blaze Firecake as she was the hot head of the group. She is the grey furred unicorn with red and orange fire looking mane as a flame was her cutie mark.
Next was Glazed Hoof who sat a couple of feet away from where Blaze was sitting. Unlike the others, Glazed Hoof was the positive one who always tries to find a positive in any situation even if they are bad ones. She had a curly orange mane and tail as her fur was light green. Her cutie mark was a happy face due to her positive attitude.
Then there was Silent Scarlet who sat next to Glazed Hoof as she was supporting Glazed with her positive output of the situation. She was a purple earth pony with a sword as a cutie mark. She and Glazed have been dating for over a year now and there bond have only been growing stronger as their friends have been supporting their love…..Well mostly all of them due to Bandit.
With that there is bandit the red furred earth pony. Who was trying to bite his way to freedom as he was continually chomping the bars to their cell. How that he has not broken his teeth yet was beyond anypony as he was...How to say…..The insane one of the group as he always did something random or crazy…..Like Pinkie Pie but less Fourth wall breaking.
Then there was Midnight Blaze. He was the dark blue unicorn with black and dark blue mane. He was the clear minded one out of the group, as he just wants to live a normal life but he keeps finding himself being dragged into stupid or dangerous situations due to Rex.
And with that there was Rex as he was the reason that they keep getting into shenanigans mostly due to the stupid planes that he comes up with to get rich as Midnight would eventually be there to either save his ass or get dragged onto his planes, same for the group. Rex was a white furred Pegasus with a black and red mane as a flaming skull with his cutie mark. But Rex was kind of heart as he cared about his life long friends but he can still be a dick...Mostly to Midnight.
“This sucks.” Said Rex as he was getting bored counting the stone around them.
“No shit Rex we are in a dungeon.” said Midnight as he was to tired for Rex’s complaining.
“They should at least give us some pillows or food…..or a TV.”
“Yea…. you're right they should...And while they are at it maybe they should give us ass scratchers.” Midnight sarcastically said.
“........They have those.”
“NO I WAS BEING SARCASTIC!!” Midnight yelled at Rex as he was losing his patience.
“Well you don't have to be an ass.”
“Rex do you not remember that we are in here because of you.”
“ Because of me! Its your fault.”
“ “MY FAULT!” ”
“Uhhh...Yea.”
“Whose plane was it to dress up as Mexican luchadores and win in a family children's race.”
“Hey it was a good idea at the time.”
“You trampled over little fillies while screaming and by Quote “Move bitch get out the way.” Midnight said as he still remembered the event.
“Hey to be honest that was Bandit.” Rex stated as he pointed towards Bandit who was still chomping on the bars.
“Bandit is that true.”
“Not my fault…. “nibble nibble”..... They asked for it.”
“Bandit would you stop chomping on those bars you're going to break your jaw.” Said Blaze as she was starting to form a headache.
“No I’m almost there.” Bandit stated as he went right back to chomping.
“Oh come on guys lets all not get ourselves into sour moods at least it can't get worse.” Said Glazed
“Look Glaze I love you but how can it get worse.” Silent asked
“We could all be hanging from the rope by our necks by now.” Glazed said with a smile as she then noticed they were all staring at her as even Bandit stopped chewing and stared at her.
“Oooo kay then….. thanks for that thought Glazed.” Midnight said trying not to shiver at the thought.
“No Prob Midnight.” she happily said as everyone else just ground.
“Anyways guys while I was shivering at the thought of hanging I came up with a plane to get us out of here…..Legally of course.” Rex put in knowing Midnight would object.
“O really you have a plan.” Blaze sarcastically said as she was dying to hear it.
“Yes I do Blaze and I know this plan is 99.99.99.99% proof.” Rex said proudly as Midnight face-hoofed himself.
“Look Rex we are all in enough trouble as it is. We don't need to get in anymore trouble.”
“But Midnight this plan will get us out of here legally and I promise that it will work but It will require all of us to perform at our best.”
“Okay Rex what is it.” Silent asked as she was not curious what this could be.
“Okay here is the plan: Blaze I’m going to need you to find the something sharp we could use for the lock on our cell.”
“You got it.” Blaze said
“Glaze I need you to stay positive.”
“Okie Dokie.” Glazed said.
“Silent I need you to find a map of the dungeon once we break out.”
“Okay.” Silent said.
“Bandit I need you to break down any doors that would block us.”
“Yes Sir.”
“And Midnight you have the most important part of the plan.” Rex said solemnly as he put his hoof on Midnights shoulder. “ I’m trusting you with this part as I know you are the only one that could pull it off.”
Midnight was taken back by this as he never seen Rex serious like this. “What is it.”
“I need you to…..”
“What.” Midnight asked as if it was so important he would not fail.
“.......Seduce the guards with gay sex.”
“.......”
“........”
“WHAT THE FUUUUU!!!!”
Breakfast. The most wonderful time of the day as its a time that welcomes all creatures to the start of a new day as Ponies all around Equestria gather together to share, love and enjoy the starting meal as they share with their friends and loved ones.
It was an early Morning and Bandit was sitting at the dinner table since he was usually the first one to get up from bed. Silent and Glaze woke up shortly after him as they went into the kitchen only to see Bandit sitting there with a stack of waffles on his plate. Silent site in front of Bandit and gazed at the stack of waffles on his plate.
"That's a lot of waffles." Silent awed as Glaze caught notice as she found the waffles box empty.
"You ate all of the waffles?" Glazed questioned.
"Yes...... I did." Bandit said as he smiled at his plate.
"You could have asked us if we wanted any." Glazed said as she site next to Silent.
"Na-uh...If I give you guys the waffles, I want get any." Bandit whined.
"Babe would you like a waffle?" Silent asked Glaze
"There is no more waffles I have them all!" Bandit yelled like a spoiled filly.
"I know. Its an example."
"Why yes, Silent, I think I would like TWO waffles." Glazed grinned.
"You can't- You....You want two of them?" Bandit babbled.
"So if Glaze gets two waffles-" Silent then grabbed two waffles of Bandits plate which made him groin-"And I get two waffles...That still leaves eight waffles for YOU."
"I don't want eight waffles! I want twelve, I just want twelve of them."
"If you can seriously eat All of those waffles I will personally take you to the store to buy some more."
"I just- I just don't see why you guys get all of the waffles."
"Bandit you still have more waffles then Silent and me combined." Glaze stated.
"They're mine! I got them from the freezer and I put them on my plate!" Bandit said with crossing his forelegs and pouting.
Silent and Glazed gave up and both faced hoof.
"You guys are being selfish."
So there it is-" Rex said as he turned off the video that he showed to the agent of the waffle company. "Its perfect. This commercial is a no brainer to the Willy Waffle company. Your clients are going to love it."
"O No we loved the video Rex. Its just uhhhhh....Your friend there-" He pointed towards Bandit who was sitting next to Rex as he was spaced out. "What's his deal? Is he- Is he retarded."
"Ummm he ate a jelly-"
"No No No No!"
"He ate a jellyfish." Rex nervously grin.
"Ate a jellyfish." Bandit repeated with a smile.
"We may want to recast, Just a thought, But we will talk about it later."
"THIS COMMERCIAL IS GOING TO MAKE ME FAMOUS !!!"
