The Conversion Bureau: Let There Be Bloodshed

8 April, 2020

Moscow, Russia

Inside the Kremlin Armory, a portal appeared. A purple pastel colored unicorn horse/woman hybrid walked through with five different flying horse/men hybrids. Security cameras caught this, and Russian Spetsnaz were sent to capture the hybrids. The hybrids did not move after coming out of the portals, they just stood in place like they were waiting. As they circled around the hybrids the purple one spoke, which almost made the trained soldiers drop their weapons. It said in perfect Russian, “I have come from Equestria and our princess wishes to speak with the leaders of the major countries of this world, specifically President Vladimir Putin of Russia, President Barack Obama of the United States of America, Kim Jong-un of North Korea, Prime Minister David Cameron of Britain, and President Xi Jinping of China. We have been watching your countries closely over the last few hundred years, and would like to talk about foreign relations. The meeting date and location have yet to be decided.” After that it, and its guards, re-entered the portal. In the countries of the leaders it spoke of, the leaders all got the same speech more or less, just with a different hybrid. In America it was an orange horse hybrid with a cowboy hat and a southern accent, in N. Korea it was an extremely hyper pink horse hybrid, who had to repeat the speech three times before it was heard correctly, Britain got a shy tan flying hybrid with pink hair, and in China it was a rainbow haired blue flying hybrid that was overly aggressive and was shot in the wing as it fled into its portal. All of these hybrids spoke the language of said countries very fluently, as if they had translators, or had been practicing the language for a long time. Korean, and Chinese were extremely hard to learn, as many people have found out. The leaders of said countries contacted each other immediately, and discussed the situation. The leaders agreed that on whatever date and location the meeting was to take place, that they would not only bring translators, but armed bodyguards with military clearance weapons. They also agreed to not let the public know of this, but they needed a cover up story in case the media did find out. Ideas ranged from nuclear peace, to the war between Russia and Ukraine. They ultimately decided on the nuclear peace cover that Xi Jinping wouldn't stop suggesting. Now all they had to do was wait for a date, time and location from the hybrids.

Two Days Later

10 April

The portals re-opened in the same spots two days after first contact, and the same hybrids walked out of the portals(with the exception of the rainbow colored one. In its place was a white and purple unicorn horse/woman hybrid), but they didn't expect to be met by ten or more armed bodyguards with guns off safety and ready to fire. The new white one exclaimed “Well, that is NOT how you greet a lady!” After getting bored looks in response, she did what she came to do. The hybrids told each of the leaders that the date was 19 April, nine days from then, and that the location was the Presidential Retreat in Maryland. The date and location was set and after confirmation from each leader the hybrids left. No one knew what to expect, so they expected the worst.

Sunday 19 April, Camp David Presidential Retreat, Thurmont, Maryland, USA

The Day Of The Meeting

Barack Obama knew nothing good could come from this meeting. In just under two weeks, he had found out that aliens did indeed exist, that he and other world leaders would most likely be meeting a hybrid, and that these hybrids might want war. As he and his bodyguards entered the war room in the camp, he was greeted by his secretary Julie. “Xi Jinping, Kim Jong-un, and Vladimir Putin are already here, Mr. President.” she said. He replied with a simple thank you and proceeded to his seat at the front of the room.

“Well, I wish that those hybrids would have given us a time, not just a date and location.” Putin complained. Being Russian and all, he didn’t like waiting, and was very impatient. But the others couldn’t agree more, some of them had been there for almost an hour. At 12:00 o’clock pm Julie came into the room.

“Prime Minister Cameron is here.” she said. As she finished the Prime Minister walked into the room.

“Sorry i’m late, got caught in a really bad storm and had to land and wait it out in Greenland.” He said. Once he sat down a noise like lightning was heard, and the room became very bright. Once the noise and light died down there stood a white hybrid that had a horn, and wings with hair that flowed in an invisibly breeze. All the leaders stared at it, some drinking various drinks. Most had coffee since they weren’t used to the time zones of the U.S. Then it spoke…

“I am Princess Celestia, one of the two leaders of Equestria, a land full of peaceful ponies, and the ponies that each of you have seen, are my good friends. I have been watching your world for 200 years and have decided that you humans are not fit for survival, as you are too destructive, and violent. I will convert you and all of the humans to humans to ponies.”