Dimension Invasion

It was a warm sunny day, so I plan a nice picnic with my family. I never really like how I had to eat like a horse, but hay at least I can enjoy some sweets, it was twenty percent sweeter since I love my sweets, it would have been more but then I couldn't use that joke. I was nice watching my kids grow, but for being a multi-species like me (and part god-like) I screw their ageing, really badly. Zero is a pegasus, just like his mother and has a sword and shield as a cutie mark. He should be the same age as Eva and Daring Do, they're also legal adults. Eva is a unicorn and could be probably smarter then Twilight Sparkle, which means she usually in her room reading books all the damn time. This also means she sometimes forget to eat, but lucky she wouldn't say no for hanging out with her siblings. She has a cutie mark as a open book with a wand. Daring Dash is a earth pony, she basely like Daring Do, but a earth pony. She has a treasure map as a cutie mark, so she basely like Daring Do, heck she right's her own book series, it isn't better then Daring Do series, but different adventures, can't get more similar then that.  Lighting, Thunder, Hunter are hybrids. Lighting is a alicorn, and yes I count that as a hybrid. She's has a pink coat, and a blue mane. Thunder is part dragon, he hasn't taste meat yet, and I pretty sure I would never fed him that. He has a light brown coat, and has a black mane. Hunter is a sea pony, he's has a dark blue coat with a black mane. Luckily he doesn't need to be in water all the time, but I make sure I toss him in a body of water, just to make sure. Those kids are triples as well, and I glad I'm not the one giving birth (I'm sorry Rainbow Dash). We also have on more kid, his name is Spirit. He's probably the same age as Hunter and the other and also he's a changeling and because he's a changeling, we somehow started a hive of our own. I already gave up trying to figure how that work, Eva probably figured it out already, and Twilight, can't fricking stop pestering us about it. Seriously, I had to knot her and set a invisible wall around Twilight, so she would bug us, I could even see her trying to get past the invisible wall.

Once I was done thinking, I realize why am I thinking about who my kid are, it's not like they're new or anything. They've been here since a few years later when I came back... I should stop thinking and enjoy some cupcakes Rainbow Dash made and it's twenty percent cooler because of that. I grab a cupcake and then I get blasted with some kind of energy. I could see the look that my my family is making right now I bet I look ridiculous, but that wasn't the issue. The issue was I was attacked, so I looked at my attacker and it's a Monoeye? What the heck is it doing here, or better who leading them, because they don't have brains, I think but I know they're idiots. I pick up my sword and toss it at the Monoeye. It died and it vanish in thin air. Went to pick up my sword and once I did a portal open up above me. I look at the portal until it started pooping out Monoeyes and Miks, like crazy. I quickly got into the air and started swinging my sword at the enemies like a reckless man. I could hear my daughter say "Be careful we don't know what they are" of course they don't know what these are, they not from here. I said what my enemies names, in my mind of course, but what kind of bookworm skips this story, or wait electricity doesn't exist.

Once all of my enemies were gone, I was shutting off the portal, but then a giant fireball came though it. "Are you seriously" I said to myself. The portal then shuts itself off. "CELESTIAL FIELD ACTIVE!" I shouted, as I cast that spell. I then proceed to dive bomb with my sword pointing down at the giant fireball, but really it turn out to be Twinbellows again. He been revive again, and I got to kill it, Fluttershy better not be near me. I landed the dive bomb and it went down. I thought it was too easy, but I was cocky and put away Slayer. When I put my sword away, Twinbellows got up and shook me off him. I was sent into the air, but I went ahead and called out "Wolf claws" and suddenly claws appear in front of my front hooves. I landed on my hind legs, since my front hooves are clearly occupied. It been so long to walk like a human, maybe I should take it of, but then I remember what you had to go thought, it was just too annoying. I kept shooting it as well getting a little closer and once I'm near Twinbellows, I melee, melee until the cows come home. Twinbellows soon died, and by died, I mean his body faded away, and I also heard a gasp so you know what that means, but before Fluttershy tries too um murders me? A ghostly figure appear before me, and to my surprise, it wasn't Hades or Medusa, it was Ganondorf.

"Wait you sent me Twinbellows?" I asked.

"It's just what to come, I would be taking over Hyrule, but I have to repay some debt, and that debt is having you dead" He said.

"Bring it on. NO COPYRIGHT LAW IN THE UNIVERSE CAN STOP ME!" I shouted as Ganondorf faded away.