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Whats love got to do with it?

by Furstreak
Not just another HiE story. nooooooooo (read desc)

A magical storm tears a human from his reality and into the land of Equestria, where he soon finds out that things aren't what they seem to be. Through many adventures and trials, he will face the odds against fate to try and do his best at protecting his new friends, and they him.

Once he finds that he can never return home, he submits to the idea that life in the ponyverse might not be so bad. Then again, tossing a human that has seen and experienced horrors that these ponies have never dealt with, may cause some interesting occurrences.

*NOTE* Before you start reading this story, I want you to know that I started this story when my skills as a writer were at a terrible low. The grammar, among other things, are terrible at first. After the first 50 or so chapters, the grammar does improve, as well as the overall story line. I have worked very hard to make this 'Gary Stu' character as far from the reference as possible. I have developed him into his own being and built the story around him and his actions. Please, before giving me any votes at all, give the story a chance and read through it. If you want, compare the old chapters with the newest and see how well I have changed over time. I promise you will not be disappointed.

Spoilers in comments as well.
Feel free to give constructive criticism and comments. Telling me that the story sucks and related bad mouthing comments will be deleted. If you don't like the story line, please feel free to move on.

Awesome cover art done by Asa_harris http://asaharris.deviantart.com/

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Sex
Comedy
Slice of Life
Human
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Dark
Sad
Romance
 
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543465 words: Estimated 2 days to read

200 Chapters:

  1. ★1. Surging Storms! 2012-08-29 00:55:07 UTC
    1753
  2. ★2. We're not in Kansas anymore! 2012-08-29 00:55:31 UTC
    2959
  3. ★3. Is he the one? 2012-08-29 00:55:47 UTC
    2192
  4. ★4. Magic and Muscle Cars! 2012-08-29 00:56:01 UTC
    4571
  5. 5. Inventing and Reconstructing. 2012-08-29 00:56:20 UTC
    2384
  6. 6. Repairs complete with a side of NUDITY! 2012-08-29 00:56:37 UTC
    3005
  7. 7. Having a drink with the princess. 2012-08-29 00:56:50 UTC
    2329
  8. 8. Molested before the rescue? 2012-08-29 00:57:05 UTC
    2925
  9. 9. Filly hugs and the drinking buddy. 2012-08-29 00:57:17 UTC
    2403
  10. 10. The spa shall TRANSFORM you! 2012-08-29 00:57:31 UTC
    8493
  11. 11. Breaking the barrier! 2012-08-29 00:57:46 UTC
    1670
  12. 12. Magic and Bedmane 2012-08-29 00:57:56 UTC
    4310
  13. 13. The end could be near? 2012-09-02 22:25:06 UTC
    2239
  14. 14. Book Donations and WAR! 2012-09-02 22:25:15 UTC
    1137
  15. 15. Donations and making babies! 2012-09-02 22:25:26 UTC
    3354
  16. 16. Making babies, and teasing the Twins 2012-09-02 22:25:35 UTC
    4053
  17. 17. Uncle Midnight? 2012-09-02 22:25:44 UTC
    2173
  18. 18. Lunch with a chance of LIGHTNING! 2012-09-02 22:25:55 UTC
    3579
  19. 19. Cloud beds and Rarity's love 2012-09-02 22:26:07 UTC
    2337
  20. 20. Crushes and Wolves? 2012-09-02 22:26:18 UTC
    4262
  21. 21. Polygamy and sinister plans 2012-09-02 22:26:31 UTC
    1463
  22. 22. Paying back the Twins? 2012-09-02 22:26:40 UTC
    2351
  23. 23. Cloudy Skies, and down home cooking 2012-09-02 22:26:50 UTC
    4498
  24. 24. Bonfire under the stars 2012-09-02 22:26:58 UTC
    2005
  25. 25. Pranks and Knowledge 2012-09-02 22:27:35 UTC
    1099
  26. 26. Naps and Wings 2012-09-02 22:27:48 UTC
    2382
  27. 27. Winged ponies to the rescue 2012-09-02 22:27:57 UTC
    1537
  28. 28. Poison joke is NO JOKE 2012-09-02 22:28:08 UTC
    2997
  29. 29. Alternate ending (End of story) 2012-09-02 22:28:18 UTC
    2742
  30. 30. The finale? 2012-09-02 22:28:26 UTC
    2423
  31. 31. Magical strength and walking home. 2012-09-02 22:28:37 UTC
    1285
  32. 32. Meeting the parents with a side of TERROR! 2012-09-06 20:20:30 UTC
    1146
  33. 33. Pin cushions and whores 2012-09-06 20:20:40 UTC
    1411
  34. 34. A step into the looking glass 2012-09-06 20:20:49 UTC
    2471
  35. 35. Bookworms and dreams 2012-09-06 20:20:57 UTC
    1706
  36. 36. Finding a way out, In more ways than one! 2012-09-06 20:21:14 UTC
    1514
  37. 37. The switch 2012-09-06 20:22:12 UTC
    3559
  38. 38. Playdates and Bullies. 2012-09-06 20:22:53 UTC
    3684
  39. 39. Princesses and pranks. 2012-09-06 20:23:05 UTC
    4190
  40. 40. Spending Hearthswarming Eve alone.............. 2012-09-06 20:23:14 UTC
    4837
  41. 41. Spending Hearthswarming Eve alone...... (Part 2) 2012-09-06 20:23:22 UTC
    2851
  42. 42. Spending Hearthswarming Eve alone... part 3 2012-09-06 20:23:30 UTC
    1911
  43. 43. Spending Hearthswarming Eve alone? (part 4) 2012-09-06 20:23:39 UTC
    2337
  44. 44. Spending Hearthswarming Eve alone..... Not on my watch! 2012-09-06 20:23:47 UTC
    3142
  45. 45. Rarity's Revenge (Part 1) 2012-09-06 20:24:24 UTC
    3896
  46. 46. Rarity's Revenge (Part 2) 2012-09-06 20:24:41 UTC
    3865
  47. 47. Rarity's Revenge (Part 3) 2012-09-06 20:24:51 UTC
    2383
  48. 48. A new Evil............... (part 1) 2012-09-06 20:25:03 UTC
    4258
  49. 49. A new Evil............ (part 2) 2012-09-06 20:25:11 UTC
    3728
  50. 50. A new Evil............ (part 3) 2012-09-06 20:25:19 UTC
    3034
  51. 51. A new Evil............ (part 4) 2012-09-06 20:26:06 UTC
    2992
  52. 52. A new Evil............ (part 5) 2012-09-06 20:26:14 UTC
    3127
  53. 53. A new Evil............ (part 6) 2012-09-06 20:26:22 UTC
    3476
  54. 54. A new Evil............ (part 7) 2012-09-06 20:26:30 UTC
    2379
  55. 55. A new Evil............ (part 8) 2012-09-06 20:26:38 UTC
    2560
  56. 56. A new Evil............ (part 9) 2012-09-06 20:26:45 UTC
    3637
  57. 57. Armor Clad Vixens 2012-09-06 20:27:16 UTC
    5731
  58. 58. The musical 2012-09-06 20:27:24 UTC
    3637
  59. 59. A Picnic and a Plague of Ponies! 2012-09-06 20:27:32 UTC
    2439
  60. 60. A celebrity fan? (part one) 2012-09-06 20:27:46 UTC
    2519
  61. 61. A celebrity fan? (part two) 2012-09-06 20:28:35 UTC
    2195
  62. 62. Becoming popular has its drawbacks 2012-09-06 20:28:43 UTC
    2048
  63. 63. Down on the farm 2012-09-06 20:31:09 UTC
    2979
  64. 64. Let the prank war's begin! 2012-09-06 20:31:38 UTC
    2537
  65. 65. Avoiding the purple DEATH! 2012-09-06 20:31:47 UTC
    1606
  66. 66. A picnic with the new mare friend 2012-09-06 20:31:55 UTC
    2566
  67. 67. Birthday Shenanigans 2012-09-06 20:32:04 UTC
    2890
  68. 68. In season? Or Death by Snoo Snoo? 2012-09-06 20:32:12 UTC
    3361
  69. 69. Lessons of normality for a Pony Princess..... (Part 1) 2012-09-06 20:32:34 UTC
    2147
  70. 70. Lessons of normality for a Pony Princess..... (Part 2) 2012-09-06 20:32:41 UTC
    3026
  71. 71. Lessons of normality for a Pony Princess..... (Part 3) 2012-09-06 20:33:21 UTC
    2000
  72. 72. Filly Friends and the Watering Hole 2012-09-06 20:33:33 UTC
    2893
  73. 73. A date with my filly doesn't go as planned 2012-09-06 20:33:40 UTC
    2600
  74. 74. A date with my filly doesn't go as planned (part 2) 2012-09-06 20:33:49 UTC
    1526
  75. 75. A gift within a gift 2012-09-06 20:33:57 UTC
    3028
  76. 76. Athlete's and Chaos 2012-09-06 20:34:05 UTC
    3153
  77. 77. Getting to know the Chaos bringer 2012-09-06 20:35:25 UTC
    2100
  78. 78. Jailtime for an Alicorn? 2012-09-06 20:35:33 UTC
    2181
  79. 79. Getting to know the Element of Chaos 2012-09-06 20:35:40 UTC
    1970
  80. 80. Screwball and the Cutie Mark Sexy Crusaders? 2012-09-06 20:36:10 UTC
    5033
  81. 81. Memories lost and finding someone new? 2012-09-06 20:36:16 UTC
    1592
  82. 82. Memories and marefriends 2012-09-06 20:36:24 UTC
    3000
  83. 83. Robots Rakes and Rutting OH MY!? 2012-09-06 20:36:31 UTC
    2410
  84. 84. A third wheel and the plague 2012-09-06 20:36:38 UTC
    3722
  85. 85. What's the worst that could happen? 2012-09-06 20:37:22 UTC
    2493
  86. 86. CMC torture and the love only a human can give 2012-09-06 20:37:30 UTC
    3603
  87. 87. I have WHAT wrong with me? 2012-09-06 20:37:39 UTC
    1936
  88. 88. Mixing Chaos with Harmony, and the big sissy 2012-09-06 20:37:47 UTC
    2328
  89. 89. A split decision on the chaos theory 2012-09-06 22:26:35 UTC
    1596
  90. 90. Chargem up and movem out 2012-09-06 22:26:45 UTC
    2432
  91. 91. The mare knapping and the fight begins 2012-09-06 22:26:56 UTC
    3413
  92. 92. The love of a parent, friend, and loved one. 2012-09-06 22:27:04 UTC
    2774
  93. 93. Instincts and winging it, literally! 2012-09-06 22:27:13 UTC
    3464
  94. 94. Foal sitting, potions, and training like a human. 2012-09-06 22:27:44 UTC
    3369
  95. 95. A fight for a better future 2012-09-06 22:27:54 UTC
    5392
  96. 96. Bootcamp Day 1 2012-09-06 22:28:19 UTC
    2889
  97. 97. Bootcamp day 25 2012-09-06 22:28:28 UTC
    2543
  98. 98. Bootcamp vacation? 2012-09-06 22:28:38 UTC
    2411
  99. 99. Spilling the beans and the big question. 2012-09-06 22:28:54 UTC
    2532
  100. 100. Q&A Session with the cast. 2012-09-06 22:29:12 UTC
    6192
  101. 101. Rainy Days and Nights 2012-09-06 22:29:32 UTC
    3194
  102. 102. A date after the storm 2012-09-06 22:29:42 UTC
    2288
  103. 103. Foal sitting with my date 2012-09-06 22:29:57 UTC
    2051
  104. 104. Popularity Roller Coaster (part 1) 2012-09-06 22:30:17 UTC
    3820
  105. 105. Popularity Roller Coaster (part 2) 2012-09-06 22:30:27 UTC
    2558
  106. 106. Popularity Roller Coaster (part 3) 2012-09-06 22:30:52 UTC
    2693
  107. 107. Popularity Roller Coaster (part 4) 2012-09-06 22:31:27 UTC
    2226
  108. 108. A sick day for an Alicorn 2012-09-06 22:31:35 UTC
    3258
  109. 109. Triple the fun, and pain. 2012-09-06 22:31:44 UTC
    2318
  110. 110. Redemption (part 1) 2012-09-06 22:31:52 UTC
    2545
  111. 111. Redemption (part 2) 2012-09-06 22:32:26 UTC
    1540
  112. 112. Redemption (part 3) 2012-09-06 22:32:38 UTC
    2129
  113. 113. Teachers pleasing. (clop chapter, does not interfere with story line and can be skipped if you want) 2012-09-06 22:33:33 UTC
    1608
  114. 114. A loving mother given a helping hoof 2012-09-06 22:33:41 UTC
    3501
  115. 115. Being a mare ain't easy (part 1) 2012-09-06 22:33:50 UTC
    1491
  116. 116. Being a mare ain't easy (part 2) 2012-09-06 22:33:58 UTC
    2111
  117. 117. Being a mare ain't easy (part 3) 2012-09-06 22:34:51 UTC
    1536
  118. 118. Being a mare ain't easy (part 4) 2012-09-06 22:35:01 UTC
    2134
  119. 119. Being a mare ain't easy (part 5) 2012-09-06 22:35:15 UTC
    2481
  120. 120. Being a mare ain't easy (part 6) 2012-09-06 22:35:23 UTC
    3416
  121. 121. Stage fright and the hidden mark 2012-09-06 22:36:08 UTC
    3919
  122. 122. Taking care of the Apples during Zap Apple harvest 2012-09-06 22:36:17 UTC
    2237
  123. 123. Healing Apples among Zap Apple Jam 2012-09-06 22:36:26 UTC
    2175
  124. 124. Sweets before the flight of a lifetime 2012-09-06 22:36:35 UTC
    2105
  125. 125. Running of the leaves 2012-09-06 22:36:47 UTC
    2848
  126. 126. Nightmare Night (part 1) 2012-09-06 22:37:16 UTC
    2203
  127. 127. Nightmare Night (part 2) 2012-09-06 22:37:23 UTC
    2579
  128. 128. Nightmare Night (part 3) 2012-09-06 22:37:31 UTC
    3250
  129. 129. War and love 2012-09-06 22:37:39 UTC
    2021
  130. 130. War and Love (part 2) 2012-09-07 23:05:09 UTC
    3351
  131. 131. War and Love (part 3) 2012-09-09 00:50:37 UTC
    3590
  132. 132. Vacation and a new friend 2012-09-13 18:20:16 UTC
    3836
  133. 133. Match maker Midnight 2012-09-18 21:23:29 UTC
    2979
  134. 134. Crime prevention and a surprise from home 2012-09-18 21:23:37 UTC
    2174
  135. 135. Getting informed before the hunt 2012-09-18 21:24:03 UTC
    2823
  136. 136. Meeting the human and her friends? 2012-09-20 20:00:27 UTC
    2981
  137. 137. Getting to know the geeks 2012-09-25 01:07:59 UTC
    1986
  138. 138. Test result are negative? 2012-09-25 01:08:10 UTC
    2290
  139. 139. Becoming human? 2012-09-25 01:08:22 UTC
    2364
  140. 140. DENIED! But in a good way. 2012-09-25 01:34:19 UTC
    3256
  141. 141. The cursed Trio 2012-09-26 22:53:08 UTC
    2476
  142. 142. Spending the night with my/our ladies 2012-09-26 22:53:48 UTC
    2383
  143. 143. Breakfast with a side of bad news 2012-09-28 23:04:40 UTC
    2458
  144. 144. Separation anxiety 2012-10-02 18:06:53 UTC
    3570
  145. 145. Learning to cast from scratch 2012-10-02 18:07:01 UTC
    2611
  146. 146. Spells and Matrimony 2012-10-05 02:21:03 UTC
    4383
  147. 147. A Dash of Excellence 2012-10-05 02:21:11 UTC
    2622
  148. 148. The perfect mare? 2012-10-19 01:08:49 UTC
    2796
  149. 149. Trading places 2012-10-19 01:08:57 UTC
    2199
  150. 150. An out of body experience 2012-10-19 01:09:06 UTC
    2500
  151. Q&A session Part 2 2012-10-16 19:11:44 UTC
    5780
  152. 151. It begins................ 2012-10-19 01:09:17 UTC
    1965
  153. 152. Torture and Love 2012-10-19 01:09:29 UTC
    2178
  154. 153. Changling Love and The hunt 2012-10-25 22:59:39 UTC
    2560
  155. 154. Griffon chow from a Savior? 2012-10-25 22:59:48 UTC
    3744
  156. 155. Saving Griffonia 2012-10-25 22:59:55 UTC
    1270
  157. 156. Legend of Griffonia before returning home. 2012-10-25 23:00:03 UTC
    2625
  158. 157. Love given, Love received 2012-10-25 23:00:25 UTC
    2072
  159. 158. Love only parent's can give 2012-10-26 22:24:56 UTC
    2870
  160. 159. Armored Midnight and the voyeur 2012-10-28 22:02:29 UTC
    2393
  161. 160. Screwed all over 2012-10-30 23:40:42 UTC
    2044
  162. 161. Adoption and Wedding plans 2012-11-08 21:36:39 UTC
    2572
  163. 162. Meeting the parents, and the Almighty one? 2012-11-14 22:29:35 UTC
    3375
  164. 163. Hearths Warming shenanigans 2012-11-14 22:29:43 UTC
    2524
  165. 164. The element of Ice and Fire 2012-11-14 22:29:52 UTC
    2301
  166. 165. Snuggle buddy and the Exploding Alicorn 2012-11-14 22:30:00 UTC
    2534
  167. 166. Finding the perfect presents 2012-11-14 22:30:07 UTC
    2090
  168. 167. Presents, presents, and slavery 2012-11-14 22:30:15 UTC
    2606
  169. 168. A vacation on New Years 2012-11-14 22:30:23 UTC
    2671
  170. 169. Friends? Or enemies? 2012-11-15 21:48:32 UTC
    2480
  171. 170. Secret's revealed 2012-11-15 23:59:47 UTC
    2062
  172. 171. Preparations 2012-11-16 22:04:40 UTC
    3382
  173. 172. Evil good? or Evil bad? 2012-11-20 23:25:05 UTC
    2441
  174. 173. Foal sitting, an Alicorn's perspective 2012-11-23 19:41:45 UTC
    2567
  175. 174. The Great and even MORE powerful Trixie? 2012-11-27 20:14:11 UTC
    2692
  176. 175. Starting a war after dropping off the foals 2012-11-27 21:16:10 UTC
    1809
  177. 176. The battle begins 2012-11-28 21:36:58 UTC
    2839
  178. 177. The battle has begun 2012-11-29 23:37:38 UTC
    2423
  179. 178. Death and planning for the end 2012-12-01 00:38:51 UTC
    2499
  180. 179. Ancestrial powers? 2012-12-05 22:35:55 UTC
    2196
  181. 180. Worgs, wars, and saving the day? 2012-12-05 22:36:04 UTC
    2454
  182. 181. The beast within........ 2012-12-05 22:36:12 UTC
    2524
  183. 182. Hurt and hurting 2012-12-07 00:06:56 UTC
    2723
  184. 183. Split personalities and the destruction of the universe 2012-12-07 21:36:43 UTC
    2439
  185. 184. I'm BAAAAaaaaaaack! 2012-12-08 22:47:46 UTC
    3189
  186. 185. Finding the cure 2012-12-11 22:49:25 UTC
    3333
  187. 186. The wedding plans 2012-12-12 20:12:32 UTC
    1919
  188. 187. To love, or not to love..... 2012-12-14 01:28:46 UTC
    1955
  189. 188. The Bachelor Party! 2012-12-14 23:39:23 UTC
    2508
  190. 189. The bachelor party (part 2) 2012-12-15 21:49:45 UTC
    2306
  191. 190. The day I've dreamed of since I was small 2012-12-18 23:19:18 UTC
    2164
  192. 191. The day I've dreamed of since I was small (part 2) 2012-12-19 02:32:13 UTC
    1899
  193. 192. The day I've dreamed of since I was small (part 3) 2012-12-19 23:50:56 UTC
    2099
  194. 193. The day I've dreamed of since I was small (part 4) 2012-12-20 05:26:14 UTC
    2298
  195. 194. The day I've dreamed of since I was small (part 5) 2012-12-20 21:56:20 UTC
    2207
  196. 195. The day I've dreamed of since I was small (part 6) 2012-12-21 00:12:54 UTC
    1744
  197. 196. The day I've dreamed of since I was small (part 7) 2012-12-21 20:59:48 UTC
    1917
  198. 197. The journey 2012-12-21 22:19:56 UTC
    1352
  199. Epilogue 2012-12-21 22:29:15 UTC
    364
  200. Q&A Session THE FINALE!!!!! 2013-01-09 22:52:02 UTC
    5384