would you ever read this story and then jerk off to it while your mom is in the room......also what is that song? its darude sandstorm!!!!
"we need to run rainbow dash pinkie pie is gonna make us party and we wont be able to deliver this ckae to the princesses!!!!!" Twilight was yelling pinkie was getting closer " Twilight? why in the hell did we get picked to deliver this cake?" Twilight just stared at her. " because!!! we are cutest ponies and fluttershy is worst pony so they would never pick her!" "what the fuck........" Rainbow dash said. "yeah........"
Pinkie pie was getting closer and singing that song over and over again. "come on i just want one bite of the cake!" Pinkie pie yelled running faster "NO!!!!! this is for the princess!!!"
~DA CASTLE~
"Luna!!!!!" celestia yelled " what is it that you want fatass! i'm making a damn story this is why nobody draws fan art of you!!!"
Celestia just sighed in anger and began to confront her sister. she was angry because ponies have made rumors that princess Celestia is in love with twilight and now they call her molestia. i mean if this is what you want out of a story line i'm just real sad that i have 2 followers........
"Are you behind all these rumors of ponies thinking that i'm in love with twilight?!?!?"
"ha!!!! no! but it sure is quite the show and.......... i also love looking at the. painting's they draw of you with twilight........" Princess Celestia wanted to kill her sister " YOU BITCH!!!!!!" "Tia just go away i'm trying to make a story the viewers are gonna get angry if i keep on continueing this story part so let me get back to my writing" Luna said calmly.
"Fine" was the only word she said as she left the room
~DA STORY~
Rainbow dash stepped on a twig and fell over for dramatic effect. " Twilight i can't get up!" rainbow dash said trying to make it as suspensful as possible.
" Rainbow dash get up it's just a fucking twig!!!" twilight said trying to pick her up.
"twilight my legs are broken i can't move!" "rainbow dash if you die the fandom will get pissed and then nobody can cum inside you anymore!!!!"
"sorry twilight but your now twenty percent cooler........" she said as she died. "noooooooooooo" she then picked up the cake and ran towards a cabin in the woods........yes that was a reference..........
she opened the door and lock the door. " oh no if only rainbow dash was here!"
"please twilight open the door!!! i want some cake!!!!" pinkie pie cried out!
twilight took a bite of the cake " fuck you pinkie!!!!!" she began to stuff her mouth with the cake "TWILIGHT PLEASE!!!!!!" pinkie cried out in hunger. "mhhp mhp mhhhp mmmp mhhmp ........mhmp!!!!!!!!!" twilight insulted pinkie.
"YOU.........you..........you bitch....." Pinkie pie was so angry of what she heardher eyes were wide!!!!
:MY VIEWERS: "what da fuck did she just say? all i read was mmhhp mhp what happened?!?!
well sneaky veiwer that just interrupted my story you will never know!!!!! hahahaha!!!!
~BACK TO DA STORY~
"hahahahha i ate all the cake and now i.......... i failed.........." twilight was so sad....... she ate a banana and posted it on face book hash tagging it # mfw i failed test.
Twilight came out of the cabin and went all the way to the castle we're princess celestia said to her "you have failed.......you should have gotten me fatter!!!!!! but you at da cake......... see twilight this is the only reason why the wraith writer likes me......... you have failed"
YOU HAVE FAILED.
Twilight then ran home and ran home she was ..................sad...........
But after she went on jewtube she found funny cat videos!!! which made her smile.
Lolcats always cheers everypony up............Would you fuck me?
then after she watched the videos she watched fat ponies complain about world of war craft it was so funny
~DA CASTLE~
"Damnit!!!! i have nothing to right about.....all my jokes are gone and i haven't even wrote 1000 words yet!!!!! oh i know what to do!!!"
*SIilence*Silence* Silence* Silence*Silence*Silence*Silence*Silence*Silence*Silence*Silence*Silence*Silence*Silence*Silence*Silence*Silence**Silence**Silence*
"actually i have no idea what to do...........fuck this story i'm going to eat cake!"
