THE GLASGOW PONIES
This was a dark time in the land of the ponies. The princesses where all gone and the poverty levels were high there where three ponies who thought enough was enough there was sandy pony who had the ability of stupidity, the wise old pony Heisenberg he had the power of complete navigation and finally FluffyPaws pony who had the ability of extreme bravery there was not a question he wouldn't dare ask these ponies where the three AMIGOS and together they decided to venture into the great depths of Glasgow queen street Heisenberg was the only pony to navigate the streets the only way to travel was by blue meth portals.The one known as sandy was galloping all over the place running into every rich store around when finally he stopped at the sight at the holy church of forbidden planet the three amigos just sat and prayed to Walter Jessie Dexter and dc universe. FluffyPaws was fed up with this praying and sandy needed a new bible of middle earth so the three set out and scoured every book store in the town until they came a cross the magical bookstore of books but this was no ordinary store once you had entered there was no return the walls and path moved until Heisenberg found the biblicle book of the hobbit a fairy tale story but second edition worth thousands of gems but he did not dare sell it for he knew this book would bring luck to his life. After a while of scrounging around we came a cross an older pony holding a preocular instrument which resembled drums the pony asked for our names so FluffyPaws gave up their names and the pony started to play the most god like tune ever 'sandy is a friend of FluffyPaws he is a friend of Heisenberg' the pony was wearing a rasta hat and spoke in a jamican tongue . Sandy pony was tired and weak and asked if the great Heisenberg was ready to head back home he needed to go back to forbidden planet one last time the others were not up to this so they waited at the portal the great Heisenberg was in praying to the usual gods when a scaled lizard walked in and started mouthing off Heisenberg stood up to defend his church was hurt in the process but not to much so he headed back to the others and got the portal back to their little crappy town and loved it al so much.
