Sapphire Wants to Kill the Fanfiction

Hello there chaps! You watching MLP Rule 34 and enjoying every minute of it rightfully so? Good, shut up because I have one word that will change your life forever :

MATTHEW! ...RPG

That's right, get ready to see an MLP fanfiction by a guy that made a fangame that won the award for everything ever!

Grab a Pinkie-Dash toy and get ready to read the most heart warming/ horrible story your pupils will ever lay eyes on, with writing so terrible you'll want to drive an airplane STRAIGHT into the Twin Towers that pony eyeballs can't even see! If you think you can handle first person shooters at the speed of sound so fast that Celestia's brain would EXPLODE due to the awesome overdose! THE FUTURE IS NOW!!!

I hope your down.. 'Cause Matthew RPG is about to tell the most epic story in all of mankind!

"What kind of advertisment for a novel was that!?" said Sapphire, our protagonist, who likes to break the fourth wall and insult my genius writing! "What are you talking about?"

Shut it Sapphire... We'll learn more about him later..

Well, Sapphire here needs to go to Preschool, doesn't he? "I'm 24, idiot" back-talked Sapphire. "Really, that's backtalking?" By the way your acting you seem like you're 2, Sapphire.