The Dungeon Master of Equestria

"Damn it."

It's all I could say. I pacing in the private room I had been given for the night by the princesses.

My timing could not have been worse. Of course the day after the wedding was going to be the heat period. What are couples almost guaranteed to do after they get wed? Consummate the marriage. So, of course, the best time for that would be right before the heat period.

"I should have thought about this before I left the hive." I said to myself. "I'm so stupid!"

The next thing that popped into my head was as follows:

"I got it!" I screamed. "I can avoid the horde of mares! But I have to send the changelings back, first. There's not going to be any love here, just lust. I mean, I remember they told me it's like junk food, and with how much there's gonna be tomorrow, well....."

I sure as hell needed to save those guys.

Well, here I am about 10 hours later.

I've sent the changelings home, gotten my change of clothes, had a good rest, and then some breakfast.

I'm also in Drake's room.....

"Yo, buddy." I said as I nudged Drake. "Wake up."

Drake groaned in response. "What the heck man? What time is it?"

"Three in the morning." I said, flatly.

"Why did you wake me up at three in the morning?" Drake asked me.

"So we could get a head start on the mares and get the heck outta here." I said. "I don't know about you, but I'm not about to be raped by a horde of horny mares."

"Fine, but how are we getting out of the castle?" Drake asked.

"This guard that I found." I said. "He was the only male guard who didn't lock himself up in the building. Apparently he lost a bet or something."

"Okay then." Drake said.

"Did I forget to mention how we're getting outta here?" I asked.

"How?" Drake asked.

"Well, I won't be specific, but it involves the scenic view from the castle gardens." I said, ominously.