A key stole my life.

Ok so here is my current situation.  I am running from creatures I am not sure if they want to kill me or something worse.  I am running through unfamiliar woods. I am 90 percent sure that I am not in Kansas anymore.  Oh and I have a pair voices in my head.  Other than that my day has been just peachy.  Ok let me explain how I got here.

~~~~About 3 hours ago [ earth ]~~~~

Ok so I am in the middle of a convention me and my friends go to every year.  This year I had chosen to go as an Organization member from Kingdom Hearts 2. (Really great game, you should play it.)  No one in particular.  Just the dark cloak.  I would have been Axel but I didn't have enough money for the wig.  Anyways where was I? Oh yeah.  The convention was winding down for the day and I figured I might as well hit the stalls to see if there was anything I was willing to spend money on.  I had just given up hope on finding anything this year when I spotted a both in the corner with a long black blade on it.

So I walk over to the booth and ask the tender, "How much for Oblivion?"

"Ten bucks," he replied.

I thought about for a second and noticed a similar white blade on the table before saying, "Ten and you throw in Oath Keeper."

"Deal," the man said.

I pulled out my wallet (I have hidden pockets in the cloak) and handed him a ten before picking up my new keyblades.  The moment I had my hands on both blades I just heard a woman's voice scream NOW!!!!!! in my head. In the second after that Oblivion tip started glowing and I saw a keyhole floating in front of me.  I felt my arm being pulled by Oblivion and didn't resist, mostly due to shock.  When it was aimed straight at the keyhole a beam of light shot from the end into the keyhole and then pulled Oblivion into the keyhole with me being dragged along for the ride.

~~~~about 1.5 hours ago [ unknown ]~~~~

Ok after being pulled through what I could only assume as a portal between worlds I just laid there on my back for a while.  Oblivion and Oath Keeper had disappeared from my hands.  So if enemies appeared I was completely screwed.  For some reason I was tired as hell.  Ok sidetracking for a minute.  First,  this is sounding like a lot of fanfictions out there.  Second, the colors here are a bit, well, brighter.  Finally, why me? I just had to step in the pile of shit.

After I don't know how long, I decided to get up and see what I could find.  That was arguably the second worst decision I have ever made.  After about half an hour I found what appeared to a village.  So I did the logical thing and walked towards it.  That was arguably the worst decision I have ever made.

~~~~current time [ some forest ]~~~~

The moment I had stepped foot into that town a pink blur rushed up to meet me and ask a bunch questions so fast I couldn't understand them.  Next thing I know I was grabbed by something, felt like I was just put through the washer and dryer, and then found myself in a throne room hearing someone/thing say, "I brought the anomaly.  This one was a lot harder to track than the others.  He even got close to Ponyville."

I turned around but by the time I did it was gone with a flash of light.  I turned back towards the throne not knowing what to expect.  What I saw I would not even thought of if it was shoved into my brain.  It was a white horse with wings and a horn.  And of course it had a sun on its butt.  And then to make things worse for me it spoke in a woman's voice, "You and your kind think you can just walk and take my little ponies hearts.  Guess what.  You will now perish."

The horn on her head then began to glow a yellow and shot a yellow stream at me.  Me, being an idiot, just held out my right hand and prepared for the worst.  And waited... and waited. Then I opened my eyes to see Oath Keeper in my right hand and a scorch mark on the floor.  I noticed her horn was charging again.  I quickly dove through a window to my left and instantly regretted it.  I had about three thousand feet between me and the ground.  The next part was just a blur but I remember hearing in my head 'THROW ME!!!!' and throwing Oath Keeper, landing on it and surfing through the air for a bit.  So yeah here I am running through the forest.  I see something in the distance that looks like a manticore and hear a male voice in my head say 'Get ready to jump.'