A key stole my life.

by digital_light

Rating: teen
Tags: Crossover, Human
Length: 1226

I went to a convention bought a key and it trans ported me to another world. That happens everyday.

(Just a real quick note. This will be/is done in the style of LoHAV and LoHAH. If you don't like it, then don't read it.)
Okay so a buy a key at a con and it is magical. Just like every single self-insert fanfiction I have ever read, it transports me to another world. At least it came with some powers. But of all the worlds in the multiverse why did it have to be the one of ponies…
(Just one last thing. If you feel this should have another tag please comment what and why. I am not the best at judging those.)

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-09-11 05:33:35 UTC

Chapter 01:Why me?

Ok so here is my current situation.  I am running from creatures I am not sure if they want to kill me or something worse.  I am running through unfamiliar woods. I am 90 percent sure that I am not in Kansas anymore.  Oh and I have a pair voices in my head.  Other than that my day has been just peachy.  Ok let me explain how I got here.

~~~~About 3 hours ago [ earth ]~~~~

Ok so I am in the middle of a convention me and my friends go to every year.  This year I had chosen to go as an Organization member from Kingdom Hearts 2. (Really great game, you should play it.)  No one in particular.  Just the dark cloak.  I would have been Axel but I didn't have enough money for the wig.  Anyways where was I? Oh yeah.  The convention was winding down for the day and I figured I might as well hit the stalls to see if there was anything I was willing to spend money on.  I had just given up hope on finding anything this year when I spotted a both in the corner with a long black blade on it.

So I walk over to the booth and ask the tender, "How much for Oblivion?"

"Ten bucks," he replied.

I thought about for a second and noticed a similar white blade on the table before saying, "Ten and you throw in Oath Keeper."

"Deal," the man said.

I pulled out my wallet (I have hidden pockets in the cloak) and handed him a ten before picking up my new keyblades.  The moment I had my hands on both blades I just heard a woman's voice scream NOW!!!!!! in my head. In the second after that Oblivion tip started glowing and I saw a keyhole floating in front of me.  I felt my arm being pulled by Oblivion and didn't resist, mostly due to shock.  When it was aimed straight at the keyhole a beam of light shot from the end into the keyhole and then pulled Oblivion into the keyhole with me being dragged along for the ride.

~~~~about 1.5 hours ago [ unknown ]~~~~

Ok after being pulled through what I could only assume as a portal between worlds I just laid there on my back for a while.  Oblivion and Oath Keeper had disappeared from my hands.  So if enemies appeared I was completely screwed.  For some reason I was tired as hell.  Ok sidetracking for a minute.  First,  this is sounding like a lot of fanfictions out there.  Second, the colors here are a bit, well, brighter.  Finally, why me? I just had to step in the pile of shit.

After I don't know how long, I decided to get up and see what I could find.  That was arguably the second worst decision I have ever made.  After about half an hour I found what appeared to a village.  So I did the logical thing and walked towards it.  That was arguably the worst decision I have ever made.

~~~~current time [ some forest ]~~~~

The moment I had stepped foot into that town a pink blur rushed up to meet me and ask a bunch questions so fast I couldn't understand them.  Next thing I know I was grabbed by something, felt like I was just put through the washer and dryer, and then found myself in a throne room hearing someone/thing say, "I brought the anomaly.  This one was a lot harder to track than the others.  He even got close to Ponyville."

I turned around but by the time I did it was gone with a flash of light.  I turned back towards the throne not knowing what to expect.  What I saw I would not even thought of if it was shoved into my brain.  It was a white horse with wings and a horn.  And of course it had a sun on its butt.  And then to make things worse for me it spoke in a woman's voice, "You and your kind think you can just walk and take my little ponies hearts.  Guess what.  You will now perish."

The horn on her head then began to glow a yellow and shot a yellow stream at me.  Me, being an idiot, just held out my right hand and prepared for the worst.  And waited... and waited. Then I opened my eyes to see Oath Keeper in my right hand and a scorch mark on the floor.  I noticed her horn was charging again.  I quickly dove through a window to my left and instantly regretted it.  I had about three thousand feet between me and the ground.  The next part was just a blur but I remember hearing in my head 'THROW ME!!!!' and throwing Oath Keeper, landing on it and surfing through the air for a bit.  So yeah here I am running through the forest.  I see something in the distance that looks like a manticore and hear a male voice in my head say 'Get ready to jump.'

Chapter 02:Voices...[wip]

'So yeah I do what the voice tells me just because it is the option I saw at the time.'

'BS'

'Shut up.'

'Who are you even talking to?'

'Himself duh.'

'Ok both of you be quite.  Anyways so I somehow clear the jump over the manticore's head and roll on the side and just keep running.  After a bit I realized that they would be held up by the manticore if I was being pursued.'

'Again BS'

'Oh come on.  Can I think to my self for five minutes?'

'...'

'Thank you.'

'You're welcome.'

'Ugh.  Anyways that sums up about the last 3 hours.  So Voices why are you in my head?'

'We have names you know.'

'I don't think we ever told him.'

'Why don't we show him?'

Show me what?

'Fine but mine first.'

'Alrighty then on my count. 3...'

I move my right arm which now has Oblivion in it.

'What are you doing?'

'2...'

My arm moves close to my head.  I of course struggle uselessly against the foreign control.  I then scream out, "STOP CONTROLLING ME!!!!!"

'1...'

My arm slowly moves away from to straight out in front of me.  At this point I am just screaming my head off.

'Now.'

The end of Oblivion glows for a fraction of a second only for it to disappear and a black door to appear in front of me.

'Go on and go in.  He won't bite...much.'

'Why should I?'

'Aren't you curious where the other voice went?'

'He is surprisingly silent.'

'To find out who and what we are just go through that door.  You are the only one who can open it.'

I was already moving by the time she had finished that thought.

~~~~[ unknown ]~~~~

As I entered the door I heard it shut behind me.  I found myself in a dark room that was empty expect for the door I came through.  So I do the logical thing and say, "Where am I?"

"You are in my personal world," I heard a familiar voice say behind me.

I quickly spin around to find a tan human in a cloak like mine.

"Who are you?" I ask.

"I am Oblivion and you are my meister," Oblivion said.

"Wait as in the keyblade Oblivion.  That Oblivion?"

"Yes."

"So you were one the voices in my head."

"And I am the other one.  The name's Oath Keeper," A woman said from behind me, "Pleasure to finally meet you Seihen."

It is at this point where I faint from information overload.