-Rewritten songs- (Cupcakes)

by Pandela

Rating: teen
Tags: Dark
Length: 1115

Famous songs turned to Cupcakes.

These are famous songs that i've rewritten into the Cupcake Genre…Enjoy

1.Portal-Still Alive
2.RadioHead-Freak
3.Nirvana-Heart Shaped Box
4.Queen-Bohemian Rhapsody

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-04-18 21:33:50 UTC

Group 1

                         PONY: STILL ALIVE?

This was a trial. Im taking a note here...Huge Success.

Its hard to all but pass my expectations.

SugarCube Corner. We bake what we must because we can.

It tastes so good to all of us, except the ones who are dead.

But theres no sense crying over every sharp pain.

I'll just keep on chopping 'till you blood falls like rain.

And i'll Harvest when im done, then i'll go have some more fun,

with the Pony's who are Still Alive.

I'm not even hungry. Im burning poor Gilda right now.

She was mean so I put her under torture.

And chopped her to pieces. And threw every piece into a fire.

As they burned it me 'cuz, I gave the best piece to you.

Many fillys viscera make a wonderful pie.

But now i'm out of fillys and it's almost lunch time.

So i'll go and find some more, and i'll serve them while they're warm,

to the Ponys who are Still Alive.

Go ahead and Mock me. Dont think I still wont hurt inside.

Maybe you'll find somepony to help you.

Maybe Celestia. That Was a joke, Haha, fat chance.

Anyway you taste so great. Your meats so tender and moist.

Look at me still laughing when theres baking to do.

When I look right here it makes me glad i'm not you.

I have recipes to run, there is cooking to be done.

On the Ponys who are Still Alive

And believe it I am Still Alive

Im baking Cupcakes and I'm Still Alive.

I feel Funtastic and i'm Still Alive.

And when your baking i'll be Still Alive

And when your done I will be Still Alive...Still Alive...Still Alive.

               RadioHorn: Pink

When you were a foal, could'nt even learn to fly...

Your just like an Alicorn, with those beautiful eyes...

With so many feathers, and the colors of the world...

Your so very Rainbow...I wish I were Rainbow...

But my mane's Pink! So's my tail.

Isn't my name sorta' wierd? You think that i'm wierd...

You wont know if it hurts. You wont have control.

I wanna have your body. I wanna have your soul.

I want you to now this. When you fly around.

Your so very Rainbow...I wish I were Rainbow...

But my manes Pink! So's my tail.

Isn't my name sorta' wierd? You think that i'm wierd.

She's Cutting out the gore.

She's Cutting out-

She cut's Cut's CUTS CUUUTS!.........CUUUTS..........!

Whatever makes me happy...

Whatever I want...

Your so very Rainbow...I wish I were Rainbow...

But my manes Pink. So's my tail.

Isn't my name sorta' wierd? You think that i'm wierd...You think that i'm wierd......

         MareVana: Dark Basement

She Stalked me like a posse when I would sleep.

I've been locked inside her Dark Basement for a week.

I've been thrown onto her vice, been tortured bad.

I know she'll eat my insides when it goes black...

Hey! Wait!

I cannot stand the pain!

Forever i'm strapped to her torture device.

Hey! Wait!

I cannot stand the pain!

Forever i'm strapped to her torture device.

Hey! Wait!

I cannot stand the pain.

Forever i'm strapped to her torture device...Her device...

Meat eating horses forgive Nopony's Threat.

Cut my hoove on Luna's Horn and Fillys breath.

Broke a rule of her Highness she's sent back.

No doubt your time will come, so you should think real fast...

Hey! Wait!

I cannot stand the pain!

Forever i'm strapped to her torture device.

Hey! Wait!

I cannot Stand the pain!

Forever i'm strapped to her torture device

Hey! Wait!

I cannot stand the pain!

Forever i'm strapped to her torture device...Her device...

She Stalked me like a posse when I would sleep.

I've been locked inside her Dark Basement for weeks.

I've been thrown onto her vice, been tortured bad.

I know she'll eat my insides when it goes black...

Hey! Wait!

I cannot stand the pain!

Forever i'm strapped to her torture device.

Hey! Wait!

I cannot stand the pain!

Forever I'm strapped to her torture device.

Hey! Wait!

I cannot stand the pain!

Forever i'm strapped to her torture device...Her device...Her device...Her device......

Princess: Equestrian Rhapsody

Do you like your life?

It now belongs to me.

Try hard as you like.

No escape from fatality.

You used to fly.

Up high in the sky, So free!

Look at you, oh boy!

A sight I cannot believe.

       And now the-

Needle comes, Pain it goes.

Break your thigh, Slit you throat.

Any way the blood flows doesn't really matter to me...To me...

Papa, just killed a mare.

Sold the cupcake from a stand, told her it'll taste so grand.

Papa, life is just so Fun.

Why can't it all just happen in one day?

Papa Ooh. A little mean to make her cry. But I told her she would'nt see tommorow.

   Mix it all. Mix it all

And bake a Cupcake with the batter.

Too late. Your time to come.

Stick a needle in your spine. The pain fades away in time.

Good try, EveryPony. But don't you know?

That I need you all as mine to harvest you!

Papa, Ooh. I'm not gonna lie. But her blood look's so much better smeared on the wall.

I see the little Silhouetto of a mare. Not my hoove! Not my hoove!

Not the burning red nail!

Electrodes and sharp things, very very frightening me!

Living Hell! Living Hell! Living Hell! Living Hell! Living Hell, My Peace it goes.

   My Peace it goes!

How come when I scream NoPony Hear's me?

Because when she screams the wall's silence every peep.

Spare her, her life from this mass chastity!

I wont tell, they wont know will you let me go?

She will not, NO! She will nnot let you go!

Let her go!

She will not, NO! She will not let you go!

Let her go! Will not let you go.

Let her go! Never let you go.

Let her go! Never let you go. Let her go!

No, no, no, no, no, no, NO!

Oh Pinkamena, Pinkamena!

  Pinkamena let her go!

This mare of sweet's, has a Cupcake put aside for me, for me, For Me!

And I promise to cross my heart and hope to fly!

And I promise to Stick a Cupcake in my eye!

Oh, Pinkie. Can't do this to me Pinkie!

They're just gonna find out! They're just gonna find out if i'm here!

It's the taste that really matter's. Anypony see's.

It's the taste that really matter's.The taste that really matters, to me...

    Any way the blood flow's.......