I Don't Know LOL

It was a beautiful Saturday morning. You had eaten breakfast, and you decided to kill some time by rewatching My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic on Netflix and fangirl over your favorite character: the Master of Chaos himself, Discord.

“That’s odd,” you told yourself when you pulled up Netflix on your Wii. “The episode I was going to watch was taken down. Why’s that?”

Suddenly, threes beams shot out of your television set, one blue, one purple, and one black. They wrapped themselves around you, dragging you toward the monitor. Once you reached the screen, everything went black.