I Don't Know LOL

Twilight was trying to cast a spell on the castle balcony. You figured it must be extremely hard to do what you hoped she was doing without the Elements of Harmony. Without warning, what looked like a small tornado made of rainbows appeared in front of the princess. You knew that she had done it. However, when the rainbow tornado thing disappeared, nothing was there. You were disappointed. Twilight collapsed. You quickly ran out to the balcony and tried to carry her back inside. When you turned around, you saw quite the familiar face.

“Hello, ________” Discord said nonchalantly.

You were so surprised, you dropped Twilight. Sure, you knew that Twilight had been trying to summon Discord, but you were still startled seeing the draconequus in real life. Said draconequus noticed Twilight passed out on the floor and snapped his fingers, most likely teleporting her into the castle.

“How… do you know m-my name?” you stammered out in your confusion.

“I’ve been watching you, ________,” Discord smirked. “And I’ve noticed that you liked me. The truth is, I don’t think anyone has ever liked me the way you like me.”

“But what about Fluttershy, or Celestia, or-“

“Bah! Those are the standard school filly shippings.  Not real, not at all.”

“Oh, good,” you responded. You remembered what Twilight had said. “Discord, are you the one who brought me here?”

“Why, yes, as a matter of fact, I did. I’ve grown much… attached to you.”

You were starting to get a little nervous.

“What if he gets amorous and this plays out like a dirty fanfiction?” you asked yourself.

Discord drew closer to your face…

And then you kissed.