The Ponies Pets

"Spike is great...Making a jewel cake..." Spike sang. He ate one of the gems from his measuring cup.

Seriously Spike! You're gonna freak out after you eat all of them! But it came out as 'Hoot'. As always.

"Me, that's who. Been saving up my gems Owlowiscious so fine... for a cake that is divine..." Spike ate another gem.

Spike! Stop! Owlowiscious yelled.

"Who are you hooing at?" Spike asked.

YOU!!! Owlowiscious yell/hooted.

"I know, they're delicious." Spike said.

"Now you see 'em, now you don't.  Mm! This is how you make a jewel cake: stir in some gems, and then you bake. [chewing] Mm-hmm! Gonna, eat, eat it up! Gonna– What happened to all my jewels?!  I had a bowl full of them here, and now I don't! Which means somebody took 'em!" Spike said.

You did! I know you were going to blame it on me! Owlowiscious hooted.

"Who? That's what I'm asking, who?! Who took my jewels?! Oh. I'm who. This cake was gonna be so good! Why? Why?!  Whyyyyyyyyy???!!!"

Owlowiscious rolled his eyes.

"I have no jewels... I have no cake... I'm a sad little dragon... With nothing to–" Spike sang sadly, but was interrupted by a knock on the door.

I'm going upstairs. Owlowiscious flew away.

Hey! Don't pull my tail feathers! Owlowiscious hooted angrily.

"Spike, the boss of you, that's who. One, two, three! Nngh, come on, number four!" Spike said.

Yep, you are NOT going to get your marks for critter-sitting. Or grooming. Owlowiscious shuddered.

Whatever. Owlowiscious said.

"You know who." Spike said.

Spike is gonna eat his gem again. I just know it. Owlowiscious said.

"So what are you thinking? Bake 'em into a jewel pie? Ooh, six-layer gem cake sounds pretty good!" Twilight said

"Yeah, it does. It really really does. Whyyyyyyyyy???!!!" Spike yelled.