A story so good it was banned from deviantart (mostly in part due to the author being a convicted paedophile), Ten Pounds of Fetus and Mouthwash was originally entitled "unnamed my little pony story" before the editor, yours truly, gave it a name fitting of its madness.

"appleblume" is a preteenage girl in "equestiria", the world where all the poorly-spelled names live. Her older sister is Applejack, a pegasus apparently, who often makes out with "rainbowdash". But when the "cutty mark crusables" come to "sweat apple acers" to find their talents, they are left with one option: unbirth! Psuedo-rape and stuffing bottles up one's naughty areas ensue. In the end, Applejack is adopted by appleblume, who plans on doing the same to "Big Macintoss", who may or may not already be female.