Product displacement

by Shadow fire

Rating: teen
Tags: Human, Comedy, Tragedy, Adventure
Length: 1147

after a recent perchuse, jason finds himself in equestria as a drake. now trapped, he has to deal with a bet made.

okay, so you know how people say to watch what you buy on the internet, they really mean that, its what I should have done before I made that purchase. but I guess it doesn't matter anymore, seeing as im now stuck in Equestria as a drake. And, to make matters worse, it seams discord and I made a bet, and if I fail, I have to be his servant of chaos.

if you find any English/spelling errors, please pm me the corrections instead of posting them under the comments.

thank you for your time

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-09-14 22:00:07 UTC

prologue- the purchase

"Yo, Jason, you awake man?" A voice called out from behind the door followed closely by three knocks.

"Yea I'm awake Mike, doors open." Jason said waving a hand as he rolled his eyes, redoubling his focus on his computer. Slowly, the door opened and a man walked in, smiling slightly.

"Come on man, lets go get a drink, you can serf the web later." Mike said.

"Nope, got to get the last peace for my Halloween party costume. though its going to take a while..." Jason stated, earning a roll of the eyes from mike.

"Come on man, its just a costume, no need to be a stickler for details..."

"Actually, it does matter, its my job to get every detail right, wouldn't be a make up artist if I didn't have an eye for detail now would I?" Jason stated as he turned to look at mike, stretching out his arms as he gave a yawn. Mike gave a deadpanned look at this, obviously thinking those words. "I know that look mike, and I'm not leaving till I find a website that has just what I'm looking for." Jason finished with a nod before turning back to his computer.

"Ugh, fine, give it here for a sec then." Mike said as he walked over, pushing Jason to the right in his swivel chair. Mike then began to type in a website and then pressed the enter key. Instantly a new webpage blinked into existence on the screen. "This good enough for yea Jason?" Mike asked with a small grin on his face.

Jason looked over the webpage, slight shock painted over it. "ChaoticEye.mrc? What the hell does MRC stand for?" Jason asked as he turned to Mike.

"Hell if I know, came across it last week and ordered a few robotic contacts myself, wont believe how real they look..." Mike said, giving a noticeable shiver. Jason then turned back to look at the screen.

Tilting his head, Jason clicked on an order link. The page sprung to life as a contact lens that had a slited eye popped onto the screen. THERE IT WAS. That was exactly what he was looking for. It was the color red as well, it was just like Jason wanted it. So he gave a smile, turning to Mike. "Thanks man, your a life saver, that's exactly what I was looking for." Jason said with a smile on his face. He then turned and moved the mouse over to the order now button, and gave it a click. Instantly a message popped onto the page. So Jason read it.

Order received

Expect package within next two days

"Well, now that that is done, I suppose I could use that drink now." Jason said as he turned in his chair. Mike just gave a nod before turning to head out of the door, closely followed by Jason.

"Oh, a new order!" A voice called out. Soon the screen popped up with the order from Jason. "Oooh, nice choice... uh, AH. Jason, oh and he's from the human world. This is going to be fun for sure." The being said as he got up from his desk. Soon he snapped his finger once and with a flash of light the desk and computer he was just at vanished from sight. He then snapped it again and the contact lens came into existence in his paw. "Now then, I got two day's before I Have to deliver, what should I.... OH, I know, I'll visit Twilight, see if she would be willing to enchant them. Oh this is going to be so fun." And with that he snapped his fingers again, vanishing from the room he was in.

"SPIIIIIIIIKE!" Twilight called out as she wandered the halls of her castle. Instantly, Spike had poked his head out from one of the doors on the hallway.

"Yea?"

"Oh THEIR you are. Uh, what are you doing in there anyway?" Twilight asked.

"Oh, setting up my room of course, I mean, now that we got the castle, im sure the rest of your friends could move in no problem, right?" Spike asked with a smile.

Twilight rolled her eyes and gave a smile. "Well, that is true, but I'm not sure, it all just seams a little... odd still. I mean, we give back the elements of harmony, save the tree, then we defeat Tirek and get this castle, I don't know, but I think something big is going to happen. Maybe I should set up another meeting with the others soon to..." Just then a small flash of light caught both Twilight and Spikes attention. They turned and looked to see what it was, only to have both there eyes go wide.

"Ah, Twilight, been awhile hasn't it?" The sudden visitor said with a smile.

"oh, Discord, what brings you here?" Spike asked walking up, snaping out of his shock almost as quickly as it came.

"Yes Discord, what are you doing here, I thought celestia had a task for you that would take some time to complete, not to mention the whole Tirek battle we went through." Twilight said with a confused but happy look. it had been a few weeks sense the battle, and the mission Discord received sounded important.

"well that's simple Twi, I finished already, been done a few days now, but now, I need to ask a favor. You see, I'm running a business..."

"Really?!" Twilight said suddenly, interrupting Discord.

"Yes, you see, there are some things chaos cant do that only money can, like special supplies for gardening. I just love to make new plants, its just, when I do, I need to know how they grow and all before I consider them 'chaos approved' before I release them for general use. its a hobby really..." Discord said in a casual way giving a shrug.

Twilight raised an eyebrow at this before shaking her head. "So, this favor?"

"Oh right. Well, I got a recent purchase by a first time buyer, so I thought, 'why not get help from Twi to enchant them so I could thank him/her face to face.' All you need to do is channel your magic through me while I lay the enchantment down, simple as that." Discord said with a smile.

Twilight looked at Discord for a moment. "This isn't one of your, tricks, is it?" Twilight asked quizzically.

"Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye. This wont, in any way, be evil, its just a purchase order and I want to really impress this person." Discord said, making the promise official.

Twilight gave a nod, content with the promise. "Oh alright, sure why not, what's the worst that could happen?" And with that they began the long process of enchanting.