Author's Note

Looking back at the original chapter, Solid and Star's verses made me smh. I figured I'd go back and revise them to make them more relative to the MLP world. Personally, I'm quite proud of the new verses.

If you're curious what the original verses were, you can just ask.

Hoedown (revised)

Now normally we save this for the end. But since I'm in a hurry to see these guys suffer, let's move onto everypony's favourite game: Hoedown! This is for all four of you! Now what I need from the audience is a suggestion of a relaxing activity that can be easily be ruined...

Party! Concert! Vacation!

Vacation! Thank you! How am I supposed to relax at a concert, seriously? So, with the help of Wing Maid on the piano, let's hear the Ruined Vacation Hoedown.

*Music starts*

I went to Las Pegasus - with my pregnant wife
Her water broke when we were having - fun in Paradise
I was so excited - I thought I could just sing
That is until my son popped out - and I saw a pair of wings

For my last vacation - I flew around the world
My leather wings and fangs helped me - pick up lots of girls
I'll tell you a secret - if you can keep it between us
I high-tailed it right back home - when I saw the last one's--

My last vacation - didn't go so well
The amusement park we went to - seemed to be from hell
They just got shut down - from a secret they were hiding
Their next attraction was - gonna be horse-back riding

Whenever I go to the beach - I make the same mistake
I forget to pack swimtrunks - for going in the lake
Last year it was a bust - for no good reason, you see
'Cause somehow I got arrested - for public nudity
For pub-lic nu-di-tyyyyyyyyy

Okay! We have more Whose Line coming up next so don't you try to get away!