Welcome back! I know time flies when you have fun, so don't tell me what day it is. At the time we started, my mother's birthday was 3 weeks away. But now let's have a little revisit to one our favourite games -it's not a Hoedown, Blunt. Get back in your chair- Irish Drinking Song! This is for all four of you. Now what I need is an example of an uncommon addiction.

...Porn!!

*chuckles* Not exactly uncommon, but that will work! Let's hear the porn addiction Irish Drinking Song. Take it away, Wing Maid.

*Music starts*

Ohhhhh hi-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di
I got myself a magazine
And maybe eighteen more
There's a reason I love 'em so much
My life's no longer a bore
I never go back outside
I haven't been to work
I can't even fall asleep
I just love to jerk

Oh hi-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di
This one with Luna's my favourite
"...good for you"
"Can I have one for myself?"
"Hey, I would like one too!"
I have plenty to go around
I need to find a mare
Perhaps the real thing might be better
But I don't care!

Oh hi-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di
I think I might have a problem
No, I must be nuts
I like keeping to myself
Staring at wonderful butts
No, I must fight it!
It may now be an issue
I think for once, I'll leave the house
I ran out of tissue

Oh hi-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di
I really need to find some help
I cannot break the habit
I've tried everything
If all else fails, I'll stab it
...Or maybe not
But I can't do it alone
I knew I needed to rehab
After I shot out a stone

Oh hi-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di

Oh hi-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-diiii-deeee-diiii-deeee-diiiiiiiiiii
*BZZZZTTT!!!*

*The cast limpers back to their seats with heads bent down; Dull in shame, the others in laughter*

Ahahaha-oooh... Ahaha! Can we canonize that?

We'd better after how I forced the "tissue" rhyme.

That was wonderful imagery.

I didn't have much time to think.

Oh god...

I shouldn't be the last one.

Well... At least it wasn't blood.

*Audience groans*

In the stool! Let me finish!

That's... better... I suppose?

Well... We'll be right back!

Author's Note

I'm really testing the "teen" rating now, aren't I?
This was something short that popped up in my head at work. This is also the first time I've completed a chapter all in one sitting.

Also, because I'm a shameless hack, have a look at some of my other comedies: 1 2 3 4
Please? I could use the feedback. I felt like putting the popularity of this fic to good use.