Chapters Austin Powers in Equestria Girls Rainbow Rocks: Dr. Evil High
DR. EVIL'S UNDERGROUND LAIR, JUST OUTSIDE CANTERLOT HIGH
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"Gentleman, welcome to the other side of the 'Equestria Girls' portal. It's so good to have all my trustworthy assistants with me unlike in Equestria." said Dr. Evil
"Oh Doctor how did your plot in Equestria go?" asked Frow.
"I'll just it put it to you this way. Everything was going according to plan up until when I was about to fire the 'laser', Austin Powers and six ponies along with a pegasus who can't fly over powered and defeated me and Discord with the 'Elements of Harmony'. Discord ended up turning into a statue but I was able to escape and somehow I ended up here. It just so happened that you were here which I'm thankful about." said Dr. Evil.
"Oh that's too bad." said Frow.
"Dr. Evil, while you were in Equestria we started investing in a small Baltimore-based company called Under Armour which makes high quality sports-wear at competitive prices and is endorsed by high-profile athletes such as Cam Newton, Tom Brady, Bryce Harper, and Clayton Kershaw. I figured if we brought into Under Armour in the long run, we could make billions or even trillions of dollars." said Number 2.
"Oh cool. Good job Number 2. It is now time for me to reveal my plan of total domination while we're here. Let in Sunset Shimmer." said Dr. Evil.
"LET IN SUNSET SHIMMER!" screamed Frow.
Shortly after, Sunset Shimmer walked into the room with a manilla folder under her arm.
"Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Sunset Shimmer. She's a junior at Canterlot High who I hired to help carry out this 'evil' plan because she's 'evil'. Tell everyone how 'evil' you are." said Dr. Evil.
"Ok so I stole the crown from one of Equestria's princesses and brought over here so I can use its power to have total domination at Canterlot High. During this annual dance called the Fall Formal, the princess from whom I stole the crown from somehow ended up here and teamed with the five girls who were exactly like her friends in Equestria and they used some annoying song to get everyone to vote for her to become the Princess of the Fall Formal so she can win her crown back. She ended up winning the crown but my two assistants stole the crown from her and took outside the school where I threatened to destroy the portal if she didn't give me the crown. Her stupid dog then got it back from me but I got it back and once I put it on, I turned into a she-demon and almost completely destroyed the school with the power of the crown but Twilight and her friends used the 'power of friendship' to defeat me. I actually became close friends with the five girls even after the dance but deep inside there was something that told me I want to get my revenge for this. That is way I joined Dr. Evil in helping him take over Canterlot High." said Sunset Shimmer.
"Sunset, I don't mean to be rude but may I ask what's in the folder?" asked Number 2.
"Ok so what I have here are short resumes I put together of the five girls who helped Twilight defeat me in my original attempt to take over Canterlot High. I included their likes and dislikes, the element they represent, and how we can defeat them." said Sunset Shimmer.
"Oh yeah! The white one is so sexy! Sexy I tell ya!" said Fat Bastard.
"Yeah I know. Rarity is definitely a boy magnet. She's a very generous person." said Sunset Shimmer.
"Dr. Evil, will you actually tell us how we're gonna take over Canterlot High?" asked Number 2.
"Oh yeah right. So tomorrow, I'm gonna come to Canterlot High disguised as a new transfer student. Sunset Shimmer is gonna be my guide through the course of the day. I'm gonna spend time with the five girls she talked about and see what they're like so we can figure out their weaknesses so we can easily defeat them. In a few days, Sunset Shimmer and I are gonna use a 'laser' to magnetize any potential magic that will keep us from taking over Canterlot High. I don't what exactly is gonna happen when we get this power but I know it's gonna be enough for us to have complete control over Canterlot High. The best part is nothing can stop us, not even..... AUSTIN POWERS!" said Dr. Evil.
Everyone in the room then engaged in about 2 minutes of fake evil laughter. Little did they know however that Austin Powers already knew about Dr. Evil's new plot and is currently gathering intel on his new plan.
Austin Powers in Equestria Girls Rainbow Rocks: Dr. Evil High
CANTERLOT HIGH
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As soon as Austin reached the other end of the portal, he entered the front doors of Canterlot High without anyone realizing that a new person had just 'transferred' to Canterlot High. As soon as he got inside the building, he walked down to Principal Celestia's office using instructions to her office given to him by Basil during a briefing of how to navigate through the building. When he found himself in the principal's office, he was greeted by Principal Celestia.
"Hello there, what can I do for you?" she asked.
"Hello Principal Celestia. My name is Austin Powers and I just transferred here to stop Dr. Evil I mean take in the student life here and learn from some of the best teachers this world has to offer. Could I possibly have my schedule so I can get going here?" asked Austin.
"Oh yes of course. Sunset Shimmer told me that another transfer student who she's guiding through school today told me you might transfer here. I think his last name is something like 'Evil' or something like that but I'm not sure. Anyway here's your schedule. Welcome to Canterlot High." said Principal Celestia.
"Thank you." said Austin and he headed off to his first class.
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Meanwhile on the other side of the building, Sunset Shimmer was briefing Dr. Evil about how things worked at Canterlot High.
"You're gonna love it here. We just gotta keep our mouths shut about the plot when we're around huge groups of people." said Sunset Shimmer.
"Fair enough. Do you think we'll talk to the five girls who could potentially stop us at lunch?" asked Dr. Evil.
"Yeah sure. We sit together at lunch almost every day. Finding them will be easy." said Sunset Shimmer.
"Sounds like a plan. We're gonna pull this 'evil' plot off easily!" said Dr. Evil and she and Sunset Shimmer engaged in fake evil laughter until they reached their first class.
Austin Powers in Equestria Girls Rainbow Rocks: Dr. Evil High
DR. EVIL'S UNDERGROUND LAIR, JUST OUTSIDE CANTERLOT HIGH
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Later that day, Dr. Evil and Sunset Shimmer joined the rest of Dr. Evil's assistants in his lair to discuss tactics they could use in case Twilight just somehow came to this side of the portal.
"Dr. Evil, I forgot to tell you that the princess from whom I stole her crown from as the ability to come back to this side of the portal any minute now. If she does, the power in her crown is almost impossible to overcome since apparently nothing is stronger than the magic of friendship." said Sunset Shimmer.
"Sunset's right. We should come up with a back up plan just in case she does come back." said Number 2.
"Well how about if Princess Twilight comes to this side the portal, we kidnap her and hold her ransom for....... 1 million dollars?!?!" said Dr. Evil.
"Uh Dr. Evil, don't you think CHS would be able to easily pay us 1 million dollars? That's not a lot of money for holding someone ransom." said Sunset Shimmer.
"Oh yeah good point. How about if Princess Twilight comes to this side of the portal we kidnap her and hold her ransom for....... 9 trillion dollars?!?!?!" said Dr. Evil.
"Perfect! Not even Princess Twilight can stop us! She'll all our's if she even steps foot in this side of the portal!" said Number 2.
Everyone in the room engaged in fake evil laughter once again for 5 minutes straight knowing they had the perfect back up plan in case Twilight came to the other side of the portal.
Austin Powers in Equestria Girls Rainbow Rocks: Dr. Evil High
CANTERLOT HIGH
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The next day after another full day of classes, it was time for Austin's first rehearsal with the newly revamped Rainbooms.
"Thanks again for letting me in the band girls. You're gonna love my singing voice and you're gonna thank me later if or when I protect you if or when Dr. Evil and Sunset Shimmer attack the school." said Austin.
"Ok Austin honestly, quit it with the claims the Sunset Shimmer and the other new student are gonna attack Canterlot High. Sunset Shimmer is a good person and a great friend now. She would never in her wildest dreams think of trying to destroy Canterlot High again." said Applejack.
"Ok guys, let's practice a song I wrote last night. It's called 'Better Than Ever'. Austin, the lyrics on the music stand in the corner." said Rainbow Dash.
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After rehearsing for about an hour and a half, Sunset Shimmer walked in the room uninvited.
"Hey Sunset, what's up? What brings you here?" asked Rainbow Dash.
"Oh nothing. I just thought I'd stop by to introduce you guys to my new friend, Dr. Evil." said Sunset Shimmer.
Dr. Evil then walked into the room with his signature pinkie in the mouth look on his face.
"Oh Mr. Powers! I see you've joined the Rainbooms! So that's why you were hanging out with these girls yesterday!" said Dr. Evil.
"That's right Dr. Evil. We're gonna use the power of our groovy music to defend ourselves and CHS from any tricks you and your 'accomplice' may have up your sleeves." said Austin.
"Oh break it up you too! I'm getting fed up with this nonsense!" said Rarity who separated the two who were getting in each other's faces..
"Oh you wait and see Mr. Powers. I'll have you know I have all my assistants with me including your favorite, Fat Bastard! We just may be facing you in the upcoming music showcase so look out!" said Dr. Evil and he Sunset Shimmer left.
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"Oh my! Austin is right! Sunset Shimmer has turned against us! We gotta figure out a way to get Twilight to come back and help us defend CHS!" said Fluttershy.
"I have an idea. I remember Sunset told she has a special journal and pen she keeps in her locker to write to Twilight in case CHS needs the power of her crown. I'll go get the journal so we can write to her." said Rainbow Dash and she quickly ran to Sunset Shimmer's locker to get the special journal and pen.
About a minute later, she opened to a blank page and wrote,
Dear Twilight,
We need you to come back to this side of the portal with your crown as soon as possible. Sunset Shimmer has teamed up with an evil mastermind by the name of Dr. Evil. A new transfer student named Austin Powers has already come here to help defend us but we also need you and the power of your crown so we can use the magic of friendship to defeat this monster. See you soon.
Your friends,
Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Rarity, and Applejack (and Austin Powers).
"Ok, it's finished. I just hope this works and Twilight gets it." said Rainbow Dash.
"We just have to hang in there and hope she comes back soon." said Applejack.
Austin Powers in Equestria Girls Rainbow Rocks: Dr. Evil High
AUSTIN AND RARITY POWERS' MANSION, MIAMI
When last left the newly wedded Austin and Rarity, they were informed by Basil that Dr. Evil was plotting to take over Canterlot High. About five weeks after hearing about the initial news, Basil video messaged Austin telling him that he got confirmation about these rumors.
"So will you remind what exactly this place is like again?" asked Austin.
"Ok so from what I heard, the place where Dr. Evil is going to pull of his next evil plot is exactly like Equestria except the creatures are the human counterparts of the citizens of Equestria. Dr. Evil has apparently teamed with Sunset Shimmer so they can take over Canterlot High, which is the local high school where almost all the citizens attend school." said Basil.
"What exactly do you want me to do at this 'Canterlot High'?" asked Austin.
"Well I was thinking once you got to Canterlot High, you could meet up and befriend the human counterparts of the five ponies who helped you defeat Dr. Evil in Equestria and join their rock band which is called the Rainbooms and use the power and magic in their music to protect Canterlot High from any harm that Dr. Evil may have in mind." said Basil.
"So how am I gonna get to where Canterlot High is?" asked Austin.
"It's simple, you will enter to where Canterlot High is by going through a portal located just outside the American Airlines Center." said Basil.
"Sounds good to me. I'll let you know how my odyssey to Canterlot High goes once I return." said Austin.
"Good luck and see you soon." said Basil and he hung up.
"Rarity my love, I will see you once I return from once again trying to defeat Dr. Evil." said Austin to his newly-wedded Rarity.
"Go get 'em Austin. I'm really rooting for you." said Rarity.
They then kissed and Austin was off to where Canterlot High is.
Austin Powers in Equestria Girls Rainbow Rocks: Dr. Evil High
CANTERLOT HIGH CAFETERIA
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Later that day at lunch, Austin met up with all the Mane 6 except for Twilight to inform them that Sunset Shimmer and her new 'friend' are plotting to destroy Canterlot High and to see if he could join the Rainbooms like Basil recommended him to do.
"Hello girls. Nice day isn't it?" asked Austin with a on his face.
"Yeah I guess." said Rarity.
"Allow me to introduce myself, my name is Austin Powers and I just transferred here from the grooviest school in London. I heard you girls are a popular rock band that is going to perform at the upcoming music showcase. I was wondering if I could possibly get in this action. I am very good vocalist." said Austin.
"Yeah sure I don't see why not. We need a new lead singer until Twilight comes back from her universe anyway." said Rainbow Dash.
"Also, you know how Sunset Shimmer is hanging out with another 'transfer student'? That ain't no transfer student baby, that's my nemesis Dr. Evil and my boss told me that he and Sunset Shimmer are plotting to destroy Canterlot High. I was told if we rock out at the music showcase, we could defend Canterlot High from being destroyed." said Austin.
Right after he said this, Pinkie Pie broke out in laughter not believing a word that came out of his mouth.
"Ha! Good one Austin! That was the best joke yet!" said Pinkie Pie.
"Yeah, Pinkie's got a point. Sunset Shimmer used to be a bully and mean girl but ever since the Fall Formal, she's been the most down on earth and kindest person to be around. She's learned from her mistakes and is trying her best to gain some respect. There's no way that Sunset and Dr. Evil are gonna destroy Canterlot High." said Applejack.
"No I'm dead serious. Before Dr. Evil got here, he almost took over the other side of the portal. Who knows what he and Sunset Shimmer could do in the human universe." said Austin.
"Ok Austin listen, we don't really believe what you're saying but just in case you're right, we'll let you in the band. It's better to be safe than sorry. We'll see you at our next rehearsal tomorrow right after school." said Rainbow Dash.
"Thanks girls. We're gonna rock Canterlot High baby!" said Austin and they went to their next class.
Austin Powers in Equestria Girls Rainbow Rocks: Dr. Evil High
TWILIGHT'S CASLTE, PONYVILLE
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Meanwhile on the other side of the portal, Twilight and her friends busy looking around Twilight's new castle and moving stuff that was left from Twilight's old library, which was of course destroyed in Twilight's Dragon Ball-styled battle against Tirek. They walked into the room with the six chairs and all of a sudden, a pony who was pulling a wagon of books came in feeling somewhat startled.
"Where do you want me to put these books your highness?" he asked.
"Just put the wagon in the corner and Spike will organize them later." said Twilight.
"What about this book that's glowing?" asked the assistant.
"Actually give me that one." said Twilight.
Twilight grabbed the book that was glowing on the stack of books in the wagon and opened it up.
"Why's the book glowing?" asked Applejack.
"I mean I don't know why or how but I think my friends at CHS sent me a message." said Twilight.
"What's the message?" asked Spike.
"It says
'Dear Twilight,
We need you to come back to this side of the portal with your crown as soon as possible. Sunset Shimmer has teamed up with an evil mastermind by the name of Dr. Evil. A new transfer student named Austin Powers has already come here to help defend us but we also need you and the power of your crown so we can use the magic of friendship to defeat this monster. See you soon.
Your friends,
Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Rarity, and Applejack (and Austin Powers).' " said Twilight.
"How in the name Celestia did Dr. Evil end up on the other side of the portal?" asked Rarity.
"I have no idea but it doesn't matter. All I know is that my friends at CHS really need me ASAP. I just hope that Austin tried to hold the fort until I'm able to get back over there." said Twilight.
"Oh please. Austin Powers is awesome. I'm about 99% sure he's got this under control." said Rainbow Dash.
"Yeah I know but I better get to the other side of the portal as soon as I can just in case he doesn't. Who knows what Sunset Shimmer may have up her sleeve next to follow up almost destroying CHS with the power of my crown." said Twilight.
Twilight quickly built a makeshift portal since the portal she originally used was closed for the next month. After successfully powering it up she was ready for her return.
"Twilight may I come back with you. I think it would only be right if you had your trustworthy assistant with you like last time you went there." said Spike.
"Absolutely Spike." said Twilight.
"Can we come too? We really wanna see what it's like over there." said Rainbow Dash.
"Uh nah. I think you guys are better off staying here so there won't be confusion since there would two of you. I'll see you guys when I get back." said Twilight and she and Spike stepped into the portal and once again on their way onto the other side of the portal.