Devilish Intervention

by Dovahbrony

Rating: mature
Tags: Alternate Universe, Human, Other, Romance, Original Character, Comedy, Cutie Mark Crusaders, Tragedy, Princess Celestia, Crossover, Main 6, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 10856

Daniel O'Doyle was a normal guy up UNTILL some creepy merchant at comic-con sold him some Devil May Cry weapons, and he awoke in Equestria...fun times,

Daniel O'Doyle went as Dante from the original DMC games to Comic-con where he met a man dressed as the RE 4 merchant that sold him Rebellion, AND Ebony and Ivory models for only 200$! How could he not buy them?! Well he later regretted that when he awoke in Equestria far in the past. Immediately the princesses noticed his demon blood, and hunted him down before turning him to stone.
A thousand years or so later he awakes in the Canterlot gardens. Now where were the rest of his weapons?

Published 2014-09-21 04:30:04 UTC
Last updated 2014-11-15 04:32:24 UTC

Daddy's Home!

I am so bored...bored bored bored bored...did I mention I'm bored? I 'said' to myself. Man how long did I have to stay in stone? Bored bored bored...bah your probably bored of my rambling, my name is Daniel O'Doyle, and I'm a human from earth, and I would still be on earth had I not bought those DMC weapon models from that merchant guy at comic-con. It came with Ebony, Ivory, and Rebellion! For only 200$ by the way so yeah I couldn't help buying them. I regret a lot!

"...And here we are class The Canterlot Statue Garden!" said a cheery female voice that I recognized as Miss Cherilee...from My Little Pony with her class...in the statue gardens. LE GASP! It's a Return of Harmony! Oh yeah did I mention that I'm a hardcore brony. Even have a tattoo of Twilight Sparkle's cutiemark on my back. Oh man Terrence had a hissy fit when I showed him it oh I can't wait to tell him about...oh right I'm like a thousand years older than I was then probably outaged him, and my sis...well might as well escape anyway.

Hey Dissy a small group of foals is going in your direction. Three of them will cause a small bit of chaos setting you free. If you can please try, and free me as well. I 'asked' the stoned draconeques that sat on a pedistal next to mine.

Why of course Dante old buddy ol pal. My rock my... I cut him off.

Your not setting me free are you? should've known...freaking snake...dragon...pony...lion...eagle...thing. God I'm lonely...could really go for a hamburger right about now. Some pickles...ketchup...now I'm hungry. How much longer must I be stuck here? Seriously I haven't done anything...

crack

I noticed a few cracks growing on my petrified body. Yay I was escaping after all! Completely ignoring the three fillies that were arguing close by -already knowing what they were saying and in no need wanting to re hear it- I awaited for my freedom which I sadly say took a whole day in which I witnessed the chaos spread, stabilize (yes chaos can indeed stabilize. Yeah seemed odd to me as well), and get blasted away. All while I sat there watching the flakes of stone fall off my body, and onto the grass below.

When the last flake fell off it was mid afternoon, and I was jumping off my pedestal.

"DADDY IS HOME EQUESTRIA!!" I shouted as loud as I could in the Royal Canterlot Caps Lock. Yeah you probably think I'm retarded for shouting that out for the world to hear (literally considering how UNGODLY LOUD I was), but here's the thing. I wanted to be noticed!

So after shouting out the eardrums of any in a ten mile radius I sat down on my old pedestal fingering the handle of my sword Rebellion. The blood of Princess Celestia still preserved on the blade. I still couldn't feel the presence of the rest of my arsenal, and Ebony was missing from her holster. Yes I call my guns 'her', and 'she' rather than 'it'. They deserved the respect. I really needed to find Ebony, and the rest of my weapons. They were as close to family as my sister, and Clover...but that is for another day.

After about twenty minutes I heard the flapping of large wings "Took you long enough." I said standing up, and facing the two ponies I was ready to direct my rage at. "I waited one thousand FUCKING years for my revenge, and I'm gonna get it! You unjustly attacked me, and I plan to right that wrong! On guard!" I drew Rebellion, and looked to the regal white alicorn in golden armor.

"Silence thy tongue demon! Face thou punishment!" ordered a smaller indigo alicorn with a dark blue colored armor. She pointed her saber at me.

"To be fair I'm only half demon!" I corrected her spinning Rebellion, and with my free hand drew Ivory. The silvery pistol gleamed in the sunlight. "And I did ABSOLUTELY nothing wrong."

Celestia levitated her Zwei(hander hoofer? I dunno it's really up to how you wanna say it) from her sheathe on her side "For assault on the crown of Equestria..."

I cut her off "Which was completely justified seeing as you attacked without provocation!"

"..., and are of demon blood. I am placing you under arrest." she said so sure of herself...oh I would enjoy removing that regal little head off...were the hell did that thought come from? I just want a little payback not full on murder! Maybe I have gone a bit loopy after 1000 years.

That second reason really made me mad though "Okay that was just racist!" I fired Ivory in between the two making them flinch, and rocketed forward. Using my distraction I was able to get up right in between them, and using Rebellion's pommel I K.Oed Luna with a quick smack to the side of the head. I then spun around making a gust of wind that sent Luna's unconsious form away from the battle. No matter how mad at them I am Luna is best princess, and I'd rather her get hurt less.

"So Sun Butt ready to rumble?" I taunted aiming Ivory at her when I noticed the little black pistol strapped to her side "Hey you found my other gun! I'd be happy if you handed it over, and we went our separate ways." It's true if I got Ebony I might be happy enough to forget my little revenge quest...maybe. Not my style to take revenge anyway...nah I want revenge, but I gotta find my arsenal first.

"I shall not 'hand over' your weapon Dante." she answered as her guards finally arrived.

"Too bad..." I holstered Ivory, and in a moment I grabbed Celestia by the horn and head butted her stunning her, and grabbing Ebony from the little strap on her side. MISSION ACOMPLISHED! "Cause I be stealin yo things!" I then ran away yelling 'whoop whoop whoop' at the top of my lungs...without using the royal Canterlot Caps Lock.

"GET HIM!" I heard Celly yell angrily.

When I had reached the city gates I was met with quite the sight. A whole battalion and a half worth of guards blocking my path to the train station. Not wanting to run into a wall of spears I skidded to a stop. The guards were shaking. Ah! Rookies this'll be fun.

"Hey freak!" shouted a brash tomboyish...oh god I know that voice. I turned to see a rainbow colored streak zipping at me...oh god "CATCH THIS!" Rainbow Dash yelled at me. I thought she had left already! Why the hell isn't she in Ponyville! Fuckfuckfuck...oh yeah I have guns!

I switched my guns to Non-lethal (yes they have that mode), and fired a volley of bullets that impacted the cone of energy. The volley was barely enough, but it did send Dash sprawling out of her rainboom. And not a single wound on that cyan coat of hers...other than a few bruises, but that is a problem for another day. So as RD moaned in pain I walked up to the guards switching my guns to leathal.

"If you don't back off I'll actually kill you for a change. Being non-deadly is getting very boring. So boring in fact I might break my only rule..." I pulled back Ebony's slide in a intimidating matter "...kill no ponies." I then aimed my gun at the lead guard...wow not surprising it's Shining armor.

"Just shut your trap monster!" He barked lowering his spear which I noticed something off about it. It had a blunted tip! Please tell me he just forgot to sharpen it, and Celly doesn't really send them out with disfunctional equipment. Cause that's not playing it safe that's just plain careless. "Now stand down, and face Equestrian law!" I fired, and suddenly I was hit with a memory from my past.

------1021 years ago------
"Yo Daniel you ready?" my friend Terrance asked knocking on my bathroom door.

"Yeah yeah hold your metiphorical horses." I called back placing my white wig on, and admiring my costume. I was going as Dante from Devil may cry to the comic-con that was taking place right in my home town! Can't remember it's name...fucking memory loss. Anyway I looked over my outfit. My red overcoat with the rolled up sleeves looked completely authentic, and so did the black dress shirt underneath it. I even kicked my foot admiring my combat boots, and black leather pants. "Aww yeah. I'm bitchen!"

"Yeah yeah your bitchen, but your about to be late! Come on!" Terrence urged me. Oh fuck I was going to be late! I quickly scooped up my phone, wallet, and keys before opening the door to see Terrance in all his Street Fighter Glory. Yes everyone he was dressed up as Ken from street fighter. He was a natural blonde so all we had to get was a red gi. "Bout damn time dude. Come on your beautiful little sister is in the car." yeah no surprise he was dating my baby sister. I'll admit at first it was weird, but I got over it. I took a look out the window and sure enough my sister in her Integra Hellsing costume was waiting impatiently at the wheel of her SUV.

Not sparing a moment me, and my friend dashed down the stairs to the front door, and jumped into the back of the SUV "ONWARDS!" I called to my sister who just rolled her eyes, and chuckled before pushing down on the gas peddle.

------The Present------
There was a cracking noise as the bullet I fired snapped off Shinings spear head "Man I just can't bring myself to harm you little guys can I? Well it's for the best I suppose..." don't want to actually become the monster they think I am. "Now will you let me pass?"

"No!"
"Please?"
"No!"
"Pretty please?"
"No!"
"Pretty please with a..."
"I SAID NO SOL DAMNIT!" Shining shouted at me. I just frowned as I raised my empty hand..., and pimp slapped him into unconsciousness.

"To bad cause I'm getting outa here boyiiii!" I then made a running leap over the stratled guards just as five other mares, and Celestia showed themselves. The yellow one with the pink mane that just screamed 'Hug me' Fluttershy, the white unicorn with the stylish (sorry fabulous) purple mane...Blegh Rairity, the lavender unicorn with black hair that had a single hot pink stripe through it Ms. Bacon...I mean Twilight Sparkle, you already met Dash, and there was the pink demon herself Pinkie Pie, standing right next to a orange earth pony with a Stetson Applejack.

"Sup?" I called from the other side of the guards (who had promptly fainted once I landed on the other side of them, and onto the train platform).

"Dante if you don't stop now I WILL use the Elements on you!" Celestia said "Now stand down!"

"Uh there is a slight problem in your plan Celly" Told her remmebering a very important factoid about the elements "They can only be used on evil, and I...I'm not evil."

Celestia just scowled "Twilight!"

"On it princess! Alright girls into position!" Twilight called to her friends. They all stood on either side of Twilight confident expressions on their faces. "Let's do this!" Their elements began to glow. Oh I'll enjoy proving that I am indeed not some monster, and I will smile! They fired the rainbow colored...beam? Arch? Whatever, and Twilights eyes glew white as it sailed at me. I just smirked.

The beam impacted me enveloping my form. I felt a calm warm all over me, and just rolled my eyes as the beam dissipated, and I stood there unchanged "As I said" I drew Rebellion, and prepared to run "I'm not evil." Then I ran.

------In The Underworld------
On a throne of bones sat a pale humanoid being as tall as three men. As he munched on a bowl of evil souls he shivered.

"What's wrong my love?" asked a female of the same size, and skin tone with long jet black hair.
"I don't know" he said "but I have the feeling that an old nightmare of mine is coming to get me...oh dear lord Dante broke out hasn't he?"

His wife's eyes widened "Shall we go to the bunker?"
He nodded "Get the soldiers and get me the bunker keys!"

Explanations (1) [Slightly Changed]

Wow I...I actually escaped! "Woohoo! It's my birthday it's my birthday...actualy what day is it anyway?" I pondered as the train to Ponyville thundered down the mountain. No I was not sitting inside the train what do you think I am stupid? I was sitting on the roof of the train. Judging by the weather it was mid April on a Tuesday. Don't ask how I know...maybe a Wednesday, or a Monday. Nope definitely a Tuesday, or was it *smack* OWW!

Shut it Dante you were going all Excalibur for a moment, and I don't want to bore the readers.

What the hell!!! Were did that voice, and slap come from! "Wait what readers?" I asked. "Am I in some crappy Mlp fanfiction or something?"

Not a crappy fanfiction it's actually doing pretty well, and well...I'm gonna throw you into another series of flashbacks because the readers want some backstory!

"Fuck..." then my vision became overwhelmed by visions of my past...

------1021 Years In The Past------
"Two hundred, seventy one bottles of beer on the wall two hundred seventy one bottles of beer on the wall. Take one down, pass it around, now there's two hundred seventy bottles of beer on the wall~" me, Terrence, and my sister sang as the SUV drove down a highway on our way to the convention.

"All right, all right I think that's enough of that song for now." my sister said "And just in time there it is the convention hall!" speak of the devil there was the enormous domed building that was the convention hall.

"Yay! Let's get our geek on!"

------In The Convention Hall------
My little posse and I strutted down past the various booths, and mini stores just minding ourselves when my eyes were drawn to this one booth to the far right of the building.

"Hey Katilin I'll be right back." I told my sister she just nodded, and took Terrence's hand leading him over to a booth we were right next to. I quickly made my way to the booth I had seen "Hey there" I said to the man who was wearing an uncanny Resident Evil 4 Merchant! "Whatcha got for sale?"

The man chuckled creepily before reaching underneath the counter, and pulling out a guitar case. I opened it, and gasped. Inside was a exact replica of Ebony, Ivory, and Rebellion! "Mine!" I said reading the tag.200$ SWEET! I quickly gave him 200, and closed the case, and picked it up...it seemed heavier than I expected.

"I'll even give you a few more items for free!" he then pulled out replica Yamato, Beowulf Gauntlets, Agni, and Rudra, Nevan, Blue Rose, Artemis, Spiral, Gilgamesh, Cerberus, The Sword of Sparda, and Alastor! How I was going to carry it all I had no clue, but I was gonna try!

"I just found heaven!" I then scooped up the items, and immediately felt light headed, and I saw the merchant smirk...somehow considering his mouth was covered. "F-fu-fuck you biatch..." I said before I collapsed, but I never hit the floor.

------In Equestria------
"Ugh! Freaking smug ass merchant...Ima cut em if I find him!" I groaned as I sat up feeling the breeze in my...hair? Breeze? I was wearing a wig, and inside last I checked...I felt my head, and found no wig, but my hair was still white..."Don't freak out...don't freak out...don't freak..."

"AHHHHHH!" screamed a unfamiliar female voice. The sudden invasion of silence made me jump, and trip over my guitar case, and fall on my face. Ow! Shaking my head, and dusting myself off as I stood I picked up the case, and looked inside grabbing Rebellion which I found out had became a real sword! So I'm gonna guess and say my guns are real too. I put the guns in the holsters on the inside of my coat, and Rebellion just stuck to my back. I don't know were my other weapons are, but I'll make do without.

I looked around the small field, and noticed the noise coming from a small stone building with a star watching tower built into it. I drew the guns, and ran over to the front door, not caring how old school it looked, or where I was, but focusing on saving whoever was in trouble. I cocked my guns, and aimed them at the door. I shouted "PIZZA DELIVERY!"

The noises stopped, and it heard bolts snapping out of place, and the door opened revealing a...candy colored earth pony? Well...I've obviously lost it. Of course I noticed the blood on his hooves, and pulled the trigger. The bullet ripped through one of his front legs making him scream in pain, and fall to the ground.

One down...some left to go. You know that would've sounded cooler if I knew how many peop-ponies were inside, but I guess I'm going in blind. I put my guns away, and then an idea struck me, and I concentrated. Just as three other earth ponies barged into the main chamber I was now in. Gilgamesh formed on my body. The gauntlets, greaves, mask and back armor gave off an air of fear to the ponies who as a prey species were literally pissing themselves in front of me!

"Who's first?" nopony gave an answer, and instead ran away like cowards jumping out the big window off to the side of the modest castle esq room, and running off in the distance. I then kicked the pony who I had shot sending him flying! "Whoa! I'm a boss!"

As I admired myself I heard a faint clip clop noise turning around I saw a unicorn mare. She was a pale grey, with a black mane with a single green stripe through it. The mark on her flank was a four leafed clover attached to a magic wand. "Th-thank you..." she said weekly. It was then I noticed the gash in her side, and her cracked horn...then she collapsed.

------Back In The Present------
I groaned holding my head as the flashback ended, and I gathered my bearings. Once the throbbing in my skull died down I noticed two things. 1) The Train had stopped at the Ponyville Train station if the sign above the building near the tracks was any indication, and 2) It was nighttime.

One good thing about being half demon is that I don't need much sleep. I stood up jumping off the train, and spinning on my heels, and marching to the small settlement known as Ponyville.

------3rd Person Canterlot Castle------
Celestia sat on her bed unable to sleep at the thought if Dante being free. She CANT let him tell her subjects about her various misdeeds. It would cause a kudeta, and she can't have that happen...the sword won't allow it! She got off her bed, and pressed a button on her mantle peice, and watched as a panel opened above her mantle. Her expression became one of a mad pony as she looked at the sword fueling her insanity. The Sword of Sparda.

------Ponyville------
Hmmm my plot device sense is tingling. Wonder what that's about. I wonder if I...*squee* is that the CUTIEMARK CRUSADERS. Indeed the tree fillies were sitting in the park...past nightfall. I don't think that's very smart.

"Hey girls" I called out "aren't you out a little late?" their heads frantically looked around. Then I realized they couldn't see me (I was way out of their field of vision) so I jogged over to them, and their eyes widened. "Come on you'll catch a cold."

"Umm are ya that demon mah sister was talking about?" asked the yellow filly with the red mane. I pat her head careful not to mess up the bow.

"I keep telling people. I'm half demon not entirely demon, but meh. So do I have to bring you girls home? Cause I'm pretty sure your sisters are gonna attack on sight if I show up." I asked them.

"How do we know you won't gobble us up!" Scootaloo blurted out "I heard demons do that!" Sweetie, and Applebloom looked scared now. I sighed.

"Cross my heart hope to fly stick a cupcake in my eye. I pinkie promise I won't harm any of you." I said going through said motions. The trio looked over to each other, and got into a huddle. After a few hushed whispers they turned to face me.

"We accept your offer to take us home. We are currently staying at my sisters friend Fluttershy,s cottage on the border of the Everfree and so we wish to be dropped off there." Sweetiebelle said in a horrible British accent trying to sound professional. I chuckled, and leaned down so they could climb onto my back. Once they had wrapped their front legs around my neck I got into a running position, and before you could say 'Zimbabwe' I was off for I had three adorable little gals to get back to the defenseless, timid, veterinarian...maybe I should rethink where I decide to bring small fillies.

I'm gonna be hurting in the morning that's for sure. The cuteness is over whelming.

A New Devil Is Born, and Bring In The Multiverse

Time slowed as I watched the poor fillies side get slashed open. I for once in my long, long life I felt...helpless...insignificant.., but I did feel another thing RAGE! Not rage like 'Oh I just scammed you over, and now I'm laughing at you' reaction rage, but 'You just unleashed the wrath of hell itself' rage...which was semi true.

"YAHHHHHH!" My devil trigger activated again (except in my Alastor Devil Trigger) I spread my wings, and dashed forward slamming an open hand into the side of its face, and continuing on slamming it's head into the wall of the room. Clenching my hand, and charging it with lightning making the demon spasm. I kept clenching my hand shut until I heard a 'CRUNCH', and the demon was reduced to orbs. "Burn in hell..." I then deactivated my devil trigger, and rushed to the small fillies side. "Scootaloo can you hear me?" I asked the small foal calmly. She only nodded and moaned in pain.

I took off my coat, and then my dress shirt. Putting my coat back on I ripped my shirt up, and used the strips as bandaging. I then picked her up in my arms, but before I ran off my outfit flashed, and changed to that of DMC3's Dante. That doesn't matter what does matter is getting Scoots help. Zecora is a herbalist right? She can help! With my task in mind I gently scooped up the injured filly, and made a mad dash out the doors...only to run right into a rainbow maned pegasus.

"HA found...WHAT DID YOU DO TO SCOOTALOO!?" She shouted. Ow...that was loud. Shaking my head getting over the disorientation from her shout.

"I did nothing!" I growled at her my eyes flashing red making her back up a bit "She followed me here, and watched me battle a boss teir demon not to long ago. I found her in the throne room." I pointed to the very room I walked out of "A blood puppet got the jump on us, and slashed the little one. Now stand out of my way. I have to get her some help!"

"Like I'll let you just run off with..." I slammed my fist with full force into the side of her face breaking her jaw, and I kept running. If I was correct Zecora was around...I then saw the tribalistic looking cottage/ hut in a small dark clearing to my left. Veering that direction I took a moment to look at Scootaloo. It wasn't good.

The fur once a light orange was turning pale, and the shirt had already been bled clean through "DAMNIT!" It was all my fault! If I only was more thorough I could've taken the blade instead. My demonic blood is like a never ending health potion for me, constantly healing my wounds, and poisons. But Scootaloo doesn't have that, and she was bleeding out. Fast. I didn't have any vitality stars, but it work on a non demon? I have no idea. "Hang on Scoots. Were almost there..." I slammed into the huts door with my shoulder, and skidded to a stop inside.

Twilight, and Zecora were talking over tea (Zebafrican Red Tea if my nose was any indication), and their eyes widened when they saw my now tear soaked face, and the wounded filly in my arms. "Please help..." I asked choking up as more tears formed. Have I ever cried before? Only once...when that bitch Celestia killed Clover...with my sword. I'll tell you after Scoots gets help...did everything suddenly get fuzzy. I thought to myself...then I blacked out.

------Flashback 1000 Years ago------
I've been on this world for about twenty one years now, and I'll admit I didn't really wanna leave. Sure I miss my sister, and friends, but I had a mare friend now! That's right after twenty one years Clover, and I started dating. I was in her laboratory taking a few more looks at some tests we took. The eldest princess had been acting odd lately, and so we had a bunch of test done. One of my weapons had gone missing about a week ago, but the pressing matter was getting Miss Sunbutt help for whatever ailed her.

I heard the door creak open, and Clover, and the princess in question walked in "Hey gals what's hanging?" I said trying to act casual. Which isn't easy when I saw that death glare Celestia seemed to be giving off non stop. Just last month Luna had been sent to the moon. Too bad she was a nice gal fun to talk to, but I digress "So I got the results...that can't be right." I took a look at the papers again. If the readings where correct (which they always where) then Celestia had FIFTY times the normal amount of demonic energy anything besides a elite demon (such as the handsome devil speaking to you) should have.

I slowly reached for Blue Rose which was resting on the table in front of me. "Not another move!" said Celestia, and I froze. I turned my head, and my eyes widened. Placed against Clovers neck, and in Celestia's grasp was The Sword Sparda. That's where it went!

"Celly...put the sword down..." I ordered calmly. I blinked my eyes quickly, and activated a ability I like to call 'Limbo Vision'. It allows me to see hidden demons, changelings, and objects. As well as energy trails, and a trail of blood red energy was flowing out of the sword, and into Celestia. Damn it she tried to awake the sword! I had it changed back into Force Edge for a reason. Nobody can handle that much raw power, and keep their sanity! "I'm warning you..."

"Was that a threat!?" she said her voice teetering on madness...shit. Well tis been nice knowing you Sunbutt. I quickly went for the revolver, and fired two shots missing Clover, and knocking the blade away from her neck. She teleported over to my side, and drew Yamato. I gave it to her as a present when we started dating. "You'll pay for this!" she shouted in a shrill voice. Yikes even goddeses can't stand against the might that is demonic controll.

"Princess what's wrong with you!?" yelled Clover getting into a fighting stance.

"She's being controlled by a demon...a will based demon if the symptoms are correct." I clarified. Just so you know demons come in many forms.

Combat/ Destruction demons. They specialize in combat, and magic I am one of those as is Tirek. Then there are Succubi the seducers of the demon world. Next Shades, they live in the shadows, and induce fear Sombra is a shade/ combat hybrid. Then there are Will/ and Desire demons. They manipulate, and influence..., and in extreame cases take complete controll while showing just enough of the hosts personality around family, and friends to avoid detection. They are the weakest, but cannot be defended against unless you too are a demon. Then... Boss Teir/ and Demonic Lords. The strongest, and deadliest. They can controll armies of demons with their might, and are not to be trifled with.

"Well...we are screwed." Clover muttered. Putting the sword in the scabbard, and getting into the judgement cut stance. "JUDGEMENT CUT!" She yanked the blade out of the scabbard, and with a flurry of quick slashes she sheathed the sword, and a bunch of sword wounds opened up on Celestia's body. She fell down without a noise. Taking a minute to breath, and calm down she turned to me with a worried expression "What are we going to tell everypony? I mean we just killed the princess! Were probably considered traitors!" she panicked.

I was just about to start calming her down, and went to show her the papers showing the demonic energy coursing through the princess. When I turned back to her the papers in hand blood gushed into my face. The sword of Sparda was peircing Clovers throat, and she hung limp. My eyes widened, and I dropped the papers as Celestia stood completely regenerated.

"CLOVER!" I shouted activating Gilgamesh, and rushing the princess...then the flashback ended, and I awoke.

------Zecora's Hut------

"CLOVER!!!" I shouted awaking with a start. Sitting straight up, and shattering the magical restraints that where holding me to the floor as if they where tissue paper. I looked side to side checking the room, and sighing when I saw I was in Zecora's hut. Remembering why I was even in the freaking place I looked to the back of the room at the surprised Twilight, and calm Zecora whom was trying to treat Scootaloo's wounds. "Is...is she going to be okay?" I asked.

Twilight remained silent. The gears in her head spinning trying to understand how I busted out so quickly (her eyes where fucking twitching! I could've sworn I saw smoke curling out of her ears as well, but it might've been my imagination.) "I said. Is. She. Going. To. Survive. Answer me!" I demanded. If I didn't get answers right fucking now I was getting up, and marching myself over there to use my Plan B. Cause if they wouldn't answer me...I had an idea why they wouldn't.

"How...what...why...Those where Alicorn Tier mana chains...they should be unbreakable..."

"Your friend is fine: and just so you know I don't belive you committed any crime." Zecora rhymed.

"Zecora!" Twilight shouted "He's the very demon who attacked Princess Celestia over a thousand years ago, and killed Clover the Clever!"

My gaze darkened, and I looked at the floor trying to hide my rage "Who told you that..."

"Why do you..." she tried to ask.

"WHO TOLD YOU THOSE GOD DAMN LIES!" I shouted out. I was standing now rage flowing off my form making the unicorn cower in fear "I LOVED CLOVER MORE THAN I CARED FOR ANYTHING ELSE IN THIS WOLRD! IT WAS THE GOD DAMN DEMON THATS BEEN MANIPULATING CELESTIA'S FAULT! ...and I'm. Going. To. Fucking. Kill. Her!" I vowed noticing my coat was missing "Where is my coat?"

Twilight was still shaking, and Zecora was only shocked before she nodded.

"So it is not only I who saw it: I knew I wasn't crazy not even a bit!" she rymed/ cheered. Huh so she knew of Celestia's demonicafication "Demons are all too easy to spot by Zebra kind: which is why we war all the time." she informed me.

"Yeah! Somepony belives me!" I started doing a happy dance forgetting my anger from a moment before only to celebrate having an ally of sorts in this world. It was during my happy dance when I heard what can only be described as the sound of jeans ripping, and a Diamond hitting me in the back of the head...followed by a small blue cube...thing. Followed by a gold coin, then and lastly a vial which the glass was shaped like a double helix, "ow..." Everypony in the room was as surprised as I when these items hit me in the head out of nowhere. "Now where did these come from..." I pondered scooping up the cube first when a voice penatrated my mind.

Uhh. This is the...Animorph...Wade. Call me...if you need any help?

Wait wut? I can summon people? Oh goodie social interaction with someone who doesn't hate me...besides the CMC, and Zecora.

"Yo Wade I wanna chat everyone in my world hates me, and I'm bored." when I was done the cube started growing warm when another 'RIIIIP' sounded, and...Flutterbat landed in front of me. "What DA fuq?"

Well this will be weird...

Author's Note

Starting a crossover with Flutters is Shy hope you enjoy.

Hello Multiverse Prepare for Shenanigans! And Meet Miss Hawke!

Okay I was suspecting a person not a...Flutterbat. Although the bat pony did give off a energy signal that matched that of the small cube (I used Limbo Vision to check) I was assuming that an animorph was like a shape changer, or something. I blinked a couple of times before saying anything.

"Hello other dimensions person!" I said getting up in his face with a massive grin. "Names Dante." I held my hand out as his body started...morphing.

When the change was complete where the Flutterbat once sat was a young human man. On top of head head was a...head of shaggy brown hair, and I could tell by looking in his eyes he was fairly new to this sort of thing. No haunting looks of a man who has been forced to kill to survive. He was around 5'8-5'9, and had slight chubs. He wore a light blue sweat shirt, jeans, and a green back pack. He blinked a couple of times.

"Wade Jalleks. Nice to meet you...give me a moment." he then doubled over looking strained. He then took a look at the watch thingimabob on his wrist, and tapped it "13? Wow that's low." he said to himself. What's low? I'm assuming the watch is like...a power watcher or something if my guess is correct I'll go get a cookie. He took a moment to get over the tiredness in his body before standing up straight "Sorry, this is just REALLY tiring, and I already morphed twice today." he panted a few times "Think I only have one left in me...so you said you wanna talk?" Right on the nose boyo.

Twilight had a disgusted look on her face, and as she went to say something I clamped a hand over her muzzle (much to her annoyment, and my amusement), and grabbed my coat, and sword with my other hand chucking the sword in the air, I stylishly threw on the coat, and let the blade land on my back before grabbing Wade's arm, and running out the door. He gave a few apologies to the mares In the room who only looked more confused than ever.

"LETS GOOOOO!!!" I yelled as I dragged him along a bit before letting him run on his own power which was...quite pathetic. After a few minutes a stopped, and looked back at him huffing, and wheezing as he tried to catch up. I gave him a 'Are you serious?' look on my face.

"Screw you..." he wheezed out "I had an office job before I got here I didn't get out much." Another wheeze.

"Well you should start" I criticized "The life of a...whatever we are called. Is always filled with conflict, and suffering...at least from what I can gather, and I've been around one thousand fourty six years now so I know what I'm doing."

"Well according to Auric we are called 'Displaced..." put that word up in my noggin "And A THOUSAND YEARS!? You've been around that long? Sheesh." I took a look into his eyes, and saw easily that he was fanboying inside. Heh guess Devil May Cry was big in his life or something. Well good thing I'm making someone happy. "So...you said you wanted to talk?"

I nodded "That was the plan my friend!" I said with a massive grin.

"Okay then lemme think of something to say..." he took a moment to think so I stuck my blade in the ground, and hopped up landing on my toes on the pommel like a boss. Why I did that...I don't have to answer you. "Aha! You said everyone...sorry every'pony' hated you here? Whys that?"

Ouch. That subject. "Well it all started when one of my weapons dissapeared (The Sword Sparda) I would've gone looking for it, but I had reduced it to it's Force Edge state so I wasn't that worried. Besides I was doing some tests for the princess at the time...if only I had bothered to look for it. Anyway one day Clover (my marefriend...I swear if you laugh I'll rip you in two), and Celestia paid me a visit as the results had printed out...then Celestia attacked. Clover didn't make it. A few guards saw it happen, and tried to help me subdue her, but they also died. Eventually I was locked in stone by a petrifaction Spell...and then here I am...I was planning a revolt all these years...if we defeat Celly I can exercise the demon, and mend her mind...Clover would be proud." I let the tears start falling. Man I am going soft. Sobbing twice in one day. Tsk tsk tsk didn't you know better me?

Wade looked a little saddened, and placed a hand on my shoulder ""I've never been in love. So I sure as hell have no way to be honest and say 'I know what you're going through', or 'I know how you feel'. But I sure as shit aint gonna belittle that feeling." He laughed, a hollow, dead laugh. "If you need my help, I'll gladly give it. I'm not sure how much of a help I'd be against a demon or whatever though... Anyway, about Auric." he searched his pockets, and pulled a out a gold bit. Not a normal bit seeing as on one side there was a seesaw thing, with the letters 'AU' printed over it "This is his 'token'" Wade said making quotation marks with his fingers "Apparently he can be summoned with it...I would summon him to explain, but he seemed busy when I last saw him so in short...Auric is the pony who lives in this coin."

I blinked in confusion and cocked my head to the side "Wat? Never mind. Anyway now that you've helped me with that little chat I need to reward you..." I took a moment to think. What is his power...shapeshifting? I'm guessing to change he probably needs DNA...ding ding ding "I know!" I then turned into my Devil Trigger from DMC3 "I'll let you acquire my demon form for your shape shifting!"

His eyes widened "I-I don't know If that would work. I usualy only get bare bones original forms..., but I'll try. I'm not one to look a gift horse in the mouth." I then got down on one knee, and lowered my head. He placed a finger on my forehead, and I started feeling woozy, and I got double vision. "Well son of a gun it actually works." he said. Removing his finger from my head I stood up only to be hit by a feeling of lethargy.

So you know my demon form has Limbo Vision always active. So when he acquired my demon form I saw the subtle blue aura surrounding him get a bit bigger, and a few red stripes show themselves. "Umm did you notice the flux in your magical aura?" I asked the completely oblivious human.

"Hmm can't say I did" he clarified taking a look at the BIG diamond built into his watch...thing. "Wow 19 it went up...did I suck magic off of you?" he then did a double take "No homo."

I laughed "Nah my guess is the demon form has so much magic it's bleeding into your physical form." I said pulling out sciency glasses, and a lab coat which I draped over my red coat "Thus as you make your demon stronger your magical power, and reserves will almost defenately grow." I smiled "Anyway thanks for the company now one more parting gift...give me a moment." I then sat down, and began meditating trying to think on a way to make a token like Auric's Coin, and Wades cube...as well as the Diamond, and the vial. "Aha!" I then held my open hand out, and willed both magic, and Void particles to condense, and take the form of a silver bell with skulls printed on either face "Just ring it, and call my name..., but first a phrase!" I cleared my throat "I, Dante son of Sparda give this token to any who need my help, or just wanna let loose! Ringading this bell and call my name, and I'll be over in a jiffy!" I then put it in Wade's hand.

"Thanks dude. If I ever have trouble I'll call you." he said pocketing the bell,

"And if Celly, or Twi need some sense slapped into them. I pimp slapped her brother unconsious when he tried to keep me from escaping Canterlot." I snickered "Anyway I dismiss you my friend". Then a vortex opened behind Wade. The force didn't seem to effect anything, but Wade who had already been sucked in. "Huh...so that's how he goes home...neat." I then sat against a tree, and took a nap.
------Twenty Minutes Later------
Well I had just had a great nap, met a cool guy, and figured out how to make a token to boot! Now I just have to start handing them out, and I'll have a whole slew of guys, and gals to hang out with! I wandered back towards the hut thinking to myself when I heard lightning, a lot of it, and what sounded like a women yelling for help. So being the good sumaritan I am I ran through the dense foliage to go help. Eventually I broke out into a clearing where a group of three minotaurs (each in different color armor's: green, red, and blue), and Mr. Green had a scorch mark on his chest plate. Now who could've...no fucking way.

Standing in front of the group was a young woman. She was dressed like female Mage Hawke from Dragon age 2!, and in her hands was a staff made from a fine black metal with a large triangle shaped gem with a dragon etched into it on the tip. She spun it above her head "I'm-I'm warning you!" she said her voice shaky "I have magic! I will kill you!" she then flung her staff around stylishly lightning booming from the gem, and striking Mr, Green some more, and it did nothing. "Oh crud..." she said noticing the attacks having no effect. The Minotaur in green chuckled.

"She's got a fire in her all right! She'll sell well on the market!" he bellowed to his friends who roared in aprooval.

Ms. Hawke paled, and griped her staff tighter as the trio approached clubs at the ready. Mr. Green slammed the iron coated wooded head of the club into her gut sending her flailing into a tree. She groaned in pain, and showed no signs of getting up.

That's it! I'm jumping in "HEY FUCK TARDS!" I yelled getting their attention "CATCH THIS!" I tossed Rebellion at Mr. Green, and it ripped through his chest plate, and stuck him to the ground causing his buddies to cry out in surprise, and draw their axes. I held out my hand, and Rebellion flew back to my grip. I summoned Blue Rose, and fired it till Mr. Blue was dead as a door nail (and lacking a head), and then I blocked Mr. Reds incoming axe swing with my blade, and pressed the revolver to his abdomen "Night night." I then ended his life.

I walked over to the now unconsious Ms. Hawke. I'll have to ask for her name when she awakes. I propped her up against the tree, and I finally got a good look at her, and damn was she gourgeous. Her short black hair which covered half of her face was as dark as the night sky itself, and her face...I can't even describe it. I blinked gathering my senses. This girl will probably want answers as well, and I can't have her getting cold. So I gathered some wood, and started a fire. Now I wait...

Author's Note

Crossover with Flutter Is Shy's story 'Applegate'

And who is this strange woman? Another displaced? Some spirit? Or THE Hawke just dragged here...only time will tell, but I wanna bet on the displaced thing.

Friggin Girls...Can't Live With Em Can't Live Without Em

------Improvised Camp Hawke's POV------
I slowly opened my eyes. My head ringing as if a little midget was slamming a gong against a wall in my head. I winced as I sat up. When I opened my eyes I found myself not in a cage in some Minotaur slave compound (yes minotaurs. I'm not making this up), but in front of a warm camp fire with a red leather coat draped over me like a blanket. I raised my eyebrow, and placed my un-clawed hand on the side of my head trying to get rid of that constant pounding in my cranium.

"Oww..." I groaned sitting up, and sitting cross legged in front of the fire. That was when I noticed...him. He was a tall handsome guy in my opinion with a head of shaggy white hair. He...oh my, I felt a blush work it's away along my face, he wasn't wearing a shirt, and I was assuming that this coat was his..., but I must say he must work out a lot! His legs were also crossed as he poked the fire with a mischievous grin on his face.

"Morning sleeping beauty." he said laying down the stick he had been poking the fire with, and looking in my direction. I gasped. His eyes were red as blood, and filled with mischief, humor, and...sorrow. I'm rather good at reading people. Espessialy their eyes.

"Hello...who are you, and where am I?" he may have saved my life, but I wasn't going to 100% trust him yet. I siliently casted a truth spell on him, and awaited his explanation. You see I had not only gained Hawke's gear, and hairstyle, but I got her spells, and more! It's like a buy one get five free!

"Name used to be Daniel, but I go by Dante these days, and as for where you are. This is the Everfree forest. Most dangerous, and untamed place in Equestria, and oddly my safe haven." he answered. Well ain't that great. Most dangerous place in the world...great idea running here Cass.

I think introductions are in order. I'm Cassidy Samuel Brooks, I'm five foot nine, and with a long head of jet black hair that seemed to never mess up. Still trying to figure that out..."I'm Cass..." I told him.

"Ima call you Hawke." he said ignoring what I had said. I just huffed. My older brother was just like this. Poor Thomas he's probably terrified for me, or my freaking dad forced him to shut up about it. He's probably swimming in pity money...stinking jerk. Hope that dick I call a dad steps on a Lego...why do I feel a slight shiver? "Well when we are around locals. In private I'll call you Cass, but the locals see me as a terrorist of sorts, it's lies I tell you, and seeing another one of my kind might set things off. Also Celly kinda has a spell that can...erase someone if she knows their true name." he shivered...as did I. Being able to erase someone from existence if they only know your name...things like that don't deserve to exist.

"Caution noted...well what do you know about this place?" I asked. He just grinned, and said 'In due time'.
------Dante's POV------
Heh I love making things mysterious. Really makes things more enjoyable. "So you hungry? I did some hunting while you were out. Hope you like Manticore." I said as I turned the spits of the said meat over the fire. "I'm no Gordan Ramsey, but I'd like to think I can heat a slab of meat." she nodded.

"I would like that." she said. So I handed her a slab of grey cat-scorpion meat, and leaned back. I then noticed her staring at me, and her ever present blush plastered on her face. I sighed.

"Mind if I have my coat back?" I asked her. She blinked, and scrambled to grab the coat before hastily flinging it at me. Heh she's flustered...it's adorable! So I put my red coat on, and closed my eyes for a nap. I was rudely interupted by a feminine scream, and a sword impaleing my chest...*sigh* "I just wanted a nice nap...was that to much to ask?" I said kicking away the demon impaleing me, and he took his weapon with him.

I jumped up, and watched Cass flinging her staff, that I now recognized as Hawke's Key from the legacy DLC. It looked very different up close, and lightening blasted demons back as they approached. She swatted one away, and held out her hand "CHAIN LIGHTENING!" she yelled firing the very spell. The bolt jumped from demon to demon making the dog like creatures spaz like they were having a seizure. She then cast Rock armor, and Fireball.

As she dealt with them I turned to face my crowd of demons. I cracked my knuckles, and drew Rebellion "Fetch!" I said chucking the Devil Arm at the first demon I saw. It impaled it to a tree with a whimper. The others roared, and drew swords, axes, and scythes all jagged, and black. I smirked, and Rebellion flew back to me. I caught it, and by two handing it I swept it into the crowd splitting half of them at the waist. I took a quick look over my shoulder, and my eyes widened.

Cass was on her knees panting with all the demons attacking her frozen solid. Hot damn she was efficient. I drew Ebony, and Ivory and prepared to unleash hell...huh I just realized how many times I've said hell to a demon...to many that's for sure, but I digress. I aimed the twin terrors at the remaining horde of demons, and activated my charged shots. Before I managed to fire them I heard a calming ring in the back of my mind. Before I could ponder what it was I felt the floor give out below me as I fell through the void.

------After The Little Misadventure in Another Dimension------
I dropped out of the air above my camp site, which was now barren, from the rip in the void. "That was fun...hope I can see Asphyxious again soon." I said to myself as I gazed around my camp...my grin fading when I saw it in ruins, and Cass nowhere to be found. I began to panic summoning Beowulf, and searching every nook and cranny of the area. I found nothing, but hoof prints, burns, and toppled trees. I activated my limbo vision and found my answer. The area was filled by a familiar demonic energy. "CELESTIA!!!!" I yelled in rage.

She will not take another innocents life! Cass was still alive she had to be! I got into a spiriting position, and then with a single push I dashed at full speed. Knocking over trees, and dashing over rivers. I was headed to Ponyville.

I knew Celestia she would wait for me there with the Elements, and her guards, and hopefully Cass...Hope...please don't lead me astray. I kept running my rage never fading...only growing.

Author's Note

Crossover with ShadowsIntheDarks A Lich of Metal and Souls
Check out his story to see what happend on the other side of the void.

Building The Arsenal, and Slaying Demons

In a lone cottage on the border of the Everfree Forest a single pegasus pony slept. Obliviously unaware that the three foals she had been watching over had left after she had entered the relm of sleep.

BANGBANGBANG

The sounds of gunfire awoke the pegasus with a terrified (albeit quite adorable) "EEEP!". She was now holding onto the rotating fan above her bed shaking like a leaf trying to hold on to its branch during a summer storm.

"Woo Hoo!" cheered a male voice. She was sure she had heard it before somewhere. More gunshots fired, and the pony managed to take a look out her window to see Dante battling what looked like a horde of Manticores! She scanned the clearing, and gasped when she saw the CMC sitting around ten yards away holding each other shaking...then lightning struck.

------20 Minutes Earlier Dante's POV------
"Angel with a shotgun fighting till the wars won~" I quietly sang to myself as I thundered across the clearing. I had this nagging feeling that something was gonna happen soon, but I could tell it would be fun! "Hey girls how much further?" I asked the three giggling fillies on my back.

Scootaloo spoke up "It's actually right up ahead." I turned my head forwards, and caught sight of a small cottage in the distance. Seems homey.

"Alright hold on!" I prepared to activate my dash ability when multiple roars sounded. I skidded to a stop, and spun around to see around fifteen Manticores flying from the sky after me. Something was different about them though. Their eyes were red, and they had what looked like flaming wings, and a battle axe tail. "Demons!" I shouted zipping another direction, and dropping the fillies off before running back to the Manticores.

They managed to surround me once I arrived. Drawing Rebellion I pulled a rose out of my coat, and put it between my teeth "Let's dance!"

------Mission 1: Into The Castle of The Sisters------
I drew my guns, and got into a fighting stance just as the first demon attacked. It lunged at me trying to tackle me to the ground. I jumped up, and slammed my foot into its face causing it to stumble. I then pressed both of my guns barrels into its skull.

"Night Night!" I pulled the trigger, and the demon went down. I then quickly holstered my guns just as one of their tails came down right where I was, and jumped again. Doing a back flip I landed on its head, and drew Rebellion. Slamming the blade into it's back, I twisted the blade, and drove it to the ground.

I drew Ivory, and aimed at the rest of the horde which was now charging me. Roars of pure rage pouring out of their maws (along with fire cause every demon just HAS to have fire) as they charged me.

"Bad idea Lucky!" I pulled the trigger in fast sucsession, and with a series of loud bangs bullets rained out of the guns barrel, and into the group of little kitties. They yelped in pain as the bullets ripped apart their flesh. "WOO HOO!" I was now using one of the corpses as a spinning top, and as it spun around I fired my guns randomly utterly wrecking the horde.

I jumped off the demon, and rammed my sword into it's back. Twisting the blade I ripped it in half, and watched as red, and green orbs formed from the separated body parts, and flew into my body. As soon as the last red orb entered my form I felt different...stronger, and then the lightning struck. The bolt of pure electricity managed to impale me straight through the chest. When the bolt faded I saw a sword impaling my chest. It was made of a fine silvery metal, and it's handle looked like a dragon who's maw had the blade coming out of it with a large Diamond for the eye.

"Alastor my old buddy" I coughed out "Looks like I got me a new weapon!" I started slowly floating up the blade making the cut in my chest worse, but I didn't feel it. After I had managed to un-impale myself I grabbed the lightning swords handle, and pulled it from the ground, and went through This animation before Rebellion disappeared from my back, and back into my inventory "Now..." I said twirling my sword as I smirked at the now slightly unnerved demons "...Let's do this kitties!" I swung the sword to my side, and rushed forward the magical lightning charging my stamina, and with a jump I issued a flying jump kick into the lead demons face, and with a flip I landed facing them again.

------Battle Complete------
The demons took one look at their fallen comrades, and ran into the Everfree. "If you can't handle the heat get out of the kitchen." I said dropping the sword in front of me, and using my boot kicked it into the air. Holding my arms out, and straightening my back the blade landed on my back, and just stuck there. "And a bit of advice; don't come back! Cause you'll just get burned!" I chuckled a bit, and turned around to see the three fillies weren't there. I took a look to the cottage to see the doors slamming shut. "Good." I didn't want those kids getting hurt. Might wreck my already bad rep here in Equestria. "Ugh now I gotta hunt the demons down...always menial tasks for me eh?" I chuckled as I walked towards the forest following the burning trail, and the demonic energy that lead to a old run down castle.

"Let's do this!" I drew Alastor, and ran inside.
------Mission 2 Devils Upbringing------
When I stepped inside the main hall the doors behind me slammed shut, and what seemed to be red spider webs made of energy forming over the windows, and other exits. Immediately afterwards about five blood puppets formed out of small portals that opened just long enough to summon my foes. I ran forward, and slashing my sword upwards sending one puppet into the air, and then jumping up I issued a flurry of slashes, and a volley of bullets before letting up, and landing.

When the demon puppet hit the ground I jumped to avoid the damn puppets axe arms, and land on ones head drawing Alastor, and holding it in a reverse grip, plunging it into it's head. The blasted thing ripped in two, and more orbs flew into me, but no new weapon...maybe it's a level up system. Like I need more orbs for each new weapon.

"Well..." I drew my guns, and cocked them "LETS ROCK, AND ROLL!"

------One Completely Badass Fight Later------
The last red orb from the puppets entered my persons, and I got that strange sense of power. There was a flash, and then I found myself holding what looked like a revolver that had an over-under barrel design for it. "Blue Rose..." I said to myself. Good to know my hypothesis was correct. I heard what sounded like shattering glass as the red energy webs shattered.

I took a look at the paths ahead. One lead to a courtyard of sorts...maybe a garden? The other way was a hallway lined with suits of armor. I did a quick game of 'enie meanie miny moe', and landed on the courtyard. Pulling out Alastor I walked outside. No demons attacked me so that's a plus.

"Well well well. The Son of Sparda shows himself!" said a very gruff, and loud male voice. I turned around only what can be described as a HUGE version of the manticore demons I was fighting earlier, but wearing a large black chest plate, and a necklace that had...Yamato attached by the hilt. He was standing on the top of the castle holding a massive axe wreathed in flames.

"Well looks like someone remembered little ol' me!" I said aiming Alastor at him "So catnip how's this gonna go down?" I taunted.

------Boss Fight The Manticore King------
The demon roars, and spread it's massive wings taking flight, and coming right at me. Swapping Alastor for Rebellion, and two handing it. I got into a batting position "HEY BATTER BATTER SWING!" I shouted as he got into range, and I swung with all my might (which is a LOT by the way) the blade slashed into his neck, and sent him flying back at the castle absolutely destroying one of the towers. "AND ITS A HOME RUN LADIES, AND GENTELMEN!" An angry roar filled the forest.

"I WILL CRUSH YOU!" The demon shouted jumping from the wreckage. The chain holding Yamato was just barely intact now. One more swing should do it...hey why is his axe glowing? The demon raised his glowing axe above his head, and swung with all his might. A ethereal blade of red energy shot from the axe head right at me.

"SHIT!" I jumped back as the attack landed destroying the gardens, and the blast sent me flying over, and into the Everfree impacting a tree, and comically sliding down the trunk face first. "OWW you bitch!" I yelled yanking Rebellion off my back "It.Is.On!" I my eyes turned red, and my power soared. My body was enveloped in a magical flash, and my devil trigger activated. I looked like this.

With a single leap I was on the roof of the castle Rebellion in...claw I guess "Alright! I'm pissed!" I said my voice sounding like when you yell into a fan, and it sounds all funny, but with my voice still clearly there. I spun Rebellion making sparks fly when the blades tip scraped the floor. "YAAAAAHHHH!" I let out a battle cry, and zipped forwards (stinger) slamming the tip of my blade into his chest piece making him stumble I then let out a flurry of stabs making more dents in his chest piece. When I saw my attacks were doing jack shit I took a moment to think, and so taking out my music player (don't ask how), and clicked onFeel Like a Monster "Let's do this!"

I tossed Rebellion at the demon who swatted it aside. My devil trigger deactivated because of this, but I sent Rebellion into my inventory, and drew Alastor, and running at lightning speed at the demon. Running up his leg, and then his chest I snatched Yamato, and unsheathed it.

Holding the blade to the demons neck I grinned "Seeya later...IN HELL!" I then slit his throat, and due to Yamato being using it freaking decapitated him. "Easy peasy." I then put Yamato back in its scabbard as all the red orbs flew into me...no weapon. Well this will take a while.
[End Song]

I jumped down from the castles roof down into the ruined gardens. Taking in a deep breath I waltzed back into the throne room where I saw a strange sight indeed.

"THAT WAS SO COOL!" shouted a little orange pegasus that had been hiding behind a pillar, and now poking her head out grinning madly.

I jumped straight up at the sudden voice in my presence.

"Hot damn kid. Don't scare me like that." I ordered falling back down, and landing in a crouch "Come on let's get you back to that cottage. That kind mare is probably worried." I wanted to address her as Fluttershy, but I haven't asked her for a name, and it would probably scare them if they knew I had some knowledge I shouldn't.

"Awwww, but your so cool!" she whined.

I just chuckled, and rolled my eyes "How about I walk you back, and I can tell you my epic stories...OF EPICNESS!" I finished with a shout. Scoots giggled, and nodded. "Now...ONWARD!" I started dramatically marching out the front gates Scootaloo trying to copy my movements. Despite being a quadruped.

I head a scraping noise, and instinctively jumped to the side. Then I remembered Scootaloo. I turned my head as I rolled watching. Unable to help as one of the last blood puppets bladed arms slashed a massive gash in the fillies side.

"AHHHHHH!"
"SCOOTALOO!"

Author's Note

Edited by my friend Frostbite4 check him out my little bronies (I know...I suck)