"Okay," Pinkie said, "let's get started. Turn on the spotlight!" At her command the lights dimmed and a spotlight shone down on the pink pony. She carefully seated herself on the table and addressed everypony in the room, whether they be annoyed, confused or just thinking of how this all came to be. "Hello everypony, as you all know I am Pinkie Pie, and as only some of you know I am going to tell you an exciting story of my childhood!"

Murmurs bounced around the room and one pony in the audience cleared his throat. All attention turned to him. "You lived on a rock farm, Pinkie Pie."

"Correct! But during my late, late childhood I moved to Ponyville with the Cakes and threw that amazing party you all remember!" Many ponies shook their heads but an equal amount nodded. "Good! Now then, let me tell you a story..."

It was a day like any other for many, but not for Pinkie Pie, the filly full of surprises every day. That's me! Anyway, I woke up, laughed my head off, and zoomed downstairs for the cake the Cakes had made for me because I was so good at school! I found the Cakes soon enough and looked up Mrs Cake, licking my lips! "Where's the cake?" I asked excitedly. "My cake!"

Mrs Cake looked down at me, but her eyebrows told it all. "Well..."

I put on my really, really hard to resist puppy eyes and stared her into submission! No, not really. I just looked at her. "What happened to the cake?"

Mrs Cake sighed. "You know... the bullies, Lantern Flame and Building Blocks?" she whispered.

"Yeah, but where's my cake?"

"I'm just getting to that," she told me politely, "They came in here... and-"

"What? And what?!"

"They... destroyed your cake. I tried giving them a right thrashing, but... they managed to run away before I could get them."

My eyes welled up a little and I stomped off in a huff. "Those... those... those... How dare they!? I'll make them pay!" And I rushed up back to my room to find what I called "The Prank Drawer for the Keeping of Pranks Inside for Emergency Situations", also known as PDKPIES.

"Huh," Rainbow Dash commented. "I always thought you just pulled them out of your mane."

"I can do that too, Dashie." With that, Pinkie pulled a whoopee cushion from her candy-floss mane. "Just like that!"

"I'm... not surprised. Carry on."

"Great!"

So, where was I? Oh yeah, I was going up to the PDKPIES to get a prank. Scootaloo, I'll get to what prank it was soon. I got in my room, shuffled through and gasped when I found the perfect one. It was. A piece. OF POOOOOOOOOO!

No, not real poo. Just poo that looked really really real. I smiled. Perfect, I thought.

I went into the kitchen when the Cakes weren't looking and covered the poo in water (after filling it with brown paint, of course) and leftover food. Then I put it in a paper bag and ran to the park where I knew the bullies would be, laughing my head off and trying not to let go of the poo in my mouth. I just about achieved this and the bullies were walking down the path.

I waited for their arrival. I had this all planned out as I sat on the bench next to a fast, swirling river of wetness, smiling. I could see them now, strolling down the path and giggling and smirking. I didn't like them. Not one bit. Lantern Flame spotted me and told Building Blocks, who also looked over with a nasty smile. They were some of the meanest meaniepants ever! Well, apart from Gilda. "Hey you two!"

"Pfft. Hey, Stinky Pie!" Lantern Flame jeered.

"You'll see stinky soon..." I murmured, quiet enough for them not to catch it.

"You gun' answer 'er or what?" Building Blocks said, coming close to me and lowering her head. "What's in th' bag?"

"Why would you want to know?"

"Cause we asked," Lantern said.

"Yeah! Now tell us or yer gett'n a right batterin'!"

"No."

The bullies walked off, unsure of what to do or what to say. I pulled the poo out of the bag and laid it down next to me on the bench and stood up in front of it, waiting for their return. As expected, they returned and Lantern Flame butted me out of the way and sat down on the freezing, leftover-covered poo. And I laughed. She jumped up in surprise and her body was headed for the river, and she flared her wings. No effect.

She went into the river head first. The current wasn't enough to sweep her away, but she grabbed onto a large rock by instinct. Lantern Flame looked up at me as Building Blocks stared at the wet pony, covered in brown water and leftover food. And me laugh turned into howling. "You-You're in the river! And you thought it was real poo! You thought you pood yourself!"

"No I- I guess I did. But you'll pay!"

Okay, it wasn't a very fun story after that. The Cakes found me, words were yelled and I got grounded. The end!

"Uhh, nice story Pinkie," Applejack said, rubbing the back of her neck with a hoof.

"Darling..."

Rainbow Dash was laughing.

"Pinkie, that was immoral of you."

"I know," Pinkie said, "But it was fun. Who are we going to choose next? Hmm..."

Author's Note

Vote for which pony you want next! It can only be the Mane 6 at the momen
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VOTING IS CLOSED
Twilight: 3
Rainbow Dash: 2
Applejack: 1
Fluttershy: 3
Rarity: 2

Looks like it's Twilight and Fluttershy. I'll work on Twilight first, it should be out as soon I as get round to writing it.