Azerothian Chatting

by Alleria Windrunner

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy
Length: 1841

OOC shenanigans.

Lots of OOC shenanigans.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-09-30 14:06:03 UTC

Users

ShadeStep: Nalsia Windrunner-Theron

Mageblade: Tazragosa Proudmoore

LifeBound: Lady Alexstrasza

SSCMain: Lady Vashj

BloodQueen: Blood-Queen Lana'thel

TheBigChief: Vol'jin

Horderp: Gromrinh Hellscream

JPmoore: Jaina Proudmoore

OrcsMustDie: Alleria Windrunner

1098765: Deathwing

ItsRainingDruids: Lady Ysera

BrightLights: Halduron Brightwing

Rommano: Rommath

SilverRanger: Vereesa Windrunner

ArcFelMage: Kael'thas Suntrider

ThatFrozenGuy: Arthas Menethil

DemonDude: Illidan Stormrage

theblueaspect: Kalecgos

Astromancer: High Astromancer Solarian

Sunspear: Xjuve'ta

Welcome to the Land of No Lives

[ShadeStep] has logged in.

Rommano: Whazzup bitch?

ShadeStep: Not much, sup with you fagboy?

Rommano: Smokin bloodthistle....

ItsRainingDruids: Is it good?

LifeBound: ..............Ysera

ItsRainingDruids: Yes sister?

LifeBound: Do you smoke weeds?

[ItsRainingDruids] has logged off.

LifeBound: She better not be smoking weeds.

[LifeBound] has logged off.

Rommano: Gotta get me some

[Rommano] has logged off.

ShadeStep: Having a chatroom to myself sucks.

[ThatFrozenGuy] has logged in.

ThatFrozenGuy: Hello?

ShadeStep: Uh hi, who the hell are you?

ThatFrozenGuy: Welll.....this might be awkward, but I'm Arthas.

ShadeStep: Arthas.

ThatFrozenGuy: Yes.

[DemonDude] has logged in.

ShadeStep: Hahaha good one Bolvar

DemonDude: Are you talking to ThatFrozenGuy?

ShadeStep: Yes, why, and who the fuck is you?

DemonDude: You wouldn't believe me if I told you. Also, he's not Bolvar.

ShadeStep: Is it actually Arthas?

DemonDude: Yes.

ThatFrozenGuy: Hello Illidan.

DemonDude: Hey

ShadeStep: .............................wtf is happening right now

ShadeStep: Let me guess, Deathwing's next.

[1098765] has logged in.

1098765: Uh...where would Nalsia Icerunner be?

ShadeStep: I hate it when I'm right

DemonDude: I know that feeling. I was all like 'Maiev's never going to give up' and then she came and killed me.

1098765: Is that you, Nalsia?

DemonDude: No, I'm Illidan

ShadeStep: Ummm, hello DW. How's your eternal retirement been treating you?

ThatFrozenGuy: *popcorn munching noises*

1098765: Pretty good. How's being a Champion been treating you?

ShadeStep: Same as always, I guess.

1098765: That's good to hear. So I suppose Arthas and Illidan are here for the same reason as me?

DemonDude: How'd you know it was us?

ThatFrozenGuy: STALKER

ShadeStep: And that reason would be?

1098765: Redemption.

DemonDude: Okay, yeah, I agree with Arthas, STALKER

ThatFrozenGuy: I TOLD YOU

ShadeStep: >.>

ShadeStep: wut

1098765: I've heard about some of my brethren being reformed, and decided I'd give it a try

1098765: It's rumored that the health care benefits you get after being reformed are amazing

DemonDude: I could use some health care benefits

ThatFrozenGuy: Me too

ShadeStep: ................

ThatFrozenGuy: What? Do you know how many health problems you can get on no sleep for a few hundred years, also never getting out of this armor and then being frozen in an ice block, for the same position, for years on end?

[BloodQueen] has logged in.

ShadeStep: So, Deathwing the Destroyer, Illidan Stormrage, and Arthas Menethil have just come to me asking for healthcare benfits

ShadeStep: And I'm not having a hallucination

BloodQueen: Also Blood-Queen Lana'thel.

ThatFrozenGuy: <.<

ShadeStep: <.<

DemonDude: <.<

BloodQueen: Have you seen the size of the crown thingy I have to wear? Do you know how much you have to pay a hair stylist to come near a vampire queen?

ShadeStep: I'm torn between calling my agent and my lawyer, or actually helping reform you guys.

DemonDude: /beg

BloodQueen: Us girls need to stick together right? PLEASE GET ME OUT OF HERE

ThatFrozenGuy: /\ WHAT SHE SAID /\

DemonDude: You're a girl?

ThatFrozenGuy: Sans that part

DemonDude: Ah. Back to /beg then

BloodQueen: Please?

ShadeStep: ..........I guess I do have a nearly-empty mansion and some free time

ThatFrozenGuy: Oh good.

DemonDude: I owe ya

BloodQueen: Can I bring Vashj?

ShadeStep: Fine.

BloodQueen: WOOO!

DemonDude: This is great and we all owe you, but I have question

ShadeStep: Yes?

DemonDude: How are you going to march a dragon, The Lich King, The Betrayer, and the Blood Queen through wherever you live in broad daylight?

BloodQueen: Good question.

ShadeStep: It's simple, really. You guys just have to ditch all your usual defining stuff. So, for all of you, different armor. For DW, you can morph your form because you're a dragon, armor included. So Problem solved.

1098765: Okay, I can do that.

ShadeStep: Arthas, I'll mail you a set of DK tier gear with a full-covering helmet. Also a different sword. Frostmourne is kinda noticeable.

ThatFrozenGuy: Which tier?

ShadeStep: 16, 11, or 10. Your choice. Also, get a haircut.

ThatFrozenGuy: 16 heroic please, and I suppose.

[ThatFrozenGuy] has logged off.

ShadeStep: Lana'thel..........what exactly do you want to be?

BloodQueen: What are my options?

ShadeStep: What weapon skills do you have?

BloodQueen: My spellbook says two-handed weapons.

ShadeStep: There, bam, you're a warrior. I'll mail ya tier 12 and I'll find you all weps at the AH. Now Illidan, there's a lot you need to do.

BloodQueen: K thanks I'ma go get Vashj

[BloodQueen] has logged off.

DemonDude: Why?

ShadeStep: ...........you have no eyes and you glow green.

DemonDude: Oh yeah. Well, for my tattoos, it's simple. I cauterize them.

ShadeStep: Explain.

DemonDude: I can force the fel magic out of my skin. With fire. Then I heal the marks away, and I look kind of more like a average DH.

ShadeStep: Okay, that's good. Now for a rogue armor set with a fully-covering hood.......

DemonDude: I could pop one eyeball back in and have my archmages reattach it, then just go with an eyepatch.

ShadeStep: Is that even possible?

DemonDude: I'll go ask Kael'thas.

[DemonDude] has gone Away From Keyboard: AFK.

[BloodQueen] has logged on.

[SSCMain] has logged on.

SSCMain: There's nobody on, Lana.

ShadeStep: I'm right here.

BloodQueen: Yeah, she's right there.

SSCMain: Oh. Well then, I hear you're doing a reforming campaign on some of my fellow villains, including my gal-pal here?

ShadeStep: ....that's not exactly the way I'd put it but that's pretty much it.

BloodQueen: OHMIGODS I FORGOT SOLARIAN BRB

[BloodQueen] has logged off.

SSCMain: ..................o...k...........so what do I do?

ShadeStep: Well you're a phenomenal archer, so I'm just going to mail you tier 7 25-man version and let you find a bow.

SSCMain: Thank you, I'll do that.

ShadeStep: Also, if at all possible, change back to a Night Elf. Highborne. Just not a naga. They're kind of conspicuous.

[TheBigChief] has logged in.

SSCMain: Sure thing. Thank you for this.

[SSCMain] has logged off.

TheBigChief: Alright who was that

ShadeStep: Vashj

TheBigChief: .....Windrunner, you be crazy mon

ShadeStep: You missed Arthas, Illidan, DW, and Lana'thel coming and begging for forgiveness and help reforming too.

TheBigChief: What the what

ShadeStep: It's been quite the afternoon.

TheBigChief: I'll go tell Xjuve'ta bout all this

ShadeStep: Before you go, one question.

TheBigChief: What?

ShadeStep: Why do you type your accent?

TheBigChief: Dunno mon. Just feels right.

ShadeStep: ...that makes no sense, but okay

[TheBigChief] has logged off.

[Astromancer] has logged in.

[BloodQueen] has logged in.

BloodQueen: I'm baaa-acck~

ShadeStep: I can see that

Astromancer: Um, hello. I'm sorry for trying to kill you every time you ran TK.

ShadeStep: Eh, no hard feelings. It was a cool fight, but you always died anyway. Sorry about that.

Astromancer: Well......no hard feelings then. So what's this I hear about a 'reform drive'?

ShadeStep: .............ignore what Lana'thel said about it and ask Illidan. But first, are you a warlock, or a mage, or...?

Astromancer: Technically, I'm an arcane mage.

ShadeStep: Okay, my advice for you if you're getting in on this is ditch your usual armor and staff, I'll mail you mage tier 6.

Astromancer: Thanks. I'll find a staff.

ShadeStep: I was counting on it, good luck.

Astromancer: Again, thank you.

[Astromancer] has logged off.

BloodQueen: So now what?

ShadeStep: We wait.

BloodQueen: For what?

ShadeStep: Not what, who.

[Sunspear] has logged in.

SunSpear: NALSIA YOU BE FUCKIN CRAZY

ShadeStep: Right on time.

BloodQueen: I see

SunSpear: WE WORKED HARD TO KILL THESE GUYS, AND NOW YOU BE TRYIN TA REFORM EM? WHAT IS YOU DOIN MON?

ShadeStep: You don't have to help me, Veta. I can handle this.

Sunspear: You better have a good damn handle on this mon.  A really good one.

ShadeStep: I do.

Sunspear: Then....fine. Be careful mon. Don't get yaself hurt.

[Sunspear] has logged off.

BloodQueen: She seemed very....worried about you.

ShadeStep: My friends care about me is all. They get worried when I do crazy shit.

BloodQueen: So like this?

ShadeStep; Exactly like this.

[ThatFrozenGuy] has logged in.

ThatFrozenGuy: Okay, my hair's cut short. Too short but it's too late to go back. Thanks for the new armor by the way.

ShadeStep: You're welcome.

BloodQueen: Now we wait for Illidan, Vashj, and Solarian right?

ShadeStep: Yes.

ThatFrozenGuy: Might be a while. Illidan just texted me and said reattaching his eye might take longer than expected, also Kael'thas wants to know why he wants his eye back in he first place and what the hell Solarian is doing in tier 6.

ShadeStep: OH SHADOWS NO NOT HIM PLEASE GODS NO

BloodQueen: What's wrong?

ShadeStep: NOT THE EX! WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE THE CRAZY-ASS EX?!

ThatFrozenGuy: ........ex?

BloodQueen: Wait, you...him...what

ShadeStep: FUCK NO WHYYYYYYY

[DemonDude] has logged in.

DemonDude: By the Moon it's weird having an eye again. Thanks for the armor, though it' a bit too...red, for me. It'll do for now though.

ShadeStep: PLEASE TELL ME YOU DIDN'T MENTION MY NAME TO KAEL'THAS PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE

DemonDude: Of course I did.

ShadeStep; FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

DemonDude: What's her problem?

ThatFrozenGuy:

ShadeStep: NOT THE EX! WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE THE CRAZY-ASS EX?!

BloodQueen: Might have something to do with that

DemonDude: Ex? As in ex-boyfriend ex?

ShadeStep: YES

ShadeStep: FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

DemonDude: .........I have come to a conclusion that Kael has amazing luck

ThatFrozenGuy: Indeed

BloodQueen: So we've all got our new armor, but we'll possibly be accompanied by Kael'thas?

ShadeStep: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NONONONONO HE IS NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE

[Astromancer] has logged in.

Astromancer: Hey Nalsia, um, Kael'thas wants to know why Illidan has an eye and why I have tier 6, so I told him and he wants in

[ShadeStep] has logged off.

Astromancer: ........what'd I say?

DemonDude: She sent me the coordinates to her house, me and Solarian'll talk Kael'thas out of coming with us. The rest of you, head to the coords I send you.

BloodQueen: Kthxbai

ThatFrozenDude: Alright

[BloodQueen] has logged off.

1098765: Oh so that's where she lives

[ThatFrozenGuy] has logged off.

[1098765] has logged off.

Astromancer: So how exactly are we supposed to talk him out of this?

DemonDude: I'll distract him, you go get Vashj, and then run to the coords. Might take me a bit longer though.

Astromancer: K.

[Astromancer] has logged off.

[DemonDude] has logged off.

[DemonDude] has logged on.

DemonDude: Please tell me somebody is on this damn channel

ShadeStep: .....................you got him to stay at TK, right?

DemonDude: Uh, kinda yeah

SSCMain: What does kinda mean?

DemonDude: He's insisting on at least talking to Nalsia

DemonDude: Has been standing outside my bedroom door for the past few hours and weirding my guards out

ShadeStep: Oh why...fine, tell him I'm on the way to TK

[ShadeStep] has logged off.

Astromancer: Oh my.

DemonDude: .........at least they won't be in my temple