Clean Adventure

Thunderlane awoke from his eternal slumber, and tried to arise from his mattress tomb in order to get some sacred corn flakes, but he found such an action impossible thanks to the vice-like cuddling of his new lover. On any other day, Thunderlane would've simply smiled and went back to sleep, but for whatever reason, he'd completely exhausted his supply of melitonin.

"Brock honey, please wake up." Said Thunderlane as he lightly poked the thick pectoral muscles of Brock Lesnar. He waited for a few seconds, but the beast didn't stir, so Thunderlane was forced to use his secret weapon.

Unfurling his wings as best he could, Thunderlane brought the flights appendages(better known as wings or "flappy flaps" if you're Scandinavian) up to Brock Lesnar's nose, rubbing the feathers along his nostrils very lightly.

Brock Lesnar shifted a bit, then sneezed