This is not Scientifically Possible!
*RIIIIIIIIIIIIIING*
Yes school is over for summer vacation! But I had something in my mind that I was going to let out.
"Hi guys." I said to my friends.
"Hey Jacob." Jessie said, kissing me on the cheek.
"Hey bro!" Desmen said, hitting me on the shoulder.
"What's up bro!" Bobby said.
Desmen then gave Bobby a glare. "Don't ever call him bro! He's my bro!"
We all just stared at him. Like he was crazy or something. "Calm down Desmen, he didn't mean anything, okay?
"Okay fine but if he calls you bro one more time I swear!" He manage to yell out.
I just sighed and finally got to say what I wanted to say. "Okay guys, I've been wanting to say this for the longest. I'm a Brony." I said.
"You're a Brony so am I!" Bobby said to me, giving me a brohoof.
"Don't forget about the Pegasisters!" Jessie said laughing for no reason.
Desmen just sat there with a 'WTF are you talking about?' face.
"Desmen if you don't know what a Brony is, it's a teenage male or female who watches a show called My Little Pony."
I said, facepalming myself.
Desmen's Point Of View
My bro watches a show made for little girls!
Come on Jacob! COME ON!
Jacob's Point Of View.
"Hey Jacob, I'm having a party at my place wanna come?" Desmen said with a smile on his face.
"Okay. Wait.. do you have The Hub because a new episode is today!" I said becoming excited
Desmen gritted his teeth "Yes I have The Hub."
"AWESOME! Jessie, Bobby are you com-"
Desmen covered my mouth like I was a 5 year old cursing and he was my mother.
"NO! I mean, you can't come because it's a um- bros reunion!" Desmen said, pulling a bad poker face.
Suspicious much.
I just shrugged. "Sorry guys. You can't come."
They both just sighed. "Well I guess we can just look it up on Youtube."
As they both walk away Desmen signaled me to follow.
"Desmen what wrong with you? I mean- Jessie and Bobby was our friends!
"Well as they say, if you love something let it go. And I let them go."
At Desmen house, Night
I found Desmen in his kitchen sharpening his knives in a creepy fashion, with a creepy look on his face.
"Uhh Desmen, should I be here?" "Yes stay, it will be fun."
Why does this remind me of something.
55 Minutes Later
I can't believe he said that he had The Hub but he didn't have cable!
"Well I should sleep. I can't find Desmen for some reason."
Oh god can't stop having nightmares. Desmen is starting to creep me out.
"Must not go to sleeeeeeeep......." *Snore*
9 Hours Later
"Wha.. Huh?" I had a pain in my neck...." I said as I opened my eyes to a world that seem somewhat familiar, my mouth so wide a fly almost flew in it.
"Where the hell am I? I mean- I know- It's just- It looks familiar!" "It's just a dream. I mean, this is not scientifically possible!"
"Hmmm, AH HA! To see if this is a dream if have to pinch my self!" I then pulled up my hoof and stared at it. "Or just punch my self in the stomach!"
Fail
When I tried to punched my self in the stomach, I forgot I was a pony and punched me in the head.
"What's this I don't even..." My vision was blurred for about 20 seconds. Yeah I'm going to have a bump in the morning.
"So this is My Little Pony I guess I should just deal with it."
Ponyville, Day
I was strutting that flank then ponies around me were amazed. I was confused until a little filly said that I had a awesome cutiemark.
I then saw a striped pony in a crowd of ponies. Of coarse he was noticeable.
"Freak!" One stallion yelled.
"Ugly!" Another stallion yelled.
" Monster!" A mare yelled out.
I thought these ponies loved and tolerated!
Then a filly walks up toward the stallion and asked him a question but I couldn't hear her.
I then saw the mother just swooped her up and yelled at her.
After the crowd died I then trotted toward the bitch.
"Hey why would you just sit there and make fun of him!" I yelled at her.
"Well, he's not a normal pony!" She said.
"He's not a normal pony! Well does it matter?!" I said mockingly.
"Hun, I'm starting to think you are a 'Special' one. I have a school to teach you stallions that there IS difference between Normal ponies and.. whatever he is! Oh and classes are 10 bits a day." She said with a snicker.
She then began to walk away.
"Yeah walk away you bitch! I don't need your fucking classes!"
I know I will regret those words.
Maybe a good trot will help clear my mind.
I then trotted around Ponyville.
I then stopped at a puddle to see what I look like.
"Hmm, I might get used to being a pony.
Now to find that pony!
Rainbow Dash, just my luck!
"Rainbow Da- I mean, down here!"
"Yes?"
"Have seen a stripped pony anywhere? His stripes are red and his coat is blue." I tried to describe his color.
"Yes, he is in Twilight's library." Rainbow Dash said.
I put on a awkward smile. "And where is the library?"
Rainbow Dash facehoofed and flew away.
"What? Was it something I said!"
ONE HOUR LATER
Finally made it before sundown!
Now to meet this pony!
50 Minutes of looking
WHERE IS HE AT!
I heard hoofsteps on the stairs.
"Hi..... Wait aren't you're the pony who was getting shunned? I questioned him.
"Yes. Why you ask?" He said giving me a glare.
"I just wanted to meet you. My name is Sunlight" I said putting my hoof out.
"Mine's Girokon, but you may call me Giro." He said, shaking my hoof. "Well it was nice meeting you. I have to read Flying and you right now so bye." He called out.
"Well bye." I managed to say before the door slammed on my face.
*Slam*
I finally made a buddy!
Maybe I should borrow one of Twilight's books.
"Twilight! Can I borrow a book?" I said. "How do you know my name?" Twilight said, cocking her head. "Giro told me?"
"Okay what kind of book?" She asked me "One that teach me how to fly!" I said "But you're a pegasaus! You should already know how to fly!" She said giving me a confused look.
Dang said it wrong.
"I meant that I wanted to refresh my memory on fly because I forgotten on how to fly." I lied.
"Okay." Twilight handed me a 'For Dummies' book.
'Flying For Dummies'
"Thanks Twi.
"No Problem. Bring it back when you're finished!"
"Will do!" I said while reading the first chapter.
Chapter 1
First spread your wings at a wing spand of 1 feet...
