Welcome to My Little Pony Action Hero Theatre!

All of your favorite ponies playing all of your favorite action heroes!

Rainbow Dash is playing Liam Neeson's role in Taken!
Twilight Sparkle is playing Keanu Reeves in Speed!
Scootaloo is playing 'The Chief'!
Who will be next?

One thing's for sure; we have a budget for explosives, and we're going to use every last dime!

Warning: While this story is rated Teen, I would not recommend the actual movie Taken to anybody. Also, some ponies are slightly more bloodthirsty here than in canon.