My friends suck. They force-fed me my little sisters stuffed animals butt hair. Sucks right? But no that's where it just begins, because now my freakin butt is growing hair and I'm having strange dreams of a place with a cheesy name. Did they drug me?

I swear to god if I start talking like a freakin girl or my leg hair starts turning blue I'm going to choke all of them and throw a party over there graves

Special thanks to PlumBuckeredOut for edits on 1st chapter (If anything isn't fixed its my fault not hers)

Some sexual terms. Lots of people being A** holes.