Flash in the Panby My little Homo SapienChaptersDangerous Dinner DateTwo and a half womenTwyla's Unexpected DateStanger DangerDangerous Dinner DateTwyla was disappointed when she saw what Fabian had planned for her. "A pizza place? I wanted Vietnamese." She complained. Fabian responded with, "Comon' bae, have a salad." "Uuuh, I want a slice of pizza." "But your feminine body- ''How rude!" Fabian Sedy went and beat up Twyla. He punched her, kicked her and raped her. she was knocked out completely. A few hours later, after Fabian left, Jackie Applebee found Twyla. "I heard you got raped." She spoke as she touched Twyla's chest "Good thing you're still alive." She continued as she put Twyla in the seat of her family pickup truck. Jackie Applebee was emotionally scarred to see Twyla so beaten up. She had bruises all over her and she had a black eye. She also had a tooth knocked out. Jackie put in a 80's metal album. This caused Twyla to wake up. "Smells like apples and manure. Must be the Applebee family pickup truck." Twyla noticed as she sat up. She was right next to Jackie. "Listen, I got a text from Reina that you got raped by Fabian Sedy." She explained as she drove. "Time we gave you a pregnancy test, eh Twyla?" Twyla nodded. She wanted to raise the baby to be kind and thoughtful. "Looks like that tooth was one of them wisdom teeth." Annie Smith-Applebee said as she checked the inside of Twyla's mouth. As soon as the examination was done, Twyla peed on the pregnancy test. "Oh, no, it's positive!" Twyla screamed as she dropped the wand. Jackie overheard, and she wanted to do something. So she summoned her courage and asked: "Grandma, ya don't need that wedding ring anymore, do ya?" Her grandmother thought for a moment. "Are you gonna propose to Twyla?" she asked. "Eeyup." Jackie answered. She then went over to bed, where Twyla was crying. "I always had them lovey-dovey feelings for ya." Jackie admitted as she hugged Twyla. "You do?" Twyla asked gingerly. "Yep, and I think we should get hitched." Jackie explained as she pulled out a ring. "Yes, so we can raise the baby." Twyla responded. "I knew my gay sister would marry Twyla!" April-June cried as she leapt into the room. Two and a half women10 years later, Wendy Applebee-Sparks, The daughter of Twyla and Jackie, had encountered her true father. Ever since that accident that Fabian Sedy made, he had become a rapist. Just when he was about to unbutton Wendy's overalls, jackie came with a gun. "Rape her and you'll get shot." She said. Just as Fabian was about to pull Wendy's hair, Jackie pulled the trigger. "Your safe now." She assured her daughter. "What happened?" Twyla asked. "Remember Fabian Sedy? well, he got served." Jackie triumphantly declared. "How about we go out for ice cream?" Twyla suggested. Twyla's Unexpected DateTwyla Sparks was a nerd. Not a video game nerd, not a comic book nerd but a literary nerd. She used her smarts to invent things, too. Like a device that enabled you to read in the shower. A device that let you customize any animal. She however could not customize the male that she was raped by. His name was Fabian Sedy. It all started when Twyla Sparks was in the mall with Varity Hīrā, a Fashionista with a generous heart. They were shopping for clothes. "Ooooh, this skort looks so practical." Twyla grinned. "Twyla, you know you should have a gentleman in your life." She said as she was looking at pins for her Hijab. "How about Fabian Sedy?" Twyla gasped. "Fabian Sedy? But doesn't he prefer supermodels with big breasts and no personality?" "He might, but he'll think you are wonderful." Varity replied. "But he raped Summer Shimaku." Twyla protested. "Here's his number." Varity responded. "thanks." Twyla replied, gritting her teeth in agony. Before the date, Varity dressed up Twyla. "These shorts will make you look perky." Varity complimented as Twyla sighed with disapproval. "I'm not in the mood." "Well, maybe a red lip will make you sultry." "No, I prefer a deep purple." "How about a pair of doorknockers." "How about no." "Hmm, maybe some stockings, but I'll wear them with a skort." "Okay, Darling." Stanger DangerFabian Sedy wasn't exactly the sweetest guy. He was known for raping females. He made them unconscious with a mixture of absinthe and Four Loko. He didn't want his victims to be too smart. Which is why he hoped Twyla was sexy. When he arrived at Twyla's place, he was impressed. "Nice legs, sexy." He smirked as Twyla face palmed in disapproval. "Mmm, I just want to kiss those thick, black lips." He blabbered on. Twyla never really liked men. She was queer, but she began to see why being a lesbian might be better than being straight. In fact, she thought about seeing Jackie Applebee, the football team captain. Jackie Applebee was no stranger to Twyla. She knew her ever since they first met. While Twyla was in the car, she thought about the time she had eaten five-alarm chili on her first encounter with the Applebees. It was a nice summer day, perfect for a picnic. That was exactly what the Applebee Family Reunion was. Jackie grilled the meat, her grandmother made (apple) Pie and coleslaw, April-June doled out the apple juice and apple cider, and Mack made chili. That year, he decided to go all out. He put in Habeñero peppers, tabasco, siracha, Chili paste, and curry power. "Hmm, is that there chili spicy?" Jackie asked. "Eeyup." Mack replied. "Ya do realize that some people don't like spice, right?" "Eeyup." At that moment, Twyla walked in. "Howdy, friend. Sorry if the chili my brother made is too spicy for ya." Twyla smirked. "It can't be that spicy." She replied. Just then, Twyla tried the chili. Just one spoonful made her throw up. "Had to be honest with ya." Jackie complained.
Dangerous Dinner DateTwyla was disappointed when she saw what Fabian had planned for her. "A pizza place? I wanted Vietnamese." She complained. Fabian responded with, "Comon' bae, have a salad." "Uuuh, I want a slice of pizza." "But your feminine body- ''How rude!" Fabian Sedy went and beat up Twyla. He punched her, kicked her and raped her. she was knocked out completely. A few hours later, after Fabian left, Jackie Applebee found Twyla. "I heard you got raped." She spoke as she touched Twyla's chest "Good thing you're still alive." She continued as she put Twyla in the seat of her family pickup truck. Jackie Applebee was emotionally scarred to see Twyla so beaten up. She had bruises all over her and she had a black eye. She also had a tooth knocked out. Jackie put in a 80's metal album. This caused Twyla to wake up. "Smells like apples and manure. Must be the Applebee family pickup truck." Twyla noticed as she sat up. She was right next to Jackie. "Listen, I got a text from Reina that you got raped by Fabian Sedy." She explained as she drove. "Time we gave you a pregnancy test, eh Twyla?" Twyla nodded. She wanted to raise the baby to be kind and thoughtful. "Looks like that tooth was one of them wisdom teeth." Annie Smith-Applebee said as she checked the inside of Twyla's mouth. As soon as the examination was done, Twyla peed on the pregnancy test. "Oh, no, it's positive!" Twyla screamed as she dropped the wand. Jackie overheard, and she wanted to do something. So she summoned her courage and asked: "Grandma, ya don't need that wedding ring anymore, do ya?" Her grandmother thought for a moment. "Are you gonna propose to Twyla?" she asked. "Eeyup." Jackie answered. She then went over to bed, where Twyla was crying. "I always had them lovey-dovey feelings for ya." Jackie admitted as she hugged Twyla. "You do?" Twyla asked gingerly. "Yep, and I think we should get hitched." Jackie explained as she pulled out a ring. "Yes, so we can raise the baby." Twyla responded. "I knew my gay sister would marry Twyla!" April-June cried as she leapt into the room.
Two and a half women10 years later, Wendy Applebee-Sparks, The daughter of Twyla and Jackie, had encountered her true father. Ever since that accident that Fabian Sedy made, he had become a rapist. Just when he was about to unbutton Wendy's overalls, jackie came with a gun. "Rape her and you'll get shot." She said. Just as Fabian was about to pull Wendy's hair, Jackie pulled the trigger. "Your safe now." She assured her daughter. "What happened?" Twyla asked. "Remember Fabian Sedy? well, he got served." Jackie triumphantly declared. "How about we go out for ice cream?" Twyla suggested.
Twyla's Unexpected DateTwyla Sparks was a nerd. Not a video game nerd, not a comic book nerd but a literary nerd. She used her smarts to invent things, too. Like a device that enabled you to read in the shower. A device that let you customize any animal. She however could not customize the male that she was raped by. His name was Fabian Sedy. It all started when Twyla Sparks was in the mall with Varity Hīrā, a Fashionista with a generous heart. They were shopping for clothes. "Ooooh, this skort looks so practical." Twyla grinned. "Twyla, you know you should have a gentleman in your life." She said as she was looking at pins for her Hijab. "How about Fabian Sedy?" Twyla gasped. "Fabian Sedy? But doesn't he prefer supermodels with big breasts and no personality?" "He might, but he'll think you are wonderful." Varity replied. "But he raped Summer Shimaku." Twyla protested. "Here's his number." Varity responded. "thanks." Twyla replied, gritting her teeth in agony. Before the date, Varity dressed up Twyla. "These shorts will make you look perky." Varity complimented as Twyla sighed with disapproval. "I'm not in the mood." "Well, maybe a red lip will make you sultry." "No, I prefer a deep purple." "How about a pair of doorknockers." "How about no." "Hmm, maybe some stockings, but I'll wear them with a skort." "Okay, Darling."
Stanger DangerFabian Sedy wasn't exactly the sweetest guy. He was known for raping females. He made them unconscious with a mixture of absinthe and Four Loko. He didn't want his victims to be too smart. Which is why he hoped Twyla was sexy. When he arrived at Twyla's place, he was impressed. "Nice legs, sexy." He smirked as Twyla face palmed in disapproval. "Mmm, I just want to kiss those thick, black lips." He blabbered on. Twyla never really liked men. She was queer, but she began to see why being a lesbian might be better than being straight. In fact, she thought about seeing Jackie Applebee, the football team captain. Jackie Applebee was no stranger to Twyla. She knew her ever since they first met. While Twyla was in the car, she thought about the time she had eaten five-alarm chili on her first encounter with the Applebees. It was a nice summer day, perfect for a picnic. That was exactly what the Applebee Family Reunion was. Jackie grilled the meat, her grandmother made (apple) Pie and coleslaw, April-June doled out the apple juice and apple cider, and Mack made chili. That year, he decided to go all out. He put in Habeñero peppers, tabasco, siracha, Chili paste, and curry power. "Hmm, is that there chili spicy?" Jackie asked. "Eeyup." Mack replied. "Ya do realize that some people don't like spice, right?" "Eeyup." At that moment, Twyla walked in. "Howdy, friend. Sorry if the chili my brother made is too spicy for ya." Twyla smirked. "It can't be that spicy." She replied. Just then, Twyla tried the chili. Just one spoonful made her throw up. "Had to be honest with ya." Jackie complained.
