Flash in the Pan

Fabian Sedy wasn't exactly the sweetest guy. He was known for raping females. He made them unconscious with a mixture of absinthe and Four Loko. He didn't want his victims to be too smart. Which is why he hoped Twyla was sexy. When he arrived at Twyla's place, he was impressed. "Nice legs, sexy." He smirked as Twyla face palmed in disapproval. "Mmm, I just want to kiss those thick, black lips." He blabbered on. Twyla never really liked men. She was queer, but she began to see why being a lesbian might be better than being straight. In fact, she thought about seeing Jackie Applebee, the football team captain. Jackie Applebee was no stranger to Twyla. She knew her ever since they first met.

While Twyla was in the car, she thought about the time she had eaten five-alarm chili on her first encounter with the Applebees. It was a nice summer day, perfect for a picnic. That was exactly what the Applebee Family Reunion was. Jackie grilled the meat, her grandmother made (apple) Pie and coleslaw, April-June doled out the apple juice and apple cider, and Mack made chili. That year, he decided to go all out. He put in Habeñero peppers, tabasco, siracha, Chili paste, and curry power. "Hmm, is that there chili spicy?" Jackie asked.

"Eeyup." Mack replied.

"Ya do realize that some people don't like spice, right?"

"Eeyup."

At that moment, Twyla walked in. "Howdy, friend. Sorry if the chili my brother made is too spicy for ya." Twyla smirked.

"It can't be that spicy." She replied.

Just then, Twyla tried the chili. Just one spoonful made her throw up. "Had to be honest with ya." Jackie complained.