bathtubs can never be trusted

by 85476376

one bad day

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  "TIA, ITS TIME TO GET UP!" Chanted Luna as she gleefully danced around her sister's bed. Celestia groaned in annoyance.

  "LUNA!? what did I tell you?" Celestia placed her hoof on her head to block out the pounding of pain.

Luna stopped jumping.

"Umm... only wake you up loudly if its a emergency?" Luna grinned as she rubbed the back of her head with her hoof.

"So is there a fire?"

"Well no... not really. I'm pretty sure." Luna smiled.

"Ok, are you Injured in any sort of way?"

"Well I have a paper cut on my hoof." Luna smiled as she showed her annoyed sister her outstretched hoof, with a small plaster stuck to the corner.

"....Really?" Celestia bluntly asked.

"Oh but first you must raise the sun. Meet me on the porch and don't forget to bring your big butt!" Luna teased before walking out of the room, headed for the porch.

  "Ugh I swear I'm gonna tell her to beg for mercy if she says that I have a big butt one more time... its not that big, is it?" Celestia ask mused before turning around to look at her flank. She shrugged and moved to stretch across her towering bed encrusted with gold and the finest of gems, and stretched fully, hearing satisfying pops in her joints. She slowly walked off, feeling satisfied with herself.

Celestia walked over to the small cage near it. "Philomena just as beautiful as ever," Philomena cooed with enjoyment. "Lucky lucky me, lets hope today goes good."

  "Tia come on, thou does not have all night for thy laziness!" Luna's muffled voice floated down into her ears. Celestia sighed.

  "I'm coming, just tidying up. Unlike some-pony does I prefer to live in something organised." She shouted back at Luna, walking up the flight of marble stairs at the same time.

  "We are a very organized mare and you should know that Tia. For thou information we clean our room every night, putting everything in its spot."

  "Well that would make sense if these so-called "spots" were scattered across the floor." Celestia retorted, her sister coming into view.

  "Hey!"

  "Well I'm sorry, but thats just what it looks like." Celestia grinned to herself, knowing that she has won this argument.

  "You don't have to be mean about it." Luna grumbled.

  Celestia let out a merry laugh. "Ok, Ok... I'm gonna stop. Lets just do this."

Celestia got herself ready as her horn glowed with energy from the sun. A small field of blue magic surrounded Luna as she did the same, and Celestia's magic took hold as a yellow aura appeared around her. Both alicorn's magic began to work

The moon began lowering along with the stars, sulkily moving along down past the horizon. There a bit of light shone past the peak of the mountains, and soon rose fully to the sky. Luna's spark of magic began to break apart as the moon and stars were no longer in sight and sunlight flooded the land ever so slowly, Celestia's magic began to die down too.

"Just check a clock." Luna burst out giggling like a school filly as she begin to back away, out of Celestia's reach.

  Celestia looked at Luna. "What do you mean Lulu?"

  "What do you think we mean? I said look at a clock." Luna choked out, drowned in her laughter. Celestia's eyes widened as realization begin to dawn her

  "Oh no Luna... What have you done this time?!"

Celestia took of galloping to her room, peeking at her clock:

2:13 AM

  "LUNA you have gone TOO FAR this time! Get yourself in here NOW!"

  "Ha ha ha ha! If you can catch me Tia!" Luna then proceeded to teleport away to some other part of the castle, vanishing with a small pop.

  "Oh Luna not today please not today, of course today. The day of important relations with the governor of the gryphon homeland. Of course, why not?" Celestia grumbled as she galloped through the halls using her magic to scan for Luna. She needed to find her and have her fix this now.

"Luna you are in so much trouble when you get back from wherever your hiding! Ugh, I'm going to have to make up some excuse for Luna not being at the treaty sealing with the governor. Maybe he will get the fact that Luna still learning what pranks are or he will think were a bunch of imbeciles." Celestia nodded it off, hoping for the best today.

  "Uhh... princess are you okay?" asked a guard standing right next to her. She jumper, startled.

  "Yes, I'm fine." The solar princess leaned in. "You didn't happen to hear that whole thing did you?"

  "Every word my princess." The guard nodded.

  "Not a word to the governor please and if he asks tell him its a... um... pony holiday were we raise the suns four hours earlier for crops."

  "Yes my princess, I will make sure all guards on patrol during his arrival know this." The said guard bowed deeply.

  "Thank you, kind sir. What is your name?"

  "My name it's Iron Shield, your highness." The guard smiled, but the smile seemed forced.

  "Are you ok Iron? You seem anxious." The princess frowned as Iron Shield sighed.

  "Well princess... just some private matters I've been dealing with... you know, wife getting mad at you for not remembering the groceries and then turning it into a big matter-" He was cut off by Princess Celesia.

  "Then you have the day off. Deal with your wife today and comeback tomorrow refreshed."

  "YES princess thank Luna's fla- I mean thank you." The guard smiled between clenched teeth, knowing that he almost... almost, mind you... swore in front of the princess.

Feeling satisfied she begin to walk towards the great hall. It was time to get ready for the negotiations with the governor. She didn't have much time, so hopefully Luna would just keep away from this one and let her handle it. Theres still a chance this could go good right?

RIGHT?

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