Cadance the Meanie-Mane Destroys Maretropolis
It was a beautiful, peaceful day in the city of Manehattan. Ponies of all varieties flitted from place to place, as ponies are wont to do. Above them, towering pillars of glass and steel rose, their shadows darkening the city streets. But there was one shadow that didn't belong there. That shadow belonged to the evil Cadance the Meanie-Mane!
"Grrrrrr, why are ponies having fun here? No merriment or joviality is allowed! Stop playing! Do your chores! Eat your icky broccoli! Don't go outside and play! Early bed times for all! The boringness shall last forever!"
Well, I am. But first his job took him away, and now it's taking you away!
Look Twilight, just because we don't have the exact same interests, doestn't mean we are or aren't meant for each other.
