Tale of Pone

It was a quiet night out on the town for two Stallions, having already visited one bar.

“Canterlot, thought it used to be bigger?”

“I thought your hips used to be smaller?”

“Shut Up. Your just jealous of my body.” He quipped as he flicked his tail at his compatriot of drunkenness.

“Yeah, Jealous of a mare with the voice of a Stallion.” His friend replied smirking.

“Hey, you know that its the other way around.”

“A Stallion with a voice of a Mare?”

“Shut up.” Was all he could say leaving a smirk on his friends face.

“So, hows the pizza thing going?”

“Pretty good, kinda boring though, but hey free pizza.” He replied unknowingly the small smirk forming on his friends face. “Hows the repair, game thing going for you?”

“Good, Good. So much stuff gets broken in Ponyville, pretty easy way of money.”

“How’s the wife and kid?”

“Amazing, Sky is already faster flyer than me and is picking up some spells as well.”

“And your wife?”

“She is probably better than ever, She seems so much more energetic and carefree now, I have no idea why. I also think she taking a page out of your book, to try to make herself look more feminine.”

“What's that suppose to mean?” He called back his friend now a little bit ahead of him now.

“Pizza.”

“What?”

“Exactly.” He replied teleporting back. “Now, let's go.”

They continued like this for a while, going bar to bar and even some restaurants along the way. Having to switch to a different place due to the strict drink limit in Canterlot. It was at least a good two or three more bars before the effects started to show on Bobby, an extra four or five to have an effect on Gamepad.

Slowly and unsteadily walking through the streets of Cantemore, the two drunken ponies managed to get themselves onto a train back home to Ponyville. Good thing it was empty or somepony would probably have said something about Gamepad changing between Unicorn and Pegasus. Groggily getting off the train they managed to make themselves to Bobby's house.

“Where, Where`s the k-keys?” Bobby slowly worded out in his drunken state.

“D-Dunno.” Gamepad replied slowly, being more of a lazy drunk than his. Watching Bobby look around in his coat pockets for his keys, with little luck. Who was now looking for a new way, finding one in a slightly open window.

“Game, over here.” He said pointing to a spot under the window, to which Gamepad wordlessly made his way over to window and stood there. With a way to now reach the window, Bobby jumped up onto Gamepad`s back after a few failed attempts and managed to open the window a bit more, just enough to get both his forelegs in the window to pull himself up, leaving Gamepad to slowly slump down against the wall into a drunken sleep, clearly not going to be much help.

Slowly pulling himself in, he managed to get most the way in before get blocked by something. Looking behind he noticed it was his feminine body, notably his hips blocking him from getting into his house. Trying to shift around to allow him to get in, all he managed to do was to managed to make the window fall down on top of him, pinning him against all four sides, he slowly noticed the futility of his efforts and drifted off into an uncomfortable sleep, staring at the lone pizza dress laying on the table in the kitchen.

Wedged in a window with his flank hanging out and his head resting on the side of a lamp, with his unconscious friend under him outside, being little to no use.

In the morning three expletives where heard from outside. “Celestia, damn it", “Luna, damn it” and “son of a horse.” All in reaction to a single Alicorn waking up with a hangover looking at the sun, moving too fast and getting kicked in the head by his sleeping friend in the window.