My New Life In Equestria

When I woke up I noticed that I was in a hospital room. I sat up and looked around the room and saw the same seven horses from before all sitting around looking at me as if I was the most interesting thing in the world. Then the tall white one looked over towards my direction. So, it wasn't a dream. Great I'm stuck in a world full of talking ponies

"Oh, you're awake," she said gaining the attention of everyone in the room.

"I was afraid it wasn't going to wake," the yellow pegasus said.

"Hey, for your information I'm not an 'it' I'm a he and second of all who are you?," I asked.

The look on their faces were priceless. The purple unicorn looked at me with eyes widen and jaw almost to the floor.

"Y-you can talk?" she asked slightly surprised.

"Well, of course I can talk," I said in slight annoyance, "What? Did you think I was some kind of mindless animal?"

"I did," the blue pegasus said,

"Whatever, back to the question who and what are you?" I asked.

"My name is Twilight Sparkle," the purple one said.

"The name's Rainbow Dash, the fastest flier in Equestria and future Wonderbolts member," the blue one said confidently.

"Rarity, charmed I'm sure," the small white one said.

"Ah'm Applejack, but my friends call me AJ," the orange one said.

"Hi, my name's Pinkie Pie. Do you like parties, speaking of parties I should get started on your 'Welcome to Equestria' party," the pink one said as she zoomed out of the room.

"What just happened," I asked as I stared out the door with one of the most confused look on my face.

"Oh, don't mind her," Twilight said, "That's just Pinkie being Pinkie."

I looked to the yellow one behind the others. She seemed to be trying to hide behind her light pink mane.

"Oh, I'm sorry I didn't catch your name," I said.

"My name's Fluttershy," she said so low I wasn't able to hear her.

After a few attempts I finally got her name. It was then I decided to get down to business and ask the serious questions.

"Okay, so where exactly am I," I asked.

"You're in Equestria. To be more specific Ponyville Hospital, we brought you here after you fainted," Twilight explained.

I sheepishly chuckle while scratching the back of my head. "Well, it wasn't my fault horses don't really talk where I come from," I said.

"First of all we're not horses, we are ponies and second of all who are you, what are you, and where do you come from" Twilight asked to everyone's curiosity.

"Well, my name is Robert. I'm a human and I come from the planet Earth." I said.

"So you're an alien?" Rainbow Dash asked.

"I guess," I said with slight uncertainty.

After pondering my situation for a little bit the tall one in the back steps forward.

"I want to know if you might be a potential threat," she asked with an stern look in her face.

"No I'm not a threat, the last thing I need right now is enemies," I said waving my hands in front of me.

"Good, now if you excuse me, I must be returning to Canterlot," she said as she disappeared in a flash of light.

"How did she do that?" I asked pointing at the spot where she just was.

"Magic," answered Twilight.

"Yeah right, seriously how did she do that," I asked, "Is she some kind of Nightcrawler?"

"No, she's the princess of the sun and by the way what's a nightcrawler?" replied Applejack.

"What, you don't have magic where you come from?"

"No, magic doesn't exist on Earth," I said casually.

Then everyone, excluding me, gasped and looked at me in horror.

"How were your species able to survive without magic?" Rarity asked.

"How were you able to control the weather?" Rainbow Dash exclaimed.

"Easy, we made up for that stuff in technology," I said. "Can I go now or am I gonna spend the rest of my life in this room?"

"Oh yeah, that's right," Twilight said, "We should probably work out some living arrangement for you. I guess he could stay with me for the mean time."

"I'm fine wherever," I said.

Twilight nodded as I got out of bed. I stood up and stretched until I heard a few pops and sighed in relief. As I was walked out the hospital it seemed as if everything in the world stopped as I found all eyes on me.

"What's up," I said as I waved to the crowd of ponies with a smile on my face, trying to not to freak them out which is hard considering I stand three feet taller than them.

"It's a monster," I heard one of them say, "Everypony run for your lives!"

Just as soon as that was said all the ponies in the area ran away, leaving me to question what just happened.

"So much for being welcomed with open arms," I deadpanned.

"Oh, don't worry about sugarcube," AJ said, "Ah'm sure if you give them some time they'll warm up to you eventually."

"That's a pretty big assumption," I said with a frown. "Well whatever, can we please just get going already before they come back with pitchforks and torches."

"Alright, we're not that far from my house," Twilight said.

After a few minutes of walking we finally made it to Twilight's house which surprisingly is a tree. Now, that is a disaster just waiting to happen,

When we got inside I heard scuffling from upstairs.

"Twilight is that you?" I heard a voice speak.

"Yeah Spike, and I've brought company. I want you to come down and meet him," Twilight replied.

"I'm coming," the voice, now identified as Spike came down and stopped in his tracks when he saw me. "Twilight? What is that?"

"Spike, say hello to Robert," Twilight said, "He'll be staying with us for a while."

"Hello, my name is Robert," I said as I held out my hand.

"I'm Spike. Twilight's number one assistant," Spike said taking my hand and giving it a good shake.

"Nice to meet you," I said.

"Likewise," he said.

"Well, this has been fun, but I should be heading home now," said Applejack, "It was nice meeting you Robert."

"Yeah, I should get going as well," Rainbow Dash said as she zipped out of the room leaving a rainbow trail.

"I should go see if my animals are alright," Fluttershy said.

And one by one they each left leaving me, Twilight, and Spike standing in the middle of the room.

"So," I started, "What to do now?"

Suddenly, a stack of paper landed in front of me and Twilight levitated a feather with her magic and dipped it in ink. I swear this magic stuff is going to be the one to drive me off the deep end.

"I want to know all about you and your world," she said with a smile on her face.