Chapters Swooty Bell Adventures Part 4: A Swoot Hope
Swooty Bell was defeated.
Above Horse Planet U.S.A flew thousands of "Killotron" class warships. The despicablecons have amassed a fleet large enough to destroy the entire star system. The evil Jetscream is in command, and Mr.McMeany was working with him. Twix Bar was a captive, and Swooty Bell was just barely holding onto life.
"How could this get any worse?" Asked Twilight Purple to herself.
Well let me tell ya how it can get any worse, cuz it's about to get a lot more any worse.
The Swooty Bunch (That's what Swooty and her friends call them selves now) returned to the surface of Horse Planet U.S.A. They had a big need to be taking Swooty Bell to be healthy again, but it's not easy to cure that illness known as "Hole in Throat So Big You Can See Right Through It", so they feared that Swooty was going to go the way of ol Scoots.
"NURSE BLOODHEART, GET ME MY SCALPEL AND A NECK TRANSPLANT" said Doctor Horse. The Swooty Dudes became happy at that because it sounded like he was going to be fixin her right up!
"ALSO A HORSE COFFIN" He yelled so everyone could hear him. They became a little less hopeful.
"My dear underling robots, I am here to tell you to do things that shall benefit me and no one else!" Said the dashing and good with words Jetscream and also he continued to talk "We are going to go ahead and invade Horse Planet U.S.A, and after that we will invade all of those other planets. Those planets. See those planets? We be all like taking them over" he pointed out of the window.
Mr.McMeany walked up to the big metal man after he done with speech.
"My friend, I think an invasion of Horse Planet U.S.A may be a bit premature. I need a little more time to finish my work"
Jetscream gained +1 suspicion because McMeany kept on coming up with excuses as to why he was not allowed to see the project he was working on.
"My dear McMeany, I know I gave you full control of the Combinatorwhatsit, but we can't just sit back and wait for Swooty Bell to prepare a counter attack. Are you sure you saw a spider in the science room?" Also Jetscream was really afraid of spiders.
"Oh yes 25 spiders and the big kind" McMeany was not lying. The Science room had a really bad spider problem boy that sure was convenient for McMeany.
"SP-SP-SP-SP-SPIDERS? GULP!" Jetscream did that funny running in place gag and ran away with a whistling sound.
Mr.McMeany went back to work.
Swooty Bell was slipping away. The doctors used all of the Elmer's glue they could find, but nothing seemed to help.
"Alas, we may have lost this great war between A pony, a Speed Buggy, a Penguin, A Twilight Purple, and the entire force of an intergalactic empire" Lamented Speed Buggy.
Doctor Horse walked into the waiting room that had a really cool vintage Galaga cabinet.
"I am sorry, but we can't do anything else, it's our lunch hour. Swooty is going to die"
The entire team started to cry but Twilight Purple was crying a little less because she's like that.
"This is so sad I have to go be by myself" Said Speed Buggy kind of oddly.
The ground began to shake.
Mr.McMeany approached the huge glass tube.
"My old master, how are you feeling today?" He asked
"RELEASE ME" The Mare screamed at him. Her power began to shake the entire room.
"Oh no no no, not THIS time!" McMeany pushed a red button, and the room went silent.
"WHAT..........what have you....done?" She began to feel something she had not felt for years. Weakness.
"I am in control this time. Do you see that blue horse hooked to this machine? She is the most powerful Unicram I have ever seen. She is the one who is activating your power, and with a push of a button I can filter that power right back out!" he pressed the button again. Twix Bars horn began to glow, and the other mare began to tremble as her power was taken from her.
"But.....i am your master........i am..........Mar....cop.....olypse" She fainted
Mr.McMeany smiled.
Twix Bar was in a large empty room. The voice echoed around her.
"My little crystal, we finally meet again"
Twix Bar's eyes widened in sudden realization.
"It can't be! Princess Sun destroyed you!"
"Ah yes, but I have been given new life. Back during the your war with Marcopolypse, I was suddenly awakened by something. I found myself in a large dark room, unable to escape. That's when I heard the voice, and all was made clear"
A dark cloud of smoke appeared.
"Your old friend, Princess Other, had brought my mind back, but only in the world of dreams. She had promised me the body of Princess Sun, but when they both died I was stuck in the dream scape"
The cloud took form. A large bat winged Alicorn. King Momba had returned.
"But now I find you stuck here with me. I can feel that your body is still alive, but you are unable to awaken. You are the most powerful Unicorn in Equstria, so you shall make a magnificent host!"
Twix Bar shot a blast of magic at the mad king, but it phased through him.
"You do not seem to understand. This is MY realm. With Princess Other gone, I became the dream walker. I became the dream MASTER!"
Twix Bar tried to fight, but was completely outmatched by her old teacher.
"You will NEVER get away with this. Swooty Bell will stop you" Twix Bar said with a hint of fear in her voice.
"Don't you understand what is happening? Swooty Bell was defeated by Mr.McMeany. If you and your friends couldn't even deal with HIM, what do you think you can do to the powers that are coming? McMeany is dealing with a pure chaotic force he has no true knowledge of. He will also die, and a power so fierce that not even the great Scootaloo could defeated it will soon rise"
King Momba gave her an evil grin.
"The time of CHAOS is coming, and Swooty Bell would be insignificant to it's power. The great Twix Bar could not stand against it. Even the might of Marcopolypse shall be overshadowed by it!"
Twix Bar was stunned at the words that the monster spoke.
"How can you know any of this?" Asked Twix Bar.
"I am a dream walker. I have been into the mind of McMeany. I have been in the mind of Swooty Bell. I have been in the mind of Marcopolypse herself. All of them contain a magnificent amount of power, yet they are all plagued by an unexplainable fear. I can feel it here within your mind. I feel it within myself. The end is coming"
Twix Bar again tried to flee, but she was a prisoner in her own mind.
Ok so back on earth I MEAN HORSE PLANET U.S.A something was happening.
The ground was still shaking, but oh man it STOPPED shaking, and a voice began to talk.
"I can save your friend, but someday soon you shall have a great opportunity. An opportunity to do something amazing and possibly save the entire planet. When this happens you must refuse the opportunity" Said the really familiar voice but you just can't place who it belongs to oh man it's so familiar.
"We can't trust you you are just a voice" Reasoned Spine.
"Ohoho, but what other choice do you have? The world is about to be torn apart, you've lost your most valuable asset to the enemy, and you have no plan to fix any of this."
"This is crazy! Swooty would never want us to endanger lives to save her" Said Twilight Purple.
"If she dies, the planet is doomed anyway. Make your decision now"
The room fell silent.
"Do it" Said Spine.
Roority sat on the ground and also Bashful Bernard, Apple Dapple, Fast Spectrum, and Pinker Play was also sitting on the ground.
"Boy howdy giddyup we sure don't do anything anymore do don't we?" said asked Apple Dapple.
"We used to save the planet, now all we do is nothing" said Speedy Horse.
"Maybe you should DO something about that" Said Spee.....I mean a mysterious pink alicorn.
"Who are you and why are you talking?" Asked Pinker Play.
"I am Princess Pink One, and I know of a way you can help Swooty Bell and be a hero" Said the horse.
She zapped the ground with green magic and made a map.
"This is the Diamond District. It's kind of like a crystal empire or something. Here you shall find the 'Crystalline Rock of Love'. Bring it to me and I can bestow upon you a great power"
"Meh, why not?" Said Pinker Play.
"BEEP BEEP" Said the pink alicorn for some reason.
Ok so it's like 10 PM, but the sky was suddenly lit up. A huge speaker like really big man like as big as a football field began to speak.
"Greetings Ponies of Horse Planet U.S.A. I am Jetscream.Soon my armada will attack your planet and kill you all. Swooty Bell is dead and can not help you. Also we are GIANT ROBOTS and also we have Twix Bar so you're basically screwed. Ok bye"
The mare was gasping for air, unable to even stand.
"You shall submit to ME. You shall become the tool of my VICTORY, or I shall show you what I can TRULY do to you!" The mare was terrified for only the third time in her life.
"I....i will NEVER follow you. I am THE HATRED WITHIN YOU! I AM-" She was cut off.
Inside of the tube the mare began to melt away. She was reduced back to the black oily puddle of her birth. The goopy substance bubbled a bit, and was silent. Mr.McMeany noticed that it emitted a sweet scent, but he was unable to pinpoint it exactly.
He pressed a button and she was restored.
"I hold your life in my hand. You will follow me, or I shall reduce you to a puddle and release what's left of you into the void of space"
Marcopolypse was defeated.
Swooty Bell Adventures Part 4: A Swoot Hope
Mr.McMeany walked over to his brand new workbench because dang it he has been working hard and he deserved a new workbench.
"Ah yes, it is completed!" He said to no one.
Mr.McMeany looked at his new invention and what do you think he did? Smile? If you said smile you would be right.
McMeany hot glued the device to Twix Bar.
"With this I can use the power of my dear old master to control the despicablecons!" he said OUT LOUD oh man is he crazy?
One Robot heard him but was being screwed over on overtime so decided to pretend like he didn't hear it.
McMeany was what going to have an army of millions of robuts!
"Man this is the most boring trip ever" Said Fast Spectrum.
The Pony Hair Six had traveled 200 miles and had yet to even fight a dinosaur or anything.
"If we don't find something to do soon I may just kill you all or something I don't know" Said Pinker Play for fan service
They walked a little more and came across a huge destroyed space ship.
"Meeeooooooooow, help us we can help you fight the bad guys but right now we are dying" said a foreshadowing voice from the ship.
"I don't know dudes it's time for some gnarly picnic time" Said Bashful Bernard.
They left he ship and went and ate sandwiches
Twilight Purple and Spine waited patiently as the doctors gave swooty the "Neckholebegone" tonic that the voice magic'd to the room
"Boy I wonder what happened to spee-" Said Spine as Speed Buggy sped into the room.
"What were YOU doing" Asked Twilight Purple but she was only asking because she was bored she really didn't care.
"I was uh taking a walk in the forest" He replied.
"You can't walk you are a Speed Buggy" Said a nurse who was taking a nap on the floor.
"Well uh I gotta go to the bathroom" He sped off to the bathroom.
Aboard the huge battleship Jetscream was getting angry because he wanted to blow stuff up
"McMeany get in here NOW" He demanded
"Yes Great One?" McMeany asked with a big ol fake smile
"We have been sitting here for like a chapter and a half, when do yo plan on finishing that thing you are working on that I can't see?" He was getting angrier
"Well my master, I just completed one of the final steps in the plan. Soon the robots will invade the horses and all will be well" He said while purposely avoiding the fact that he planned to betray Jetscream
"Do not test me McMeany! I will invade pretty soon oh boy you better be ready" Jetscream still really likes to talk.
McMeany returned to work.
The "Control the Robots" device needed time to charge, so McMeany decided to do what he did best!
He sat down at a table and pulled out the deck of cards. He played them out in front of him. First he sat the king on the table, and after that he sat the queen, and after that the joker.
McMeany pulled a bold move and sat the "How to play" card onto the 8 of spades. He moved the Queen over to the side of the table and put down 3 aces. The aces gave him a score boost so he drew 3 cards.
After that McMeany stood up, stretched his Spider Legs, and set back down.
McMeany played the 10 of Hearts onto the Queen and flipped her and upgraded to the jack.
After that it should be apparent to any reading this that I have no idea how to play solitaire, but that is what McMeany was doing and he was a boss at it.
Apple Dapple ate an apple for lunch
The room was dark. She could see nothing. The sound was faint.
Swooty Bell was waking up.
She immediately grabbed her own neck. The last thing she remembered was being stabbed by McMeany on the space ship.
"What am I doing here and why no neck hole?" She asked but the room was empty.
Swooty Bell ran out of the room and was greeted by Twilight Purple who secretly wished that Swooty had a big neck scar but oh well, by Speed Buggy who began to be all shifty eyed, and Spine who she was no longer dating but was still friends with and Spine is totally ok with that and doesn't cry himself to sleep every night thinking about all of the great times they had and oh man he sure doesn't dream all night about telling her how he really feels and he sure didn't hate himself for letting her go.
*cough*
"What are y'all waiting for? We have a McMeany to kill!" Swooty was ready to go!
Swooty Bell Adventures Part 4: A Swoot Hope
The room had grown over the last day. Twix Bar found herself in a huge empty room. It was vast enough that you could not see one end from another. She was given no peace. King Momba was ever watching her.
"What? What do you WANT?" She asked also she was crying also Momba was smiling.
"You need to BREAK, like the candy you are named after!" He said and he thought he was being witty.
"That's a Kit-Kat bar!" She said and she was really hurt by his words.
"I don't car even a little! This body will be mine, and not in a pervy way!" He said to the audience how lewd of you!
Twix Bar leaped at him but instead of leaping she shot lasers at him.
It was useless.
"Oh no look what happens now!" He mocked and split into 2 Mombas.
"I hate Mondays" Said Twix Bar and then the screen faded to black and the theme song came on.
"Swooty Bell adventures! It's like an adventure, but with Swooty Bell! Swooty Bell Adventures! With your good friend Swooty Bell!" Said the theme song.
Jetscream was done waiting around.
"Robot who what does that transforming thing, send down 3 Recono Bots (Trademark Reconobot Industries) and have them see what's going on with those Swooty Bunch!" Ordered Jetscream.
The Recono Bots (Trademark Reconobot Industries) flew out of the ship and down to Cantloot.
"Oh boy I sure love not having that hole in my neck and also planning to kill McMeany and Jetscream" Loudly Said Swooty
"You've been saying that for 3 hours why don't we make a plan of attack?" Asked Twilight Purple
"I just love talking about KILLING JETSCREAM AND MCMEANY SO MUCH" She said again
"Oh no look it's Recono Bots (Trademark Reconobot Industries)!" Said Spine
The Bots started Recono Zapping (Trademark Reconobot Industries) the Swooty Bunch, but holy crap Speed Buggy shot a huge burst of green energy and destroyed all 3 but not before they sent back a transmission to Jetscream.
"How did you do that and also it was awesome" Asked Swooty
"Oh you know, Just Speed Buggy!" He answered and they all laughed but Spine was a little suspicious.
Roority was the first to notice the Diamond District because she sure loves shiny things.
"Now all we's gotta do is find that what what Crystalline Rock of Love" Said Bashful Bernard.
They began searching the city, but all they could find was Pony bones and battle damage.
"Oh man it looks like some kind of epic battle took place here, I bet it happened in a side story or something apple apple I love apples" said Fast Spectrum.
They kept looking but oh man they noticed the big palace and decided to check that.
Marcopolypse sat in her glass prison and watched McMeany work.
"My....... *Sigh* my Master, do you realise the POWER you are wasting right now? If you release me I can lead you to GLORY over the galaxy! Why would you waste such an opportunity? She asked with lying.
"Now now my dear, you more than anyone know that I can not be outsmarted. You chose me for my intellect, and now you think I am dumb enough to let the most powerful being I have ever encountered run free?" He was a really smart guy.
"But I can offer so much MORE than this army of robots! Why would you waste my power?" She asked not grasping that he was not an idiot
He didn't respond. He simply pressed a button.
She began screaming in pain.
Swooty stood before her friends and said this stuff
"Ok guys we are about to face an enemy unlike any enemy we have ever are about to face! Mr.Mcmeany and Jetscream are planning to Scootaloo ALL of us, so we gotta go stop him! I'm not sure if we can take them on alone, but I have an idea to get some help. I will be leaving for a while to find a couple old friends. Prepare for battle while I am gone. We gotta save Twix bar because come on now who ELSE is strong enough to help well maybe Speed Buggy that was insane the way you took out those Recono Bots (Trademark Reconobot Industries)!" Speeched Swooty and Speed Buggy shifted his eyes back and forth.
The other ponies who are Twilight Purples friends look around and they find the Crystalline Rock of Love in like the second room they check.
"Oh boy now we can take the rock back and take it to the forest and take it to the Princess and she can take it and she can be happy and she can make us heroes and she can throw us a party and everyone can be happy yay! Said Pinker Play.
"And after that we can knock her out and take the rock to a pawn shop!" Said Apple Dapple. They all agreed.
They walked up to the Rock.
"Hello my little Crystals. Prepare yourself to defend yourself!" Said someone. Who could it be? Is it a bad guy? Yeah it's probably a bad guy. To find out more stay tuned for the next Swooty episode of Swooty Bell Adventures! and then the ending theme played.
"Swooty and her friends are here to saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave the day! You just watched Swooty saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave the day. Unless this was an episode kinda light on Swooty so maybe she didn't saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave the day this time! But anyway sometimes Swooty saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaves the day!" Said the ending theme.
The Ending Theme got off stage and walked outside. He got into his car and drove home.
"Is dinner ready yet?" He asked his wife Theme Song.
"IS THAT ALL I AM TO YOU?" She said really mad.
"ALL I'M SAYING IS I ENDING THEMED AND NOW I'M HUNGRY!" He replied.
They argued for hours and she left him.
The Ending Theme jumped off of a bridge, and the Theme Song found out and did the same thing but at a different bridge,
OK GUYS STAY TUNED FOR MORE SWOOTY!
Swooty Bell Adventures Part 4: A Swoot Hope
Swooty Bell left the Cantloot and decided to be going on a trip to find some help for the battle that is coming.
"Oh man it's been like a YEAR I hope they're alive and not 2 piles of bones by now" Swooty said
So Swooty kept on walking and she met a Dragon.
"I am The Keeper of the Magnetic!" The Dragon said.
The Magnetic was an insanely powerful weapon that was lost during Swootys first war with King Momba.
"I need that thing!" She said to The Dragon.
"Only if you can solve my riddle! I am the meanest product on the McDonald's menu. What is my name?" Swooty was baffled.
"Oh man I have no idea! I wish I could just come up and kick you in the face and take it but I still only have 1 wing. Oh well I'll be back after I think this over!" Swooty walked away and continued her journey.
Ok so turns out she was already almost to her destination. Swooty arrived at Mt.Badguy.
She searched for like 3 hours or something I don't know and she found what she was looking for. Swooty had found the old vessel of Marcopolypse!
She went inside and oh boy no bones! But she DID find something else.
"Oh no Tom and Jerry you are hurt I better take you to the healing chamber!"
Swooty took them back to Cantloot and passed that Dragon again.
"I still don't know the answer but I'll be back!" She said
Apple Dapple looked around but not see could what the voice was coming from.
"Return the Rock, or suffer my curse!" The voice said
"What's your offer?" Demanded Roority
The wall exploded and the wall led to the throne room.
A shadow pony was sitting on the throne.
"I am The Shadow of Momba! I am here to guard the Rock of Love until my master returns! GIMME!" He split into 5 Mombas and attacked the ponies.
You'd think we would have a cool 5v5 battle here, but nah the Mombas all ganged up on Apple Dapple and started kicking and lasering her.
"AW CRABAPPLES!" She said and the audience laughed and applauded.
The others tried to sneak away with the Rock, but one of the Mombas is a TOTAL tattle tale and ratted them out!
"Now I will kill you all" Said The Shadow of Momba and wow that's kind of a dark place to leave off.
Twix Bar ran. She ran for miles and miles, but never reached a wall or vending machine or anything.
"MOMBA WHY YOU DO THIS?" She cried.
He just kept smiling but he was so far away she couldn't see him.
After what felt like days she fell down finally.
"You have no hope Twix Bar. SUBMIT"
"NEVER"
"SUBMIT"
"NUH UH"
"SUBMIT
"I DON'T WANA
"SUBMIT"
That one did it. Twix Bar was defeated.
AND WE'RE BACK
The Mombas had 1 flaw. They're literally just shadows. I have no idea how they hurt Apple Dapple so bad.
Bashful Bernard blew out the torch.
"NO MY ONLY WEAKNESS, THE ABSENCE OF THE PERFECT AMOUNT OF LIGHT!" And that was the end of that.
The ponies took the Rock of Love and headed on back to Horsetown U.S.A.
"THAT'S IT I'M DONE WITH THIS CRAP" Screamed Jetscream suddenly making a Robot drop his Coffee and burn himself. he would later sue the entire despicablecon race. The court threw the case out stating "What are we even doing here you are a robot".
Jetscream stood up and walked into another room. This room was the Science Room.
"MCMEANY WHEN IS YOUR WEAPON GOING TO BE DONE?" He demanded.
He was stunned to see no weapon but instead a really big horse.
"MCMEANY WHY HORSE AND NO WEAPON I'M REALLY MAD ABOUT THIS!"
Mr.McMeany smiled.
Swooty Bell Adventures Part 4: A Swoot Hope
Swooty Bell made it back to Cantloot after dragging Tom and Jerry for miles. "Oh man I should have driven!" She said oh boy is she kicking herself now.
"Oh, it's THOSE guys" Spine said with a hint of MAD JEALOUSY.
"Yes it is them now prepare the Bacta Tanks so we can be healing them and save the Swootyverse!" Swooty Bell was kind of conceited .
So Swooty walked into the healing chamber of Cantloot and placed them inside of the Bacta Tanks.
"Oh I almost forgot to open a window for them" This would be a huge mistake come on get it together Swooty.
So yeah Swooty walked back into the War Room and began to make a plan of attack!
"Ok so I think we can all agree that to attack the ship we need to go to the ship first" She began. Everyone nodded.
"Ok so first we land on the ship, are you following me?" She asked. Everyone nodded.
"Ok so after we land on the ship now this is the tricky part ok so after we land on the ship we have to find Mr.McMeany and also we have to Find Jetscream are you with me?" Everyone nodded.
"And after that we find Twix Bar. I think the best plan is for Spine and Twilight Purple to stay on the ship and we let Speed Buggy use that crazy power of his to kill the bad guys" Everyone nodded but Speed Buggy did not nod.
"I am sorry But a Speed Buggy emergency has come up I have to go" And Speed Buggy Speed buggied right out of Cantloot.
"Well Duck Pajamas" Said Swooty.
The Pony Hair 5 was what sitting in the Neverever forest with the Rock of Love.
"We've been here for minutes, what's taking that really Speedy Alicorn so long?" Said one of them I don't know.
VROOM VROOM was the sound they heard.
Princess Pink One walked out from behind a tree.
"I see you have the rock hand it over please I am a Princess" She said convincingly.
"Well ok but this better not be a trick of some kind oh boy will I be mad!" Said Cheese Sandwich.
"Please give me the powerful relic before I get mad and kill you all" She pleaded.
"I think we can trust her" Said Fast Spectrum, while also flying around like a confused bat.
They began handing her the Rock of Love.
Well we're short 1 Speed Buggy but I guess we better get into my new space ship and go to the ship!" Said Swooty Bell the hero of the story or is she?
They Jon Arbuckled up and began the countdown. But instead of a countdown they just launched into space.
"HOLY CRAP I'M PURPLE" Realized Twilight Purple.
Jetscream was so mad!
"All this time you’ve been horsing around in here (Lol get it?) and NOT making a cool laser or something? How could you do this?” Jetscream was yelling at Mr.McMeany.
McMeany did not answer. he walked right over to his new work bench and picked up a remote. He pressed the button and the device glued to Twix Bar exploded and little nanobites fueled by Twix Magic flew all over the place.
“What now this is ridiculous” Jetscream.
“These Nanobites, or rather, McMeanybites, shall take over all the robots in the armada. I will have a fleet of a ton of Robots and I will destroy things with them!" He announced.
"HOLD UP YOU CAN'T JUST DO THIS I AM THE COMMANDER" Things are really heating up now!
"Oh really?" McMeany leaped onto Jetscream and pinned him to the floor with his spider legs. "Tell me Jetscream, what do you fear most?" He asked.
"You know it's spiders!" He replied.
"Don't you see Jetscream? "I AM a spider! And this planet is MINE to destroy!" McMeany stabbed his spider leg into Jetscreams neck.
"SP....SP....SPI.....SPI" Jetscream tried to talk be failed.
"SPIDER!" McMeany yelled as he shoved another leg through Jetscreams spark.
Swooty Bell Adventures Part 4: A Swoot Hope
The army of transforming robots who don't really transform much are now under the command of Mr.McMeany.
"Isn't it wonderful? I have more power then you ever held. You held my leash for so long, and now you are nothing" McMeany was being really mean to Marcopolypse.
She didn't say a word back. She knew his power would only be temporary. She knew that he would fall, and she would rise and destroy all. She kept telling herself this. She would escape. She would regain her full power.
She would kill Mr.McMeany.
So while this was all going on a tiny little ship landed in the ship.
"Guys we have to be careful not to alert any of the robots" Swooty said and man do you remember when Swooty and her friends only cared about getting Cutie Marks? Holy crap how did she end up part of a galactic war? This whole thing is kind of silly when you think about it.
Swooty and the other 2 who are Twilight Purple and Spine walked around the ship but OOPS Twilight Purple has on tap shoes and now robots be all up in Swootys face.
"OH GREAT NOW WE HAVE TO BATTLE SCENE!" Said Swooty.
Swooty blasted some robots and they fought back and Twilight Purple did the same thing and Spine used The Sword of Nightmares to do the same thing.
"This is stupid, why don't you go ahead and run and try to find McMeany while we fight us some robots" Suggested Spine.
And so she do that thing.
Mr.McMeany figured it was time he checked up on Swooty Bell so he sent a generic brand of recon Robot this time.
"Oh boy I hope Swooty has a cold or something" McMeany said
The robot searched Cantloot but didn't see Swooty.
"Oh well maybe she's shopping or something" McMeany ordered the robot back.
"Wait a minute, is that an open window?" He ordered the robot to check it out.
The robot flies down and oh great now McMeany knows about Tom and Jerry.
"Ohhohoho, this is a surprise" Said Mr.McMeany.
The Pony friends handed over the rock to Princess Pink One.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" She cried.
"Aw crap here it comes" Said Apple Dapple
The pink Alicorn zapped them with a green laser blast and they are now in cages.
The Pink Alicorn also transformed!
"Aw come on what is this?" Asked Pinker Play who was in NO mood today.
"Thank you for finding the rock thing for me. I am Queen ChangeShape, and I feed on love apparently. With this rock me and my people can grow really really powerful and take over Horse Town U.S.A!" Said the Queen who looked kinda Buggy. And by that I mean she looks kind of like a bug.........yeah.
"I knew I should have stayed home today!" Said Roority.
"Now you shall see the full might of my army!"
Thousands of pony like bug like things speeded put of the forest.
"These are my shape changing pony like bug things! THESE ARE MY GHASTLY GHOULIES!" She began to laugh as they swarmed the ponies and carried the cages into the forest.
"Check please!" Said Bashful Bernard
"I have a bad feeling about this" Said C-3PO
McMeany set up a couple of pod things and sent them back to Horse Planet U.S.A on a recon robot.
"Oh boy what a surprise THIS will be for Swooty" Said McMeany boy was Marcopolypse annoyed that he keeps talking.
The Robot flew back to Cantloot and put the pods into the Bacta Tanks.
McMeanybites filled the tank.
"HEY STOP IT" Yelled Swooty Bell as she burst into the room. She didn't see what he was doing, but she figured it was something bad.
Swooty Bell stopped in her tracks as she noticed the dead robot of Jetscream.
And then she nearly had a heart attack when she looked over at the big glass tube with Marcopolypse in it.
"..........no" She said but it did.
"Do you see now Swooty? Not even Marcopolypse is above me anymore! I am VICTORIOUS!" He was also smiling.
Swooty was frozen. Before her was the most powerful being she ever did battle with. A monster she never had any hope of defeating. Also right now Spine is kicking a robot. Anyway Swooty was afraid of the Horse in the tube.
"And now I will take away everything you love boy I sure am MEAN" McMeany gives the strike order on Horse Planet U.S.A.
The ship shook as the invasion doors opened. The ships had a whole bunch of mean ol robots in them and they've been waiting a long time to finally invade something.
One of these robots was "Waspybee" the robot. Waspybee was really a nice robot, but he joined the bad guys to earn money for the troubled youth of Robot Planet. He worked really hard and became a commander!
Waspybee searched all over for a team of skilled but also compassionate robots. He gathered them and they all became good friends. Sometimes they had to do terrible things, but they told themselves it was for the good of the Robots!
"So do you have any plans for after the war?" Asked a robot.
"I'm heading home and marrying my sweetheart Megan Fox the Robot" Waspybee opened his locket that his best friend gave him before being killed in a fire.
Waspybee was ready for whatever the ponies would throw at him. He would lead his robots to VICTORY.
Waspybee had a spark attack on the ship and died before they made it to the planet.
Anyway thousands of Robots began to prepare for destroying Swootys home.
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The sound of shattering carapaces and the smell of molten metal overcomes the the great pony city of Horse Town U.S.A. The bug like monsters take on the great forms of dragons and otherworldly beasts in a brutal push to halt the machine invasion from the stars.
Taking the forms of tanks and flying weapons unseen on this planet, The Despicablecons torch the earth with fire and oil.
The clash was like the erupting of a long dormant volcano. Ponies vaporized by the unholy mixture of mighty magical blasts and interstellar weapons of destruction.
"Topple the tower of Rysameth!" Ordered Queen Changeshape. The tower collapsed, and it's contents spilled onto the seemingly endless robotic army.
The Despicablecons crumbled under the concentrated magic crystals that fell upon them.
From above a fleet of bombers lit the armies of the Queen ablaze! They retaliated with a swarm of large dragons. They grasped the bombers and sent them flying into the still advancing Despicablecons.
Town Hall sat in ruin under the foot of DeathDozer the Terrible! This gargantuan metal behemoth crushed the Ghastly Ghoulies underfoot like insects.
"ALL SHALL FALL UNDER MY MIGHT" He proclaimed
"YOU ARE NOTHING TO MY POWER!" Replied Queen Changeshape. She transformed, taking the form of Tirek the Destroyer.
They charged at each other at full speed.
Swooty Bell and the gang sat in the ship watching the battle while also eating popcorn and somehow Twilight Purple has one of those big foam fingers.
"Oh no guys we've been watching this for hours we have to fight McMeany" Swooty dropped her popcorn and ran out of the ship with the others.
The Robots attacked them but Spine had something to prove so he jumped into the battle and took out a lot of robots. But aww that sucks Swooty Bell missed the whole thing. Keep trying little guy!
Anyway the group began creating a path of destruction through the ship and Mr.McMeany was getting tired of waiting so he played more solitaire man he was good at that game.
So they battled and stuff but Twilight Purple and Spine got caught up with some really powerful robots and Twix Bar and Swooty ran ahead, I mean ahoof, oh no ahead was right.
They enter the huge Science room.
"Swooty Bell, how many times shall you enter this laboratory, only to be outclassed in every way by me?" McMeany was kind of a hotshot.
"We end this now McMeany!" Swooty was ready for this stupid Tom and Jerry the Movie reference to finally be over and done with!
McMeany lunged at Swooty, but Swooty stepped out of the way this time. Good for her! She fought back by shooting a harpoon at him, and it broke one of his legs off!
"What really the harpoon got me?" McMeany was shocked and angry at the Swootster.
"Now Twix Bar zap his other leg" Swooty Said
Twix Bar took a moment to react
"Oh uh....me? Oh yes me Haha here I go" and she zapped another leg off.
McMeanys spider suit power core was trying to repair his spider legs, but it was no use! The combined power of Twix Bar and Swooty was too much! They zapped off 2 more legs!
"YOU IDIOTS! YOU ARE RUINING EVERYTHING!" McMeany grabbed a bomb off of his workbench and tossed it at swooty.
"Are you INSANE? You could depressurize the entire ship and kill us all" Swooty really knows about spce ships!
"YES YES WE SHALL ALL DIE IN THE VAST EMPTY VOID OF SPACE!" He tossed another bomb.
"TAKE THIS!" Spine ran into the room and threw his sword, detonating the bomb in mid air!
Swooty was looking the other way and missed it.
Twilight Purple came running into the room and shot McMeany with her AK-47
"NO! IT CAN'T END THIS WAY!" McMeany leaped into the air and into a vent and crawled away.
"We have to chase him!" Said Spine
"Yes.....but I need to take care of something first" Said Swooty and she was really serious
Swooty approached the pathetic powerless Marcopolypse.
"If I don't do this now, I know she will find a way to regain her power! She must DIE!" Swooty was JUST about to kill her with a magical blast when the room began to shake.
"STOP" Said a voice
"Oh no, not now" Said Spine what does THAT mean?
"Swooty Bell! When your life was nearly extinguished by McMeany, I came to your aid. I gave those doctors the means to heal you. I told your friends here that one day I would ask a favor. I simply wish for you to spare the life of Marcopolypse.If you do this, you shall be debt free" Hey wait a minute it's that voice from chapter 1!
Swooty hesitated
"I'm sorry"
Swooty went for the killing shot, but a clawed hand reached out from nothingness and caught the magic blast!
The ship begins to violently shake. It starts to plummet towards Horse Planet U.S.A!
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" Asked Swooty
"You have broken your promise! I really had high hopes for you Swoots, but alas you have failed spectacularly!
Just before reaching the planets atmosphere Mr.McMeany jumped into Swootys little ship and blasted off into space.
The huge ship crashed into the planet, destroying many small towns.
Swooty and the gang survived, but in awful condition.
"You have truly disappointed me. I am Discord, Spirit of Chaos, and YOU just tried to kill my Daughter" OH MAN I KNEW THAT VOICE SOUNDED FAMILIAR
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"I don't care who you are! Marcopolypse MUST die" Swooty tried to stand up but her legs are really really broken.
"My dear little Swooty, do you not grasp the situation you are in? I am CHAOS INCARNATE! I am unstoppable here. You ponies are so stupid you never even discovered the means to fight evil, relying on that Scootaloo of yours to save the day! By the way, WHY is her name Scootaloo anyway?" Asked Discord
"What do you mean? That's just her name!" Replied Swooty
"It's just, YOUR name is......you know what, never mind! This is why I love the Swootyverse so much, it's so UNPREDICTABLE!" Said Discord while also blowing bubbles from his ears.
Twilight Purple was kinda annoyed that it was really called "The Swootyverse".
"I am confused how about an exposition dump?" Suggested Swooty
"Ohohoho, right to the point I see. As i said, I am Discord, spirit of CHAOS! Thousands upon thousands of years ago I was taking stroll through the 'Universal Gallery"', and noticed something odd. Unlike most of the other universes, YOURS was absolutly filled to the BRIM with utter STUPIDITY! I had to have a look for myself!" As discord spoke he rose his hands into the air and began waving them in circular motions. Dark clouds began to form
"When I arrived, I immediately decided to pay a visit to Equestria, but something was OFF about it. For starters the planet was the shape of an oblong tube. On top of that, everyone was just a little bit....off I would say. Of course this was long before ponies dominated the planet, so I was more taken aback by the 'Zebra' as you called them. I knew that any planet that refereed to Velociraptors as 'Zebras' had to be a fun place to visit" The sky was now covered in the dark clouds
"I thought to myself that this was a PERFECT world to test out my new spell! I formed large clouds in the sky, but instead of rain, CHOCOLATE began to fall! Can you imagine that? It was AMAZING!" As he continued to blab, chocolate began to rain from the sky.
"I just KNEW that I needed to use this new ability on the more 'normal' ponies of MY world, so I left, but something unexpected happened"
Marcopolypse listened intently as the rain fell around her.
"Only a couple of years ago I felt her power! A power far greater than any in Equestria. I decided to investigate, but certain EVENTS in my own world kept me from visiting as soon as I wished. I arrived here weeks ago, only to find that she was locked away on some sort of Space Ship! I could have broken her out at any time, but I was far too intrigued by this 'Mr.McMeany' to interfere"
Marcopolypse felt her strength returning to her
"I knew that your gang of do gooders would foil his plans eventually, so I decided to make that little deal with you! I would save Swooty, but you would spare her life!"
"Wait, are you telling me that Marcopolypse is made of...." Swooty began, but Discord cut her off
"THAT'S RIGHT! When I first tested my new power, she was the result! The chocolate rain mixed with my chaotic magic and flowed into the earth. I don't know why it happened, because the mixture created the pony you know as Marcopolypse! This is why I love CHAOTIC MAGIC so much, you never know what could happen!"
Swooty was pretty shocked because what? They've been fighting a chocolate pony this entire time?
"Ohoho, you must feel just DREADFUL, having been defeated by a CANDY BAR this entire time!" Discord began to laugh
"Wait how do you know about all of this?" Asked Swooty
Discord held up his copy of "Swooty Bell Adventures and other Swooty stories"
"That explains that" Said Swooty
"I had planned on having a nice vacation here. Getting to know my daughter, having some fun with the Swooty bunch, but YOU had to ruin all of that. Now I have no choice but to punish you for your treachery!" Discord suddenly got more serious
Marcopolypse had absorbed the chocolate rain, and was at her full power!
"Swooty Bell, the time has come! I SHALL DESTROY YOU ALL!" Marcopolypse prepared to destroy the planet
"Now now my dear, don't you think that would be a bit BORING?" Discord stopped her
"Swooty Bell! The punishment for your treachery SHALL be death, but not yet. First I shall destroy everything you care for, and you shall see the TRUE power of Chaos"
Discord and Marcopolypse disappeared
"Well that happened" Said Spine
Far from earth Mr.McMeany continued to flee
"I JUST NEED TO FIND ANOTHER WORLD! SOMEPLACE TO REBUILD!" He was frantic
Suddenly the ship stopped
Mr.McMeany looked in horror at what floated in front of the ship
"MCMEANY, DID YOU THINK YOU COULD ESCAPE MY WRATH?" Asked Marcopolypse
Mr.McMeany was a smart man. Smart enough to know he couldn't talk his way out of this one.
"DIE!" Marcopolypse blasted the ship with powerful chocolate chaos magic
Mr.McMeany frowned
He was vaporized
END OF ACT 1
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COMBO BREAKER (Act 1 Notes)
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Horse Town U.S.A is gone.
"My brothers who are Robots, we have taken this town and it belongs to the robots now! Those ponies we fought were really powerful, speedy, AND buggy, but we prevailed by killing thousands of them because come on we're super robots! THIS IS THE FIRST STEP IN OUR COMPLETE OBLITERATION OF THE PONYKIND!" Said the big glowing robotic thing
"ALL HAIL THE ALLSPARKLER OF ROBOTS" Said all of the robots except that one that was sneezing. He was put to death later that day.
Queen Changeshape ordered a full retreat, but most of her Ghastly Ghoulies died under the clawed robofoot of DeathDozer the Terrible.
The Robots continued to expand, completely unaware of the arrival of Discord.
"Are you SURE about this spot? It's so cold and battle worn. Why not someplace more cozy, like Swooty Bells castle or something?" Asked a puzzled Discord
"This place is filled to the brim with 'evil power' as i once called it. During my attempt to transform this planet into Tartarus, this was my base of operations. When Scootaloo reformed the earth, this is the only spot that was not changed back. Of course now I know that this 'evil power' is nothing but chocolate, but it still greatly boosts my power just being here!" Explained Marcopolypse, who was actually speaking in a normal tone and not shaking the earth with her powerful voice of evil
"Ok ok fine, it it will stop your nagging we can stay here for now" Said Discord really condescendingly
Discord stood atop Mt.Badguy and began his work.
The mountain began to violently shake. the entire top was obliterated, and rocks began to erupt from the center. A poor little ant hill was crushed under one of the rocks. They had been just 3 days from ant retirement!
Discord crafted huge letters out of stone, and placed them onto the front of the mountain.
"MT.DISCORD" It read
Marcopolypse was not amused.
"Well it's been 12 hours but we're still here" Said Spine
The Swooty Gang is still in the wreckage of Mr.McMeanys/Jetscreams/MegaJonTrons/Chanticleer from the obscure Don Bluth animated film Rock-a-Doodle's crashed space ship.
"Oh man my legs are all kinds of broken" Said Swooty
"Yeah this is ridicules pain" Said Spine who kind of liked the pain because it reminded him that he was still alive and not just an empty shell of who he once was yeah he's at THAT stage right now.
"Well I feel fine" Said Twilight Purple man she's annoying
"How about you Twix Bar?" Asked Swooty Bell
She didn't respond
"Twix Bar oh no did you Scootaloo?" Swooty was getting worried
"TWIX BAR? TWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIX BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR" And that DUN DUN DUN music from Metal Gear solid played you know the music that plays when you die remember yeah that music.
Discord sat upon his throne of Chaos. It was just a normal throne but he wrote the word Chaos on it.
Marcopolypse sat in a cardboard box next to the throne and had a bowl of water next to her with her name on it.
"THIS IS DEMEANING IN EVERY WAY! I DEMAND A THRONE OR BATTLE CRUISER!" Demanded Marcopolypse
"Now now, no need to throw a TANTRUM. After all of this nasty business with Swooty Bell is done, daddy promises he'll get you your own chair to sit in like a big girl" Said Discord and holy crap he is absolutely serious and not making fun of her.
Marcopolypse gritted her teeth. She knew that she could level the entire mountain if she wanted to, but Discord held power that seemed to dwarf her own. She needed to wait. At least it was better than that glass tube right?
Marcopolypse did not respond to the text that she was completely unaware of, but if she HAD seen it she would have agreed.
DING DONG
Someone was knocking on the front door!
Discord walked over to the door that was at the foot of the mountain so it took him about 2 hours. He could have just teleported, but he wanted to screw with the person at the door because he's Discord.
"Who are you and why should I care?" Asked Discord
"My name is Twix Candy Bar, and I am the most powerful Unicorn in the world. I wish to fight by your side" Said..........ya know what? I'm not telling you who said it because SHE INTRODUCED HERSELF COME ON LEARN TO READ WHY DON'T YA?
Discord could feel her power and also she was beautiful from all of those Rice Krispies she eats, so he let her into his "Crazy Chaotic Castle" (TRADEMARK DISCORD 2014)
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Discord and Twix Bar stood at the "Table of Chaotic Strategy", planning the next move for "Team Discord" (Discord names everything).
"I don't know about THAT Twix Bar, I do so enjoy spreading a little chaos, but what you're talking about is-" Discord was cut off
"What I'm talking about is TRUE chaos. Imagine the total fear. Imagine the fire and destruction. Imagine causing such magnificent DEATH with your own power" Twix Bar was being really persuasive
"But to destroy an entire CITY! I never really planned to KILL anyone, I just wanted to make them utterly fear me!" Discord reasoned
"I THINK HER PLAN IS-" Marcopolypse started
"Now now my dear, the ADULTS are talking" Said Discord
Marcopolypse glared at him, knowing that her time would come. Today she got her first glimpse at her "fathers" true nature. He was weak. He was willing to SPARE those wretched ponies. She also saw the depths of his naivety. She could see right through "Twix Bars" disguise.
"Do you not realize what is going on right now? WAR is spreading, and you have the chance to not only stop it, but to take full control of EVERYTHING. You MUST give this world a taste of your true power" Twix Bar just wouldn't give up
"Fine........I'll do it, but I'm not cleaning up the mess afterword!" Discord caved! come on man you're better than that!
Only a few miles from Cantloot a large army of robots advanced at a slow but steady pace.
The Allsparkler of Robots led his terrifying hoard!
"MY ROBOTS, WE ARE CLOSING IN ON THE HOME OF SWOOTY BELL, THE MENACE THAT HAS DESTROYED 3 OF YOUR COMMANDERS IN THE PAST! TODAY WE DESTROY THIS MONSTER, AND CLAIM THE PLANET FOR THE DESPICABLECONS" He'd be a great speaker if he wasn't so ROBOTIC (BU DUM TISH).
The metal monsters advanced, killing any organic life they came into contact with.
“THE AGE OF THE DESPICABLECONS IS UPON YOU!” The Allsparkler
The Robots came across a small town.
They didn’t hesitate. They ripped the ponies from their homes, lining them up.
“I am the Allsparkler, leader of this grand army. I have 3 questions for you. Answer them correctly and you shall live”
The ponies felt a small glimmer of hope
“Will you live as slaves to the robotic armies?” Most agreed. One said he refused, and we crushed by DeathDozer
“Will you leave this planet, becoming the property of the Robots” All agreed
He smirked
“Are you made of metal?”
They all looked around, confused by the question.
The Allsparkler turned away. The ponies were all executed.
"Mama, the crops have finally come in!" Said a young little colt
"That is great news! We can have a real meal for the first time in months! After all, I'm eating for 2" Said the colts pregnant mother
The door flew open to the small shack
"HONEY! THE GRYPHONS! THEY LIKED MY INVENTION! WE HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO MOVE TO A REAL HOUSE!" Said a dashing Stallion
The mother fell the the floor and began to weep from pure joy.
Outside of the home several orphaned puppies gathered around.
The young colt ran outside.
"GUYS! WE CAN FINALLY ADOPT YOU! THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE"
Just down the road a pony ran from a building
"I'VE DONE IT! I HAVE DISCOVERED THE CURE FOR THE TROTINGHAM POX! THOUSANDS WILL BE SAVED!"
The entire town began to cheer!
"MOM, DAD, I JUST GOT ACCEPTED INTO THE 'BIG PONY APPLE SCHOOL OF THE ARTS'!"
This was the proudest day of this small towns history.
2 red beams of light pointed directly at the center of the town.
The entire town erupted into a hellish fireball. No survivors.
Tominator and TermiJerry stood on a hill outside of the city.
"MISSION COMPLETE! TOWN OBLITERATED! MOVING TO NEXT TARGET" They both said.
Swooty was finally able to stand up
"Guys, we gotta get moving! We have to stop Discord" Said Swooty.....No jokes? Nothing? ok
"But I am in unbearable pain" Said Spine ok I found the funny part lol
"If only we still had a speed buggy, we could get out of here in a flash!" Said Twilight Purple
"That Queen Changeshape! How could she deceive us for so long?" Swooty was kind of hurt
In the distance, a BEEP BEEP was heard
“Did you hear that beep?” Asked Spine
“No way, why would she do this again?” Swooty was suspicions.
The Big Pony Apple was the biggest pony city on Horse Planet U.S.A.
"GREETINGS MY LITTLE PONIES, I AM DISCORD, SPIRIT OF CHAOS, AND I AM HERE TO GIVE YOU A GLIMPSE OF MY POWER!"
The buildings began to shake. Ponies ran in blind panic, but it was not use.
Discord smiled just a little as he created a magic dome over the city.
"You shall NOT escape! Let this be a warning to SWOOTY BELL! THIS IS MY TRUE POWER!"
Discord began shrinking the dome. Slowly.
After 10 agonizing minutes, every building, and every pony, was condensed to the size of a small house.
The once great city was now a small orb of metal and blood.
Discord lifted the city, and tossed it into the air
“That should be a nice little surprise for Swooty” Said Discord
Twix Bar smiled.
VROOM VROOM
The Swooty Bunch watched in confusion as Speed Buggy came speeding to the rescue!
"QUEEN CHANGESHAPE, WHAT DO YOU WANT?" Demanded Swooty.
"GET IN! NOW! I HAVE TO GET YOU OUT OF HERE" Said The Queen.
“No way, why would we EVER trust YOU?” Asked Swooty
From above a large orb was falling toward them.
“I’LL EXPLAIN LATER! GET IN RIGHT NOW!”
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Alliance
Discord returned to his "Crazy Chaotic Castle" that was a mountain and began to celebrate his total destruction of the city of The Big Pony Apple.
"Ohohoho that was much more fun than I could have EVER imagined" Said a giddy Discord
"You see? It's just as I said. Your power is unstoppable! Together we can take over the entire planet! AND THEN THE CRYSTALLLLLLLLLLS!" Said Twix Bar
“What was that last part?” Asked Discord
“I said and then we can kill Swooty for good!” Nice save Twixy
“Oh ok” Discord wasn’t the smartest of Spirits of Chaos
Marcopolypse was getting really sick of seeing this idiot being manipulated, so she decided to speak up
“TWIX BAR, DID YOU THINK YOU COULD DECEIVE US? I KNOW YOUR TRUE-” And as she was talking Discord covered her mouth
“I think SOMEONE needs a nap” he said to her
Marcopolypse left the room, disgusted by her “father”.
“WHY ARE WE IN SPEED BUGGY THIS IS AN AWFUL IDEA!” Protested Twilight Purple
“A city almost fell on us! I think we can at least hear her out for saving us from that" Replied Swooty
"I would have welcomed being crushed by a city" said Spine and they're all pretty much ignoring him at this point
"As you all know, I am not really a Speed Buggy, but a powerful shape shifting Queen that led a vast army of Ghastly Ghoulies!" Began to explain Queen Changeshape and the world got all wavy as we went into a flashback.
I had led my army into the heart of Horse Town U.S.A, but I was surprised to find it already under attack! Well, I was NOT about to be one upped by some Robots, so we invaded the invasion. It was going pretty well for a while.....and then DeathDozer showed up. This monstrous robot crushed my army, and nearly killed me. I was able to escape, but most of my army was lost. I made it to the edge of town when I saw it. A HUGE bulky metal behemoth. He had full control of the Robots. He showed absolutely NO mercy, slaughtering ponies by the hundreds. His name was The Allsparkler of Robots, and he appears unstoppable
OK FLASHBACK OVER
"That doesn't explain why you saved us" Said Twilight Purple
"I am defeated. I live off of the power of friendship, and I am growing weaker by the minute. If we have any hope of defeating this monster, we must join forces" She explained
"But we still have to deal with Discord!" Said Swooty
"What is a Discord" Changeshape missed everything while doing battle with Robots!
"He is a big meany but not as meany as Mr.McMeany! He destroyed an entire city and wants to kill everyone" Also Swooty is still unaware that McMeany is dead
"Alright. You help me defeat the robots, and I'll help you defeat Discord" Changeshape said
"This is going to be a huge battle! I wish Twix Bar was here" Said Swooty
"SCREW THIS I'M NOT JOINING HER I'M OUT" Twilight Purple jumped out of Speed Buggy
The Swooty Wooties decided to head over to the remains of Horse Town U.S.A.
"INTRUDER ALERT" oh no a group of Robots!
Spine was taking a depressing nap, so it was up to Swooty and Queen Changeshape!
Swooty leaped from Speed Buggy, and Speed Buggy turned back into her normal form.
They both went for the same Robot. Swooty did a spinning super kick, and the Queen somersaulted and stabbed it horn first. They both landed next to each other and the robot exploded behind them and at was totally awesome.
Swooty jumped into the air and lunged at a Robot. The Queen turned into a lance and Swooty used her to stab 3 robots in a row. Man they make an awesome team!
The remaining robots all transformed into tanks. Not wanting to be outdone, the Queen turned into a much bigger tank with machine guns and everything! Swooty jumped in and they destroyed all of the tanks and it awas like watching 2 master artists creating a painting but with death!
2 robots remained
Swooty ran at one and the Queen at the other. The robots exploded at the same time, but when the smoke cleared Swooty was gone!
"SWOOTY! WHY ARE YOU NOT MAKING A COOL POSE AFTER KILLING THE ROBOT?" The Queen yelled
"I'M OK! I'VE FOUND SOMETHING AMAZING! GET SPINE AND HEAD TO THE ROBOT BATTLE GROUND! I'LL CATCH UP" Replied Swooty from a hole in the ground.
Queen Changeshape did as she asked.
Swooty had opened a huge cavern because of the robot explosion.
"I don't believe this oh man!" Swooty was really surprised.
Swooty stood before a huge metal door
"MCMEANY" Was engraved on the door.
Swooty opened the door, and she found a huge laboratory. It was old and dusty, but still intact.
She found a huge vat of nano machines and a folder called "MY MASTER PLAN". Swooty opened it.
"In the event of total destruction and only my brain survives, these Nano machines are to reconstruct my head!" Said the document. This was genius and in no way related to the fact that I forgot he was reduced to just a brain at the end of the first story.
Swooty kept looking, and she found something that could help change the course of the war!
"OH MAN I ALWAYS WANTED ONE OF THESE" Swooty said excitedly.
The target was in sight.
Tom and Jerry who are part robots had been walking for a really long time, but they had found the source of the most powerful Unicorn on the planet.
"MUST DESTROY MOST POWERFUL UNICORN BLEEP BLOOP"
They began to climb Mt.Badguy.
The forest was almost empty.
The camera zooms in on a group of rusty cages.
"we're.......still........alive" Said Apple Dapple
DUN DUN
DUN DUN
DUUUUUUUUN
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
DUN DUN
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"DISCORD! I'M DONE WITH THIS STUPID ADVENTURE! I CHALLENGE YOU TO A BATTLE OF DEATH!" Screamed Twilight Purple who was also standing in the center of the destroyed Horse Town U.S.A.
The clouds turned dark and some trees died and all of the animals ran away in terror and a puppy died as Discord appeared in front of her.
"What is this? A CHALLENGE? From you? What even are you?" Asked Discord because he was confused because Twilight Purple has pony hair and a horn but she is also half Grimace here is a picture.
"I AM DONE FIGHTING ALONG SIDE THAT STUPID SWOOTY BELL!" Twilight was ready to rumble!
"What, may I ask, has caused this rift?" Asked Discord and he's suddenly dressed like a psychiatrist
"SHE THINKS SHE BETTER THAN ME AND ALSO BECAME AN ALICORN AND I WANT TO SAVE THE DAY ALSO SHE'S BLACK!" OH SNAP NO SHE DIDN'T
Discord gasped
"So you are not only foolish enough to challenge me, but you're also a RACIST? That does it, I'm going to give you a nice big dose of chaos, and by that I mean I am going to kill you" Said Discord who was really just covering up for his own racism against the Care Bears.
Twilight zapped at him but he dodged it and then it happened 2 more times I don't know I'm not here to impress you.
So yeah they did some fighting. Discord tossed a tree at Twilight and Twilight jumped out of the way and shot at him with her harpoon gun or something man this sure is a boring battle. You'd think a battle with a Discord and a Grimace would be more fun.
beneath Horse Town U.S.A, Swooty could hear the battle happening.
"Oh man I better hurry building this thing I'm building from these blueprints I found" Swooty was really working hard here.
She turned a few nozzles and hot glued some other things and she was really making progress despite all of the noise from above.
She was nearly complete when she hit a roadblock.
"To turn on, say 'turn on' but in Mr.McMeanys voice" she read from the manual.
She looked around the lab for a while and found an old VHS and she put it into her VCR she had brought with her.
"Are you tired of paying thousands over market for used cars? If so come on down to MR.MCMEANYS USED CARS! I've get every make and model form the last 10 years! HURRY UP I NEED MONEY TO FEED MY FAMILY! Come on down to Mr.McMeanys USED CARS! Right off of highway i-270. Go down Applecheek Road and TURN ONto McMeany ave" It was a commercial for Mr.McMeanys used cars! I bet you forgot he used to be a used car salesman from New Jersey didn't you?
Swooty uploded the tape to her laptop and used Windows Movie Maker to edit it.
She walked up to the machine with her laptop and pressed play.
"TURN ON' Said McMeanys voice.
The device turned on.
Queen Changeshape and Spine arrived at the border of Cantloot.
"Oh great, it's overrun with evil robots and sadness, just like my heart" Said Spine.
"This is awful. We can't wait for Swooty. Spine, do you know anyone who can help us in this battle?" Asked The Queen.
"Nah, just an army of 20,000 rattlesnakes. Not sure how much help THEY could be" Said Spine.
The Queen looked at him in disbelief for 3 straight minutes.
"CALL THE RATTLESNAKES!" She demanded
"Ok ok, no need to get mad at me, I already hate myself enough as it is" Laying it on a bit thick aren't we Spine?
He put his mouth near the ground and screamed
"HEY RATTLESNAKES!"
The Rattlesnakes burst from the ground and immediately charged at the robots. Queen Changeshape and Spine followed.
Swooty climbed into the device she had built.
"Oh man this is great! I'll have no trouble getting out of this hole NOW!" She said
Swooty began climbing up the steep hole she had fallen into.
Swooty emerged from the hole.....with a new set of robotic spider legs.
Twilight Purple was hurt on the ground.
"If only I still had my pony friends" She said
"Pony friends? My dear, you have NO ONE!" Said Discord as he raised her into the air using Crazy Chaotic Magic
"I was wrong.......Swooty will stop you!" Twilight what are you doing we LIKED hating you!
"Swooty? She is NOTHING! I will rule this entire planet, and with my new group of allies I shall return to Equestria and dethrone those pretty pony princesses! And after that, I shall destroy the OTHER Twilight!" Discord was rambling.
Twilight Purple had no idea what he was talking about.
Swooty Bell emerged from the hole just as Discord rose Twilight 100 feet into the sky.
"NO, TWILIGHT! I KNOW YOU'RE A RACIST BUT I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO DIE" Swooty was just being nice.
Discord looked at Swooty Bell and smiled.
He let go of Twilight and disappeared.
"I'LL CATCH YOU" Said Swooty Bell but she tripped because she's not used to the spider legs.
Twilight hit the ground and made a funny Twilight Purple shaped crater.
Swooty ran to the crater.
It was full of nothing but blood, organs, and a Grimace Foot.
Twilight Purple was dead.
Swooty Bell Adventures Part 4: A Swoot Hope
Swooty Bell stood over the Grimace shaped grave of Twilight Purple
"Darn it Twilight we needed you......who.........who will cook dinner now?" Said Swooty while starting to cry.
Swooty filled in the hole with dirt and placed a purple rock on the grave.
"I have to make it to the robots before anyone else dies!" Swooty used her spider legs to go really really fast and soon was on a hill right above Cantloot Castle.
Below her thousands of Robots and rattlesnakes battled.
"Oh no Spine summoned the rattlesnakes! Oh well I'll just have to kill them all when the battle's over" Swooty charged into the battle, stabbing a robot with her metal leg.
"SWOOTY, CATCH" Yelled Changeshape as she took the form of a spear.
Swooty spun in the air and cut off 10 robot heads with the spear.
"RATTLESNAKES, TAKE OUT THE ARTILLERY ROBOTS!" Ordered Spine who was taking out his anger and pain on the Robots.
Some of the Robots formed a bigger Robot and tried to step on Swooty, but she lunged up and stabbed right through the foot and flew all the way up the leg and out of the head.
The Robots just kept attacking! Holy crap so many robots!
"SWOOTY, LOOK" Screamed Spine
Thousands of Robot war ships could be seen nearing earth.
"WE HAVE TO END THIS NOW OR THEY WILL KILL ALL PONIES!" Swooty tossed Queen Changeshape into the air and she returned back to her true form and laser blasted a robot.
"QUEEN, I'M COMING TO CRUSH YOU AND KILL YOU TO DEATH" Uh oh it's DeathDozer!
"Swooty, I have to take this" The Queen ran at DeatDozer and turned into a small Gundam!
"You think you have a chance against me WITHOUT your army?" DeathDozer was amused.
"I MAY NOT HAVE MY ARMY. BUT I HAVE..............FRIENDS!" Oh man she really said that
The Queen leaped into the air, ready to attack when oops switching over to Discord now sorry!
Discord and Twix Bar what was sitting on a cloud right above the battle. Discord was loving it and had popcorn.
"Oooohoooooo this is AMAZING! So much CHAOS, and I haven't even DONE anything yet" Said a gleeful Discord
"Yet? What are you planning?" Asked Twix Bar with a smirk
"My dear, I'm planning on seeing what power YOU hold! Why do you go down and shake things up a bit?" Kind of asked but also kind of ordered Discord
Twix Bar smiled and was teleported to the battlefield.
Swooty had just destroyed 20 robots when she saw Twix Bar.
"TWIX BAR! WE THOUGHT YOU DIED! COME ON OVER HERE AND GIVE OL SWOOTS A HUG" Swooty said with teary eyes
Twix Bar just continued to smile.
"WHAT'S WRONG TWIX?" Swooty ran over to her
Twix Bar shot a huge blast of magic at her
"Twix, what are you doing?" Swooty was shocked!
Twix Bar ran at her and did a jump kick, landing it right on Swootys face.
"GUH, WHY YOU NOT BEING FRIEND TWIX?" Swooty was getting mad.
"I'm not your 'Friend' Swooty Bell! I am am agent of Chaos now!" Said Twix Bar in a similar way to The Joker from The Dark Knight
Swooty didn't know what to do. Her best friend was attacking her.
Twix Bar continued to attack, but Swooty could tell something was wrong.
"Twix, you could have killed me a long time ago with your 'Twix Bar Beam', are you just toying with me or something?" Asked Swooty
"Twix Bar Beam?" Asked Twix Bar
Swooty knew at that moment that something was really really off.
Across the battlefield Changeshape was still a Gundam and was also fighting DeathDozer.
"You ARE much more powerful now, but still NOTHING compared to me!" DeathDozer grabbed her by the Gundam neck and began to squeeze.
"GET BACK HERE!" Yelled Twix Bar
Swooty could hear the battle taking place, and ran from Twix Bar to help Changeshape.
"GET AWAY FROM HER!" Swooty jumped at him and stabbed his eye with a spider leg.
"Aw crap, not Swooty Bell! I'm not fighting you both! I'M OUTA HERE!" He transformed into a bulldozer with booster rockets and sped away.
"Swooty, you saved my life!" Changeshape was genuinely surprised
"Save the thanks for later, we have something MUCH more powerful to deal with" Said Swooty
The area was clear of Robots. They had all gathered near the castle to fight back the rattlesnakes.
Swooty Bell, Queen Changeshape, and Twix Bar all stood in the empty battlefield.
Swooty Bell Adventures Part 4: A Swoot Hope
The Allsparkler of Robots stood in the tallest tower of Cantloot Castle
"This is IMPOSSIBLE! How did they know that we are weak against rattlesnake venom?" And oh boy do they have a lot of rattlesnakes!
The Robots kept fighting, but nothing would halt the invading rattlesnakes.
"I was hoping to do this AFTER the battle for dramatic effect, but it looks like I'm stuck!" Said The Allsparkler
He pressed a button.
The war ships flying over earth i mean horse planet all opened hatches and dropped millions of robots all over. The ships themselves turned into huge robots and began lasering the planet!
"OH NO, WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!" Said Spine.
"YEP" Yelled The Allsparkler
Swooty and Changeshape stood still, waiting for Twix Bar to do something. Good thing Swooty brought a set of Rockem Sockem Robots with her.
Swooty was the blue side, and Changeshape was the red side. Swooty got a few good hits in at the beginning, but changeshape came back with an uppercut and knocked swootys robots head off!
ROUND 2
Swooty got her revenge by getting 2 head hits in a row! oh man what a great battle! Changeshape attacked back and got another point! Swooty was really getting into this!
ROUND 3
Changeshape got another point
ROUND 4
Swooty put her entire focus into this game! She was just about to get a point when Twix Bar kicked her in the back of the head OH MAN THEY FORGOT ALL ABOUT THE WAR!
Swooty tried to fight back, but Twix Bar was too powerful. Changeshape took the form of a light saber but was still too weak to face Twix Bar!
"ALL ROBOTS! KILL ALL PONIES NOW!" Screamed The Allsparkler from his tower.
"CHANGESHAPE, GO STOP HIM! I'LL KEEP TWIX BAR BUSY!" NO SWOOTY YOU'LL DIE! OH MAN THIS IS A BAD IDEA!
"NO SWOOTY YOU'LL DIE!" Said Changeshape. See Swooty? She Agrees with me!
"NOW!" Ordered Swooty
Changeshape hesitated, but agreed.
"I've been saving this trick for Discord, but looks like I have no choice" Said Swooty.
Swooty charged up her Alicorn power and shot it into her spider legs, giving them a huge power boost.
"Lets finish this 'Twix Bar' " Said Swooty.
Queen Changeshape ran toward the castle.
"SPINE, COME ON!" She yelled as she turned into a helicopter.
Spine jumped in and they flew up to the tower.
"ALLSPARKLER, CALL OFF THE ROBOTS OR WE WILL KILL YOU NOW!" Said Spine
"YOU FOOLS! THIS WAR IS ALREADY OVER! YOUR RATTLESNAKES ARE NOTHING COMPARED TO MY ARMY" Allsparkler wasn't wrong.
"CHANGESHAPE, FIRE!" Said Spine
She launched 2 missiles and the tower exploded!
King Momba was kinda sad that HE didn't get to destroy the tower.
The Allsparkler fell to the ground below, but was unhurt.
Changeshape turned back to normal. Her and Spine prepared for battle.
Discord continued to watch from the cloud, reveling in the destruction.
Behind him Marcopolypse appeared.
"I could end this in a moment. PLEASE send me into battle! I MUST BE THE ONE TO KILL SWOOTY BELL!" She was getting really mad.
"Oh settle down! I'll make you a deal! If you're a good girl for the rest of the battle, I'll let you help me destroy the big mean Robots, ok?" Discord is just asking for a smacking right about now.
"I hope Swooty destroys you, you miserable CUR" She replied
"What was that, I couldn't hear you over all of the dying ponies" Said Discord, who was really intantly listening to the death of those poor Ponies.
"Never Mind" And she vanished.
The Allsparkler launched a bunch of small rockets at Changeshape and Spine, but Changeshape turned into a pogo stick and they bounced out of the way.
"Why are you still fighting? You can't stop the robots! The only way to stop them is TO KILL ME why did I just say that?" The Allsparkler dun goofed.
Changeshape turned into Speed Buggy, and Spine jumped in.
"SPINE, TELL ME THAT I'M YOUR BEST FRIEND AND YOU LOVE ME AND THAT I AM REALLY FUNNY AND GOOD AT ROCKEM SOCKEM ROBOTS!" Demanded Changeshape.
"WAH?" Confused Spine
"JUST DO IT!" What is she playing at?
"YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND AND I LOVE YOU AND YOU ARE REALLY FUNNY AND GOOD AT ROCKEM SOCKEM ROBOTS!" Said Spine. Boy it felt good to say those words outside of his dreams about Swooty.
Changeshape got a huge friendship power boost.
"SPEED BUGGY BEAM! She yelled as hundreds of small lasers shot from her.
The Allsparkler fell to the ground, but was still alive.
"You see? You CAN'T defeat me!" He started to laugh.
"SPINE!" Changeshape yelled as she took the form of a huge powerful sword.
Spine grabbed her, and ran at The Allsparkler.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA............." Said The Allsparkler.
Spine lifted the sword, and stabbed him through the spark.
Swooty was grappling with Twix Bar, but was still not strong enough.
"Don't you see My Little Crystal? You have no CHANCE!" She said as she struck Swooty right in the horn, cracking it.
"Did you just call me a crystal?" Asked Swooty
Twix Bar just smiled. Purple magic began to flow from her eyes.
"M......M....MOMBA!" She realized
"You finally figured it out? Well it's too late, you shall take that knowledge TO YOUR GRAVE" Twix Bar yelled as she went for the killing blow.
Just at that moment The Allsparkler exploded.
Throughout the battlefield the Robots began to explode. One ran up to Twix Bar.
"PLEASE HELP I JUST LEARNED THE VALUE OF LOVE" He pleaded just as he exploded, throwing Twix Bar 30 feet across the battlefield.
She was hurt. REALLY hurt. She retreated.
Around the planet Robots began to explode.
The sky lit up as the huge ships exploded.
the despicablecons are defeated.
Queen Changeshape and Spine watched in horror as the entire race of robots died in a hellish act of genocide.
"YAY" They both yelled and Changeshape kissed Spine on the cheek and he blushed.
They Speed Buggied over to check on Swooty.
"THE MOST POWERFUL UNICORN? DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH!" Discord's kinda peeved about the loss
"It WASN'T my fault, it was those robots and-"
"I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT! YOU'RE AS USELESS AS THAT DAUGHTER OF MINE" Discord's begin kind of a Jerkcord.
Marcopolypse heard the whole thing.
Twix Bar left Discord's party.
The Swooty Bunch stood in the remains of Cantloot Castle.
"Well, NOW what?" Asked Spine, who had a much better attitude now.
"We have to find a way to reach Discord" Said Swooty.
Suddenly the clouds turned black and everyone screamed because a huge Discord face appeared in the clouds.
"SWOOTY BELL! I AM DONE PLAYING GAMES! I INVITE YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS TO MY CRAZY CHAOTIC CASTLE INSIDE OF MT.BADGUY MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" Said Discord The Spirit of Chaos and Clouds apparently.
They piled inside of Speed Buggy and headed toward Mt.Badguy.
Swooty Bell Adventures Part 4: A Swoot Hope
The Swootys drove along the destroyed Equastraw.
"Oh man I can't believe so many ponies are dead" Said Swooty with a light chuckle
"Well I guess that happens when 10,000,000 robots explode simultaneously at nearly every point on, and above, your planet" Said Spine with a bit of sass.
"So have you guys been to this Mt.Badguy before? What should we expect?" Asked Queen Changeshape who also is completely unaware of any tension between Swooty and Spine.
"Like 12 times. You get a great view of The Battleground Of Torment if you have time to look when your not being attacked by a care bear or something" Said Swooty, acting like these are all normal things to say to someone.
They arrived at the foot of Mt.Badguy.
"So how do we get inside?" Asked Changeshape
"THROUGH THE FRONT DOOR" Said Discord voice.
A huge stone door opened, and they entered.
"Well this sure is easy" Said Swooty, not thinking even for a moment that it could be a trap.
As soon as they walked in, huge walls shot up between them.
"SPINE! CHANGESHAPE! ARE YOU OK?" Asked Swooty
"CHANGESHAPE, ARE YOU OK?" Asked Spine, completely snubbing Swooty.
Changeshape didn't answer.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" Thought Queen Changeshape as she slid down the huge slide.
She landed with a thud. Lol she could have turned into a pillow or something to soften the fall but she forgot she could do that.
She was in a big empty room.
"Aw great, YOU again?" Asked a really scary voice
DeathDozer Who Has An Eye patch Now walked into view
"Wait, you're ALONE? Are you an idiot?" He asked of the pony thing
"Why aren't you exploded like the other robots?" She asked
"?" He replied
He ran at her and punched her right in the nose. She went flying and hit a wall with a really gross snapping sound.
She was already beaten, but she just couldn't give up. She finally has FRIENDS! And Spine who she is confused about right now. Also SHE TOTALLY HAS SOME CHEESECAKE LEFT FROM THAT PARTY OH MAN SHE HAS TO SURVIVE NOW!
She got off of the floor, and turned into a Gundam.
Spine walked down the long dark and narrow hallway, alone for the first time in days.
"Oh man now I gotta think about my feelings" He said out loud
So because no one wants a whole chunk of this chapter to be about Spine's emotions, I'm going to illustrate his emotional battle using an epic battle with space ships.
Spine was flying in his new awesome fighter when he saw the enemy ships!
"Oh great, it's the DEPRESSION fleet again. I better call in Swooty for backup!" He said
Spine turned on his awesome communicator and tried to connect to Swooty, but the connection was broken!
"Oh no without Swooty I'll be overtaken by the Depression Monsters" He said
The enemy ships surrounded him.
"SPINE! GIVE UP YOU ARE NOTHING WITHOUT SWOOTY BELL" The Depression said
Spine turned off his shields and they captured him!
While in custody, Spine saw something awful! Swooty had joined the Depression Monsters! He tried to confront her about it, but she kept ignoring him.
Spine sat in his cell for months, as the terrible aliens tortured him day and night.
One day Swooty Bell came over to his cell.
"SPINE THE MONSTERS HAVE JOINED FORCES WITH MR.MCMEANY, I NEED YOUR HELP" She said
Spine Agreed, but couldn't break out of his cell.
"It's ok Spine, I'll just load up your cell into the space truck and we can go battle the bad guys!" Said Swooty
So she magic'd his entire cell into the truck and they flew off to fight the bad guys.
Throughout the space war Spine tried over and over to get Swooty to break the bars for him, but she ignored him every time.
Finally after a couple of weeks a new friend came to help in the war.
"Hello My name is Space Speed Buggy and I want to help!" Said Space Speed Buggy.
So they continued on, fighting and fighting. Spine had finally made a friend who wouldn't ignore him, but he was still in that stupid cell.
The final battle was upon them!
Swooty ran ahead, leaving Spine in his cage. He yelled for help, but she just kept going.
Eventually he just gave up. That was until Space Speed Buggy came along and broke one of the bars JUST enough for him to squeeze out. They went off to fight together
The battle was long, but Speed Buggy and Spine pulled through!
At the end of the battle Swooty saw Spine do an awesome roundhouse kick and cripple the depression monster leader, who was named "King Unsubtle".
"Spine that was awesome! Now lets leave him and go get sodas!" She said and Spine was happy, but Speed buggy came rolling up and stopped him!
"No Spine, we have to destroy him now!" She said
Spine didn't know what to do. He could go with Swooty now that she was finally paying attention to him, he could stay with Speed Buggy and end the Depression Empire forever, or he could go make dinner with Twilight Purple for some reason
Swooty was stuck at the bottom of a huge hole.
"Oh no how will I escape oh yeah Spider Legs!" So she climbed out.
She got to the top and OH NO IT'S TOMINATOR AND TERMIJERRY
"Bleeeeeeeoooooooop KILL ALL PONIES" They both said.
So they zapped her and whatever and she kicked back I guess I don't know I'm kind of drained from that Spine section of the story.
"GUYS WHY WANT TO KILL ME?" She asked
"IT IS THE WILL OF MCMEANY" They said
"But McMeny flew away, never to return" She said
"NEGATIVE! MCMEANY IS DEAD! WE MUST COMPLETE OUR FINAL MISSION FOR HIM" They said
"McMeanys dead? Crap kinda a lot to hit me with right now" She was a little mad they never got to finish that awesome battle on the ship.
Swooty continued fighting I guess
Queen Changeshape was on the ground again dying.
"Give up you PUNY PONY" Said DeathDozer who never thought he'd have to say those words.
He lifted his foot into the air, preparing to stomp on her head and make it explode and get 1000 points!
She turned into a trampoline and he bounced backwards.
"I'LL NEVER GIVE UP! NOT NOW THAT I HAVE FRIENDS!" She said as the Gurren Lagann theme started to play.
"NO WAY! THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE" Said DeathDozer.
"NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE WITH THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP" She knew how embarrassing this sounded, but whatever she was about to kill him anyway.
She took her normal form and leaped into the air.
"THIS IS FOR MY GHASTLY GHOULIES YOU KILLED!" She said as she kicked him in the face. He flew backwards into a wall with a loud KLANK.
"NO! WHAT IS THIS POWER?" DeathDozer was in disbelief.
"THIS ONE IS FOR SWOOTY!" She yelled as she stabbed his other eye with her horn.
"NO WAY! YOU CAN'T BEAT ME" He said while on his knees gripping his wound.
"AND THIS"
She transformed into Speed Buggy
"IS FOR SPINE!
The Robot backed against the wall in pure terror
"SPEEEEEEEEEED
BUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGYYYYYYYYYYYY
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAM!" She screamed
DeathDozer was vaporized, and a huge door opened.
Swooty was running on the wall with her spider legs as Tom and Jerry laser blasted at her.
"I HAVE TO FIND A WAY TO STOP THEM!" She said loudly.
"TERMINATE SWOOTY BEEP BOOP" They both said.
"TOM, REMEMBER ALL OF THOSE DATES WE WENT ON?" She said but he didn't respond
"JERRY, REMEMBER WHEN WE DANCED ON THE DECK OF THE TITANIC AND YOU SINGLE HANDEDLY STOPPED IT FROM SINKING?" But nope he kept attacking
"TOM AND JERRY! REMEMBER WHEN I MADE YOU FIGHT TO THE DEATH FOR MY LOVE AND YOU BOTH ENDED UP DEAD! AND TOM YOU KILLED YOURSELF REMEMBER?" That did it!
"Oh yeah, that was a pretty jerk move Swooty" Said Tom
"Oh man that was awful. You're kinda a terrible person Swooty!" Said Jerry
"SELF DESTRUCTING" Said Tom and Jerry's robotic speakers.
"WHAT WHY?" Asked Tom
"While you whined about me making you kill yourself, I rewired your robot cores and now you're going to explode" Boy Swooty that's cold!
"YOU'RE A MONSTER SWOOTY" Said Tom
"A MONSTER" Said Jerry
They exploded.
A door opened and Swooty cheerfully walk on through.
Spine had to make a choice
He looked at Swooty, and at Speed Buggy, and back to Swooty, and back to Speed Buggy, and to Twilight Purple for some reason, and back at Swooty, and back at Changeshape, and back at Swooty
And back at Changeshape.
"NO SWOOTY!" He yelled.
"WHAT! SPINE GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW!" Swooty Yelled also remember this is all happening in space.
"NO! NEVER AGAIN!" Spine glared at her.
he walked over to Changeshape.
"I HAVE A REAL FRIEND NOW!" He said
After he said that, the entire area lit up.
Around him stood all of his friends, and they started to clap.
"congratulations" said Changeshape
"congratulations" said Twix Bar
"congratulations" said Twilight Purple
"congratulations" said Swooty Bell
And some sweet music was playing
Spine arrived at the end of the long hallway.
He walked through a door
Smiling.
Swooty Bell Adventures Part 4: A Swoot Hope
So Swooty got the Magnetic that was inside of the Dragon and the Dragon blew up.
"All right now I can fight Discord with this thing but what does it do?" Swooty didn't think this through.
Swooty decided that she better head back to Mt.Badguy because her friends are probably all Scootaloo's by now.
So she walked back, but on her way she met a small Gnome on the road.
"Hello my dear, My name is David. David the Gnome!" Said the funny little man.
"What do you want I'm packing heat!" Threatened Swooty.
"Now now my friend, all I wish to do is help you defeat Discord!" He said
"How do you know I'm fighting Discord" Oh man his story is falling apart!
"Because I've been watching you Swooty Bell! I have seen the great things you have done, and I wish to aid you on your quest!" He was pretty convincing.....
"Ok but last time I met an obscure cartoon character she betrayed me so you better be good!" She was in no mood for more betrayals.
"Don't you worry my dear, I simply wish to aid in stopping evil" he said while secretly pressing a button on a little box he had in his pocket.
Swooty and David the Gnome arrived back at Discords Crazy Chaotic Castle.
"Are you kidding me you're still working on that wall! You idiot it was already chaotic enough I was distracting you!" Said Swooty.
"SWOOTY HOW COULD YOU JUST RUN AWAY WHAT IF HE KILLED US?" Changeshape was pretty upset.
"I am sorry about that but I needed to get THIS" And she held up The Magnetic "And also this is David the Gnome he is here to help"
"A dirty GNOME? IN MY CASTLE? I HAVE HAD ENOUGH!" Discord was also racist toward Gnomes.
Discord threw a ball of chaos at Swooty and it made her nearly died, but David the Gnome gave her a healing tonic.
"Go get em" David the Gnome said
Swooty ran at Discord, who was about to kill her!
"HEY DISCORD" Taunted Spine
Discord looked over at Spine and Spine hit him on the head with a baseball bat made of Queen Changeshape. She took her normal form and they high fived.
Discord was only distracted for a moment, bit it was long enough.
"MAGNETIC, ENGAGE!" All of the friends said.
The device began to glow. It shook and hummed and holy crap what's going to happen?
The Magnetic began to speak!
"Swooty Bell! You have tapped into a great power! Are you willing to risk everything to stop Discord?" The machine asked.
"Wait...that voice...........MR.MCMEANY?" Swooty was horrified.
"McMeany was my creator, and as such I share his voice. I do not, however, share his 'Kill Swooty Bell' views" Replied The Magnetic
"Ok good but what do you mean risk everything?" Maybe she should just run away now oh no!
"The energy stored in me is so great that it may completely destroy you and this mountain!" And all of the friends gasped
"Wait what am I waiting for?" Asked Discord out loud. He grabbed The Magnetic.
"Nice toy, but did you really think it could stop ME?" He was really proud of himself.
"CHANGESHAPE, SPEED BUGGY SPINE AND DAVID THE GNOME OUT OF HERE!" Swooty is being noble oh man this is crazy!
"BUT.........WHAT IF YOU GO ALL SCOOTALOO ON US?" Asked Changeshape
"JUST GO!" And so they sped out of the mountain
"DISCORD, THIS IS THE END" Swooty was serious
"Ohhoho, do you really think it will be so easy?" Discord has no idea what's in store.
"MAGNETIC, ACTIVATE!" Swooty yelled
The Magnetic let out a pulse of pure Mc.Meany hate!
"WHAT? WHAT IS THIS? I'VE NEVER FELT ANYTHING LIKE THIS. NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" And Discord went flying across the room and hit his head on the wall.
"YES WE DID IT...................OH CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP" Swooty Bell was hit with the power, and her Spider Legs exploded.
The smoke cleared, and The Magnetic was gone.
"SWOOTY" Yelled Spine as they all ran to help her.
"I'm ok, go check on Discord" She sure was a trooper!
"Oh no Swooty, he is still alive!" Said David the Gnome.
"Not for long!" Said Swooty
Swooty walked over to him.
"Goodbye Discord"
Just as she was about to finish him off, a beam of magic hit her and sent her flying.
"STAY AWAY FROM MY FATHER!" Angrily demanded Marcopolypse
"OH COME ON WILL I EVER GET TO KILL A BAD GUY?" Swooty was upset.
Marcopolypse teleported them both away.
"Well that's just great!" Swooty was really really mad
"It's ok Swooty! We showed them that our friendship can overcome anything" Said Changeshape and they shared a group hug even tho it was The Magnetic that saved the day.
Marcopolypse had taken them far away from Mt.Badguy
"What is this place? It's not all that cozy" Complained Discord.
"We are in MY domain! You shall treat me with RESPECT!" Demanded Marcopolypse
"Oh I see, someone wants to pretend to be in charge? Well I won't be having ANY of that, young lady!" Discord shut up!
"CREATE A CHOCOLATE STORM! NOW!" She demanded!
"Is that any way to talk to your father?" Discord really wasn't grasping the situation.
"YOU ARE NOT MY FATHER ANY MORE THAN SCOOTALOO WAS MY DAUGHTER!" This made no sense to Discord
"But I'm too weeeeeeeeeeak to make a storm" Whined Discord.
Marcopolypse stomped on his leg
"DO IT" She was really serious about this.
Discord began creating a huge storm
"MORE!" She demanded
The storm raged on, and Marcopolypse absorbed every bit of the chocolate.
"Please....i can't..." Discord was in horrifying pain.
"MORE!" She would not let up.
Discord had no choice. He released ALL of his chaotic magic into the storm, and was reduced to a frail shriveled mess on the ground.
Marcopolypse had absorbed enough chocolate to reach a power she had never dreamed of.
"Please......." Discord was in shambles
"Welcome to Tartarus, DADDY!"
Marcopolypse stomped on his body, reducing him to dust.
Apple Dapple and the rest are on the verge of death.
"i can't believe they left us, if only I could get a hold of that Swooty Bell!" Said Fast Spectrum
"I know what you mean, I'd turn her into apple sauce!" Apple Dapple was furious.
"Maybe I could give you that chance!" Said a voice
"Who is that and please get us out of these cages like really fast please" Begged Pinker Play
Twix Bar walked out of the shadows.
"You? Aren't you Swootys friend?" Asked Bashful Bernard.
"No, I am no friend of hers! In fact, I would like nothing more than to see her destroyed" Said Twix Bar.
"I don't know, she's my sister. On the other hand she left us to die so ok" Said Roority.
Twix Bar opened the cages.
"Come along my little crystals, we have work to do"
END OF ACT 2
Swooty Bell Adventures Part 4: A Swoot Hope
Swooty Bell Adventures Part 4: A Swoot Hope
One day Swooty Bell went to Horse Town U.S.A for lunch, but when she arrived she remembered that it was nothing but destroyed buildings and dead things.
Swooty Bell decided to head on over to Horse Village U.S.A instead.
"SWOOTY BELL IT'S BEEN AH NIGHTMARE" Screamed Apple Friend
"Oh man I totally forgot about you" Said Swooty who was basically done being nice
"Swooty, ma sister's been missin for months and also the town exploded and on top of that Big Applebro died in a fire I'm all alone" Said the whining little pony who Swooty was ALREADY annoyed with
"Oh man if we go get some lunch will you stop crying about your dead family?" Asked Swooty with a Grimace (Lol I love the Grimace)"
So yeah ok they went to lunch and talked about stuff for a while in all honesty Swooty wasn't at all invested in the conversation.
"And after that Grandma Apples fell inta the well and-" she was cut off by Swooty gasping
"OH CRAP I FORGOT ALL ABOUT TWIX BAR OH NO IT'S BEEN LIKE 2 MONTHS" Swooty really dropped the ball on this one
"Who?" Apple Friend wasn't part of Swootys "Cool Friends" group
Swooty ran away as fast as she could, leaving Apple Friend with the bill.
Swooty Bell had been staying at Twix Bars house while her own was still exploded. It's honestly a mystery how she forgot about Twix Bar. Anyway yeah Twix Bars house was a cave that has a flowing fountain of Rice Krispies.
"I better put out the call!" Swooty pressed a button and the "I forgot about Twix Bar" beacon was activated. It was just a picture of Twix Bar with a question mark next to her.
David the Gnome somehow arrived really really fast for such a small Gnome. Hmmmmmmm.
It took a while for Spine and Changeshape because they took a detour in the park and had a private conversation but they're not real so lets listen in on them.
"Something just feels wrong. We haven't heard from Swooty in 2 months. What else happened 2 months ago?" Asked Spine
"We met David the Gnome" Replied Changeshape
"WE MET DAVID THE GNOME!" Spine may be on to something
"I mean it's obvious he's up to something, but what could he be playing at?" Spine was really putting on his thinking cap
"Spine, I know this is really important, but can we talk about something for a second?" Uh oh that's never a good sign
"Um, yeah I guess" Spine didn't like the sound of this one bit
"We've been friends for months now, and, well..........." Just say it come on now
"What is it?" Spine was really nervous
"It's just.....we've had exactly 287 conversations about David the Gnome. It's not that I don't ENJOY our conversations about David the Gnome, it's just that I think we have other matters to discuss OTHER than David the Gnome. I know David the Gnome is important, but I think we need to have ANOTHER discussion that doesn't relate to David the Gnome..........David the Gnome" Ha she really likes saying David the Gnome
Spine felt his heart begin to race "....w......what discussion?" He asked while sweating
"We committed an act of total genocide against a race of living robotic beings!" Oh man that's right!
"Relax" Said Spine
"Yeah you're right. Back to David the Gnome!" She replied
After like 2 hours they made it to the cave
"GUYS IT'S BEEN HOURS THIS IS SERIOUS but awww it's adorable seeing you guys arrive together BUT COME ON THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!" Swooty was having conflicting emotions
"Sorry we had.....matters to discuss" Said Changeshape while glancing over to David the Gnome.
"Ok well ok we need to do something about this! I totally forgot to tell you, but Twix Bar has been taken over by the evil King Momba and may be planning to kill us all" Swooty is such a scatterbrain sometimes!
"King Momba is one of the most dangerous creatures in the galaxy!" Said David the Gnome who also tossed a huge map on a table
"If we have any hope of stopping him, we must strike first! We shall break up into 2 teams, and ambush her when he leaves her newest destination" Said David the Gnome
"How do YOU know all of this information?" Asked Spine
"My boy, I've been tracking Twix Bar for the last 2 months! I have been able to figure out her destination!" How? How did you do all of this David the Gnome?
"So where is she headed?" Asked Swooty
"Someplace called 'Tartarus'" Said David the Gnome UH OH
"OH NO WE HAVE TO STOP HER FROM GOING TO THAT PLACE YOU SAID" Swooty was panicking
"Why? Can't we just nab her when she leaves?" David you really don't know Tartarus do you?
Swooty and the others gulped in unison
Twix Bar and the Pony Hair 5 arrived at the gates of Tartarus
"I don't know, this looks awfully non apple oriented. I'm not sure I should be here" Apple Dapple was getting all nervous
"It's ok my crystals, no harm shall come to you" Twix Bar sure is acting funny. OH YEAH SHE'S KING MOMBA OOPS WHO'S THE SCATTERBRAIN THIS TIME? HAHA!
The gates opened.
Swooty Bell Adventures Part 4: A Swoot Hope
Horsemen
So Swooty Bell realized that it was like 4 A.M so they decided to go home and regroup in the morning.
David the Gnome somehow made it home faster than anyone else.
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Anyway he got home and his home was a tree. He entered the tree but HOLD THE PHONE it was really a high tech headquarters of some kind.
David the Gnome turned on the huge monitor in front of him.
"Greetings Special Agent S. What news do you bring to the Collective?" Asked a dark silhouette.
"I have located The Crystal King, and I have made contact with Swooty Bell" Replied David the Gnome.
"Excellent work! The Overlord will be pleased NYUCK NYUCK" Said the other guy.
"I will report soon Agent J" Said David the Gnome and yes I am typing out the full name every time.
"FOR THE HONOR OF OVERLORD DOO!" They said in unison.
Well it was a bad move waiting until morning because that gave Twix Bar and the others time to make it deep into Tartarus.
"I KNOW YOU'RE HERE!" Screamed Twix Bar for the 220th time.
"Want that I should go and be all like shaking down some mooks to get the information you be needin?" Asked Bashful Bernard who is also a gangster now.
"Not yet. I know she's watching us. We just need to be patient" Twix bar said and was totally right.
Marcopolypse watched them at all times, waiting for them to show signs of weakness.
"I think I may feel weak at any second" Said Pinker Play and Marcopolypse got really excited.
"Nope I got my second wind!" Pinker Play you such a buster!
After 12 hours passed, Marcopolypse spoke.
"STATE YOUR NAME, AND GAIN AUDIENCE WITH ME!" Wow that's all it takes?
"I am Snickers, the most powerful Unicorn on Horse Planet" He said, really screwing it up.
"I KNOW WHO YOU ARE! STATE YOUR NAME!" Marcopolypse repeated and oh man she hates doing that.
"I AM KING MOMBA! CRYSTAL KING AND ALL AROUND CRYSTAL ENTHUSIAST!" Was that so hard?
They found themselves being teleported, but a really slow and weird kind of teleported.
"OH MAN OH NO THIS IS SO PAINFUL!" Said Roority after the second hour in mid teleport.
Finally after 4 hours they arrived in the Lair of Marcopolypse, located just beneath the Battleground of Torment.
"Momba, what could possibly bring you here? Do you wish for a quick death, because I can not promise that" Marcopolypse was kinda a B word sometimes BUT DON'T TELL HER I SAID THAT!
"What are you talking about? I just wanted to make a deal with you" Momba was puzzled.
"Why would I EVER have dealings with you? You are my oldest foe! You are the one who defeated me and cast my power into Tartarus all of those years ago! Give me ONE reason not to kill you here and now!" Marcopolypse began to glow red that was a neat trick (just like spinning).
"I have NO idea what you're talking about" Oh man he doesn't remember?
"Oh man you don't remember?" Asked Marcopolypse see that's what I'M saying.
“Nope” And that was the truth.
“I see. It all makes sense now! After I returned to this planet, I could see a change in you. Our battle drove you insane didn't it? Oh I love it! I won after all” Marcopolypse was really loving this.
“Look, I came here after one thing” He was interrupted.
“Is it a Crystal? Asked Marcopolypse condescendingly.
“NO......NO..........it’s a really really BIG crystal” Oh boy.
“How big are we talking? And what is in it for me? And why are you here?” Marcopolypse had got so caught up in the conversation that she forgot that 6 ponies now stood in her lair.
“I offer you great knowledge. I am a dream walker, and one day I learned of something amazing. A crystal the size of a universe!” Momba was drooling while talking about this.
“And why should I care about this?” You tell him Marcopolypse .
“Because the crystal sits at the top of the Universal Gallery!” Now we’re talking!
“I heard Discord mention this place, but what use is it to me?” Marcopolypse was intrigued.
“The gallery is the pathway to all other universes in existence. You would have the power to not only visit them, but using the Crystalline Attractor, you can suck raw elements from the universes!” Momba really knows his stuff.
“Again, what use is this to me?” She was getting impatient.
“What is the most common element in the universe?” He asked her.
“.........You mean?” Her eyes lit up.
“CHOCOLATE!” He proudly announced “Imagine the POWER you could hold! The raw chocolate power of every universe absorbed into your chocolate core!” And he had her!
“Hold on, why would you help me like this?” She is not a trusting Marcopolypse .
“I shall accompany you, and after you gain your power, you will give ME the Crystalline Attractor for my collection” And it all comes together.
“Yes......THIS WILL BE MY VICTORY!” She was getting hyped!
“I only need one other thing from you” Momba said.
“I knew it was too good to be true!” Marcopolypse prepared to destroy him.
“NO, WAIT! THIS WILL HELP US BOTH!” He pleaded and she backed off a little.
“These 5 ponies have a request! They wish for REVENGE against Swooty Bell, the one pony who could stand in our way!”
Marcopolypse looked over the ponies, and a plan was formed in her chocolaty brain.
So the Swooty Bunch has been searching for like hours for Twix Bar in the Neverever forest because no one can remember how to find Tartarus and David the Gnomes map had coffee spilled on it off screen.
“Guys we gotta keep looking until we find that Twix Bar” Said Swooty .
“Maybe we should split up to cover more ground” Said Spine who had an ulterior motive.
“Well ok I guess we can-” But before Swooty could finish, Spine and Changeshape had run off into the forest, leaving Swooty with David the Gnome.
“So, uh, what kinda hobbies does a David the Gnome have?” Asked Swooty.
“I enjoy mushrooms” Replied David the Gnome.
This was going to be a LOOOOOOOOOOONG search.
Spine and Changeshape ditched the search to go get smoothies, but this had no relevance to the story because they went right back to searching.
“So what I don’t understand is why is he a Gnome?” Asked Changeshape, and it sounded kind of racist.
“What do you mean” Said Spine who was trying to sound not as racist.
“It’s just he’s the only Gnome I’ve ever seen, and I lived in the forest for years!” Oh man she used to be the queen of an entire nation! She sure took her downfall well.
“Oh man you’re right! GNOMES AREN’T REAL! HOW DID WE NOT REMEMBER THAT?” Spine get it together!
“It just slipped my mind I guess” Yeah Changeshape that makes sense.
So they walked around and after a while they remembered that the city bus had a stop at Tartarus, so they got on the bus and drove right on over, completely forgetting about Swooty Bell.
To bad that the bus was taking them to the GRYPHON Tartarus, and also that they forgot that Changeshape could have just speed buggied them home because they walked like all day to get back.
Marcopolypse and Twix bar wrote up a detailed plan.
Step 1 - Build a new space vessel
Step 2 - Go to universal Gallery
Step 3 - Take all of the Chocolate
They are mad geniuses!
“Now that the plans are drawn, I shall enact our ‘Kill Swooty’ plan!” Marcopolypse laser zapped the Pony Hair 5.
“FAST SPECTRUM, YOU ARE TO BECOME THE PONY OF SPEED!” Marcopolypse proclaimed.
Fast Spectrum gained the ability to fly really REALLY fast, instead of just really fast..
“BASHFUL BERNARD, YOU ARE TO BECOME THE BEAST MASTER!”
Now when Bashful Bernard throws animals, they explode like bombs.
“PINKER PLAY, YOU ARE TO BECOME THE SUPER DUPER PARTY PONY!”
Pinker Play now has a pony party fortress and a big vat of acid.
“APPLE DAPPLE! YOU ARE TO BE THE LEADER! YOU NOW HAVE THE POWER OF APPLES!”
Apple Dapple now had the power of apples.
“ROORITY!”
And she didn’t say anything else.
“YOU ARE NOW THE FOUR HORSEMEN OF MARCOPOLYPSE, AND ROORITY!” Announced Marcopolypse.
She sent them to kill Swooty Bell.
Swooty Bell Adventures Part 4: A Swoot Hope
"Ok gang, looks like this is a lost cause. Twix Bar is gone forever and we can't do anything about it" Said Swooty .
"NO! WE ARE NOT GIVING UP" Said David the Gnome as he grabbed Swooty by the hair and pulled her close to his face.
"Ow David the Gnome what is gotten into you now?" Swooty was getting sad that her friend was doing this thing.
"I'm sorry Swooty, it's just that I uh...really want you to get your friend back" Said David the Gnome with shifty eyes.
Spine and Changeshape had rejoined them by the way and saw the whole thing.
"So David the Gnome, why do you care about finding Twix Bar so much anyway?" Asked Spine who as you probably remember is not a fan of David the Gnome.
"Oh my dear Spine, I simply wish for the end of the tyrannical evil that is king Momba, and to restore peace to the 15th sector of the Swootyverse" Said David the Gnome and after he said it he made an "OH CRAP WHAT DID I SAY?" face.
"That's an awful lot of information for a David the Gnome to know!" Said Changeshape who was ready to kick the little guy into orbit.
"Oh I'm sorry I messed up. What I meant to say was I just want to help Swooty because she's my friend!" What a flawless and Speedy recovery David the Gnome!
"Well ok But I still think you're up to no good" Said Changeshape.
"GUYS SHUT UP DO YOU HEAR THAT REALLY COOL DASHING SOUND?" Swooty was afraid of the sound.
"SPECTRUM SMASH!" Yelled Fast Spectrum as she fly-kicked Swooty right in the jaw really really fast.
"What?! Fast Spectrum? You can't go really really fast, you only go really fast, what's going on?" Asked Spine.
"When I used to try to go really really fast, my 'Hyper Core' would heat up to 1000 degrees really really fast and I would almost burn into fire and turn to dust, but with my new 'Marcopocore' it only heats to 800 degrees, allowing me to go really really fast" She replied.
"So what you're saying is....." Oh man Spine don't say it.
"I have become 20% cooler!" She said and everyone reading got mad at me for typing that.
"NO!" Yelled Swooty in anger at her words.
Swooty did a kick flip off of a log and zapped Fast Spectrum at point blank range in the face, but she had a +5 Helmet of Healing on, so it had no effect.
"SPINE, CATCH" Yelled Changeshape as she turned into a Sword of Light.
Spine threw Changeshape at Fast Spectrum, cutting off a leg and i don't know what leg it was you can decide for yourself.
"Oh man that hurt I better kill you all now" Fast Spectrum was ready to murder the ponies.
"I'M GOING TO DO A 'SPECTRUM FASTBOOMER' " OH NO NOT THAT IS THIS THE END OF THE SWOOTY BUNCH?
Fast Spectrum flew up high and started flying really really REALLY fast.
"THIS IS A PAIN I CAN NOT DESCRIBE WITH ANY WORDS I KNOW!" She announced as she plummeted toward the Ponies and Penguin and David the Gnome.
"SHE'S GOING REALLY REALLY REALLY FAST! THIS IMPACT COULD DESTROY THE WORLD!" Swooty Said.
"WHAT IF WE CATCH HER IN A NET?" Suggested David the Gnome who also had a net.
So they decided to try it and set up the net between 2 trees.
Fast Spectrum hit the net with so much force that when her body hit the net her body was forced through the holes in the net. She was turned to bloody chunks and fell to the ground with a thud.
"Talk about a choppy landing" Said Spine. No one laughed because an old dear friend had just died and Changeshape smacked him in the back of the head.
Marcopolypse watched the entire thing on a huge tv screen.
"CURSES! THAT SWOOTY BELL WILL PAY FOR THIS!" Marcopolypse really isn't the deepest of characters is she?
"BASHFUL BERNARD, PINKER PLAY, GO SHOW THEM THE POWER OF PONIES WITH ATTITUDE!" She ordered.
Pinker Play headed to her new party pony fortress in the destroyed town of Horse Town U.S.A, and Bashful Bernard headed toward the spot of Fast Spectrums death because they are best friends and she wants to make a grave for her and after that kill Swooty Bell.
Ok bye.
Swooty Bell Adventures Part 4: A Swoot Hope
"Oh man why did she attack us?" Swooty was baffled!
"Maybe it's because you left her to die, and also I put her in a cage, and also now we are friends?" Suggested Changeshape.
"We'll put that in the 'Maybe' file" Said Swooty.
Right after she said that Fred Flintstone the Mailman ran up.
“I’ve got a letter for Swooty Bell” he said.
“Thanks Fred” She said to him.
“No problem Swoots!” He said and that is the last time Fred Flintstone appears in this story.
Swooty opened the letter.
“Dear Swooty Bell - You and a guest are invited to the grand opening of Pinker Plays Fortress of Play. From Pinker Play” Said the paper.
“Oh boy I bet it’s a trap but maybe not it could be fun!” Swooty could use some fun after all the wars and stuff.
“DIBS!” Said David the Gnome.
So as “The Rules of Dibs” dictates, David The Gnome went with her.
So Swooty and David the Gnome headed out, and Spine and Changeshape stayed behind.
At that moment, a bunny was tossed at Spine, and it exploded in a fireball.
STAY TUNED FOR THE NEXT CHAPTER TO FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS TO HIM!
David the Gnome and Swooty Bell walked into the big pink building, Swooty was immediately on a conveyer belt leading to the vat of acid.
“OH COME ON I WASN’T EVEN CAPTURED! I WALKED IN AND WAS SOMEHOW TIED UP THIS IS A BUNCH OF CRAP!” Swooty really didn’t like conveyer belts.
“HEHEHEHEHE! WELCOME TO THE BIGGEST PINKER PARTY EVER! FOR THE FIRST PARTY GAME I’LL KILL SWOOTY BELL BY MELTING HER!” Said Pinker Play who was surprisingly bad at funny villain banter.
“PINKER, PLEASE DON’T DO THIS! WHY ARE YOU SO ANGRY AND YOUR MANE ALL STRAIGHT AND YOU ARE A SLIGHTLY DARKER SHADE OF PINK NOW?” Asked Swooty.
“I AM NO LONGER PINKER PLAY! I AM PINKERMEANER PERCIVAL PLAY!” She announced.
David the Gnome ran out the door.
“NOW THAT I HAVE YOU HERE I WILL MELT YOU” Pinkermeaner was not PLAYING around lol.
Swooty slowly got closer to the acid.
“OH NO I DON’T WANT TO MELT IF ONLY I HAD MAGIC” Swooty totally forgot that she is a Unicorn.
Pinkermeaner pressed the “Kill Faster” button and the conveyor belt started going faster.
David the Gnome burst through the door, and he had a friend with him.
“NOT YOU!” Pinker was NOT happy.
The great Cheesy Bread stood before her.
“That’s right Pinker. I am Cheesy Loaf, and I am here to show you the error of your ways. This is not a real party, this is just a big colorful murder. For shame!” Cheesy Breezie’s words made her turn back to normal!
WAIT A SECOND! Cheesy Toast lives 10 miles away! How did David the Gnome get him back so fast?
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Anyway after she turned good again she let Swooty go.
“I’m sorry Swooty, I should have-” But as she was talking Swooty threw Cheesy Snack at her and they both fell into the acid.
“OH NO WHY SWOOTY? PARTIES ARE OVER FOREVER!” Cried Cheese Danish and him and Pinker both died.
“ANOTHER JOB WELL DONE!” Said Swooty as she and David the Gnome headed back to the forest.
Never again would a party take place in Horse Planet U.S.A.
Fun was over forever.
Oh and Marcopolypse said "CURSES!" again.
Swooty Bell Adventures Part 4: A Swoot Hope
So while Swooty and David the Gnome had that party battle this is what happened to Spine and Changeshape and also they decided to have a picnic.
"And that's when I saw the Dragon armies descending! I led my army into battle, and tho we lost many of our friends, we freed the volcano of the Ice Orc menace!" Said Changeshape who was entertaining Spine with stories of her epic wars over the years.
"That's amazing, but why did you SAVE the volcano? I thought you was what evil and stuff” Said Spine like some kind of yokel.
“Only when I felt like it. Sometimes we saved villages, sometimes we burned down puppies. We just did whatever the situation called for” Wow that was blunt and horrifying.
“Oh ok that sounds great" Said Spine who was taking the Puppy thing really well.
Just at that moment a bunny was launched at them.
"Oh look a bunny" Said Changeshape and after that the bunny exploded into fire.
"Hey ya mooks. I'm here ta deep six ya" Said Bashful Bernard who was really embracing this whole gangster schtick.
"NO BASHFUL, DON'T YOU REMEMBER HOW MUCH YOU LOVE BUNNIES?" Reasoned Spine.
"I do love bunnies, but I love KILLIN OL SWOOTS EVEN MORE!" And she tossed another bunny.
Changeshape turned into a net to catch the bunnies, but they still exploded and now she's covered in bunny.
"CHANGEY, WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE AND FIGURE OUT A WAY TO COUNTER THE BUNNIES!" Said Spine and awwwwwww he called her "Changey".
So Changeshape turned into a race car and they sped out of the forest.
Swooty Bell and David the Gnome walked out of the Pinker Play Party Palace.
"Hold on David the Gnome I have to do something before we go" And after Swooty said that, she lit the building on fire.
"Ok we can head back" She said cheerfully
Just at that moment she did that thing, a race car drove up to them.
"SWOOTY, BASHFUL BERNARD HAS BUNNY BOMBS!" Said Spine in a panic.
"I knew this day would come!" Said Swooty and she opened her backpack and pulled out a RPW (Rocket Propelled Wolf).
"With this It will eat all of the bunnies!" Swooty was really smart
"SWOOTY BELL, YOU CROSSED THE WRONG PONY, YA HEAR ME?" Bashful Bernard readied another bunny for exploding into a fireball.
David the Gnome saw the map in Bashful Bernards pocket, and slipped away to try and take it.
"BERNARD, I DON'T WANT TO KILL YOU!" Said Swooty, and immediately launched the Wolf to kill her.
"SWOOTY WAIT!" Screamed David the Gnome, but it was too late.
The Rocket Propelled Wolf made contact with a Bunny Bomb, and the explosion turned the bunnies and also Bashful Bernard into a fine paste on the ground.
"OH NO, DAVID THE GNOME" Swooty went running to him, but Spine and Chageshape also went running to him, but they went running to him slower.
David the Gnome was on the ground and was really hurt.
"No David the Gnome, we need you and also why did you do this?" Swooty was upset.
"The Yellow Pony.....she had a map..........to Tartarus" He said and he passed out.
"REBOOT! AGENT 'S'! RECONFIGURE!" Said a robotic voice.
David the Gnome stood up, good as new.
"NOW COME ON HOW DID YOU DO THAT?" Spine asked with avengeance.
"Just the power of your friend David the Gnome!" He replied.
Spine and Changeshape ain't buying it, but Swooty sure is.
They started to follow the map.
Marcopolypse punched a hole in the wall and was really angry because the bunny plan failed.
"MOMBA! WE MUST REDOUBLE OUR EFFORTS! WE MUST LEAVE THIS PLANET AT ONCE!" Marcopolypse could feel the power of David the Gnome getting closer.
Twix Bar welded some Tartarus ore together and also did that like thousands of times.
The Vessel was almost complete.
Apple Dapple prepared to defend her new master.
Swooty Bell Adventures Part 4: A Swoot Hope
Apple
The Swooty bunched walked through the Neverever forest, following the map that they had dug out of the goopy remains of Bashful Bernard. It was kinda hard to read because it had so much bunny on it. You ever try to get bunny out of map? It's not as easy as it sounds.
"Guys so what's the plan?" Asked Changeshape.
"We go in and destroy Marcopolypse and hopefully save Twix Bar and after that we should probably tell Twilight Purples family that she died" Said Swooty.
"But didn't she wreck you last time? How do you plan to take her out?" Pressed Changeshape.
"How do YOU know about that?" Asked Swooty who was still embarrassed about that whole thing.
"Spine told me the whole story. Scootaloo came to your rescue, but now that she's dead how do you plan to defeat her?" Wow Changeshape that's a reallllly good question.
"SCOOTALOO IS DEAD?" Asked a shocked David the Gnome.
"Yeah, it happened like 2 years ago or something" Said Swooty.
"NO! No........this changes everything. This is IMPOSSIBLE! HOW COULD YOU LET THIS HAPPEN? A UNIVERSAL CONSTANT CAN'T JUST DIE!" David the Gnome was going crazy!
"THAT'S IT DAVID THE GNOME YOU BETTER TELL US WHAT YOUR GAME IS!" Demanded Spine.
"I......................oh crap did I say all of that out loud? I um I'm just so sad that Swooty lost such a good friend" David the Gnome you sly David the Gnome!
Spine and Changeshape mentally prepared for when they would have to do epic battle with David the Gnome.
So at that moment they arrived at the gates of Tartarus.
"NOT SO FAST YOU VARMINT PICKIN POTATO PEELIN ROTTEN APPLE EATIN SACKS OF GARBAGE" Apple Dapple picked up some new words!
"Apple Dapple! Why are you guys trying to kill me? It's really starting to bum me out. Also your friends are dead sorry" Said Swooty
"YOU LEFT US TO DIE SWOOTY BELL! AND NOW I WILL SHOW YOU THE POWER OF APPLES! BUT FIRST I HAVE TO CHARGE MY POWER FOR A FEW MINUTES SO FIGHT MY 'APPLE DUMPLING GANG' " Apple Dapple has minions now! Classy.
The Apple Dumpling Gang was a gang that was also apple dumplings.
The Dumplings attacked Swooty first, and oh no Swooty forgot how to magic again what is going on Swooty?
Changeshape turned into a lance and Spine used her to stab a couple of them really good.
David the Gnome disappeared, and somehow destroyed a few Apple Dumplings really fast how did he go so fast?
"SWOOTY MAGIC THEM TO DEATH" Yelled Changeshape who was still a lance.
"OH MAN I FORGOT!" She said but OH NO HER MAGIC WASN'T WORKING!
Spine and Changeshape destroyed the remaining Apple Dumplings.
"Swooty what was THAT all about?" Asked Spine.
"I don't know but man I have a headache" And she starting rubbing her head with a hoof.
At that moment Changeshape noticed that Swootys horn was cracked. She knew what this meant, but didn't want to frighten Swooty, so she kept her mouth shut.
"Well it's working again now so I'll just assume everything is fine." Swooty that's a bad idea stop it.
"NOW I AM CHARGED AND WILL SHOW YOU THE POWER OF APPLES!" Apple Dapple was ready.
"GET READY GUYS!" Swooty was prepared for anything.
Apple Dapple turned into a pile of apples and fell to the ground.
"ATTACK!" Yelled David the Gnome.
They went over and stepped on all of the apples and that was the death of Apple Dapple.
Just below the battleground, The Vessel is completed.
"Now all we need to do is make sure Swooty doesn't fallow us. I'll just step into the ship and make sure everything is ready for launch" Said Marcopolypse.
"Ok but remember I get the big Crystal" Said Twix Bar.
The Swooty Bunch stepped into Tartarus.
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So they killed all of the important ponies and walked right into Tartarus LOL good thing it's not Mordor or they couldn't have done that am I right haha.
So they walked in and it was really really big.
"So how do we find the evil secret hideout?" Asked Swooty who was SUPPOSED to be in charge here.
"We can use my Chocolate Evil detecting goggles!" Said David the Gnome and he put them on.
"Ya know what, go ahead, I don't even care about this crap anymore" Said Spine.
So they followed the trail of chocolate Evil and eventually met a fork in the road.
"Oh man this could hurt somepony" Said Changeshape and she picked up the fork and they kept walking.
"STOP WALKING AND FIGHT" Screamed Roority.
"Roority we have NO time to deal with you right now" Swooty kinda forgot she even had a sister.
"ROORITY!" Screamed Roority who had the power of Roority.
"Changeshape, engage plan 11B" Said Swooty.
Changeshape transformed into a carbonite freezing chamber.
"Swooty what are you doing please NOOOOO!" Pleaded Roority as Swooty pushed her into the chamber.
Horrifying screaming echoed throughout Tartarus as Roority was slowly and painfully frozen.
"Put Roority in the canon!" Said Swooty.
Changeshape turned into a canon and they loaded Roority into it.
They shot her through Tartarus and out into space.
"Well that's that. Lets keep going!" Swooty was one cold pony.
Yeah ok so they kept walking and man they thought this place would have monsters or something but nah they all escaped a long time ago after Twilight Purple killed Three Head Fred, the guard dog who kept them all inside so yeah OOPS!
"This is it!" Said David the Gnome.
They walked up to the door and Changeshape turned into a battering ram and they knocked the door down.
"KING MOMBA, GIVE US BACK TWIX BAR NOW!" Swooty actually kinda cared about Twix Bar.
"YOU ARE LATE SWOOTY! WE ARE LEAVING ON A SPACE SHIP AND AFTER THAT WE WILL KILL THE PLANET!" Said Momba Twix.
"NOPE!" Yelled Marcopolypse as she pressed the button and the Vessel started to take off.
"WHAT OH MAN WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT THE RULER OF TARTARUS WOULD BETRAY ME?" Momba was being serious.
So Marcopolypse escaped into space and David the Gnome fell to his knees and screamed "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" and Spine and Changeshape just ignored him this time.
"MOMBA, YOU CAN'T RUN!" Swooty jumped at him and kicked him hard in the face.
"Swooty Bell, this is the end of the line! I shall kill you and after that crystals!" And Twix Bar laser zapped Swooty.
Changeshape turned into a Gundam and Spine jumped inside and they charged at Twix Bar. Twix Bar was having NONE of that and also laser zapped them but after that David the Gnome hid behind a rock and pulled a red and white spherical object out of his backpack.
Twix Bar was totally dominating this battle.
"Don't you see Swooty? With this body and my mind, you have NO chance!" Twix Bar said and also Swooty was on the ground and Twix Bar stomped on her horn and cracked it even more and Changeshape had one tear in her eye after she saw it crack.
"Twix....bar........please.......remember the time we went to the fair and had fun?" Swooty asked.
Suddenly this memory jolted Twix Bar awake.
Inside of the mind of Twix Bar Twix Bar has awoken Inside of the mind of Twix Bar.
"NO.....how can this beeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?" King Momba said with a lot of b.
“Momba! No you are hurting my friends and making me look like a total jerk” Twix Bar suddenly got more powerful for some reason and attacked Momba.
“NO! FRIENDSHIP IS FOR BABIES!” He replied and attacked her but it had no effect.
“NO! YOU’RE FOR BABIES!” Twix Bar yelled as her power grew and Momba was forced out of her head.
King Momba was ejected from Twix Bar and he flew out of her head and hit a wall.
At that moment David the Gnome leaped into the air, transformed into Speed Buggy, and tossed a Pokeball at Momba, capturing him.
“WHAT?” Screamed Spine and Changeshape.
“At least I got Momba” Said Speed Buggy.
“EXPLAIN! NOW!” Said Changeshape who after that turned into a tank.
“Ok ok fine. I am not David the Gnome. My name is Speed Buggy. I am a member of the ICOOCC! The Intergalactic Collective of Obscure Cartoon Characters. I was sent here OFFICIALLY to capture the evil King Momba, who had threatened the Universal Gallery. UNOFFICIALLY, i was sent here to destroy the dreaded Marcopolypse, who thousands of years ago destroyed a large portion of the galaxy. I want to thank you for your help Swooty Bell. Me and my partner Jabber Jaw couldn’t have done this without your help” Said Speed Buggy.
“Oh man I got reverse Speed Buggied!” Said Swooty.
“You totally got reverse Speed Buggied!” Said Speed Buggy.
A reverse Speed Buggy is when you think you are talking to someone else, but it turns out it was really Speed Buggy.
"But why did you turn into David the Gnome?" Asked Changeshape.
"We knew your world was full of Unicorns and stuff, so we figured a David the Gnome would fit in better than a Speed Buggy" Said Speed Buggy.
"But we don't even HAVE Gnomes on this planet!" Said Spine
"And the ponies here TOTALLY love Speed Buggy" Said Changeshape.
"Are you kidding me? I could have stayed in my much more powerful form?" Speed Buggy was annoyed.
"Yep" Replied Spine.
"Aw crap well I better go man that's annoying" Should have done more research Speed Buggy.
“Hold on. What about that Scootaloo freakout?” Asked Spine.
“I’ve already said too much! I must leave now and warn the collective of the escape of Marcopolypse! If you ever need help and are also in space come find our headquarters” And after that Speed Buggy flew away with King Momba.
“huh” Said Swooty Bell.
So Twix Bar was knocked out after the fight and they took her back to her cave house.
They all stayed with her and the next morning Twix Bar woke up.
“CRAP GUYS WE HAVE TO MOVE!” Twix Bar suddenly yelled, waking everyone else up.
“What are you going on about? Asked Swooty who was NOT a morning pony.
"It's Marcopolypse! I remember EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED WHILE MOMBA HAD CONTROL! She's headed to the Universal Gallery to kill EVERYONE!" Twix Bar was frantic!
"OH NO BUT SHE'S IN SPACE AND I DON'T HAVE A SHIP ANYMORE!" Swooty oh no!
"We can build one. I remember EVERYTHING! We can build our own Vessel!" Twix Bar you are awesome!
They began working as Marcopolypse drew ever closer to her goal of all of the chocolate.
"So David the Gnome turned out to be Speed Buggy" Said Changeshape.
"Yep. I guess we're done with that" Said Spine.
"So what do we talk about now?" Asked Changeshape.
"How about this?" Asked Spine as he pulled a ring out of his I don't know.
"HOLY CRAP WHAT?" Changeshape was shocked.
“Lets get hitched!” Said Spine.
So yeah she agreed.
Awwwwwwwwwww.
And because I can’t leave it on a sappy and sweet note I just want you to remember that Fast Spectrums remains are still rotting in the Neverever Forest.
END OF ACT 3
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Launch
The Swooty Bunch have been working hard for 2 months building a space vessel capable of reaching the Universal Gallery.
"Ok guys this ship will takes us far away or explode I don't know we're just horses" Said Swooty.
"It'll work! We just have to make sure not to press the Explode Ship button" Assured Twix Bar.
"Ok guys yo have all of your stuff?" Asked Swooty.
"Yep all set!" Said Spine who only has a small bag because what would a penguin own anyway?
Changeshape walked up and was also hiding her ring because MAN that would be awkward to explain while stuck on a space ship for maybe years.
The gang all stepped onto the huge ball shaped space ship. It looked kinda like those round ships on Star Wars Episode 2 remember those yeah ok.
"Twix Bar how do we get to the place? Asked Swooty
"I only remember a little bit of what I saw on a map that was kinda far away, but it's at exactly these coordinates" And she pressed some buttons on a keyboard.
"Oh hold on a minute is that a wormhole?" Asked a suddenly taken aback Swooty.
"Yeah is that a problem?" Twix Bar didn't know that Swooty was allergic to Wormholes.
"It's ok I'll take a Wormhole pill and I should be ok" Yeah Swooty they could probably use some context on that.
Anyway they all settled into the huge ship that had a game room and a Subway (I just made 20 dollars saying that!
Twix Bar pressed a button and the ship launched with so much force that the planet was pushed away from the sun a little and now summer doesn't exist.
"Welp we're in space. Kinda feels weird not being stabbed by McMeany and being in space at he same time" Swooty had some issues to work out.
"So how big is space anyway?" Asked Changeshape.
"Well I'd say at least twice as big as YO MAMA" Replied Swooty who was really proud of herself. Changeshape ran off crying because so don't have no mama and Spine ran after her.
"So how long will this trip take us?" Asked Swooty man these are questions that should have been asked before they left.
"Well considering our destination is large enough to hold all 5 universes, it's going to take a couple of weeks" Twix Bar did the math.
"5 universes?" Asked Swooty.
"Yeah, is something wrong with that?" Twix.
"No it's just.....I kinda assumed it would hold an infinite number of universes" Swooty that's not how a gallery works.
"Nope, just five" Twix Bar was surprised that Swooty didn't already know this.
"Why 5?" Asked Swooty.
"What do you mean? It HAS to be 5" Twix Bar was getting angry about this.
"Oh ok that explains it" Swooty was ok with this.
So the ship kept flying but after a while they saw a planet that was on fire.
"Swooty! We should check that out!" Twix Bar Said I MEAN Said Twix Bar.
"Eh, whatever" Swooty was in a "Go with the flow" mood.
So they landed on the planet and OH NO so much things on fire!
"PLEASE HELP US!" Screamed the Blue Power Ranger Zeo.
"Swooty! This is the Power Ranger planet! If they're in trouble something BIG must have happened" Twix Bar knows her planets!
The Rangers had pulled out all of the stops! They called in most of the teams, they had like 10 Megazords, they even had The Green Ranger, the coolest of the Power Rangers.
"What happened here?" Asked Spine because Swooty didn't really care.
"It was a HORSE! A big crazy fire horse! And also she had an army of chocolate invaders!" Replied The Blue Power Rangers Zeo.
From over a hill charged hundreds of chocolate chips with arms and legs, led by a chocolate chip cookie with a captains hat on.
"DONE!" Said Swooty
"What? These people need out help!" Demanded Changeshape.
"Nope. Done. The Power Rangers are fighting a cookie. We'll nuke it from orbit. I'm done" Swooty waled right back to the ship.
"Um, sorry guys. She's kind of in charge" Said Twix Bar.
They all headed back to the ship.
The Ship blasted off and dropped a huge bomb on the planet.
The Power Rangers are gone.
The planet was a wasteland.
"COMMANDER!" Yelled a Chocolate Chip.
The Cookie crawled from the wreckage.
"That was Swooty Bell! MEN, PREPARE TO CHASE THAT SHIP!" Ordered the cookie.
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Well that sure was a thing!
The ship kept on flying and it hit an asteroid but everything was fine now because of some heroic things that Twix Bar did but I can't really remember ok.
"Twix, we've been flying for weeks, when will we get to the wormhoooooole" Whined Swooty Bell after kicking a wall and hurting her hoof.
"Anytime now" But what she meant was ANYTIME. Could be a day, could be yesterday. Wormholes are weird.
"YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG"
"Did someone just yarg like a pirate?" Swooty asked after the yearg.
Changeshape turned into an anti aircraft gun and also put on a space helmet and went outside because she figured the yearg would be followed by an "AHOY" and after that another yearg and after that pirates would attack.
So after that pirates would attack!
"ATTACK"
The word echoed throughout space because you can hear in space in this universe.
The pirates swung from space ropes and ran all over the ship stealing loot and Changeshapes old Sci-Fi VHS collection because I just looked over and saw an old VHS copy of TRON so yeah now Changeshape collects old Sci-Fi VHS's.
"HOLY CRAP TWIX BAR SHOOT THEM" Swooty screamed in a panic.
"YOU COULD HELP YOU KNOW!" I think everyone was getting a little sick of Swootys attitude that she had because she was secretly angry that Spine and Changeshape got together and oh crap she would die if she knew they're engaged oh man that would be bad.
"NUH UH MY HORN STOPPED WORKING AGAIN!" Swooty was lazy. I mean yeah she was telling the truth, but she also had a tommy gun she could fight with.
Spine grabbed a space suit and ran outside.
"JUMP ON!" Screamed Changeshape and Spine to control of the canons.
"TAKE EVERYTHING AND GIVE NOTHING BACK!" Yelled that one pirate from Pirates of the Caribbean. You know the one. The old guy who was friends with jack. Not barbossa the other one.
"SPINE, AIM AT THE PIRATES!" Changeshape that's a great idea!
So the pirates kept attacking and some of them had guns and they shot at Changeshape but Spine shot the bullets before they could hit using the power of love or aiming or something.
"YEARGGGG I'VE BEEN HIT!" Cried the leader of the pirates and he fell down.
The Pirates began to retreat with the valuable VHS tapes when a laser shot them and they all exploded.
"NO MY TAPES!" Aw man that sucks. Poor Changeshape.
"Who did that we don't have lasers" Said Swooty and why DON'T you have lasers you're going after a bad guy!
When the space fire cleared they could see an armada of huge ships.
"ATTENTION SWOOTY BELL! I AM COMMANDER CRUMBLES OF MARCOPOLYPSE CHOCOLATE ARMY! SURRENDER OR WE WILL CRUMBLE YOU!"
"LIKE A COOKIE?" Replied Spine with a grin.
"YES LIKE A.......HEY THAT'S NOT NICE! THAT'S IT ATTACK THE PENGUIN FIRST!" Aw crap.
So Swooty pressed the Must Go Faster button shaped like Jeff Goldblum and they tried to run away.
Twix Bar did something really cool oh man she put on a space suit and went outside and jumped on top of the ship.
"SPACE LASER!" She screamed and shot a super laser that destroyed a ship.
"KEEP GOING! WE MUST STOP THEM AND ALSO GET THAT MEAN PENGUIN!" The enemy was really strong and the cookie said that.
The ships fired but turns out Swooty is pretty good at piloting.
"CHANGESHAPE, WE HAVE TO GET INSIDE AND HIDE!" Spine was correct.
So they started running and Changeshape got inside first but the cookie said something that made Spine mad.
"ARE YOU TRYING TO PROTECT THAT HIDEOUS WITCH? SHE'LL BE THE FIRST TO BE THROWN INTO A STAR!" And he laughed.
Spine started to turn red and he grabbed the small laser pistol that came with the space suit.
"Spine?" Changeshape thought he was inside but NOPE he was doing something crazy.
"I'LL MURDERLIZE YA FOR THAT!" Screamed Spine who leaped off of the ship and went flying toward Commander Crumble's ship.
Changeshape ran back outside, but it was too late. Spine was on the enemy ship.
Spine ran as fast as he could across the huge battleship, killing a ton of Chocolate Chip Warriors as he ran.
Spine shot open a door on the ship and a bunch of Chocolate Chip Warriors got sucked outside.
"COMMANDER! I'M HERE TO FIGHT FOR THE HONOR OF CHANGESHAPE AND ALSO KEEP YOU FROM KILLING EVERYONE!" Spine is having his crowning moment of awesome!
Commander Crumbles immediately shot the gun out of Spines hand.
"If you want to fight, at LEAST do it right!" And the commander tossed a sword to Spine.
Spine picked up the sword and charged at Commander Crumbles in blind rage. The Commander stepped right out of the way and tripped Spine.
"Do you really think you can challenge ME? The right hand of Marcopolypse, and also a really really good sword fighter?" He was born less then a month ago come on now.
"I KNOW I CAN!" AND Spine lunged at him.
The Sword went straight into Spines shoulder. Spine dropped his sword.
"CHOCOLATE CHIPS, TAKE HIM TO THE CAGES!" The Commander Commanded.
The Swoot Ship was able to escape in the chaos.
Changeshape fell to the ground and began to cry. Mostly because of Spine but also a little because that was a REALLY nice collection of Sci-Fi VHS tapes.
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Destroyed
The area was vast. It glowed a bright white, and 5 enormous colorful orbs floated within. Above all a huge crystal floated.
Marcopolypse had arrived.
"NOW THE CHOCOLATE SHALL BECOME PART OF ME AND I WILL WIN!" She was not completely wrong.....
Her ship advanced, and the Crystalline Attractor began to glow red.
"YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO BE HERE! STOP OR I WILL REDUCE YOU TO ATOMS AND SPREAD YOU ACROSS THE 5 UNIVERSES!" This crystal means business!
"You DARE speak to me in that way? I AM YOUR NEW MASTER!" Marcopolypse sure was brave!
The crystal shot a beam of energy at her ship and it exploded.
"HA JOKES ON YOU I DON'T NEED AIR!" And she began to fly up to the crystal also people can fly here.
"HAVE YOU ANY IDEA WHAT I AM? I HAVE BEEN HERE FOR BILLIONS OF YEARS! NO THREAT HAS EVER STOOD AGAINST ME! I AM THE MOST POWERFUL aw crap" He talked so long that Marcopolypse landed on him.
"CONTACT WITH ORGANIC LIFE! MY ONE WEAKNESS!" And now Marcopolypse has full control.
"GIVE ME ALL OF THE CHOCOLATE!"
The Universe was a huge and powerful one.
On the small planet of Echocolateia, Sweetie Bar played with her friends Candy Apple and Scootaloo.
"EVERYONE GET INSIDE, SOMETHING IS HAPPENING!" Screamed Twilight Chocolatebarkel.
They turned on the chocolate tv. They are a REALLY advanced universe.
"The sky has gone dark. From the M&M Belt all the way to Chocolate Pluto. The planets and stars are gone!
The Choco Six gathered the AndesMints of Harmony and prepared for battle.
It was no use.
The Chocolate ponies began to be absorbed. All of them.
The planet was nearly gone when the last survivor ran outside.
Suddenly her mind expanded.
"M.....Marcopolypse" Said Scootaloo, the only none chocolate pony in the universe.
The planet was gone, and Scootaloo died in Chocolate space.
Marcopolypse had absorbed the entire chocolate universe.
"WE HAVE TO GO BACK!" Frantically screamed Changeshape.
"Ain't gonna happen! We HAVE to get to the Universal Gallery. He's probably already dead anyway!" Swooty has gone full meany.
"SWOOTY!" Twix Bar was angry.
"Look, Changeshape, we have to stop Marcopolypse before it's too late. Commander Crumble works for her, so maybe they'll be waiting for us" Aww Twix Bar's nice.
Changeshape stood up and walked away without a word. She begins to pack her bag,
"I'm not leaving him" She said to herself.
Changeshape waited until the others went to sleep, and jumped into a shuttle that this ship totally has and went after Spine.
Unimaginable amounts of chocolate was streaming from the universes.
"THIS POWER! IT IS DELICIOUS!"
The 4 remaining universes began to notice the loss of the chocolate, but none had any way of stopping it.
Spine awoke in a small cage.
"HEY CRUMBS, GET BACK HERE AND FIGHT ME!" He was still fired up.
"SHUDDUP!" Said a chocolate chip and I never expected to have to type that.
"HE OWES ME A REMATCH!"
"ENOUGH!" Screamed Commander Crumbles.
"Oh, so you finally found the nerve to face me" I really admire Spines courage here, but he really needs to shut up.
"I have already won. You can not defeat me. You will die, just like Swooty and your ugly girlfriend!" ouch crumbles that's harsh!
"WHAT? NO WAY! you........you didn't" Spine lost his will to fight.
"I'll just let you think for a while!" And he even started laughing! Oh man this guy!
Spine was crushed, and curled into a ball and began to sob.
Oh man that's depressing I can't leave it at that!
Remember the word Goofyhoofy? That was a funny word! And um.....aw man this was a downer.
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"I'M SO ANGRY" SAID SWOOTY!!!!!!!!
"It was kind of your fault you know!" Twix is tellin it like it is!
"WHAT? SHE'S THE ONE WHO ABANDONED US!"
"Yeah after you went on your 'HE'S PROBABLY DEAD JUST LIKE YOU'LL BE IF YOU STEAL MY SECRET ESCAPE SHUTTLE IN THE HANGER RIGHT NEXT TO THE GIFT SHOP AND THE PASSWORD IS SWOOTY' rant" Twix has a point.
"SHE STILL SHOULD HAVE OBEYED MY ORDERS! SHE'S DEAD WHEN I FIND HER" Wow Swooty!
Twix Bar could tell something was wrong with Swooty. Yeah she's always been kind selfish, but oh man this is crazy.
Also the cracks in Swootys horn began to glow red.
Well at that moment they see a huge Space Station outside that is on fire.
"Meh, lets keep moving" Said Swooty.
Twix Bar frowned and ignored her and she flew the ship to the space station.
"DANG IT TWIX WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?" Swooty marched right up to her!
"THEY COULD BE IN TROUBLE! I'M GOING TO HELP!" YOU TELL HER TWIX BAR.
So Swooty begrudgingly followed her onto the station and the word ICOOCC was on a sign and was on fire.
"OH MAN THIS IS SPEED BUGGYS PLACE MAYBE THEY CAN HELP!" Swooty got all happy again and they ran inside.
Spine was still crying because he thinks Changeshape is dead.
Swooty and Twix Bar enter the station. They come across a ton of dead cartoons. Grape Ape was impaled on a rafter. The Hair Bear Bunch had been burnt alive. Wally Gator had been beheaded.
"Wow this kinda sucks" Swooty really has a way with words.
"Who, may I ask, are you?" Asked a distinguished voice.
"WHO WANTS TO KNOW?" Swooty was ready to fight.
"I am High Commander Scooby Doo of the Collective!" he said with authority and has Patrick Stewarts voice and doesn't sound at all like he does on the cartoon.
"GUYS YOU'RE OK!" Speed Buggy speed buggied out of cover.
"Oh, is THIS Swooty Bell, hero of Horse Planet U.S.A? It is an honor" Said Scooby Doo.
"You BET it is" Replied Swooty.
"Guys oh man we got attacked by Chocolate Chips!" Said Speed Buggy.
"Join the club" Replied Twix Bar.
"Swooty Bell. Out Collective has been destroyed. We do not have the power to stop Marcopolypse. She has made it to the Universal Gallery and has already destroyed an entire universe!" Explained Scooby Doo oh man what.
Twix Bar covered her mouth in shock and started to cry.
"Yeah whatever how do we stop her" Swooty Swooty.
Before anyone could answer, a Chocolate Ship flew by and launched a bomb at the Space Station.
Well Scooby was killed and Speed Buggy was hurt really bad.
Swootys horn stopped glowing red for a second and suddenly she got really sad!
"SPEED BUGGY!" She ran to him.
"Swooty..............find.........the universal............constant" And with that Speed Buggy died.
So her horn started glowing again and she got really mad and stormed back to the ship.
So on the ship Twix Bar confronted Swooty.
"Swooty you're being crazy! You've been mean to your friends, you murdered Cheesy Bread, you killed all Power Rangers! And your horn is being all red now!" Twix is asking the questions.
"LAY OFF!" Swooty zapped at Twix!
"SWOOTY WE'RE IN A SPACE SHIP THAT'S NOT A THING YOU SHOULD BE DOING" But Swooty kept shooting at her.
That was ENOUGH! Twix Bar was ready to get serious! She zapped Swooty and tied her to a table.
"YOU MONSTER LET ME GO I'LL KILL YOU!" Swooty was having a fit!
"SWOOTY! WHEN DID YOUR HORN GET CRACKED?" Oh man here it comes.
"FROM YOU ALRIGHT? I GOT IT BY FIGHTING YOU!" OH MAN
Twix Bar remembered it vaguely. She had cracked her horn during the battle with the robots! OH NO IT WAS HER FAULT!
"Wait.....the robots! SWOOTY YOU'VE BEEN INFECTED WITH MR.MCMEANYS MCMEANYBYTES AND THEY'RE MAKING YOU MEAN!" He just keeps finding ways to make it into the story.
So Twix Bar knocked her out and zapped her horn until the bytes died.
"Swooty are you ok?" She asked and it was an hour later.
"I think so.....oh holy crap I was a jerk!" She remembers that kinda sucks.
"Lets just blame McMeany for this one. Also be careful because the mean could flare up again if I missed any bytes" Twix Bar you better not have missed any!
"OH CRAP WE HAVE TO GO AFTER CHANGESHAPE AND SPINE!" Remembered Swooty.
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Marcopolypse continued her evil scheme!
"NOW I HAVE HALF OF THE CHOCOLATE!" She said and she was getting more and more powerful.
A small ship approaches her.
"MISTRESS MARCOPOLYPSE! WE HAVE CAPTURED ONE OF SWOOTY BELLS FRIENDS AND THEY HAVE A SPACE SHIP!" Told a Chocolate Chip.
"SWOOTY? IN SPACE? NO! THIS COULD RUIN EVERYTHING! SEND ALL SHIPS TO DESTROY THEM AND AFTER THAT DESTROY HORSE PLANET!" She ordered.
The little ship left to send the order.
Spine had tried to bend the bars of his cage, but nope not working. And uh oh Commander Crumbles the cookie saw him doing that.
"Bring him to the chamber!" He ordered.
Spine found himself in a huge arena. A monstrous Chocolate Pudding Monster entered from a cave that is on this space ship.
Spine didn't know what to do. He had no weapons, and even if he did win he'd have to fight the entire Chocolate Invader army who is in this room watching.
Spine waddled as fast as he could to a rock and picked up the rock and threw the rock and hit the monster with the rock.
"HOW DARE YOU HIT ME WITH A ROCK! I AM CHOCOLATE PUDDING YOU SHOULD LOVE ME! I AM DELICIOUS ZIPPITY ZOOBOP DO BOP PUDDING!" Said the monster and his name is Bill.
So Spine ran from Bill and kept throwing rocks.
"COME ON NOW LITTLE GUY STOP WITH THE THROWING AND THE HITTING AND THE AH AH AH" The Pudding said.
Spine was exhausted. He fell to the ground, and waited for the pudding to kill him.
"I'm sorry changsh-" His voice was cut off by an explosion.
The Pudding monster was startled and ran back to his cave with a "ZIP ZOP ZOOBITY BOP".
The walls of the arena exploded, and a huge robot ran in, crushing Chocolate Chips under it's massive robotic feet.
Spine began to cry as the robot transformed back to changeshape and he ran up to her and hugged her or whatever I guess.
"They told me you went the way of Scootaloo" Spine said between sobs.
"I'm not that easy to kill! You should know that by now" And they kissed I guess man back to the action please.
"So we have fifty thousand Chocolate Chips, a Pudding Monster, an armada of ships, and a master swordsman for a commander to deal with" Said Changeshape.
"Ready to commit another genocide?" Asked Spine with a smirk.
"Always!" Replied Changeshape and she turned into a Gundam.
They charged through the ship and Spine found a sword and was standing on Changeshapes shoulder as they cut down thousands of Chocolate Chips.
"NOT SO FAST!" Yelled Commander Crumbles who was riding the Pudding Monster.
"ZIPPITY ZOO THEMS THE ONES WHO KILLED THE CHOCOLATE CHIPS WITH THE HITTING AND THE HURTING OF THE PUDDING" Don't worry the monster dies soon so we don't have to deal with this for much longer.
Changeshape and the Monster punched at the same time, meeting fists in mid air. Changeshape used her wrist laser to blind the monster.
"OH NO I CAN'T SEE I'M BLIND OH NO WHAT WILL I DO I NEED MY EYES TO SEE" The Monster was upset.
Commander Crumbles fell off of The Monster, and Spine jumped down to face him.
They looked at each other, and didn't say a word. A moment later the swords met with a loud clang of steel as the giants battles above them. Spine slashed at the cookie, but could not make contact.
"I have only grown stronger while you rotted in that cage! YOU ARE NOTHING" He stabbed at Spine, hitting the same spot as before. He fell to the ground and the cookie pressed his cookie boot onto his head.
"NOTHING! YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO HER POWER" He said while kicking and stomping him.
Changeshape saw what was happening, but took a huge punch while looking away. She leaped into the air and did a spinning kick into the monster, destroying it.
Changeshape was hurt, and reverted to her normal form before falling to the ground. Crumbles was having too much fun hitting Spine to notice her.
"NOTHING! YOU WILL DIE BROKEN AND ALONE UNDER MY BOOT" He was really enjoying this.
"HE'S NEVER ALONE" Screamed Changeshape as she leaped into the air and turned into a sword.
It was over in a flash. Spine grabbed her and stabbed him clean through.
"I....guess.....that's......how-" The cookie was cut off as Spine punched him, causing him to turn to crumbs.
"The Cookie Crumbles!" Spine finished.
Changeshape fell unconscious on the ground.
"Well, at least we'll die together" Said Spine Aww.
At that moment Spine saw a remote in the remains of the Commander.
"Self Destruct all Chocolate Invaders" The remote had that written on it.
"I can at least keep them from killing anyone else!" He said as he pressed the button and the ship started to explode.
"SPINE!" Screamed Swooty as the ship flew through the exploding much larger ship.
"COME ON" Swooty screamed, but he was struggling with something.
"I CAN'T LEAVE HER!" He said as he tried to drag the much larger pony thing onto the ship.
Swootys horn bliped red for just a second.
"LEAVE HER!" She said angerly.
Twix Bar saw the red light, and ran out of the ship to save Spine and Changeshape, knowing that Swooty would leave them behind.
As soon as he was in the ship he passed out.
Swooty Bell Adventures Part 4: A Swoot Hope
So it turns out that one of the other universes had a huge chocolate core and when Marcopolypse absorbed it the universe exploded.
"I NOW HAVE MOST CHOCOLATE!" She said proudly.
3 universes remain.
Spine awoke in the medical wing of the ship.
"CHAGESHAPE?" He yelled as he awoke.
"Spine....." Swooty was with him
"What do YOU want?" Spine was not a happy penguin.
"I'm sorry Spine, it's just-" She was stopped from talking.
"SAVE IT! Where is Changeshape?" He demanded.
Swooty was hurt, but understood his anger. She pointed him to her room.
Changeshape was hooked up to all kinds of machines and Twix Bar was looking after her and wait that means no one is piloting the ship!
Spine asked Twix Bar to leave.
"I know how you feel right now Spine, but Swooty didn't mean those things she said. It was McMeany" Twix Bar said as she left the room.
Spine stayed with Changeshape and and and Something happy better happen soon!
Back on Horse Planet U.S.A, the last bit of Chocolate dried up and a ton of ponies died because of it.
OH COME ON NOW!
So Swooty went back up to check on the controls when she saw it!
"TWIX BAR I THINK IT'S THE WORMHOLE" OH BOY HERE WE GO!
The ship blasted full speed into the wormhole and Swooty forgot to take her wormhole pill and threw up on the way in.
They had arrived.
The Universal Gallery was in complete chaos. Only 2 had been destroyed, and a constant flow of chocolate flowed to Marcopolypse yep it was flowing!
"Guys no way we can beat her ourselves!" Said Swooty but only Twix Bar was in the room with her.
"Wait, remember what Speed Buggy said? About the Universal Constant?" Oh man nice memory Twix Bar.
"Well we only have 3 universes to check, and that one's on fire, so lets check the one with the big E on it" Said Swooty so they did.
The ship flew through another wormhole and into another universe. This one was really tiny. It had 1 moon, 1 sun that had gone dark, and 1 planet. They sped to the planet in hopes of finding answers.
The magical land of Equestria was once a beacon of hope to the other universes, but something awful had happened. The planet was in constant darkness, and few survived.
The town of Ponyville only lived due to the magical power of Twilight Sparkle.
The ship landed in the town square.
"GREETINGS!" Said Swooty as she exited the ship. The ponies looked in horror as a strange pony like black and pink thing walked out of the ship, along with one who looked familiar but had a candy bar for a horn. The entire town came out to greet the strange aliens.
"Hello! I am Princess Twilight Sparkle! It is an honor to meet you" She said.
"Um yeah what your name is Twilight Sparkle?" Swooty asked.
"Um, yes?"
"And you're purple?" Oh man.
"Right again?" Twilight was confused.
"Oh man this is nuts. Our Twilight died and was a Grimace" Swooty said without any context.
"Well alright. Anyway you are welcomed to our small town, but I warn you that food has become scarce, and natural sunlight no longer exists" Twilight Said.
"Oh no how did this happen?" Asked Swooty.
"Out Princess, Celestia, was kidnapped by her sister Luna. We still have no idea what happened to her" Oh crap.
Swooty looked really awkward but didn't say anything about what had happened.
"Oh no that's bad anyway we're looking for something to help battle a bad guy!" Said Swooty.
"What kind of 'Bad guy' " Asked Rainbow Dash and now the whole gang is here.
"A monster of enormous power. At this moment she is absorbing power from every universe. She has destroyed 2 already" Twix Bar answered.
"Entire UNIVERSES? That is horrible! How many are left? or is it an infinite amount? Asked Twilight who needed answers NOW because she's Twilight.
"3" Replied Swooty.
"What? Why only 3?" She asked
"BECAUSE!" Said an angry Twix Bar.
"Well I don't know how much help we can be, but we will join you in your fight!" Said Twilight but Swooty saw someone standing behind her.
"Twix, do you see that?" Asked Swooty.
"But.....that can't be right. Everyone here looks so different....but not her" Said Twix.
Scootaloo was standing with her friends.
"Her ok that sounds great but instead we'll take that pony" Said Swooty.
"Scootaloo? Why her? Asked Twilight.
"Oh man even the same name" Swooty was putting everything together.
"Ok look. A talking car told us to find 'The Universal Constant'. We think that is Scootaloo. We had our own Scootaloo, and she looked just like that one. I think we need her to help us!" Said Swoots.
"NO WAY!" Protested Rainbow Dash.
"She's just a child! How could SHE help?" Asked Twilight.
"Because she's done it before!" Said Twix Bar.
"If you really think I can help....I'll go with you!" Sid Scootaloo.
"Shouldn't you go ask your parents?" Asked Twix Bar.
"Haha nope" Said Applebloom.
"I don't have any" She said sadly.
"Well that's better than OUR universe. In ours a horrible monster made you out of chocolate and now we have to go kill her" Said Swooty.
"On second thought...." Said Scootaloo but Swooty grabbed her and pressed the launch button.
As they left, Swooty looked out of the window and glared at Sweetie Belle. She glared back.
Swooty Bell Adventures Part 4: A Swoot Hope
Swooty and Twix Bar totally kidnapped Scootaloo and took her to help in the war.
"Um guys, what exactly do you expect me to do?" Asked a frightened Scootaloo.
"You are Scootaloo, you'll figure something out" Said Twix Bar.
"Yeah last time you flew right up and killed her real good" Swooty thinks she's helping.
"But guys, I can't fly" And now all hope is lost!
Swootys eyes got really big and she ran up to Scootaloo. "WHAT?"
"I'd been training with Rainbow Dash until YOU kidnapped me!" Scootaloo was getting fired up!
"Pffffffft Rainbow Dash, that's a stupid name" Said Swooty Bell who is named SWOOTY BELL!
At that moment they reentered the Universal Gallery, and OH CRAP the chocolate wasn't flowing anymore!
"I HAVE ALL CHOCOLATE!" Screamed Marcopolypse.
Twix Bar got on the intercom and called everyone into the command room.
"Ok guys look ok I'm sorry for being so mean. Part of it was Mr.McMeanys fault, but I was also angry at Spine for moving on with his life and that made ME a meany. So guys I hope we can all be friends again and also we are about to fight a Marcopolypse with 5 universes worth of Chocolate so yeah we gotta deal with that" Said Swooty.
"Aw, fahgettaboudit" said Spine and he hugged Swooty.
Changeshape was still really beat up but she felt better when Spine came to visit her and man they are adorable. Anyway Changeshape joined in on the hug.
"CHANGELING!” Screamed Scootaloo and she tried to run away but ran into a wall.
“ChangeSHAPE!” Corrected Changeshape.
Spine walked up to Scootaloo.
“Oh wow, you really DO look just like our Scootaloo” He said.
“SPIKE? WHY DO YOU HAVE A BEAK?” Scootaloo was freaking out.
Changeshape walked up to her.
“I don’t know what my your universe counterpart did to you, but I assure you i am a friend” And she held out her hoof.
Scootaloo reluctantly stood up and calmed down.
“Sorry guys, I’m just a little freaked out. You all look like ponies I know, but after Discord got his hands on them”
“Oh you knew Discord? That monster we’re about to fight killed him, or I assume she did because we forgot to have a scene showing us find out about that” Said Swooty and oops my bad lol I said that in Derpy’s voice I’m so whacky!
“Wait, that thing killed Discord?’ Swooty was starting to freak out again.
“Yeah right after absorbing your dead body” Twix Bar said really matter-of-factly.
“Ok guys, that’s enough. Is Pinkie Pie pranking me here or something?” Asked Scootaloo.
“Do you mean Pinker Play? I melted her in acid” Swooty stop.
Scootaloo fainted, but Changeshape caught her before she hit her head on the ground and took her to the infirmary.
Swootys ship approached the huge crystal.
“Oh, is that you Swooty Bell? I have been waiting for you. As you can see I now have all chocolate!” Oh man Marcopolypse is intimidating.
“THIS ENDS NOW MARCOPOLYPSE!” Swooty opened the door to the ship oh and they can breath here now.
Swooty jumped out first and kicked at Marcopolypse, but her power was so strong that Swooty was thrown onto the ground in pain before she even touched Marcopolypse.
“Swooty, did you really think you could challenge ME?” Marcopolypse started to laugh.
“HAVE AT THEE!” Oooo Twix Bar that was cool.
Twix Bar laser zapped her, but it did nothing.
Changeshape was still weak, but not too weak to turn into a huge mech for Spine to pilot. She punched Marcopolypse, but she still just kept laughing,
“Don’t you see yet Swooty Bell? Universes have fallen to my power! Not even Speed Buggy could stop me! I shall kill all of you here, and I will destroy your universe next!” Said Swooty OH MAN I MEAN MARCOPOLYPSE!
Marcopolypse waved her hoof, and the Swooty Bunch went flying.
“Oh come on this is stupid we beat the robots and chocolate chips, why not the universe powered monster horse?” Swooty had a point.
At that moment Scootaloo woke up, and looked outside.
Huge monsters and universes are a normal day for Swooty and her gang, but not for the little Pony who had been plucked from her peaceful little town.
“What can I do?” She was at a complete loss.
Marcopolypse stopped laughing when she saw Scootaloo.
“What? how is this possible? I have ALL chocolate!” And she tried to absorb her.
“HA, jokes on you but this Scootaloo isn’t chocolate!” Said Swooty who is in no place to be mocking Marcopolypse.
“I WILL KILL YOU NOW!” Declared Marcopolypse and she flew through the air to destroy Scootaloo.
“SPINE, THE LITTLE PONY!” Said Changeshape.
Spine and huge robot Changeshape ran over and punched Marcopolypse as hard as they could. The combined force of the robot punch and her will to save Scootaloo actually sent Marcopolypse flying a few hundred feet!
“HEY, LAY OFF THE KID!” Changeshaped demanded.
“You idiot, now you will DIE!” Marcopolypse needs to take a chill pill.
So Changeshape and Spine are on the ground screaming in pain as Swooty saw it happening and got really mad. Really REALLY mad.
Her horn started glowing red.
“TWIX BAR, THROW ME AT MARCOPOLYPSE RIGHT NOW!” Swooty ordered. Twix Bar saw the red glowing, but didn’t know what else to do. She threw her.
Swooty kicked Marcopolypse at top speed, but nope did nothing.
“I’M DONE WITH THIS!” And so Marcopolypse zapped at her with chocolate power.
Swooty was still in meany mode, so she didn’t care what happened to anyone else so she deflected the shot and it hit that third surviving universe.
“YAY WE SAVED THE SCHOOL FROM THE BAD GUYS” Celebrated Sunset Shimmer the human.
She got off of the music stage and went over and hugged her friends.
“I just know this is only the beginning for our adventures at Canterlot High!” She said as the chocolate beam hit the school directly and destroyed her universe.
“SWOOTY NO!” screamed Twix Bar, but it was too late. The universe was gone.
Swootys horn went back to normal.
“Oh no I just killed a universe!” Said Swooty who was crying.
“Hahaha oh this is great! The hero Swooty Bell just killed a universe, and now I will kill you with my hooves!” Said Marcopolypse and she prepared to do so.
Scootaloo watched the awful battle take place. It was a little funny but mostly depressing.
“I have an idea.....I hope this works!” Scootaloo grabbed her saddle bag and ran outside.
“CHANGESHAPE, CAN YOU GIVE ME A LIFT?” She asked.
Changeshape flew over with her robot jets and picked her up.
“BE CAREFUL!” Changeshape ordered as they flew toward Marcopolypse.
“Now Swooty, i shall end you and your friends FOR GOOD!” Marcopolyspe said but was suddenly in pain.
“NO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” And she melted and was dead. Her particles floated right out of the wormhole and into the black hole outside.
Swooty and Twix Bar looked up at Scootaloo in amazement.
“OH HOLY CRAP HOW DID YOU DO THAT?” Asked an impressed Swooty.
“I held up this bright lamp” And she showed them the normal everyday lamp.
“BUT THAT WAS MARCOPOLYPSE! HOW DID A LAMP STOP HER?” Asked Twix Bar.
“Guys, she was made of chocolate. I held up the lamp and she melted” Scootaloo didn’t understand why they had such a hard time with her.
“BUT SHE WAS-” Started Swooty but was cut off.
“She was Chocolate” Scootaloo WAS right.
So the Swooty Bunch was completely flabbergasted, but they got back into the ship and flew away.
So they started to go home and Scootaloo passed out because holy crap she just won the war! Well anyway she fell asleep in Changeshapes lap.
Changeshape looked down at her and smiled, and after that she looked at Spine.
“I want one” She said.
Spine looked really freaked out and gulped really hard.
Marcopolypse particles got sucked into that back hole but OH NO SOMEONE ELSE'S PARTICLES ARE ALSO IN THAT BLACK HOLE!
It took a while, but Mr.Mcmeanys particles also floated into that black hole. So they merged because they can do that.
Out of the black hole emerged a 100 foot tall monster. It had the body and power of Marcopolypse but could withstand bright light, and the head and mind of Mr.McMeany.
It set it’s sights on Horse Planet U.S.A.
Mr.MarcMeanyclypse smiled.
Swooty Bell Adventures Part 4: A Swoot Hope
Swooty Bell Adventures Part 4: A Swoot Hope
3 months have swooted by on Horse Planet U.S.A and stuff is all happy and junk.
"Oh man it took all month but my castle is good as new and now has air hockey" Said Swooty who was alone and talking directly to you, the reader.
"Oh no I'm late I better get going!" Said Swooty but this time she WASN'T talking to you.
Swooty ran out of her new castle door and sped down the road.
Twix Bar was just finishing her daily breakfast of Rice Krispies cereal and was also getting dressed in her best cape. She was looking for her ceremonial super amulet in her drawer of shiny things when she saw it. The heart shaped locket and she got really sad. Inside was a picture of her and T.Ricks being happy all those years ago before he exploded.
"Oh no this is a happy day and I am late" She said and ran out of the door like Swooty ran out of the door.
Apple Friend was also getting dressed and also let Scootaloo have some horse dresses because all she packed was that lamp.
“Thanks Apple Bl....apple friend” She said and was still getting used to this crazy world.
“No problem Scootaloo! It feels so good ta say that again!” And Apple Friend hugged her.
“So did the papers go through yet?” Asked Apple Friend.
“Not yet, but things should go smoother after today. OH CRAP WE’RE LATE!” Scootaloo was freaking out again.
“It’s ok as long as Swooty and Twix ain’t also late” Said Apple Friend uh oh.
So everyone was a little late but that’s ok. Swooty ran into the huge building and ran up on stage.
“Oh man sorry guys but ok it’s time!” She said and everyone else in the room cheered.
“We are gathered here today because Spine and Changeshape are getting hitched!” Said Swooty in a most eloquent of ways.
Spine walked down the aisle in a little tuxedo lol it’s funny because he’s a penguin. Changeshape just transformed into herself but with a dress on. And also Twix Bar is both mare of honor and best mare because they really don’t have a lot of friends.
Well the wedding was going great and Swooty was telling everyone a recap of the adventure they had that made them all meet.
“And after that me and Twilight Purple blew up the armada and I became the first black sled champion!” Swooty recounted.
“She’s been going on for hours!” Whispered Scootaloo to Apple Friend.
“Of course she has. Haven't ya ever been to a weddin before? Asked Apple Friend.
So Swooty droned on for 5 hours about the adventures they had, most of them not concerning Spine and Changeshape in the slightest.
“And now here we are! At the wedding of 2 of my best and only friends” She said and at that moment realized she would probably die alone.
So the wedding is really nice and now it’s time for the marrying part of the wedding.
“Yo, Changeshape, you take this penguin for husband?” Swooty asked in the traditional manner.
“no OH CRAP SORRY i mean yes” Said Changeshape.
“You Spine, do you take this fly bug pony as yo wife?” She really has this stuff down.
“You know it sister!” He replied.
“YAY YOU ARE MARRIED NOW” She said.
Just after she said that, the sky went dark.
Oh man the sun is blocked out! And Mr.MarcMeanyclypse is the one blocking it!
“SWOOTY BELL! COME OUT AND FACE ME!” He ordered with a grin.
All of the ponies and other things flooded out of the “House of Hitching” and looked up in amazement.
“OH COME ON MR.MCMEANY HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO KILL YOU?” Swooty was mad because the wedding is ruined now!
“Swooty Bell, I have traveled across the universe to destroy you! And also I have a horse body now!” He said and shot a beam destroying the wedding house and the cake!
The Swooty Bunch stood together, and prepared for the battle of a lifetime.
MEANWHILE IN A NEBULA FAR FROM HORSE PLANET U.S.A!
A huge being spread out across the nebula.
“Swooty Bell is about to make her decision! I must go!” Said the being to the pony in front of him. He flew off toward Horse Planet U.S.A.
Spine put his beak to the ground, and screamed
“RATTLESNAKES!” And the army of rattlesnakes arrived!
MarcMeanyclypse landed on the planet. The 100 foot tall pony man was getting ready to kill them all!
The Rattlesnakes attacked but the venom had no effect!
"Nice try Spine, but I am immune to Rattlesnake Venom!" Said Mr.MarcMeanyclypse as he lasered a nearby village and it exploded.
"I HAVE AN IDEA!" Said Twix Bar and she ran away.
Twix Bar entered the secret jungle city and pleaded with the leader.
"Please! All life will be destroyed! We need an army to help us!" She pleaded.
"We sent one of our kind to your world before, and she was killed! How can we trust you?" The leader asked.
At that moment a huge Mr.MarcMeanyclypse laser destroyed part of the village.
"Ok fine I get it now we will help!" He said.
The Grimace army was ready.
Swooty zapped at MarcMeanyclypse, but she could only reach his legs because she still only has one wing.
"This is a nightmare oh man" She was angry. So angry that her horn glowed red.
"What is this? Are those MCMEANYBYTES? Oh how wonderful! I still found a way to torment you after my death!" MarcMeanyclypse was being a meany.
Swooty started using her magic to throw ponies at him!
"ahaha, this is really amusing, but I think it's time We put a stop to this" MarcMeanyclypse spoke.
He picked up Swooty with his new chocolate magic, and snapped her horn right off.
At that moment the Grimace army showed up and was killed. Lol I just wanted more Grimace in the story.
"Now that I have taken care of her, I shall......wait a moment, is that SCOOTALOO?"
Scootaloo hid behind a tree, terrified.
"Well no matter, I shall kill her also!" And he shot at her.
Changeshape jumped into the air and deflected the shot with her hoof.
"YOU STAY AWAY FROM HER!" She screamed and turned into a catapult and somehow shot herself up to Mr.MarcMeanyclypse head. She laser blasted his eye.
"OH CRAP THAT HURT" He said as he magic'd her into the ground with a thud.
Spine ran over to her, but was also blasted with magic and really really hurt.
"SCOOTALOO! IT'S UP TO SCOOTAYOU!" Yelled Twix Bar.
"But how?" She had no idea what was coming!
"GO TO SWOOTY! TOUCH HER FACE!" Twix Bar said.
So Scootaloo did that and after she did that Twix Bar laser zapped Scootaloo and the stump that once held Swootys horn.
Mr.MarcMeanyclypse watched in horror as ANOTHER 100 foot tall horse who was an alicorn was born.
"What are you?" He asked.
"I" and she kicked him.
"AM" And she laser zapped him.
"SWOOTALOO!" And she tossed him into the air and kicked him to the ground.
Well Twix Bar got the others to safety as the battle of the 100 foot horses took place.
"This ends now forever" Said Swootyloo.
"As it should be!" Replied MarcMeanyclypse.
They both jumped at each other and began punching each other with magic fists. Swootaloo was just beating the crap out of him.
MarcMeanyclypse decided to jump back into space and Swootaloo followed.
"I WILL NOT DIE AGAIN!" He said as he unleashed a flurry of magic missiles.
"YOU WILL DIE EVERY TIME!" Replied Swootaloo as she grabbed them and threw them back.
Mr.MarcMeanyclypse never expected a foe such as this, and tried to retreat.
"NO MCMEANY! YOU SHALL NEVER AGAIN HURT MY FRIENDS!" And she grabbed him with her hooves and punched him with the force of the nuke that killed the Care Bears so long ago.
"NO! I AM THE SMARTEST AND MOST POWERFUL! HOW CAN YOU DO THIS?" He cried as he flew through space.
"With the power of" And she laser zapped him, making him fly faster.
"Friendship" She said as Mr.MarcMeanyclypse hit the sun and died.
Swootaloo had used all of her power and began to land back on the planet.
When they hit the ground they turned back to normal.
"SCOOTALOO!" Screamed Changeshape as she ran up and hugged her.
"I'm fine, but Swooty.........."
Swooty was motionless on the ground.
"She made the decision. Only one of us could come back. She said she needed to atone for blowing up a universe or something" Scootaloo said.
Oh man Swooty died because she Swooty’d tooo hard!
"Oh no Swooty got Scootaloo'd!" Said Twix Bar.
"What?" Scootaloo was confused.
"Oh, that means she died" Answered Spine.
"But.......ok fine never mind" Scootaloo was starting to understand how this crazy universe worked.
The sky turned a soft yellow as a huge being covered it.
"Oh great NOW what?" Said Spine.
"I am the Great Fabric! I have watched the deeds of Swooty Bell. She gave her life for her friend, and has gained passage into the Fabric Nebula"
Swootys body began to rise into the air, and was taken to space.
Swooty Bell awoke in a fabric bed in the fabric nebula. Her horn and wing are better, and Scootaloo watched over her.
"Scootaloo, why are you here and not back on horse planet?" She asked.
"I'm not the Equestrian Scootaloo. I'm YOUR Scootaloo!" She said oh man yes!
"What, How?"
"The Great Fabric deemed me worthy, and I was brought to the Fabric Nebula to live forever"
"HEY DON'T FORGET ABOUT US!" Said a couple of voices.
Speed Buggy and Twilight Purple entered the room.
Swooty was happier then she had been in a really long time.
"I guess it wasn't dumb fabric after all" Swooty Said.
One Year Later
The world is being rebuilt, under the rule of the great Princess Twix Bar. She has ushered in a new age with Rice Krispies, and has formed Horse Nation U.S.A.
Scootaloo ran up to Apple Friend excitedly.
"IT'S OFFICIAL! THE PAPERS WENT THROUGH" She said with tears in her eyes.
Changeshape and Spine smiled at their newly adopted daughter. Scootaloo was no longer an orphan and was happy. Suck on THAT Scootabusers!
The Town of Horse Town U.S.A was rebuilt, with a huge statue of Swooty in the center.
“I wonder what ever happened to her?” Said Twix Bar.
“She was taken by the Grand Fabric. She’s in a better place that we can’t even BEGIN to imagine” Said Changeshape.
Just below the ground, chocolate began to flow again. Life was returning to normal.
Well, as normal as the Swootyverse can get anyway.
Also Rooritys frozen but living body is still in space lol.
THE END
Swooty Bell Adventures Part 4: A Swoot Hope
The city was vast, yet completely hidden by the tall trees of the forest.
Apple Dapple awoke in a cage. She was also surrounded by other cages. The other ponies woke up and are also surrounded by cages.
"What is this place also it is tacky" Said Roority.
"This is your new home" Said a Ghastly Ghoulie.
"What and why are you?" Asked Bashful Bernard.
"We are the Ghastly Ghoulies, and we are also bug ponies!" He responded man these ponies are rude.
The ponies had no idea what to do so they decided to do nothing.
Horse Town U.S.A all of the ponies in it looked up into the sky and YEP it's the invasion force!
Robots landed all over and started shooting things.
"HALT! I AM COMMANDER FLASHYPANTS OF THE WONDERTHUNDERS! WE WILL FIGHT YOU OR DIE TRYING" and not to spoil anything, but they died trying.
Armies of Ponies flooded the streets only to be crushed by the robot invaders!
LOOK!
THE MIGHTY FORCE OF THE ROBOTS DESCENDS UPON THE PLANET!
LOOK!
THE ROBOT WAR MACHINES MARCH ONTO OUR SOIL!
LOOK!
THE PONIES HAVE NO DEFENSE AGAINST..........................
THE ROBOT INVADERS FROM BEYOND THE GALAXY!
coming soon rated PG
Said the 1950's movie trailer announcer.
Swooty Bell looked in horror at the Jumbotron showing the invasion.
"OH NO MY TOWN ALSO THE NOVELTY SALT AND PEPPER SHAKER SHOP!" She said as salt and pepper exploded all over the place.
"Do you see now Swooty Bell? I have already won!" McMeany was sure counting his chickens before they hatched. He picked that bad habit up from his years working on the chicken farm. He would get up at 4am every morning and tend to the chickens. Long story short he killed all of the chickens.
"I will NEVER give up unless I'm TIRED!" Said Swooty as she ran at McMeany
McMeany jumped out of the way and also jabbed a hole into her leg.
"Oh no not again stop stabbing me you jerk" She was really hurt!
"NEVER" He relied as he stabbed her in the other leg.
"NOW I'M MAD! Swooty zapped him with Alicorn power and he went flying across the room right into the horse tube.
"OH NO, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?" McMeany screamed
"?" Said Swooty.
The tube cracked open, and Marcopolypse thought she was free, but lol NOPE!
Swooty ran over to the machine in the confusion and grabbed twix bar and ran away. Marcopolypse power drained from her and she was like as weak as Apple Friend.
Mr.McMeany looked down at the pathetic horse on the floor. He decided to not even bother dumping her into space she was so weak. He ran after Swooty.
It was a really cool chase because it was through really narrow hallways and McMeany was crawling on them with his spider legs and oh man it was neat.
Swooty kept running and also stopped to zap McMeany.
"SWOOTY, YOU HAVE ALREADY LOST! IF YOU LEAVE NOW, YOU WILL BE HEADING INTO A WAR ZONE! GIVE UP!" McMeany really needed Twix Bar back. Without her he couldn't build his "Marcopolypse Engine" that could totally make stars explode and he REALLY wanted to do that.
Well they got to the main room and Twilight Purple threw a robot at McMeany and they jumped into the space ship.
Mr.McMeany watched them fly away and was shaking a spider leg at them in anger.
So they got back home and awesome they robots aren't at Cantloot yet. They take Twix Bar into the building and slap her until she wakes up.
"TWIX BAR MY BEST FRIEND ARE YOU OK" Swooty asked and Spine was really hurt by those words.
She woke up and her eyes are really open wide and she's expressionless and kind of creepy
"Bathroom now" She said
Twix Bar walked into the bathroom and looked into the mirror
"Are you ok? Are you ok? Heheheh Are you ok?" She bashed her face against the glass and it broke and she started laughing even harder. "ARE YOU OK? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" She looked into the mirror, and King Momba looked back.
And also this music started to play
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Swooty Bell Adventures Part 4: A Swoot Hope
The Swooty friends all gathered in the main room of Cantloot.
"Guys some crap's about to go down! We gotta run before the Roboticons or whatever show up" Said Swooty while also eating a sandwich.
"But the entire city is robots now, what can we do we go?" Asked Twilight Purple.
"We can run to the NeverEver forest and hide in Twix Bars house!" Said Swooty without even asking Twix Bar man that was rude.
"I am sorry Sweaty Bell, but can not remember way to cave. Also does cave have Crystals?" Twix Bar was acting weird but eh.
"Well maybe we can all hide under trees until the robots all rust and fall apart" Idea'd Twilight Purple.
So they all ran to the NeverEver Forest.
And wouldn't you know it they all got caught in cages after like 5 minutes!
A Pink Alicorn walked up to the cages.
"Who are you and why wings and horn?" Asked Swooty
"Oh, don't you recognize me?" The Alicorny asked
"Not even a little" Said Swooty who was really being rude today she needs a nap.
"Well maybe THIS will help BEEP BEEP" And the Alicorn transformed! And who did she turn into that's right SHE WAS SPEED BUGGY ALL ALONG!
"Oh no I thought you are friend why are you us in cages?" Swooty Asked
"I am Queen Changeshape, and I have YOU to thank for my victory Swooty Bell. You are such a loving and welcoming pony. When we met I was weak and my people were dying. You showed me kindness, and gave me the power to rebuild my army!" And she beeped again
"Oh no I got Speed Buggied!" Said Swooty and that "WAH WAAAAAAAH" music played.
She turned into her true form of a bug pony thing.
"That's right, you got totally Speed Buggied" The Queen said.
The act of Speed Buggying someone means that you pretend to be Speed Buggy to get something from someone and later it turns out you're not really Speed Buggy. Twix Bar did it to Princess Other once and it was funny but this time it's not as funny.
"My army now has the power to take over Horse Town U.S.A, just as long as no other army is invading" She said and oh man she's going to be mad when she sees the robots.
So her and the entire army left to attack the city.
"So Twilight it's been a while" Said Bashful Bernard
"Um, yeah about that.....I have new friends now and I don't need you anymore oh man I hope we are not stuck in these cages for a long time because this could get awkward" Replied Twilight Purple and also did like everyone get bitten by the rude bug today or something I mean man look at what she said.
So they decided they needed to break out of the cages.
First they tried asking nicely. This was a nice change of pace from the attitude they've had towards everyone else, but the cages did not respond.
Next they tried lasers, but nope!
Spine tried to fire breath out but he forgot he's a penguin and not a dragon.
Swooty tried the "Supernova Gambit" but all that did was make a star someplace explode and did nothing to help them out of the cages.
"What if we open the doors?" Asked Twix Bar.
They opened the doors and walked out, but they never told the Pony Hair Five how to escape and left them to die in the cages.
So they didn't know what to do BUT OH NO SWOOTY FORGOT ABOUT TOM AND JERRY and also they could maybe help defeat Mr.McMeany they better go check on them!
Well they made it home and Swooty ran to the Healing Chambers, but hold up what's going on with the Bacta Tanks? The water is black! Not that Swooty is a water racist or anything, but that ain't normal.
Swooty pressed the buttons on the tanks and they began to open.
Swooty was in shock and horror as half robot Tom and Jerrys walked out of the tanks.
"Guys what happened to you?" Swooty understandably asked
"ANALYZING" They both said. That can't be good!
"I AM THE TOMINATOR!" "I AM THE TERMIJERRY" They said
"WHAT?" Swooty whated
"OUR MISSION IS TO DESTROY THE PONY KNOWN AS..........ALL PONIES ON HORSE PLANET U.S.A!" OH NO!
"EXIT, STAGE LEFT" Said Swooty and she ran away just as the room exploded from Terminator bombs.
"GUYS WE GOTTA RUN! LETS GET INTO THE SPACE SHIP!" So they did and blasted off.
"So now what?" Asked a confused Twilight Purple
"McMeany has gone too far! We have to end this now!" Said Swooty
"But we just left the ship why go back now?" Asked Spine
"Because now we have Twix Bar. We have a real chance to stop him now!" She said implying that Spine was totally inadequate in a fight and also as a boyfriend
A screen turned on in the little space ship
"Swooty Bell, I see you plan to kill me. I welcome you to my battleship! We shall end this once and for all! Also how did you get a horse army they're really giving my robots a fight" Said Mr.McMeany
"What? You mean those bug horses? Those ain't mine. I assumed that your robots would rip them apart!" Swooty was kind of impressed
"Oh no, they're putting up a splendid fight! But none of this will matter when I get Twix Bar back and create my ultimate weapon!"
"We will not let that happen also oh great after we kill you we have an army of bug ponies to kill this is getting out of hand I MEAN HOOF SORRY!" Swooty was getting tired of this crap
"Mr.McMeany smiled" Said Mr.McMeany
"What?" Asked Swooty
"Never mind that shouldn't have been in quotations" Said McMeany
So they arrived at the ship.
Swooty Bell Adventures Part 4: A Swoot Hope
The friends all met up in a hug multi color room with potted plants on the ceiling and shag carpet and a fishbowl on the wall and a table in the bathroom and a refrigerator in the living room and yeah what I'm trying to convey here is that this is Discords lair.
"Ohoho, I see you've overcome the obstacles that I put before you!" Said Discord
"Yeah! I killed Tom and Jerry!" Said Swooty proudly.
"I defeated my greatest enemy and realized the TRUE power of friendship" Said Queen Changeshape.
"I overcame my crippling depression and realized that I had the power to move on" Said Spine.
"What? What about the Parasprite army I had waiting for you?" Asked Discord
"Nope, just a long hallway" Replied Spine
"I see Twix Bar is STILL finding ways to screw me over!" Said Discord also Twix Bar designed the traps for the Swooty Bunch.
"ENOUGH BANTER" Said Swooty and she horn zapped at Discord but it really hurt because her horn was cracked.
"OW THAT REALLY HURT BECAUSE MY HORN IS CRACKED" Said Swooty.
See?
Ok so Discord threw some porcupines at Changeshape while her back was turned, but spine jumped up and blocked them with his sword he sometimes has and he winked at Changeshape when he did it WOOOOO GO SPINE!
Discord was having so much fun! He just kept throwing weird objects at them.
"GUYS THIS IS TOO MUCH" Swooty said as Discord tossed Princess Celestia of Equestria at her.
"What? What's going on? DISCORD? HOW DID YOU GET HERE? AND THE CHANGELING QUEEN? I NEED TO GET A LETTER TO TWILIGHT SO SHE CAN-" Started Celestia, but Swooty tossed a fire bomb and she was incinerated.
Meanwhile, in the land of Equestria
The world was cursed with an eternal night. The Elements of Harmony investigated, finding no trace of Celestia.
"PRINCESS LUNA, WE KNOW YOU'RE BEHIND THIS" Yelled Twilight Sparkle.
"What, but I would never!" Luna insisted
"YOU'VE DONE IT BEFORE! GIRLS, GET READY!" The Ponies readied the Elements.
"NO PLEASE!" But it was no use. Luna was sent back to the moon.
Equestria would never see the sunrise again.
The battle raged on, but Discord showed no signs of slowing down.
"CHANGESHAPE, NOW!" Yelled Spine.
Changeshape turned into a polearm and spike swung at Discord, severing his antler!
"WHAT? YOU ACTUALITY GOT A HIT IN? NO MORE GAMES!" Discord made the entire room shake as huge spikes began to rise from the ground.
"WAIT! PLEASE LET ME FINISH THEM OFF" Interrupted Marcopolypse.
"NOT NOW!" Discord said while backhanding her in the face.
She was absolutely shocked. She vanished from before them.
"NOW, I SHALL VAPORIZE YOU, JUST LIKE THAT HORRID MR.MCMEANY!" Said Discord who was taking the credit for killing McMeany.
Swooty Bell froze.
"Say that again" She said
"I'll vapor-" she cut him off.
"NO AFTER THAT" She was getting frantic
"Just like Mr.McMeany?" He was confused by her sudden questioning.
Swootys eyes widened.
"DISCORD THAT WALL ISN'T CHAOTIC ENOUGH" She screamed in a brilliant ploy to distract him.
"WHAT? HOW DARE YOU?" He was really offended "I'll show YOU chaotic" So he went to work on the wall.
Swooty took that chance to run away, leaving her friends in shock.
Swooty began to climb down Mt.Badguy.
"Boy I'm so stupid it was so obvious!" She said to herself.
She walked for about an hour and finally she saw him!
The huge Dragon from act 1 spoke
"Do you have the answer? I am the meanest product on the McDonald's menu. What is my name?" Asked the Dragon.
"THE MCMEANY!" Swooty cried triumphantly!
The Dragon began to glow a bright white. He exploded!
"Just as I expected! It was an exploding Dragon!" Swooty is really clever sometimes.
In the aftermath of the explosion sat her prize.
"The Magnetic, at last!" She said
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