(Note: Sung to the tune of A Goofy Movie's "Stand Out")

Sung by Fluttershy

As all the animals in the Royal Garden went to absurd lengths to avoid Fluttershy, the yellow pegasus became angrier and angrier.

Open up your eyes, take a look at me
Please don't hide yourselves in the nearby trees
I'm driven by the critters like the shark on a hunt
And I won't stop until you start to stand still
Gah, stand still!

Some ponies settle for the typical thing
Like the Wonderbolts, apple-carts and wings
It ain't a question of if, just a matter of time
Before you spring this critter-trap of mine

Once you're touching up the net I laid out
You gonna snare yourself, of this there's no doubt

Just stand still
For just one sec
Or I wring your scrawny little necks
'Til all of you stop and stare and see,
Gonna stand still, YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE ME, yeah

As I'm laying bait right all over the lawn
(I'm totally staking out right from dusk until dawn)
And I'll tie up all the snares, then when I'm all done
The critters can't leave 'til I'm number one

No method to the madness and no means of escape
Gonna stop every bird, and trap them all using tape
It ain't a question of how, just a matter of when
My traps entangle all the garden critter friends

Maybe this is fate, I'm in over my head,
But I won't give up making them my friends, 'til the end

Just stand still
For just one sec
Or I wring your scrawny little necks
'Til all of you stop and stare and see,
Gonna stand still, YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE ME, yeah

If I could make you stop and take a look at me instead of just
Runnin' scared
There's nothin' that I wouldn't do
And there's no length I wouldn't go to,
I would dare

All I need is half a mile of cotton rope, and bait sets up the trap
Every bird or bug or swine
Will be mine, mine, mine!

Just stand still
For just one sec
Or I wring your scrawny little necks
'Til all of you stop and stare and see,
Gonna stand still
Stand still, hey
Stand still!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Stand still!
'Til all of you stop and stare and see
Gotta stand still
YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE ME!

Author's Note

Based on the episode "The Best Night Ever"

ATTENTION! The well of songs runneth dry and I need help having songs thrown at me as a muse! Submit your ideas via the usual procedure.

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