(Note: Sung to the tune of Mary Poppins's "The Life I Lead")

Sung by Twilight Sparkle

To say that Twilight Sparkle did not have misgiving about freeing Discord from his stony prison would be untrue.

But, orders from Princess Celestia were orders, so with all the Elements of Harmony together, she did.

And then Discord announced he'd be living with Fluttershy...

I feel a surge of deep apprehension
Much as a Flim and Flam sales pitch indeed
When he's released but on the bail from stony jail
What madness is the strife I freed!

The orders came precisely on schedule
"Bust Discord out, reform him for me"
I don't have a single clopping clue what she thinks he'll do
I'm regretting the strife I freed!

It stinks I had to use my crown and Elements
To make Discord un-stoned;
It's the world's worst end
She's the lord of the castle
The alpha of the pack!
So WHAT THE HECK WAS PRINCESS CELESTIA
THINKING WHEN SHE TOLD US ALL
TO BRING HIM BACK!?

It's 6:03 and the pages of my volumes
Got torn straight out and went down Discord's throat
Containing spells to force him straight
From volumes four to eight!
Oh Lordy, watch this strife I freed...

Can Fluttershy really be a gen'ral?
The future danger lies within her hooves
But girls, the pony that we need can't just go concede
As long Chaos lives under your roof!

Equestria is run with precision
But Discord has chosen with whom to room,
Tradition, discipline, and rules must be the tools
Without them - disorder!
Catastrophe! Anarchy! -
In short, I think our pal is doomed...

Author's Note

Based on the episode "Keep Calm and Flutter On"