(Note: Sung to the tune of High School Musical's "Bop To The Top")

Sung by Rainbow Dash

Under pain of hoof to the face, I must state in the plainest way possible that Rainbow Dash is definitely not angry that Tank has to nap for about 3 months.

I believe I'm fine now, calm as calm can be
Lady, to be totally frank, I'm FINE as you can see
Kickin' and a bitin', blowin' off some steam
Anything it takes to let you know I'm totally not angry

Work my tail off every day
I got told to bring the winter? Bite me, I should say!
Get outta my face!

I'm not gonna blow blow blow, blow up my top
Push and pull and move that cloud round
JUST EFF OFF, GO HOME YA FLOPS!
...Let's start again.
Girls, just stop, else I'll just drop
Does this face look ANGRY?
Get outta my face til the music stops

I won't blow blow, blow up my top
My head won't pop, blow up my top
Gimme gimme, shimmy shimmy

Move that booty and turn around
Walk in the other direction
Move those muscles, start that hustle

I'm not gonna blow blow blow, blow up my top
Unless you trigger my frustrations
Stomp, stomp, stomp to the rump
This winter sucks!
Chop, chop, chop, don't wanna stop
Going for the cider...
Tank's on borrowed time and I can't make it stop
(Stop)
And that just hacks me off!
Blow up my top!

Author's Note

Based on the episode "Tanks For The Memories"

Rainbow Dash is probably the Grinch.