My Little Disney 2: Music is Slightly More Magic

(Note: Sung to the tune of Oliver and Company's "Perfect Isn't Easy")

Sung by Diamond Tiara

So many ponies at school formed a lot of opinions about Diamond Tiara, which she found rather hurtful. They simply didn't understand.

Why didn't they understand...that she actually WAS better than them?

So it was easier simply not to even try to identify with them. Unless it was for her dad.

Girl, I've got more than you
Money and objects too
Respect isn't easy
But it's me

When you know my family's richer
One does what one must
My house is bigger than your house
I don't come AFTER you, my ride is faster too

My cutie mark, a pose!
What have YOU got to show, huh?
Sometimes it's too much
For even me!

But when all the bits says, "Yes"
We don't care if you say "No"!
My dad could buy some guy's tiny business
And tell the swine to go!

When I must rest my head
I've a princess-sized bed
La dee da da
My greatness becomes me, n'est-ce pas?

Unrivaled, unruffled
I'm riches unleashed, yeah
I drag moneybags
I'm stating this clearly - you're all worse off than me!

Though many covet my pride and wealth
They're barking up the wrong tree
Well, you can't have them, lassie and laddy,
Your parents don't have jack on my daddy!

Compared to me you're just
A simple rat!
Respect, my dears?
What's that?