(Note: Sung to the tune of The Happiest Millionaire's "Fortuosity")

Sung by Rainbow Dash

Weren't rabbits supposed to be herbivores?

Rainbow vaguely remembered from somewhere that animals could sometimes be opportunistic carnivores, but she still couldn't help but feel all the woodland critters NEEDED to eat her.

Maybe her cutie mark gave her the wrong destiny...

Well, now ain't this a horrible happenstance
All the animals round a fire
In a cooking pot am I
With the critters building ire,
'Tis a job as an animal caretaker that I done messed up you see
Today I move from zookeeper to breakfast, lunch and tea!

Now you may call that luck and you may call it fortune
But me, myself, I call it

Animal-sity, that's my byword
Animal-sity, the anger in their eye word
Sometimes their nests fell to the ground
And sometimes I knocked over the ant mounds
Animal-sity, they're insulted
All the critters rose up and they all revolted!

They're all glaring with such ferocity
The word that best describes them all is animal-sity

Animal-sity, that's my trend word
Animal-sity, my "I think it's the end" word
'Round the corner under a tree
Was where these animals ambushed me...
Animal-sity, they're insulted
All the critters rose up and they all revolted!
I'm freaking out 'cause as far as I see
All up I'm tied, I'm gonna die from animal-sity!

I'm freaking out 'cause as far as I see
All up I'm tied, I'm gonna die from animal-sity!

Author's Note

Based on the episode "Magical Mystery Cure"