(Note: Sung to the tune of Moana's "Shiny")

Sung by Rainbow Dash

Daring Do could only stare in bewilderment as Rainbow dragged what could only be described as an enormous cart of merchandise up to the booth for autographs.

After Quibble Pants followed suit, she decided she needed to lay low from cons for a while and find a nice, relaxing, death-trap-filled tomb.

Well, merchandise hasn't always been this mint
I was a drab little fan once
Now I know your signature's worth ALL the bits
Because I'm your biggest fan, DD

Did you sign all my coffee mugs and mats?
Sign all the books on the inside?
I need these ones on paper, for Ebray, stat
Hope ya don't mind

I need you to sign these
Like a contract from a lawyer's C&D
All for me, and later on
Sign these
All my books and all my plushies, as you please
If ya please

Don't you know
I got stacks, stacks, stacks
I got your books, first edition
In addition...

Oh, and off the racks, racks, racks,
Got t-shirts and vinyl figures
Aaaand my slippers

I just love your books,
And your courage and looks

Well, well, well
Daring Do's got body pillows, three booths down
You little god of archeologists
Wait! I'll go buy two then come back here
By the book! (Get it?)
Ahuizotl's got nothin' on you, man

Wait! I have to give you all my house keyrings,
And all my stuff that's still outside
For times like these I bought myself all sorts of things,
And I'm still gonna need you to

Sign these
Saying that I'm just too obsessed is not enough
All my stuff, my luck is so
Lucky
Trading cards and bobble heads and other stuff
All autographed, here please

Can you try, try, try
To make the messages personal
For the stuff I won't sell (to the fans)
I could cry, cry, cry
For not finding out about Daring Do
All, all that soon

Far from the last of my merchandise,
Signing the life of
Adventures that made you so famous,
Trying to be polite,
But I just can't contain all the hype

Hoo-wee!
Can you see the rest behind me?
Think I'm holding the queue, so

Sign these
And I don't think it's the last you'll ever see
Sign my three backpacks please, and then
Sign these
Pen dispensers and a toaster right here please...
Just for me

I'm gonna need you to sign these
Your autographs here, so sign please

Author's Note

As requested by Starlight Nova

Based on the episode "Stranger than Fan Fiction"