My Little Disney 2: Music is Slightly More Magic

by Brony_of_Brody

Rating: everyone
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Spike, Comedy, Cutie Mark Crusaders, Other, Random, Princess Celestia, Slice of Life, Main 6
Length: 14252

Songs about Equestria's greatest events or just everyday life...STILL in song!

Musical Parodies of the most famous incidents in Equestria or just everyday life in Ponyville...Disney style!

A direct sequel to My Little Disney: Music is Magic. Inspired by the madpony who drew this.

Got an idea? Just leave a comment listing the Disney Song, and I'll see what I can come up with! Note: Please don't ask me to do "Hellfire" though. The deviantart link above will show why.

Update: So I've been planning to get back on this once the second half of Season 5 came out but honestly...I've lost my muse. I can't motivate myself to keep going at a rapid pace of updates, especially since I blew all the good songs in the last one I did. I still intend to update this thing, just not as regularly as I did. If you can give me songs to work with then I'll try to respond in kind. But I'm not 100% giving up on this, so fire away!

I'm ALSO taking guest submissions! Just PM me with a title, what it's a parody of, and lyrics. I may edit it here and there for the purposes of grammer, but come at me brony, if you dare!

Published 2015-04-02 18:10:02 UTC
Last updated 2017-02-27 08:48:10 UTC

202. Think A Little Steeper

(Note: Sung to the tune of The Princess And The Frog's "Dig A Little Deeper")

Sung by Pinkie Pie

Princess's books don't go cheap, you know.

At least, that's the point Pinkie was trying to make in an attempt to trade off Twilight's old books at Rainbow Falls.

Unfortunately, all that accomplished was everypony being scared away and Twilight taking the books back after learning how valuable they were.

Don't matter what you offer
Don't matter 'bout your wares
The fact it's the latest edition
I don't care
(No I don't care)

Don't matter if they're grubby
The point is they're just rare!
They're owned by THE Twilight Sparkle
So let's strike a deal
(Let us go strike a deal)

And you all know that they're worth some
Thousand bits for every book!
You might even get double
If you know just where to look

You got to think a little steeper
Y'know it's only fair
You got to think a little steeper
They're not found anywhere!

When you realize it's a steal
You'll find out what you need
Fortunes on eBray guaranteed
You got to dig (dig)
You got to dig (dig)

Princess Twilight's the bestest pony
You wanna get souvenirs
Reading gonna make you happy now
Should you give this moment a pass? No!
I just ask for something nice
I just ask for something dear
All you need is some items that
Match the prices I got here

You got to think a little steeper
Thousand bits of stuff
You got to think a little steeper
Freshly mint, no trace of fluff!

I take cards, checks and bits
Or just antique valuables that fits
Think a little steeper and they're yours

Official princess merchandise?
Come step right up and feast your eyes
Twilight got these from Celestia
Who got them from Star-Swirl
Who got them from The Ancients
Who won them in a game of Bowls

You got to think a little steeper
For you it's gonna be tough
You got to think a little steeper
Your offer's nowhere near enough

When you realize it's a steal
You'll find out what you need
Fortunes on eBray guaranteed
Form an orderly queue
Start the bidding 'bout now
(Fortunes on eBray)
(Fortunes on eBray)

Fortunes on eBray guaranteed
(Ahhh...)

Author's Note

Based on the episode "Trade Ya!"

203. Fixing Up Her

203. Fixing Up Her

(Note: Sung to the tune of Frozen's "Fixer Upper")

Sung by Rainbow Dash

Rainbow Dash has a blackbelt in karate.

As she massaged the hoof that got injured off the sandbag, Applebloom was left wondering how a pony learns karate, let alone masters it.

And so Rainbow Dash moved onto the next idea for a cutie mark...one of several for the day.

Is it the softness in her legs?
Or the hooves as broke as eggs?
Or the brittle, little muscles that ain't there?
And though she just ain't built for punches
It was just based on some hunches...
Well, there's always judo, wrestling, maybe kickboxing to spare!

So she’s a bit of a fixer-upper,
So she’s feeble and weak.
But with protein and training,
She could well be making
A career in martial arts next week!

So she’s a bit of a fixer-upper,
But I'm sure as sure can be
I can fix this fixer-upper
Up on an activity spree!

Is it the way that she just crashed?
Or that her attitude's too brash?
We've tried juggling and jousting, even mime
Cos I'm sure that I'm being thorough
Gotta get this done tomorrow
Even so, we still have kites, and hang-gliding and crime!

She’s just a bit of a fixer-upper,
Cos SOMETHING is bound to click
This desolation is confirmation
There MUST be elation some time, I think
So she’s a bit of a fixer-upper,
But I know what to do
The way to fix up this fixer-upper
List some more stuff up for you!

So she’s a bit of a fixer-upper,
That’s a minor thing.
Her mark eludes her, and that includes her
The scheme to skate at the Derby ring!
So she’s a bit of a fixer-upper,
But odds say sometime soon,
She will find her skill by force of will and
The whole thing's fixed by noon.

We’re not sayin' that it's easy,
‘Cause there will be pain involved.
And yet the tears and sweat and blood
Should get it all resolved.
I picked the most choices
Of the stuff to do today.
And yet nothing seemed to work,
And yet nothing seemed to work,
I won't give up, no way!
I won't give up, I say!

Everyone’s a bit of a fixer-upper,
That’s what it’s all about!
AJ! Twilight! Pinkie!
Starting to think-ie
There's not enough we ain't tried out.
This kid’s a bit of a fixer-upper,
But when push comes to shove.
The only fixer-upper fixer
That can fix up this fixer-upper is

More! More!
More, more, more!
Stuff (More stuff)
Stuff, stuff, stuff, stuff, stuff
Stuff! (I hope...!)

More...
Stuff!

Author's Note

Based on the episode "Call of the Cutie"

As requested by Sky Blue CMC.

And that's how Rainbow was indirectly responsible for all property damage in Ponyville.

Please note: I do not intend to make this a daily exercise like last time. Having almost exhausted the most popular ones right off the bat, I feel that I should take this a bit more slowly.

You are however, welcome to suggest more candidates to parody, as usual. Attention makes me happy :pinkiehappy:

206. You Suck

(Note: Sung to the tune of Camp Rock's "We Rock")

Sung by Rainbow Dash

When you've had 35 games of tic-tac-toe and lose all of them, the validity of the results does become a little questionable.

Even Rainbow Dash found it surprising that Rarity seriously didn't just cotton on the whole time they spent waiting for Fluttershy to catch up while climbing the mountain. Somehow.

Cause you suck
You suck
You suck, girl
You suck
You suck, girl

Playin' tic-tac-toe
Thirty-five in a row

Pinkie kicked your flank
And you know it

You can feel that cross
Seal ANOTHER loss

Those noughts ain't hot
You see Pinkie trolling

All you SHOULD need is a game plan
And figure out Pinkie's pace
Because wow, you're playing wrong

Throw your hooves up in the air and scream
Should have it down pat at game seventeen!
'Cause you suck, (you suck!) you suck, you suck, you suck, girl
Nopony in the world's quite as bad as you
Even I know how to force a draw or two!
'Cause you suck, (you suck!) you suck, you suck, you suck, girl

(You suck, you suck, you suck, girl)
(You suck, you suck, you suck, girl)

There are other ways
To pass the time up here

Cos Fluttershy's
Been gone awhile

Should have said instead
"Wanna play I Spy?"

Clearly board game ain't
Your sense of style

All you SHOULD need is a game plan
And figure out Pinkie's pace
Because wow, you're playing wrong

Throw your hooves up in the air and scream
You couldn't have failed even in your dreams!
'Cause you suck, (you suck!) you suck, you suck, you suck, girl
Nopony in the world's quite as bad as you
You haven't seen the pattern, is that REALLY true!?
'Cause you suck, (you suck!) you suck, you suck, you suck, girl

Got the pieces on the board
And it's the thing that bugs me most
You couldn't get just one draw down
Or stage a turnaround
(You suck)

'Cause you suck (This sucks!)
You suck, you suck, girl
Thirty five defeats non-stop...

'Cause you suck (This sucks!)
You suck, you suck, girl
You should have quit before you flopped...

Throw your hooves up in the air and scream
You play as though you're still totally green!
'Cause you suck, (you suck!) you suck, you suck, you suck, girl
Nopony in the world's quite as bad as you
It was a total flank-kicking through and through!
'Cause you suck, (you suck!) you suck, you suck, you suck, girl

Throw your hooves up in the air and scream
And I'm not saying this just to be all mean!
'Cause you suck, (you suck!) you suck, you suck, you suck, girl
Nopony in the world's quite as bad as you
And I know somehow Pinkie totally knew!
'Cause you suck, (you suck!) you suck, you suck, you suck, girl

You suck, you suck
(You suck!) You suck, girl
You suck, you suck
This sucks!

Author's Note

Based on the episode "Dragonshy"

Seriously, just look up how to never lose at this game and you'll see that it's the most pointless game in the universe.

207. You Might Shrink

(Note: Sung to the tune of Cars 2's "You Might Think")

Sung by Twilight Sparkle

Twilight was fairly confident the spell to turn her friends into Breezies would be reasonably pain-free. But as a friend, she felt it was probably best to run down the sensations of transformation at least once.

Oh well uh, you might shrink like crazy
To nought point one foot two,
Or maybe you'll (if you're lucky)
Grow new eyes and a view
But I think that I'm fine
The spell should work this time

You might shrink too quickly
The maths might be askew
(You might shrink like crazy)
You might shrink like crazy
(Hope it works on you)
Hope it works on you

You might feel some sensation
That's ticklish and quite fierce
And shorty after that comes
Some feeling like you're pierced
Don't fret, it's not TOO wild
So put on your bravest smile

You might shrink too quickly
And wind up in a stew
(You might shrink like crazy)
You might shrink like crazy
(Hope it works on you)
Hope it works on you

But this ain't hard. The spell checks out
(The spell checks out)
(It should be quick)
It should be quick
So fast and slick
(So fast and slick)
It may feel unpleasant, but I've got it down
It feels unpleasant

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Oh well uh, you might feel quite delirious
Like a cart ran you down
But it only lasts
For a moment there
Won't be back around
Oh, I think that you're fine
Cos it's Help Those Breezies Time!

You might shrink too quickly
But that's not likely, phew...
(You might shrink like crazy)
You might shrink like crazy
(Hope it works on you)
Hope it works on you, oh
Hope it works on you
(Hope it works on you)
Hope it works on you

Author's Note

Based on the episode "It Ain't Easy Being Breezies"

208. I'm Looking Out For Spoons

(Note: Sung to the tune of The Return of Jafar's "I'm Looking Out For Me")

Sung by Pinkie Pie

In the end, Twilight took so long deciding the right flavour for the pancakes Pinkie simply went for her patented Every-Berry-Every-Chip surprise.

The surprise being Pinkie lost the measuring spoon in the batter by accident. Somepony was about to be greeted with a choking hazard...

That's it!
I'm sorry!
I hate to be dramatic,
But there's something in the pancake pile
Measuring
Spoon
Was lost in there, dood
So please chew really slowly for a while!
I was trying to gauge the chocolate chips
And then it just vanished!
Look out below,
For plastic things this
Afternoon,
Hope all goes well!
I'm lookin' out for spoons!

Okay! I admit,
That some long and plastic bit,
Went in the pancake batter
So speak up and just say,
If it's not okay,
Because this really matters!
If you find it hard to swallow something there
And if it's plastic-y,
Just leave it by the chair!
Oh this oversight
Makes you swoon!
From here on in,
I'm lookin' out for spoons!

Oh, I don't want nopony else
To gulp it down
A mixing spoon that brown
I'm sure it's not good for your health!

Could cough at any time
(Not to be rude)
'Cept for Twilight Sparkle
Face-planted in the food
Oh I hope nopony chokes too soon
From here on in,
I'm lookin' out for spoons!

Author's Note

Based on the episode "Castle Sweet Castle"

209. A Very Important Girl To Use

(Note: Sung to the tune of Winnie The Pooh's "A Very Important Thing To Do")

Sung by Vinyl Scratch

The Dazzlings had hypnotized almost all the student body with their music, and all hope seemed lost. Until one girl who had avoided their entrancing song was discovered.

DJ Pon-3 basically saved the school from total disaster. And no-one seemed to give her the appreciation that the headphones wearing, almost entirely silent girl deserved.

Maybe she missed quite a lot while listening to the wubs, but still.

Wub, wub, wub wub
Come one come two come all
My BASS CAR hears the call, I'm a very important girl to use
I just saved Canterlot High?
Dazzlings and Speakers, oh my, I'm a very important girl to use
Apparently this group had hypnotized the school
I had no clue what just went down, so was it totally cool?
I'm a mongumentuous, consequencetuous very important girl to use

Author's Note

Based on My Little Pony: Equestria Girls: Rainbow Rocks

I couldn't have typed it without the rower.

(Guess what I've been watching lately)

211. Night-time's A Migraine

(Note: Sung to the tune of Cars's "Life Is A Highway")

Sung by Applebloom

Applebloom wasn't entirely sure how to react when it turned out she was dreaming about her dreaming about her dreaming about her dream cutie mark.

Sleeping on a problem sounded counterproductive after that...

(Hmmm, yeah!)

Life's like a load that is always there
When mah cutie mark won't show up nowhere
Drove mahself mad worryin' all day
So big sis said to go hit the hay

So then Ah turned in, then great stars above,
And ah found mahself dreaming of
Dreaming of dreaming of mah woe
"Yo dawg, Ah heard you like..." ...well you know

It was gettin' dumb
Waking up three times then some
There's not much for me to say, yeahea...

Night-time's a migraine
Ah woke up more tired than before
But Ah know, okay
Well, it was for mah own good, Ah'm sure

Through all these visions an' all these sights
It's in mah brain, there's no end in sight
From space to space, no relief to reach
Princess Luna sure knows how to teach...
From twittermites to some bottled stuff
Then something else, got DISOWNED, that's rough

Knock me down, an' back up again
It's in mah head
Ah'm circlin' round and round

When Ah dream IN a dream
It's just weird, this Ah know
She'll be there when the light comes in
The Nightsky Princess's hidin'

Night-time's a migraine
Ah woke up more tired than before
But Ah know, okay
Well, it was for mah own good, Ah'm sure (yes, Ah'm sure)

(Ah...help me, help me, help me, help me, yeah!)

Night-time's a migraine
Ah woke up more tired than before
(Hmmmmm, yeah!)
But Ah know, okay (you're goin' my way)
Well, it was for mah own good, Ah'm sure (yes, Ah'm sure)

There was a meeting between CMC (between CMC)
They all had nightmares like mine,
Wonder what strange stuff they had seen...?
Ooooohh, yeah!
(Mmmm, yeah
Ah, hm, hm, hm, hm)

When Ah dream IN a dream
It's just weird, this Ah know
She'll be there when the light comes in
The Nightsky Princess's hidin'

Night-time's a migraine
Ah woke up more tired than before (all night longer)
But Ah know, okay
Well, it was for mah own good, Ah'm sure

(Ah,...help me, help me, help me,
Help me, help me, yeah!)

Night-time's a migraine (Night-time's a migraine)
Ah woke up more tired than before
(Ooooo, yeah)
But Ah know, okay (Ah know, okay)
Well, it was for mah own good, Ah'm sure (yes, Ah'm sure, yeah)

(C'mon!
Ah...help me, help me, help me, help me, help me, help me, yeah!)

Night-time's a migraine
Ah woke up more tired than before (yeah, ah woke up more tired than before, dangit)
But Ah know, okay (Ah know, okay)
Well, it was for mah own good, Ah'm sure (yes, Ah'm sure)

Author's Note

As requested by RemixHero

Based on the episode "Bloom And Gloom"

213. Pong

(Note: Sung to the tune of Cinderella (2015)'s "Strong")

Sung by Button Mash

Button Mash turned on the new videogame system his mom had in her youth, eager to see what sort of games she played back then.

Nothing happened for about 10 seconds.

Button then nudged one of the control sticks, which kick-started the game. A few seconds later something on the screen happened, and Button was promptly met with a Game Over screen.

"...I don't get it."

In a perfect videogame, the playstyle's tight and sweet
A hero's in your hooves, a saga will follow
But Pongs’s a different game (how do I win again?)
Guess I'll figure it all out tomorrow

Where's the tutorial screen?
And the shoulder pads aren't seen

Nudging the stick and I don't get an intro or something
No player icon, and there's no storyline or something
I believe I don't know how
To play Pong

I don't get why Mom would see why this thing's meant for me
Too much simplicity, and I lost somehow...

I'd like an instruction book
No time flat was all it took

Nudging the stick and I don't get an intro or something
No player icon, and there's no storyline or something
I believe I don't know how
To play Pong

3 seconds in, I'm dead?
Play Dark Foals 2 instead
Yeah..

Nudging the stick and I don't get an intro or something
No player icon, and there's no storyline or something
I believe I don't know how
To play Pong

Author's Note

Based on JanAnimation's "Button Adventures".

216. One Last Nope

(Note: Sung to the tune of Hercules's "One Last Hope")

Sung by Applejack and Big Macintosh

Applejack demanded an explanation from Big Macintosh as to why Fluttershy was being made to sing in a surprisingly lower tenor than usual behind the scenes.

But that would have involved a lot of effort to speak on Macintosh's part, so Applejack decided to just try and piece it together.

So, ya wanted to do turkey calls?
Well, whoop-dee-doo!
Cause your barnyard noises almost cost the Pony Tones quartet crew!
And ya had to fix your singing chorus
So ya went down to Zecora's
To go get a potion
Some sorta soothin' lotion, something to chug down or just to sup,
Does that just about sum it up?

...
...
Eeyup!

And Zecora said it wouldn't heal by that night?
Ah'm sure that musta gave ya an awful fright?
Your voice was a goner
And Pony Tones's honour
Was fast walkin' yonder?
...Eeyup, that's it exactly.

Then what happened next, it didn't come quick enough?
And so you needed to think of more drastic stuff?
Some Poison Joke flowers
That lasted for hours
For Flutterguy's powers?
...Eeyup, sounds 'bout right.

Ain't sayin' one last "Nope" and Ah say it's true,
We pulled in Fluttershy to fill up the crew
We were short a singer
She were scared to sing too,
We said one last "Nope" and we put her through

Pulled a shill on Ponyville?
But ya reckon yer better now?
Here Ah am about ta sum up all that to the letter now!

It started with turkey calls, then Zecora's hut
She then offered to make a potion fer you but
You then made Flutterguy
To get set by tonight
And now ya feel alright?
...Corn's sake. Now that's more like it!

She was yer one last shot and yer last showboat?
Despite her stage fright, she done sing all the notes?
Ah just can't imagine...
She'd fall down and cry!
Gotta go get back!
Welp, sorry there, big bro Mac
Ah'll say one last "Nope" and go save Fluttershy!

Author's Note

Based on the episode "Filli Vanilli"

220. Don't Run Repeats

(Note: Sung to the tune of Let It Shine's "Don't Run Away")

Sung by you...um...if that's alright with you...

A Saturday without ponies when there ought to be ponies is no Saturday at all.

This is especially bad for a writer bound by the laws of release dates such as I.

Yeah, yeah, yeah

The schedule's crazy,
I'm foaming at the mouth,
Like I've a case of rabies.
You know what isn't out?
No episode this morning,
Pushed to next Saturday,
It gets me in the heart!
Why must it be this way!?

This is more than a joke,
More than a crime, crime
More than a sin,
Baby I can't wait next time
And I ain't giving up

This is more than a joke,
More than a crime, crime
More than a sin,
Baby I can't wait next time
And I ain't giving up

Don't run repeats
Don't run repeats to fill time
'Cause I won't watch Transformers Prime
Don't run repeats
Don't run repeats to fill time
'Cause I won't watch Transformers Prime

Shawty you got tricks
I can't get my pony fix
I know you know
The whole world is watching this, so
Don't run repeats
Don't run repeats to fill time
'Cause I won't watch Transformers Prime

Uh, they say next week will be
When it's on television
It's like my favourite movie
I'm sitting and wishin'
At ten thirty this morning
I'd be makin' it my mission
To watch the show, blog about it later
Eyes on the first edition

This is more than a joke,
More than a crime, crime
More than a sin,
Baby I can't wait next time
And I ain't giving up

This is more than a joke,
More than a crime, crime
More than a sin,
Baby I can't wait next time
And I ain't giving up

Don't run repeats
Don't run repeats to fill time
'Cause I won't watch Transformers Prime
Don't run repeats
Don't run repeats to fill time
'Cause I won't watch Transformers Prime

Shawty you got tricks
I can't get my pony fix
I know you know
The whole world is watching this, so
Don't run repeats
Don't run repeats to fill time
'Cause I won't watch Transformers Prime

Normally I couldn't face the day
Without my promised dose of po-nay
What's the deal? Why delay?
Why did it not broadcast today!?
There's more than meets the eye
Girl you curl right up and cry,
Curse this insidious plot
Letting broadcasters call the shots!

Don't run repeats
Don't run repeats to fill time
'Cause I won't watch Transformers Prime
Don't run repeats
Don't run repeats to fill time
'Cause I won't watch Transformers Prime

Shawty you got tricks
I can't get my pony fix
I know you know
The whole world is watching this, so
Don't run repeats
Don't run repeats to fill time
'Cause I won't watch Transformers Prime

221. A Jar Is Born

(Note: Sung to the tune of Hercules's "A Star is Born")

Sung by Hughbert Jellius

Hughbert Jellius's job of testing the highest quality gellatin may have been a bit more appreciated if everypony else just wasn't so weirded out by him.

It could be perhaps his jam love is too broad.
It could be the way he smears jam on his bod.
But I think that the most likely reason of all
Is his "U Jelly?" face which does naught but appall.

I'm a huge expert on gelatin
A jar is born
Gonna find some jam for rolling in
A jar is born
Honey, smother me in strawb'ry sauce
Some find it weird of course
Girl, jelly tubs
Do toot my horn
A jar is born

When I test the jelly's quality
A jar is born
Be it lemon, lime or raspberry
A jar is born
I shall bathe myself in sticky stuff
It's a job, ain't that enough?
Oh please don't be
Disturbed by me
So don't judge me with your scorn
Just keep your eyes upon your pies

Every night a jar is
Right in sight a jar is
If made right a jar is born

I rub gello in my face and such
A jar is born
I enjoy my job a bit too much
A jar is born
I am happiest when rubbing sauce
Across my tummy of course
The bottom line
This flavor's lime!
My M.O.D is quite well worn
My job's a must
To much disgust
Telling you a jar is born

When I test the jelly's quality
A jar is born
Be it lemon, lime or raspberry
A jar is born
As I scrape my butt across the jam
Forever alone, I am...
Oh please don't be
Disturbed by me
So don't judge me with your scorn
Just keep your eyes upon your pies

Every night a jar is
Right in sight a jar is
If made right a jar is born

Author's Note

Based (VERY LOOSELY) on the episode "Hearts and Hooves Day"

224. The Ugly Bug Brawl

(Note: Sung to the tune of Summer Magic's "The Ugly Bug Ball")

Sung by Rarity

Rarity didn't appreciate the fact that Pinkie had CLEARLY proclaimed "I'll save you!"...and then ran inside, grabbed a flute on the table, and ran away again.

This cemented Pinkie as the worst knight in shining armor ever, until Rarity was brought up to speed.

When the Parasprites came I sat and cried
They were just eating everything up inside
Every dress and every hat
Gorging silk until they're fat
I thought nopony would come to rescue me,
Then who should I spot but hang on! It's Pinkie!
Come to save me now, from the ruinous animal ugly bug brawl

Come on let's crawl (gotta crawl gotta crawl)
From the ugly bug brawl (from the brawl, from the brawl)
And go save the town from ruin, warts and all from the ugly bug brawl

She said "I'll save you!" and ran towards the swarm,
It was playing out dramatic, true to form,
And then I thought, WHAT THE HAY!?
Why are you running away?
Oh she ran past me and stole my only flute!
And I watched her run right out the door, the brute!
Got left all alone
With bugs in my home
And I screamed until it hurt

Come on let's crawl (gotta crawl gotta crawl)
From the ugly bug brawl (from the brawl, from the brawl)
And go save the town from ruin, warts and all from the ugly bug brawl

Found out later that it was part of the plan
She'd bang drums and toot those horns until they scrammed
Well, some context WOULD be nice!
I'm just giving some advice
Next time tell me what is going on 'round here
So that I know there is nothing to fear
But my poor boutique
Lost its charm and chique
Thanks to the ugly bug brawl...

Come on let's crawl (gotta crawl gotta crawl)
From the ugly bug brawl (from the brawl, from the brawl)
And go save the town from ruin, warts and all from the ugly bug brawl!

Author's Note

Based on the episode "Swarm of the Century"

The scream sold it for me.

226. Passed Away

(Note: Sung to the tune of In Search Of The Castaways's "Castaway")

Sung by Pinkie Pie

"We found Arimaspi's skeleton at the bottom of Abysmal Abyss...it was sort of creepy.

Well, I guess a fall, nothing but net, does that to a cyclops. He shuffled off his mortal coil. Did you know? It's a euphemism because I'm not actually meant to say the proper word because this is a show. You know, for kids?

Ooh! I wonder how many ways to say "it" there are? He was pining for the fjords, he ceased to be, he kicked the bucket, he popped his clogs...what are clogs? I don't think ponies wear clogs but I bet it would be so neat if we did..."

Passed away, passed away
Rate it for kids
You use euphemisms
I can, and I did!
Though all your words may not be understood
If kids don't twig,
To me, that's still all good!

Passed away, passed away
Can't say the word
I cannot repeat what
Grown-ups have heard
But yeah, his skeleton obviously shows
That Arimaspi's snuffed it, sure!

Author's Note

Based on the episode "The Lost Treasure of Griffonstone"

JUNE THE THIRTEENTH!? WHY WOULD THIS EVEN

230. Crazy Countryside

(Note: Sung to the tune of Fun And Fancy Free's "Lazy Countryside")

Sung by Twilight Sparkle

Twilight wondered if this was the side effect of living in a small rural town with nothing much in it, but after meeting a series of colourful characters with Spike, she could only conclude that everypony in Ponyville was either incompletely or genuinely completely insane.

I came to Ponyville
The crazy countryside,
Where some pink nutjob found me
I see these yokels fill
The crazy countryside,
Where Apple ponies hound me
And I got soaked all the way down to my skin
By some rainbow-maned slacker, where's she been...?

And it's just too much for words
As somepony brushes my curls

I had good grounds to flee
The crazy countryside
But first, who's doing the music?
I got sent out to see
The crazy countryside
For hours we stopped cruisin'

She just yakked off the donkey's hind legs
Pinkie's hot sauce made me cry
It's just as I feared
Yeah it's quiet, but weird...!
In the crazy countryside

Think the sticks have drove them all loony
They're all bored out of their minds...
First impression had?
ALL stark raving mad!
In the crazy countryside!

Author's Note

Based on the episode "The Mare In The Moon".

Aaaaand suddenly my muse has all dried up. No seriously, I leave several reserve songs in a pinch but this time I really have nothing. So if I want to get even halfway there I need your suggestions, stat.

Punch in a suggestion in the comments, no matter how obscure it may be

231. What Is A Bakery?

(Note: Sung to the tune of Lady And The Tramp's "What Is A Baby?")

Sung by Pinkie Pie

I've been asked to advertise Sugarcube Corner. Apparently the logic is I am extremely cheap (as in free) owing to my lack of any sort of qualification to sponsor otherworldly businesses. Or any sort of business, frankly.

So yeah. Whatever. Here's a song Pinkie asked me to post. Go visit Sugarcube Corner.

What is a bakery?
A place for pies and cakes
Not talking 'bout the proper nouns,*
It's the pastries we make!

And sometimes alligators
Eat your icing for fun...
Wait, do YOU not have small reptiles?
I thought they ALL had one...

What is a bakery, anyway?
Oh, what is a bakery
Well find out for yourself
Prices start at just two bits
Off the shelf!

Author's Note

*("Me and my employers, if anypony asks what!")

Yes, thank you, Pinkie. We get it.

232. Sweet Promotion

(Note: Sung to the tune of Inside Out's "Sweet Emotion")

Sung by Spike

I've never ruled a small nation (except for that one time) but I would find having responsibility for a bunch of other subjects is bother some.

So did Spike at first. Then he sort of got drunk with power. And then it got easy, if destructive.

Sweet promotion
Sweet promotion

You talk about things and I just don't care
And go take your noisy birdsong elsewhere
You call Twilight's name but I gotta make clear
While Twilight's napping, I'm head honcho 'round here

Yeah yeah yeah yeah

When some jerkface pony starts a jackhammer up
Said, "Don't care if the pipe isn't all up to snuff!"
Well I got bad news, Twilight needs her sleep
So please shut your pie holes, not a sound or peep

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Sweet promotion
Sweet promotion

When you pull into town seeking her advice
Note for the time being I'm not playing it nice
You're telling me things but I must confess
I'm the boss for a day because Twilight's at rest
Yes she is

You stand out the front and keep the noises down!
I'll talk to you later, Twilight's totally run down
So while Twilight's asleep, I'm princess for the day
And I'm sure nothing bad could happen in any way...

Author's Note

Based on the episode "Princess Spike".

Yes, I am aware I'm pulling a Flash Sentry and cheating with a non-original Disney Song, but it fit with the theme. Shut up.

235. Quesadilla Song

(Note: Sung to the tune of The Nightmare Before Christmas's "Oogie Boogie's Song")

Sung by Twilight Sparkle and Pinkie Pie

"It's NOT a fear! I just don't trust their excessive amounts of cheese is all! I've gotten over that!"

You're jokin', you're jokin'
I can't believe my eyes
Pinkie Pie spake I get the shakes
Around such food! All lies!

It's just I'm uneasy
Around tortilla wraps
That's stuffed with cheese in excess
Is that what you mean, perhaps?

When these here quesadillas show
It brings up memories,
I swear I've gotten better though
Just don't mention them, please...

There's just something about them
That gives you cause to bolt
About these cheese-based morsels
From deepest Mexicolt

Ohhh
Ohhh
Ohhh
Ohhh
Ohhh
Ohhh
It's the quesadillas, man

Well I'm just feelin' antsy
And I swear that's all it is!
I'm not scared of their vegetables
Or what wrappings, so I says

The cheese is what I don't like
Oozing from their blanket rolls
I just feel like they're JUDGING me
They'll steal your very soul!

Ohhh
Ohhh
Ohhh
Ohhh
Ohhh
Oh, yeah
It's the quesadillas, man

The file doesn't tell no lies
They were total surprises,
But I think that this goes beyond
More than such massive sizes!

You're jokin', you're jokin'
I can't believe my ears
You gotta jest, to dare suggest
I have such absurd fears!

It's funny, I'm laughing
You really are too much
Such traumatizing memories
I'm all over that stuff

"What are you trying to say?"
"Well, as long as you're playing therapist..."

Oh, a fillyhood incident
(It was labelled as such),
Left me once frightened of them
I will admit this much.

I froze up at the merest sight
Of cheesy, wrapped up chow,
It took me weeks of therapy
But I'm all better now!

"I still think you unconsciously still fear them, Twilight!"

Oh brother, you're somethin'
You put me in a spin
Part of me still believes
That these cheese-wraps are a sin

It's hopeless, they're evil
But I've put that to rest
Stay away from quesadillas
And I won't get so distressed!

Author's Note

Based on the episode "Party Pooped"

As requested by Awesomo3000

238. Who Has Laid These Books For Me?

(Note: Sung to the tune of The Search For Santa Paws's "Who Will Sing My Song To Me?")

Sung by Moon Dancer

It was all Twilight could think of on the spur of the moment to get Moon Dancer to the party. Lure her with a trail of books.

It was pretty transparent, which made it all the more amazing when it worked.

A Brief History
Of Life's Chemistry?
The Canter-berry Tales?
The Study of Whales?
Who has laid these books for me?
Who dropped all these books
And got dirty looks?
Oh well, more reads for me
Back at the library!
Who has laid these books for me?
Who has laid these books for me?
Now that Twilight's gone

Author's Note

Based on the episode "Amending Fences"

240. My Favorite Drink

(Note: Sung to the tune of Fun and Fancy Free's "My Favorite Dream")

Sung by Rainbow Dash

She swears that she's not an alcoholic. You try Sweet Apple Acre's Cider and you'd come back for more too!

It's my favorite drink
Of Sweet Apple Acres cider
My mouth opens wider
Filled with favorite drink

Yes, it is my favorite drink
I don't need an intervention
I don't have a problem (I think)
But it's once a year that I gather the dimes
It's a letdown, and it's a crime
Pinkie beats me every time!
And she buys up all my most favorite drink

Look, to love that cider is nothing wrong
I'm NOT addicted, I'm way more strong
Hmm hmm hmm mmm mmm mmm...
Hmm hmm hmm mmm mmm mmm...

Author's Note

Based on the episode "The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000"

241. Everything is Sappy

(Note: Sung to the tune of Winnie the Pooh's "Everything is Honey")

Sung by Rainbow Dash

"Aren't we unbearably cute?"

Sappy
Sappy, sappy, sappy, sappy,
Sappy, sappy, sappy, sappy,
Sappy, sappy, sappy, sappy,

Sappy, sappy
Sappy, sappy, sappy, sappy,
Sappy, sappy, sappy, sappy,

Sappy
Sappy, sappy, sappy, sappy,
Sappy, sappy, sappy

Everything is awful
Everywhere I see
Everything is sappy
It's too sickly sweet for me

My awesome dream of changeling fights
Was quite alright
Why'd everything start off changing to
A field of pansies singing a tune

This soon

Everything is sappy
I want out of here
I think, I think, I'll end up sick
It's nauseating fear

Oh, what a sight, oh, what a dream
Mixing with softies makes me wanna scream

Hanging with the cutesy
Save me pretty please
Wake me from my dream
So that I can meltdown in peace

Ooey and gooey and way too sweet
It's the end's that got be beat
At this rate I'll get diabetes
From sickly sweet singing daisies

Whoa

'Cause everywhere is sappy
My dream went all sour
Cos my changeling beating
Got swapped for stupid flowers

If everything is sappy
And morning's still way off
If I wake up all snappy
Just pass the coffee pot...

Author's Note

Based on the episode "Do Princesses Dream of Magic Sheep?"

There were no magic sheep in this episode.

It lied to me.

243. Animal-sity

(Note: Sung to the tune of The Happiest Millionaire's "Fortuosity")

Sung by Rainbow Dash

Weren't rabbits supposed to be herbivores?

Rainbow vaguely remembered from somewhere that animals could sometimes be opportunistic carnivores, but she still couldn't help but feel all the woodland critters NEEDED to eat her.

Maybe her cutie mark gave her the wrong destiny...

Well, now ain't this a horrible happenstance
All the animals round a fire
In a cooking pot am I
With the critters building ire,
'Tis a job as an animal caretaker that I done messed up you see
Today I move from zookeeper to breakfast, lunch and tea!

Now you may call that luck and you may call it fortune
But me, myself, I call it

Animal-sity, that's my byword
Animal-sity, the anger in their eye word
Sometimes their nests fell to the ground
And sometimes I knocked over the ant mounds
Animal-sity, they're insulted
All the critters rose up and they all revolted!

They're all glaring with such ferocity
The word that best describes them all is animal-sity

Animal-sity, that's my trend word
Animal-sity, my "I think it's the end" word
'Round the corner under a tree
Was where these animals ambushed me...
Animal-sity, they're insulted
All the critters rose up and they all revolted!
I'm freaking out 'cause as far as I see
All up I'm tied, I'm gonna die from animal-sity!

I'm freaking out 'cause as far as I see
All up I'm tied, I'm gonna die from animal-sity!

Author's Note

Based on the episode "Magical Mystery Cure"

244. Party Even More (Guest Submission by Godslittleprincess)

(Note: Sung to the tune of Descendants's "Rotten To The Core)

Sung by Pinkie Pie and Cheese Sandwich

They say I'm random
They say I'm mad
They say I'm hyper
And that makes me glad

A party pony
Down to the bone
Bring on the fun
I'm in the zone

So I put some sugar
In my food
Can you blame me?
I'm in a happy mood

They think I'm funny
A total clown
I'm glad you noticed
Pinkie and Cheese:
Let's paint the town!

Look into my crystal ball
Who's the fun-est of them all?
Welcome to my crazy world, crazy world

Let's party even more, more
Party even more
Let's party even more, more
Who could ask for more?
I'm nothing like the ponies—ponies who are bores
Let's party even more, let's party even more
Let's party even more

Call me a lame-o
Call me a dweeb
How can you say that?
I'm just... carefree!

What, don't bring streamers?
Or party hats?
Gee, that sounds dull
What's up with that?

So I'm a misfit
I love to bake
You want some frosting
On that cake

Let's have a blast
That's what you get
The truth is...
Pinkie and Cheese:
You ain't seen nothing yet!

Look into my crystal ball
Who's the fun-est of them all?
Welcome to my crazy world, crazy world
Pinkie and Cheese:

Let's party even more, more
Party even more
Let's party even more, more
Who could ask for more?
I'm nothing like the ponies—ponies who are bores
Let's party even more, let's party even more
Let's party even more

223. Warp Away

(Note: Sung to the tune of High School Musical 3's "Walk Away")

Sung by Discord

Okay, Tree Hugger was getting a little too friendly with Fluttershy at the Gala for his liking.

Still, it wasn't anything that putting the weird hippy in another dimension couldn't fix!

Probably.

Oooooo, oooooo, ooooo

I guess I should've known better
Should have strong-armed Fluttershy
(Fluttershy) Ooh
The weird Tree Hugger hippy
She chose HER over THIS guy!?
('Ver this guy)
I tell myself this time
It's different
I'm sending her to
Another world now
I'll never survive
Jealousy coming
If she stays, oh no

Just warp away, ooh
And don't come back
Cos if my heart breaks it's gonna
Hurt so bad
You know I'm strong
But she's mine, all mine!
Before it's too late
Ooh, just warp away!

Warp, warp, warp away,
Ooh just warp away
Warp, warp, warp away,
Aye-aye yeah

I really wish I could blame you
But you know that it's all your fault
(Oh yes) no no no no ooh
A reality that's different
But no sweat, you'll never get all lost
(Get all lost)
It's got a beach with sunny skies all day!
And you'll be attended to...I think...
But ignore the fact it's humid
Cos it stinks...
Oooh yeah!

Just warp away, ooh
And don't come back
Cos if my heart breaks it's gonna
Hurt so bad
You know I'm strong
But she's mine, all mine!
Before it's too late
Ooh, just warp away!

Warp, warp, warp away,
Ooh just warp away
Warp, warp, warp away
(Whoooa)
Just warp away

Once 'Shy's apologized
(Ooh)
Don't you worry
I'll let you out
Well, if I remember to...
Well, it's not my loss,
ADIOS!

Just warp away, ooh
And don't come back
Cos if my heart breaks it's gonna
Hurt so bad
You know I'm strong
But she's mine, all mine!
Before it's too late
Ooh, just warp away!

(Warp, warp, warp away)
Warp away warp away
Yeeaah
(Warp, warp, warp away)
Warp away, warp away
All right!
(Warp, warp, warp away, yeah, warp away!)
Warp away warp away
(Oh warp warp warp away)
Warp away, warp away
Ooh, ooh

Author's Note

Based on the episode "Make New Friends But Keep Discord"

And Princess Celestia just said, "Yeah, but it made the Gala funny."

201. Trixie And The Thief

(Note: Sung to the tune of Beauty And The Beast's "Beauty And The Beast")

Sung by Babs Seed

All Trixie had to do that night was make a diamond disappear while blindfolded and tied upside-down from a burning rope over a giant vat of pudding.

She never expected to be accused of stealing the Ostlerheimer Diamond she was using to lure a notorious thief called Rough Diamond.

Act as grand as heck
True as it can be
One Manehatten Night
Lots of smoke and lights
But then suddenly

Didn't turn up soon
There was no relief
All of us were scared
None of us prepared
Trixie and the thief

So we ran away
We'd clear Trixie's name
Rough Diamond was here
So we'd make it clear
She wasn't the same

At the Art Museum
We had got a tip
She would steal a stone
We staked out alone
She gave us the slip

But we hit some luck
I spared us the grief
Diamond's one o'the guys
A cop in disguise
Trixie and the thief

Act as grand as heck
Saved Trixie's respect
Trixie and the thief

Author's Note

And here we go again! Told you I'd be back.

NOTE: I probably won't make this as long as the first one owing to most of the ideas being covered there, but I will try to squeeze as much as I can out, enough for 100 chapters at the very least. So pitch your ideas to me, as always! Let's make 300 songs a thing!

Based on the comics.

204. The Initial Equestria Girls Reaction In A Nutshell

(Note: Sung to the tune of The Nightmare Before Christmas's "What's This?")

Sung by you...um...if that's alright with you...

Does anyone remember back in the year of 2013 when the first movie for Friendship is Magic revealed that the protagonists would be not pastel coloured ponies, but pastel coloured HUMANS?

Reactions were somewhat divided.

What's this? What's this?
This doth offend my eyes!
What's this?
Anthropomorphic, guys!
What's this?
I can't believe that they
Would dare stoop this low
Look Hasbro, this isn't fair
What's this?

What's this? What's this?
These dress-up dolls like Bratz
What's this?
They look like total prats
What's this?
If there's no ponies
Then it must be awful
Dressed in glitter and much makeup
Indignation starts to shake up
WHAT is this?
What's this?

There's no room for non-ponies
In my heart, I don't think
But the promo posters
Would make good coasters for my drink
It's such a blatant cash grab
Oh, I can't believe my eyes
Behind my back I know there are
The furries standing by

Oh, look
What's this?
It takes place in a school?
Oh, god...
This all seems rather cruel,
But why!?
Oh damn you, Meghan McCarthy
It makes grown men want to cry
What's this?

What's this? We know
It's centered 'round a dance,
Oh no...
It's totally going to have
Cliches
Including boyfriends, bullies, proms as well
And Spike's a DOG, so LOL
They look like folks I've only met
In porn-based bits of internet
This looks like tripe
This looks like tripe
There's way too much here on my dish!
What's this?

Oh my, what now?
A trailer's been put out
But look,
They toned down garish clout
And so,
They don't make me want to hurl or cry out
Tear my eyes out, I guess I could live with this
For ninety minutes only
What's this?

I think I'll hedge my bets and
Wait for die hard fans to go
And once the DVD's released
I'll go and see the show

And if it doesn't suck
I guess I could go press my luck
Or it'll just make me
Go throw myself towards a truck

The fans' reviews
They're everywhere and all
Around
Apparently it's just
Okay
This empty place inside of me is filling up
I guess it didn't stink enough

I'll buy it, oh, I'll buy it
But before I up and go,
I've got to know
I've got to know
What is this sequel I have found?
WHAT IS THIS?

205. Conformist

(Note: Sung to the tune of Enchanted's "True Love's Kiss")

Sung by Starlight Glimmer

It all started when Twilight's friends got called (by a map that sprung up in the middle of Twilight's Castle) to a village where everypony was basically the same. Down to the attitudes, and the cutie marks (taken away to be replaced with an equals sign).

All of this was to conform to the frankly scary views on friendship by the town founder.

When you meet somepony who should be your friend
The two of you must make sure you don't bring that to an end!
So to get past all the grief,
And get past the tears and shame,
Nopony feels like arguing if we're all the same!

I have made a town of conformists
All adhering to the things I list
That's what brings everaftering so happy
And I know difference just leads to fights,
You'll just argue over wrong and right!
Know your limits and you'll know true bliss
Just blend in with all the conformists

Aaaaa aaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaa

aaaaa aaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaa
I have made a town of conformists
There's no Cutie Mark that I don't miss!
That's what brings everaftering so happy (so happy)
Be your best by never being your best,
Roll with that and you'll pick up the rest!
Know your limits and you'll know true bliss
Just blend in with all the conformists!

Author's Note

Based on the episodes "Cutie Markless - Part 1 and 2"

Fun fact: This was originally going to be called "Communist" but I don't know if she actually is. We only had like one meme to go on, after all.

210. Stand Still

(Note: Sung to the tune of A Goofy Movie's "Stand Out")

Sung by Fluttershy

As all the animals in the Royal Garden went to absurd lengths to avoid Fluttershy, the yellow pegasus became angrier and angrier.

Open up your eyes, take a look at me
Please don't hide yourselves in the nearby trees
I'm driven by the critters like the shark on a hunt
And I won't stop until you start to stand still
Gah, stand still!

Some ponies settle for the typical thing
Like the Wonderbolts, apple-carts and wings
It ain't a question of if, just a matter of time
Before you spring this critter-trap of mine

Once you're touching up the net I laid out
You gonna snare yourself, of this there's no doubt

Just stand still
For just one sec
Or I wring your scrawny little necks
'Til all of you stop and stare and see,
Gonna stand still, YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE ME, yeah

As I'm laying bait right all over the lawn
(I'm totally staking out right from dusk until dawn)
And I'll tie up all the snares, then when I'm all done
The critters can't leave 'til I'm number one

No method to the madness and no means of escape
Gonna stop every bird, and trap them all using tape
It ain't a question of how, just a matter of when
My traps entangle all the garden critter friends

Maybe this is fate, I'm in over my head,
But I won't give up making them my friends, 'til the end

Just stand still
For just one sec
Or I wring your scrawny little necks
'Til all of you stop and stare and see,
Gonna stand still, YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE ME, yeah

If I could make you stop and take a look at me instead of just
Runnin' scared
There's nothin' that I wouldn't do
And there's no length I wouldn't go to,
I would dare

All I need is half a mile of cotton rope, and bait sets up the trap
Every bird or bug or swine
Will be mine, mine, mine!

Just stand still
For just one sec
Or I wring your scrawny little necks
'Til all of you stop and stare and see,
Gonna stand still
Stand still, hey
Stand still!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Stand still!
'Til all of you stop and stare and see
Gotta stand still
YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE ME!

Author's Note

Based on the episode "The Best Night Ever"

ATTENTION! The well of songs runneth dry and I need help having songs thrown at me as a muse! Submit your ideas via the usual procedure.

Let's try and make the 300th song a thing!

212. The Strife I Freed

(Note: Sung to the tune of Mary Poppins's "The Life I Lead")

Sung by Twilight Sparkle

To say that Twilight Sparkle did not have misgiving about freeing Discord from his stony prison would be untrue.

But, orders from Princess Celestia were orders, so with all the Elements of Harmony together, she did.

And then Discord announced he'd be living with Fluttershy...

I feel a surge of deep apprehension
Much as a Flim and Flam sales pitch indeed
When he's released but on the bail from stony jail
What madness is the strife I freed!

The orders came precisely on schedule
"Bust Discord out, reform him for me"
I don't have a single clopping clue what she thinks he'll do
I'm regretting the strife I freed!

It stinks I had to use my crown and Elements
To make Discord un-stoned;
It's the world's worst end
She's the lord of the castle
The alpha of the pack!
So WHAT THE HECK WAS PRINCESS CELESTIA
THINKING WHEN SHE TOLD US ALL
TO BRING HIM BACK!?

It's 6:03 and the pages of my volumes
Got torn straight out and went down Discord's throat
Containing spells to force him straight
From volumes four to eight!
Oh Lordy, watch this strife I freed...

Can Fluttershy really be a gen'ral?
The future danger lies within her hooves
But girls, the pony that we need can't just go concede
As long Chaos lives under your roof!

Equestria is run with precision
But Discord has chosen with whom to room,
Tradition, discipline, and rules must be the tools
Without them - disorder!
Catastrophe! Anarchy! -
In short, I think our pal is doomed...

Author's Note

Based on the episode "Keep Calm and Flutter On"

214. Blow Up My Top

(Note: Sung to the tune of High School Musical's "Bop To The Top")

Sung by Rainbow Dash

Under pain of hoof to the face, I must state in the plainest way possible that Rainbow Dash is definitely not angry that Tank has to nap for about 3 months.

I believe I'm fine now, calm as calm can be
Lady, to be totally frank, I'm FINE as you can see
Kickin' and a bitin', blowin' off some steam
Anything it takes to let you know I'm totally not angry

Work my tail off every day
I got told to bring the winter? Bite me, I should say!
Get outta my face!

I'm not gonna blow blow blow, blow up my top
Push and pull and move that cloud round
JUST EFF OFF, GO HOME YA FLOPS!
...Let's start again.
Girls, just stop, else I'll just drop
Does this face look ANGRY?
Get outta my face til the music stops

I won't blow blow, blow up my top
My head won't pop, blow up my top
Gimme gimme, shimmy shimmy

Move that booty and turn around
Walk in the other direction
Move those muscles, start that hustle

I'm not gonna blow blow blow, blow up my top
Unless you trigger my frustrations
Stomp, stomp, stomp to the rump
This winter sucks!
Chop, chop, chop, don't wanna stop
Going for the cider...
Tank's on borrowed time and I can't make it stop
(Stop)
And that just hacks me off!
Blow up my top!

Author's Note

Based on the episode "Tanks For The Memories"

Rainbow Dash is probably the Grinch.

215. Duckface

(Note: Sung to the tunes of Ducktales's "Ducktales Theme")

Sung by you...um...if that's alright with you...

Memes, memes everywhere, capturing Rainbow Dash pulling a face so bizarre that is apparently deserves internet notoriety.

And so, this ode is dedicated to the glory that is the highly expressive face of Rainbow Dash.

Pony like a hurricane
Here on TV,
With a gift to pull faces
Somewhat creepy...
Like it came from Japan
Or something from 4chan!

Duckface! Woo-oo!
Every week a meme is showing
Duckface! Woo-oo!
I WUB WOO is just a name for
Duckface! Woo-oo!

While it seems she's not very photogenic,
And although it isn't so academic,
A freeze-frame bonus
On which we focus

D-d-d-danger! Watch behind you!
There's a hiatus to find you
What to do, just find a JPEG
Duckface!

Duckface! Woo-oo!
Every week a meme is showing
Duckface! Woo-oo!
Dash the Grinch or Smugdash or that
Duckface! Woo-oo!

D-d-d-danger! Watch behind you!
There's a hiatus to find you
What to do, just find a JPEG
Duckface! Woo-oo!

Every week a meme is showing
Duckface! Woo-oo!
I WUB WOO is just a name for
Duckface! Woo-oo!

Every week a meme is showing
Duckface! Woo-oo!
Angry face or Dash the Grinch or
Duckface! Woo-oo!

Not normal face or ugly face, no,
Duckface! Woo-oo!

Author's Note

I had to. Sorry.

217. Things Are Not Where They Appear

(Note: Sung to the tune of Pocahontas II: Journey To The New World's "Things Are Not What They Appear")

Sung by The Mayor of Appleloosa

This is a public service announcement from the Mayor of Appleloosa

"I am Mayor of Appleloosa, and keeper of the law in small town. Yes, is not much to see, but Appleloosa is still very charming village in own way.

But recently many tourists are coming to town to see 'famous apple family' or other things. Looking for AppleOOSA. I cannot help you with apple family or buffalo or whatever else you think we have here!

So on behalf of the citizens of Appleloosa, I will say this; for buffalos, Apple Family and pomme-related events, visit AppleOOSA. All other tourists are to PLEASE visit AppleLOOSA.

Simples."

Things are not where they appear
As the town will make quite clear
It's not the town you know you see
Saturday morning draws near

Things are never what they seem
In the town, apple's the theme
But please don't spell that missing L
Or else you'll go elsewhere, I scream

You'll be surprised. There's no apples, guys
You are thinking of AppleOOSA!
There's a twin town whose name is wrote down
As AppleLOOSA, so close, yet so far!
So before you ask about cider flasks
Or Applebuck Season, 'Kay?
'Kay!
If you ought to know, after E, it's O
Appleoosa's where you've stayed!
Yay!

AppleLOOSA, dear, wants to make it all clear
Nowhere near Ponyville, guys
They cry, cry, cry, cry, cry,
Why?

Things are not where they appear
And the finest proof's right here
Nothing's the same, 'cept for the name
The rest is like 'far' and 'near'!

Please proofread your map, they say
It should save yourself a day
The one with no L's near Ponyville
While the other's a trek away!

Clueless and wild
They just get all riled
As the tourists all ask for Braeburn...
Whoopsie, I thought
This faux pas they wrought
Was the same as my own, what a burn!

Things are never what they seem
I'm right, I'm right!
Two towns get mixed up, you see
I'm right, I'm right!

So if you go, make sure you KNOW
The town of apple dreams
So I'll go make something clear
Things are not where they appear!

Author's Note

Based on the episode "Appleoosa's Most Wanted"

I swear it did used to be spelled that way. Wasn't it?

218. Derpy (Guest Submission by Rubbaduckwolf)

(Note: Sung to the tune of Tinker Belle and the Legend of the Neverbeast's "Strange Sights)

Sung by Time Turner

Derpy
You drop all my stuff
Your eyes are all skewed
But I don’t really care
Weird
How you make me so smitten
So come in the TARDIS with me

My muffins are gone
You blame it on Bon Bon
I still don’t give a crap
It’s you that I care for
Weird
How you stand up to Daleks
So come in the TARDIS with me

Do you want to adventure with me
I’m British and I drink all the tea
Come on in, on a whim
Don’t hold back, fall into my hooves
I’m the Doctor, you know

You are so clumsy
With all sorts of blunders
Still I see your wonder
And I hug you, too
Weird
How your eyes don’t distract me
So come in the TARDIS with me

Do you want to adventure with me
I’m British and I drink all the tea
Come on in, on a whim
Don’t hold back, fall into my hooves
I’m the Doctor, you know

If you don’t know what to do, then come with me
Adventure through time/space, around and around
If you see my hoof, then wonders abound
‘Cause I need some company

Do you want to adventure with me
I’m British and I drink all the tea
Come on in, on a whim
Don’t hold back, fall into my hooves
I’m the Doctor, you know

Do you want to adventure with me
I’m British and I drink all the tea
Come on in, on a whim
Don’t hold back, fall into my hooves
I’m the Doctor, you know
You're not alone

219. What Is That Bat?

(Note: Sung to the tune of The Happiest's Millionaire's "What's Wrong With That?")

Sung by Applejack, Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy

Even after the vampire fruitbats had been removed from Applejack's farm, the orchards were apparently still being raided.

They had expected to see straggling fruit bats attacking the apples during the stakeout.

What Twilight and the others didn't expect was to see Fluttershy sitting in a tree, hissing at them and sucking an apple totally dry.

Ah've been doin' a stakeout
And Ah spy up ahead!
It could be a fruit bat
Catchin' mah eye!
It's up hanging in the orchard...and it's lookin' at me
Oh buck me in the face, that there's Fluttershy!

What's wrong with that?
What is that bat?
A pony sporting two sharp fangs,
What's with that bat!?

I can see Fluttershy there,
An apple in her hooves,
But why's she suckin' it dry, yeah, what's the biz?
So come on down Fluttershy, and just can the act, ya...
HIIIIIISSSSSS!
...Yeah, on second thoughts, I'll leave her where she is...

What's wrong with that?
What is that bat?
Pinkie thinks it'll eat us all
What's with that bat!?

Here on this farm I'm watchin'
Three acres of mah bumper crop
Where are they now? In the stomach of Flutterbat!
And all Ah can ask is why?
Did Twilight's spell go way awry?
All in vain
Ohh, the pain!

Ah believe this is awful!
I believe it's total crock!
I don't think she'll respond by saying please!
Ah believe it's gone to pieces, mah best friend's totally rogue
What could drive the gal to feast upon mah trees?

What's wrong with that?
What is that bat?
Cos Fluttershy's a batpony. Why?
What's with that bat!?

Author's Note

Based on the episode "Bats!"

222. The Boring Report

(Note: Sung to the tune of The Lion King's "The Morning Report")

Sung by Rainbow Dash

Under Twilight Sparkle's careful tutelage, Rainbow tried to write an essay on the Wonderbolts.

It didn't really go anywhere, sadly.

Something something dates, just gotta memorize it all
Twilight does remember, though just HOW I can't recall
Wonderbolts were founded in...oh I'll make something up
This essay's less exciting than just fiddling with this cup
I think that General Firefly had a mark in flight or fire...?
Imagine how it would have been if she cooked round a frier!

This is the boring report
I know that it's rather short
Writing essays? Abort!
It's way duller than sport
That's the boring report

Apparently I must explain the core philosophy
Of every single member to remain a nominee!
I'm doodling in the book, making Twilight look just giant
Cos it's boring and it's stupid, so I'm not compliant
Memorizing members by their age and name and rank?
I'd rather be shoving a huge cactus up my flank!

This is the boring report
I know that it's rather short
Writing essays? Abort!
It's way duller than sport
That's the boring report.

Author's Note

Based on the episode "Testing, Testing, 1 2 3"

225. Never Knew My Costume

(Note: Sung to the tune of The Princess And The Frog's "Never Knew I Needed")

Sung by Twilight Sparkle

A blue cape with stars, a matching hat with bells on, a fake beard, and Twilight Sparkle felt that it should have been obvious who she was dressing up as for Nightmare Night.

Or at the very least WHAT she was.

"With that beard, I reckon you're some sorta country music singer," Applejack hazarded a guess.

Or not, Twilight thought irritably.

For the way you see my suit
For being the perfect reflection
For the way I made the outfit that I have
With everything that I wanted to have
They all should see that I'm dressed as Starswirl, oh yeah

For the way Spike thought I looked retired
(Ooh, yeah yeah, ooh, yeah, yeah)
And for the way no-one among my friends
(Ooh, yeah yeah, ooh, yeah yeah)
Didn't see I'm NOT dressed as a weirdo clown!
But at the same time, I'll just walk all over town
And hope nopony makes the same mistake again...

It's the worst thing, they never knew my costume
Not a single pony had an idea
That's the worst thing, they never knew my costume
It should be so clear, I'm dressed as a wizard!

But that's not all, guess what? So sometime after
Applejack made a suggestion that was somehow dafter
I must admit (guess what I was mistaken for?)
A country-music singer!? I fell on the floor
Go read your unicorn history! EVERY chapter!

It's the worst thing, they never knew my costume
Not a single pony had an idea
(I'm CRYING here)
That's the worst thing, they never knew my costume
(I am Starswirl)
It should be so clear, I'm dressed as a wizard!
(It should be so clear)

Who knew that I would be
(Who knew that I would be)
The wrong identity
(The wrong identity)
Undeniably angrier
Cape and beard and hat here, I'm obviously
Starswirl the Bearded!

It's the worst thing, they never knew my costume
(I'm a WIZARD!)
Not a single pony had an idea
(While I was here)
(Said they had no idea)
That's the worst thing, they never knew my costume
(Come on, ponies!)
It should be so clear, I'm dressed as a wizard!
(It should be clear)
(So clear, so clear, I'm dressed as a wizard)

It should be so clear, I'M DRESSED AS A WIZARD!

Author's Note

Based on the episode "Luna Eclipsed"

227. I Sew Things Now

(Note: Sung to the tune of Into The Woods's "I Know Things Now")

Sung by Applejack

The Carousel Boutique was failing, no matter how Applejack saw it. The dresses she was making were simply not good enough for the big market.

But that's exactly what Applejack had been doing her whole life. She must have at least gotten the hang of it!

...Right?

Mah mark said,
"Make a dress"
Knock somethin' up,
But it's a mess!

Ah just can't make it
Frou-frou none...
It's what Ah always done!

Shoulda seen some things,
Many beautiful things,
But Ah can't recall what they were...

Ah can't help but think,
Did Ah do somethin' else?
Naw, Ah can't have done
Mah life's dresses and belts!

But it sorta feels depressing-
Well, depressing and bleak.

When Ah stitch this dress
Like Ah'm under duress
How could Ah know that it looks bad?
Gotta eat next week,
Money-wise, it's bleak...
Well, depressing and bleak.

So Ah work mah flank
And Ah wonder perhaps,
Is mah true destiny
Somethin' involvin' a farm...or maybe not...?

Because everything familiar
Seemed to draw a blank forever,
At the end of the day
Sewin' machine's broke again!

But mah cutie mark says
Ah've always done this since mah birth,
So then why does everything,
Look just way plain and drab?

Yet Ah sew things now,
Many valuable things,
Tryin' not to lose the store...

Ah'm losin' mah faith
Cos yah know what Ah think?
The life Ah selected
It totally stinks!

Cos mah work's too plain for parties,
And Ah don't believe in arty
And though all mah work is functional
That there's different than "good".

But Ah know:
You should to,
Mah mark says,
It's what Ah do.
Why do Ah suck, but sew a lot?
Like mah destiny's not...

Author's Note

Based on the episode "Magical Mystery Cure"

As (sort of) requested by Ugly-Duckling123

228. Respect Isn't Easy

(Note: Sung to the tune of Oliver and Company's "Perfect Isn't Easy")

Sung by Diamond Tiara

So many ponies at school formed a lot of opinions about Diamond Tiara, which she found rather hurtful. They simply didn't understand.

Why didn't they understand...that she actually WAS better than them?

So it was easier simply not to even try to identify with them. Unless it was for her dad.

Girl, I've got more than you
Money and objects too
Respect isn't easy
But it's me

When you know my family's richer
One does what one must
My house is bigger than your house
I don't come AFTER you, my ride is faster too

My cutie mark, a pose!
What have YOU got to show, huh?
Sometimes it's too much
For even me!

But when all the bits says, "Yes"
We don't care if you say "No"!
My dad could buy some guy's tiny business
And tell the swine to go!

When I must rest my head
I've a princess-sized bed
La dee da da
My greatness becomes me, n'est-ce pas?

Unrivaled, unruffled
I'm riches unleashed, yeah
I drag moneybags
I'm stating this clearly - you're all worse off than me!

Though many covet my pride and wealth
They're barking up the wrong tree
Well, you can't have them, lassie and laddy,
Your parents don't have jack on my daddy!

Compared to me you're just
A simple rat!
Respect, my dears?
What's that?

229. 100 Shows

(Note: Sung to the tune of Tinker Bell and the Legend of the Neverbeast's "1000 Years")

Sung by Brony_of_Brody

Man, the pony community has come a long way, has it not! So what better way to celebrate than with this flash of inspiration that sort of came together at the last minute, although don't tell anyone, I'm more professional than that...

A hundred shows is a long, long time
Even for a Hasbro property
Derpy mixed up dates
Went to Doctor Hooves
Who was drinking out a straw that's swizzle-y

In a hundred shows
We look for background ponies high and low
So peel your eyes, my dear
Knowing that bronies would (somehow)
Last one hundred shows

And Letrotski, bowl your ball straight please
Amethyst Star's planning it all
Lyra Heartstrings finds Sweetie Drop's a spy,
Oh and Stephen Magnet stands up tall.

In a hundred shows
We look for background ponies high and low
So peel your eyes, my dear
Knowing that bronies would (somehow)
Last one hundred shows

And Vinyl Scratch jams with Octavia, a match
Cello dubstep,
Oh no, they'll be late for prep!
To the DUBMOBILE
Bass on Wheels!

In a hundred shows
Gummy's existential crisis? No!
In a hundred shows, oh
So peel your eyes, my dear
Knowing that bronies would (somehow)
Last one hundred shows

Author's Note

Based on the episode "Slice of Life"

I cannot believe LYRA'S the normal one in the relationship.

Or maybe they're both equally weird and that's why it works anyway

233. Gotta Floss My Donkey

(Note: Sung to the tune of High School Musical 2's "Gotta Go My Own Way")

Sung by Rarity and Fancy Pants

Trying to juggle between Twilight's birthday party and another garden party, Rarity was fast running out of plausible excuses to be absent for a few moments, to a point where they got ridiculous.

To her surprise, everypony still believed her. Trusting souls, or upper class twits? Rarity couldn't decide.

I gotta somehow get away
Something about me
Needing to leave the room...
'Scuse me, I'll be back soon
I need to adjust my makeup now
I'll stick around, okay?
It’s so hard to say
But I gotta juggle two events
What the hay...?

I’ve got to head back and go do that thing
With the stuff and the um...
The whatchamacallit...?
I shouldn't take long, go on without me
But at least for now
I gotta floss my donkey (my donkey)

Don’t wanna leave my friends behind
So I'm in both places
And I have to think every time
Another excuse, saving faces
Excuse me, I need to paint my dog
I'll stick around, okay?
It’s so hard to say
Wait a mo, my cupboard needs a trim...
What the hay...?

I’ve got to head back and go do that thing
With the stuff and the um...
The whatchamacallit...?
I shouldn't take long, go on without me
But at least for now
I gotta floss my donkey (my donkey)

What about you?
Talk about everything you're up to...
Can I be excused...?
Of course, do whatever concerns you...
I shouldn't take long
What are you supposed to do?
I gotta prep something outside...
...We ARE outside...

I’ve got to head back and go do that thing
With the stuff and the um...
The whatchamacallit...?
I shouldn't take long, go on without me
But at least for now
I gotta floss my donkey (my donkey)

I’ve got to head back and go do that thing
With the stuff and the um...
The whatchamacallit...?
I shouldn't take long, go on without me
But at least for now
I gotta floss my donkey
I gotta floss my donkey
I gotta floss my donkey

Author's Note

Based on the episode "Sweet And Elite"

234. Tragic Postal Guy

(Note: Sung to the tune of Home On The Range's "Magic Carpet Ride")

Sung by Parcel Post

Parcel Post felt that the purple unicorn could have at least politely told him that the party inside was for somepony else...

Oh well. At least the pink pony gave him a cake.

I like to dream yes, yes, right between my rounds you see
I see party stuff to left and to right
They could know, you know, they might
My birthday date, then the door slammed in my face...

Well, your bluntness was way unkind
Why don't you break the news to me gently, girl
To this tragic postal guy
Before it all got to me
I got cake from the pink pony
It was fine to some degree
What the heck, girl?
Wait a sec, girl
Then I got sent on my way

The principle's what matters here,
They may not know it was today
But Sparklebutt just slammed the door
Well, she made it clear to go away
It's rather rude, you could have simply told me, dude...

Well, your bluntness was way unkind
Why don't you break the news to me gently, girl
To this tragic postal guy
Before it all got to me
I got cake from the pink pony
It was fine to some degree
What the heck, girl?
Wait a sec, girl
Then I got sent on my way

Author's Note

Based on the episode "The Last Roundup"

236. Two Stares

(Note: Sung to the tune of Camp Rock's "Two Stars")

Sung by Applebloom, Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo

Testament to Fluttershy's hidden superpony: this mare can win a staring contest with a cockatrice.

Others say she could catch Rainbow Dash towing a heavy balloon if she wanted to but that's just silly.

Wake up
With Fluttershy, her eyes will leave ya cold
Stares deep into yer soul
She'd make even a basilisk want to curl up an' cry
Nopony knows why
She breaks your spirit in only seconds

Look at her, look at me
She beat a cockatrice, can't you see?
She stood up alone, and turned us back from stone
And we believe that 2 stares are worse-er than one

C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, look at her
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, look at me

Listen
Don't play her in a staring contest cos we fear
You'd burst into tears, just give in
'Cuz looking in her eyes will make you totally tame, it's sort of lame
For all the wild mares, don't fight it, just don't try

Look at her, look at me
She beat a cockatrice, can't you see?
Stared it in the face, that pressure takes first place
And we believe that 2 stares are worse-er than one

C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, look at her
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon

It was too much for us, that chicken's eyes hit, oh...
Twilight, she just got taken for granite
And that's not how she oughta be

Look at her, look at me
She beat a cockatrice, can't you see?
Death glare trumped by none, it beats -out everyone
And we believe that 2 stares are worse-er than one

Look at her, look at me
She beat a cockatrice, can't you see?
You'll be short of breath, like you just gazed at death
And we believe that 2 stares are worse-er than one

C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, look at her
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, look at me
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, look at her
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, look at me

237. Apathy

(Note: Sung to the tune of Into The Woods's "Agony")

Sung by Octavia and Lyra Heartstrings

When Mayor Mare announced to the citizens of Ponyville that a monster was attacking and that everypony should stay in their homes while Princess Twilight and her friends sorted it out, some panicked.

The savvier ones shrugged, and cancelled dinner with friends for the day.

"I don't mind the monsters, really," remarked Bon-Bon. "All the attacks give us a good chance to do a bit of screaming and running around. Good exercise."

Vinyl Scratch added, "It's great! The last one demolished my house! So I got to redecorate it, one half for me, one half for Tavi! Didn't even need to clean it!"

"And when it's all over we get together as a community and rebuild, then have a picnic out in the town square," said Cloudchaser. "Gotta love those."

Another crisis,
Besieging the town,
The third attack this week...
The Mayor's advice is
Some things will go down,
Seal all doors and cracks this week.

Apathy...!
While I'm staying indoors,
I'll fix Vinyl's machine,
And play cello to while 'way the hours.

Monster rampages?
Been meaning for ages,
To redecorate...
The work would be tiring,
It saves me from hiring
Somepony, it's great!
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-

Apathy!
We could scream and run rings,
An attack is good exercise
Among other things...

Apathy!
Oh, it's monsters again...
It's dinner at home then,
I'm working alone then,
Curled up in our den

Is this not farcical,
Routine,
Ill-mannered,
Annoying,
Inconvenient,
Tiring,
Ill-timed like hay fever
A wrench in the plans?

I was going to go bowling today!
And I was-
Were you now?
-'bout to catch a train!

At least all who are outside
Will be chased everywhere
Fills the lungs with fresh air,
And it's bringing jobs,
To the construction mobs...
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-

Apathy?
Works for me! Though...
Then when monster's all been,
Have a picnic outside-
And go rebuild the town-
All right out on the green.
Apathy
We don't panic no more!

It's just not worth the chore.

Author's Note

Based (loosely) on the episode "Slice of Life"

239. Looking for Boulder

(Note: Sung to the tune of Bambi's "Looking for Romance")

Sung by Rainbow Dash

Boulder was in Maud's pocket the whole time.

Rainbow was rather salty about it after spending several hours looking. Camouflage was truly the worst game ever.

She brings us a rock
And we play Camouflage
Like Hide and Seek but large
And it's way more intense
She brings us a rock
Boulder hides and we seek
Could have taken a week
Searching amidst the grit

I'm seeking that stone
Like a pin in a pin factory
How the heck are we supposed to see
Where that stupid rock's lyin'?
I'm seeking that stone
And guess what!? When the game was complete
She showed it was in her pocket pleat
Well that's dung! and YOU'RE dung and I'M dung for even tryin'...

She brings us a rock
We thought it's on the floor...
And all along, Maud held onto that stone
It stayed in her coat and it gets on my goat!
This game was just dumb and I vote that we just go home...
She brings us a rock
Camouflage is Worst Game
It's true

Author's Note

Based on the episode "Maud Pie"

242. It Feels Like Chaos

(Note: Sung to the tune of The Muppet Christmas Carol's "It Feels Like Christmas")

Sung by Twilight Sparkle

When Twilight woke up that morning to see animals with stilt legs and chocolate rain, a physical embodiment of chaos wasn't the reason she thought of first.

There certainly wasn't denying one thing though. It was definitely chaotic.

It's in the raising of a street pony's ire,
Is that the reason someone's house is on fire?
It's true, wherever you find him
It feels like Chaos

A cup of chocolate that fell down from the heavens
Chocolate rain all the way up to eleven
In all the places you find him
It feels like Chaos

It is a huge catastrophe
As we all stopped for staring
At candy clouds all day,
It is the season of the spirit
The message, if we hear it
Is "CHAOS RULEZ OK"

It's in the popcorn trees that we get all bothered
We must do something 'fore the town is all smothered
It's all the ways that he has fun
That feel like Chaos

A part of this day that'll always stay with me
Critters with legs that were as tall as a tree
Yes, when I look at all around
It feels like Chaos

It is a huge catastrophe
As we all stopped for staring
At candy clouds all day,
It is the season of the spirit
The message, if we hear it
Is "CHAOS RULEZ OK"

It's in the raising of a street pony's ire,
Is that the reason someone's house is on fire?
It's true, wherever you find him
It feels like Chaos
It's true, wherever you find him
It feels like Chaos
It feels like Chaos
It feels like Chaos

245. Sign These

(Note: Sung to the tune of Moana's "Shiny")

Sung by Rainbow Dash

Daring Do could only stare in bewilderment as Rainbow dragged what could only be described as an enormous cart of merchandise up to the booth for autographs.

After Quibble Pants followed suit, she decided she needed to lay low from cons for a while and find a nice, relaxing, death-trap-filled tomb.

Well, merchandise hasn't always been this mint
I was a drab little fan once
Now I know your signature's worth ALL the bits
Because I'm your biggest fan, DD

Did you sign all my coffee mugs and mats?
Sign all the books on the inside?
I need these ones on paper, for Ebray, stat
Hope ya don't mind

I need you to sign these
Like a contract from a lawyer's C&D
All for me, and later on
Sign these
All my books and all my plushies, as you please
If ya please

Don't you know
I got stacks, stacks, stacks
I got your books, first edition
In addition...

Oh, and off the racks, racks, racks,
Got t-shirts and vinyl figures
Aaaand my slippers

I just love your books,
And your courage and looks

Well, well, well
Daring Do's got body pillows, three booths down
You little god of archeologists
Wait! I'll go buy two then come back here
By the book! (Get it?)
Ahuizotl's got nothin' on you, man

Wait! I have to give you all my house keyrings,
And all my stuff that's still outside
For times like these I bought myself all sorts of things,
And I'm still gonna need you to

Sign these
Saying that I'm just too obsessed is not enough
All my stuff, my luck is so
Lucky
Trading cards and bobble heads and other stuff
All autographed, here please

Can you try, try, try
To make the messages personal
For the stuff I won't sell (to the fans)
I could cry, cry, cry
For not finding out about Daring Do
All, all that soon

Far from the last of my merchandise,
Signing the life of
Adventures that made you so famous,
Trying to be polite,
But I just can't contain all the hype

Hoo-wee!
Can you see the rest behind me?
Think I'm holding the queue, so

Sign these
And I don't think it's the last you'll ever see
Sign my three backpacks please, and then
Sign these
Pen dispensers and a toaster right here please...
Just for me

I'm gonna need you to sign these
Your autographs here, so sign please

Author's Note

As requested by Starlight Nova

Based on the episode "Stranger than Fan Fiction"