Swooty Bell and The Grimace: No More Rattlesnakes!

by Protopony350

Rating: teen
Tags: Random, Crossover, Comedy, Romance, Adventure
Length: 1075

The one with the Rattlesnakes

THIS STORY WAS DEEMED NOT WORTHY OF FIMFICTION!

Think about that for a moment. Swooty Bell Adventures made it, but not this one.

Prepare yourself.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-09-14 19:15:11 UTC

No More Rattlesnakes!

It was finally the day that had been waited for for a long time! Swooty Bell stood before the crowed of Alicorns and presented her royal decree!

"NO MORE RATTLESNAKES!" Swooty Bell shouted as the crowd erupted into thunderous hoof stomping, killing hundreds of small animals. The Rattlesnakes fled the scene.

Ok so you are probably confused lol that's because I started the story way after the conflict began ok so lets begin!

One day in Horsetown U.S.A Swooty Bell was paying respects at the grave of Scootaloo. "It has been one whole year and sorry but I kinda took the credit for saving the day" Swooty admitted. Scootaloo did not respond.

Suddenly the ground was shaking. 12 Million Rattlesnakes exploded from the ground. The city town was in panic as they began to be bitten by the poison snake like snakes. Roority burst into flames as a Rattlesnake bit her favorite girdle. Bashful Bernard hugged them and they hugged her back but with fangs. Chaos had gripped the village.

"Oh no looks like my save the day is never done!" Said Swooty as she ran away, kicking mud onto Scootaloos grave.

"STOP IT YOU SNAKES I WILL END YOU!" Swooty whispered as she Alicorn slashed 100 of them in half. The Rattlesnakes turned to Swooty and began to spit Rattlevenom at her and one of her wings has a hole in it now! Swooty was going to need help from the most powerful friend she had, but Scootaloo was dead and Twix Bar was on the can, so she decided to go get help from the one who trained her in the art of Swooty.

She would face her master.

High above the clouds lived a powerful race of superbeings. They held the power to destroy the entire planet, but chose to channel that energy into Equestripies greatest resource. The Mcnugget was the most delicious and greatest of all mass produced relics on the planet. One bite and you would say "That was pretty good". The masters worked always to produce the miracle food.

Above all of the Masters was The Grimace. His Nugget potential was so high that he once crafted a Mcnugget of pure energy. He was looked upon as King of the Nuggets. He was a hero to his people.

"Yo Grim my man, I need a favor!" Cried Swooty in terror. The royal Nuggeteers ran at her with swords of spears and attacked. Just as Swooty was about to kill them and laugh about it a loud voice overcame her. "HARM NOT MY NUGGETKIN, FOR I WILL AID THEE IN the endeavor you are doing or whatever!"  The Grimace descended from his fried throne.

The day dragged on for hours as Swooty explained the horror of the Rattlesnakes but trailed off and told him about her epic war with Mr.Mcmeanys brain and how she was nearly kilt. Oh crap I haven't written that one yet forget I said anything ok so The Grimace finally decided to help after 90,000 horses died from Rattlesnakes.

The time had come for the war to begin.

The sky was black and dark not because of the snakes but because it was bed time now. Swootyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy oh sorry the Y key got stuck Swooty and The Grimace landed on land and devised a plan to kill the Rattlesnakes. The plan was to kill the Rattlesnakes. They set forth the plan to kill the Rattlesnakes.

They attacked the Rattlesnakes but failed to kill the Rattlesnakes.

"I don't know what to do oh man help me" lamented Swooty. "You must trust in yourself and do what you know is right as Princess of Equestria" Said Grimace while also finally spelling Eqwustrya write. "So do you have any friendship is magics that can help you in this time of war?" Asked The Grimace.

Swooty remembered something.

So it turns out that just outside of Horsekingdom lived literally thousands of Alicorms. So Swooty went flying to them to give the speech for help fighting but a few Rattlesnakes rode along in her backpack.

Swooty arrived and then she  got on stage and said what she said at the beginning of the story go back up and read it.

The Alicornts followed her.

The world would never truly forget  the horror of those days. Alicorns falling from the sky and hitting the ground with enough force to burst and rain holy alicron entrails onto the ponies below. The cries of the fillies as Rattlesnakes invaded schools and daycares. The unending fields of bodies that littered all of Horsetown U.S.A.

The Grimace stood atop his mountain of Nuggets and  blew the Horn of McWar. The armies of McCloudland flooded the kingdom.

This war would claim the lives of over one billion ponies.

Swooty Bell looked over her kingdom. The once green fields now a dark red. The mighty strongholds in flames. The great cities in ruin.

Swooty wept for her people.

Swooty stopped taking her 12 hour nap when Grimace came running to her. "SWOOTY, THE WALLS ARE BEING OVERRUN BY THE RATTLESNAKES! WE ARE DOOMED! SWOOTY I HAVE ALWAYS LOVED YOU PLEASE KISS ME" The Grimace said.

Now I want you to envision this. The Grimace and Swooty who is just like Sweetie Belle share a passionate kiss. Just let that sink in. Let it fester in your mind.

The Rattlesnakes break down the door and eat The Grimace. Swooty was crying and she hid by jumping out of the window.

Swooty remembered that she had the great cylinder of kaboom that was just another atomic bomb and she dropped it on Eroostria. The Rattlesnakes had become too many Rattlesnakes and kept attacking.

This was the end of the world.

Pinker Play came running to Swooty Bell.

“GOTCHA” She yelled. “WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!” Wanted Swooty Bell. “I win!” She said. Swooty was even more confused.

The Rattlesnakes all dug into the ground and that was the end of the war.

“As you know Swooty I am the super best pinker party horse, and sometimes I need to remind the world of that! Last time I drew funny faces on all of the watermelons in town. This time I rose an army of Rattlesnakes to purge the world of 80% of its population! I’m SURE to win the GoofyHoofy this time!” Pinker Explained.

Swooty and Pinker laughed at the funny prank.

The world was dead.

The End