Discord Kicks Fluttershy in the Dick

by moviemaster8510

Rating: mature
Tags: Fluttershy, Sex, Random, Discord, Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Angel
Length: 1136

Discord is both hurt and furious over how Fluttershy kicked him in the balls that one time! All because of a harmless prank no less! He'll teach her (with a little help from his magic, of course).

Discord is both hurt and furious over how Fluttershy kicked him in the balls that one time! All because of a harmless prank no less! He'll teach her (with a little help from his magic, of course).

TRIGGER WARNING: Spontaneous Futashy and dick-kicking.

Published 2014-09-14 22:30:02 UTC
Last updated 2014-09-14 22:30:02 UTC

Discord Kicks Fluttershy in the Dick

The soreness.

That agonizing soreness that comes with getting kicked in the balls, even as he sat in pink cotton-candy cloud high above Ponyville with the sides of his legs giving his jewels ample space to rest and heal.

All because he wanted to do a silly little prank, and now Discord would have to walk and fly about with spread legs for at least a week before the twisting sensation would leave his groin. He would get back at her and her bunny, because to Tartarus with him!

Of course, he had to be diligent. Even though he redeemed himself in the eyes of Twilight and her friends (for the most part) after Tirek’s attempted takeover of Canterlot, he still remained close to Fluttershy’s heart, and he knew taking this game he created too far could very well sever their friendship (as well as his testicles if he ticked her off hard enough).

Also, he couldn’t do something lame either. He was the master of chaos, for crying out loud! He’d be caught dead before he’d consider a mere cold bucket of water over the door as a legitimate form of payback.

Of course, balance and taste was never his strong suit, and he was now faced with a dilemma that rivaled the difficulty of choosing between remaining Fluttershy’s friend and living free to spread chaos throughout Equestria. Surely, he was between a rock and a hard place.

That’s when it hit him.

Standing up on his cloud from the realization of his perfect payback, he suddenly felt his balls swell once again, and it only further solidified Discord’s resolve. It was perfect, and he would have his revenge!
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Fluttershy gently stroked the head of her pet bunny Angel as he groggily awoke from his poison-induced unconsciousness, covered with a small blanket in his padded basket. He was still woozy from the sickness, coughing consistently and letting out a puke often into a tiny metal pail.

Fluttershy tried her best to look accommodating for her sick little buddy, but it was hard. She was still mad at Discord and she thought she let him off easy by only kicking him in the balls. Maybe once she saw him next, she’d give him a second.

No, that was a bit too mean.

After all, Angel was healing very quickly and he did look awfully hurt. Perhaps maybe an apology and a promise to let bygones be bygones was all that was needed. Just the thought of making up with Discord brightened her smile considerably.

Almost as if he heard her planning this herself, a knock on the door sounded.

“Fluttershy!” called Discord in a sing-song voice. “It’s your favorite draconequus!”

“Oh!” she tweeted happily. “Discord, I’m coming!”

With a flap of her wings and a skip in her step, she gracefully bounded across the first floor of her home and to the front door. Opening it up, Discord stood there with his head held instinctively down below the frame of her doorway.

“You wouldn’t mind if I came in, would you, my sweet?”

“Not at all!” the yellow pegasus cooed, stepping aside and making way. “You’re more than welcome.”

“Thank you, Fluttershy.”

Walking in, he glanced to Angel and his seething glare. Discord ignored him and kept his full attention to Fluttershy.

“What brings you here?” she asked him.

“Well,” he said with a twiddling paw/talon, “I think we both did some things that we regretted and I just wanted to say, from the bottom of my heart: I’m sorry.”

Fluttershy was touched by Discord’s raw sincerity, squeaking as she put her hooves over her mouth. With a hop off her front hooves, she wrapped her arms around Discord’s lanky body and pressed her face in.

“It’s okay!” she cried. “I forgive you, and I’m sorry too!”

Discord tenderly put his paw and talon over Fluttershy’s wings, embracing her gently. His smile was one of both caring sweetness and mischievous regret; if only this was all there was to this meeting right now.

Discord patted Fluttershy’s back, going lower and lower until he reached the base of her tail. With slight hesitation, he flicked a claw out from his lion’s paw and lightly pricked at the tender lips in her crevice. Fluttershy flared open and leapt back in shock as Discord raised his hands innocently.

“Discord!” she cried. “That was too low!”

“My apologies!” he exclaimed, expertly stifling his snickers at the point of no return.

Fluttershy continued moaning as her genitalia continued to spread open wide, scaring Angel stiff in his basket bed as it dripped and winked incessantly.

“Discord!” screamed Fluttershy. “What did you do?”

“Nothing!” Discord responded, playfully offended by the accusation.

Fluttershy groaned and sweated profusely as her organ shifted down her plot and over to her belly in between her engorging breasts. Her marehood began to push out from her stomach and form a sheath. Then, much to Discord’s delight, a supple, pink penis slid out from the sheath, quickly becoming erect with each inch that snaked out. The head touched the floor, and Fluttershy stood up in shock to see the twitching dick that she had been given.

Discord could hardly contain any longer, and with a forcefully-restrained smile, he reeled his antelope-leg back and swung it hard, the hoof colliding with the shaft. Fluttershy yelped with a shrill screech as her new member was assaulted. Her penis stung, but her body failed to control the crazed hormones that were being driven into it. Fluttershy breathed louder and louder as her dick was revving up for orgasm. With a snap of his paw, Discord poofed Angel and his bed from their spot and made them appear back right in front of Fluttershy and her cock.

“Say cheese,” Discord whispered into the bunny’s ear.

Fluttershy shot a strong stream of jizz with a final scream, the syrupy gook smacking Angel in the face and knocking both him and the bed out and rolling onto the floor. Fluttershy, petrified by what she had done, fell back onto her front hooves as her penis spurted a couple more squirts of semen. Her eyes were wide as Angel was caked in her jizz, and like a tape measure, her dick shot back into her pussy which slid quickly back into the center of her flank like normal. Discord stood in observational silence as he looked upon the mess.

“Score!” he suddenly shouted with a pump of his arm.

He poofed out of the room and left the two alone. Neither Angel nor Fluttershy could move nor speak with the confusion and sheer horror of what had transpired. The first to break the still silence was Fluttershy, as her tail perked up and she pooped a little.