As you question why you're not wearing any pants, you realize that pants never existed in the first place. Knowing it had to be the government who planted the memories of the false clothing, you begin a quest to spread the knowledge that pants don't exist and that the government wears whitey tighties.
You are promptly arrested for indecent exposure.
Bad End: Pantsed
Your pants instantly ignite in a blazing inferno because you're lying. Everyone knows girls don't exist on the internet and even if they did, they wouldn't be on this website. Shame on you for lying.
Bad End: Ignited Trousers
