CYOA: All Endings are Bad

by _Reader_

First published January 1st, 1970 00:00

Live your life anyway you want as you explore Equestria and meet all your favorite ponies, dragons, minotaurs, draconaqueses and maybe even rocks. This is your life and you can live it anyway you want. Just don't expect it to end happily.

Current number of endings: 2

Chapters

Bad Start
You Lose
Try Again
+1 Loss
-1 Life
Game Over

Bad Start
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Bad Start

Before we begin the story. Tell me a little bit about you.

Are you

A Boy

A Girl

You Lose
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You Lose

Are you wearing pants?

Yes

Try Again
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Try Again

Really?

Yes

+1 Loss
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+1 Loss

As you question why you're not wearing any pants, you realize that pants never existed in the first place. Knowing it had to be the government who planted the memories of the false clothing, you begin a quest to spread the knowledge that pants don't exist and that the government wears whitey tighties.

You are promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Bad End: Pantsed

-1 Life
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-1 Life

Are you

a Human

a Pony

Game Over
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Game Over

Your pants instantly ignite in a blazing inferno because you're lying. Everyone knows girls don't exist on the internet and even if they did, they wouldn't be on this website. Shame on you for lying.

Bad End: Ignited Trousers