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                 CYOA: All Endings are Bad                 
                       -by _Reader_-                       
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                         Bad Start                         
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Bad Start
Before we begin the story. Tell me a little bit about you.
Are you
A Boy (http://www.fimfiction.net/chapter/637079)
or
A Girl (http://www.fimfiction.net/story/216882/3/cyoa-all-endings-are-bad/you-lose)

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                         You Lose                          
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You Lose
Are you wearing pants?
Yes (http://www.fimfiction.net/story/216882/2/cyoa-all-endings-are-bad/game-over)
No (http://www.fimfiction.net/chapter/637067)

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                         Try Again                         
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Try Again
Really?
Yes (http://www.fimfiction.net/chapter/637071)
No (http://www.fimfiction.net/story/216882/2/cyoa-all-endings-are-bad/game-over)

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                          +1 Loss                          
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+1 Loss
As you question why you're not wearing any pants, you realize that pants never existed in the first place. Knowing it had to be the government who planted the memories of the false clothing, you begin a quest to spread the knowledge that pants don't exist and that the government wears whitey tighties.
You are promptly arrested for indecent exposure.
Bad End: Pantsed

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                          -1 Life                          
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-1 Life
Are you
a Human
or
a Pony

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                         Game Over                         
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Game Over
Your pants instantly ignite in a blazing inferno because you're lying. Everyone knows girls don't exist on the internet and even if they did, they wouldn't be on this website. Shame on you for lying.
Bad End: Ignited Trousers